Chapter 269: Gao Jianbin's joke
Chapter 269: Gao Jianbin's joke
Seeing that everyone was so silent, Gao Jianbin did not continue, but said: "I have been thinking about this new area for a long time or to continue, this is not simply for the face of our district committee and district government, compared with the interests of the masses, what is the key to our face, I see the opportunities it brings, with the acceleration of the pace of China's opening up to the market, the work of attracting investment has become more and more the growth point of each region, and foreign enterprises are nothing more than seeing the huge market potential of China's large population. On the other hand, there is low production costs and cheap labor, but with the gradual improvement of China's economic level and development speed, this advantage is now less obvious. This is the reason for investing in our country, and the same foreign investment has a great impact on local companies. On the one hand, the intervention of foreign capital has brought about high-tech competition, science and technology are the primary productive forces, which cannot be denied, and the quality of products is good and the production speed is fast. Second, the competition of market share, the living environment of various enterprises is being challenged greatly, if there is no research and development of science and technology and the expansion of the scale of production, it will cause the enterprise market to shrink and even go bankrupt. We have the advantage of high quality and low price, and the price of foreign-funded products is still a little higher. ”
Speaking of this, Gao Jianbin motioned for Zheng Hailu to continue, and with a hint of nervousness, Zheng Hailu said: "Although the Haizhou Development Zone is still ahead of the development zones of many cities, and has also passed the national development zone qualification certification of the State Council, it has always been due to the attention of the municipal party committee and municipal government, coupled with the fact that it is a provincial-level development zone, which has gradually bred a sense of pride. You can take a look, last year, the Haizhou Development Zone Management Committee has not held a provincial-scale investment fair to attract domestic enterprises, and to the high-level international business promotion association held by the state, there is no obvious effect, those development zones that are generally backward in strength have introduced the world's top 500 enterprises to invest, and the development zone management committee is not able to show any bright spots. It is because some of our leading cadres have been pursuing a way of doing things that are not afraid of the fragrance of wine, and the consequence of this is that it will derail from the international market and gradually stop operating in a circle of rules. At first, he was a little nervous, but slowly he spoke a lot more fluently, which surprised others very much, and also made Gao Jianbin very satisfied, and nodded at her with a smile.
Looking at Gao Jianbin's encouraging eyes, Zheng Hailu took a sip of water and continued: "This kind of arrogant and complacent practice is extremely dangerous, we need to create good conditions for the re-expansion of the development zone, on the one hand, we can make a two-way choice between educated young men and women in the eastern new area and enterprises, increase the human resources of enterprises, avoid the phenomenon of lack of human resources due to the expansion of enterprises, and on the other hand, it also solves a major problem of increasing the income of the masses." In addition, we want to invite well-known scholars and experts at home and abroad to the development zone for exchanges, so that enterprises can understand the shape and needs of the international market, change everyone's mentality, but also through guò and universities and research institutes and other places to cooperate, we can contribute part of the funds, so that these professional institutions for us to solve technical problems and innovation, the most important thing is that Secretary Gao pointed out that the development zone can no longer close the door to the sky, we must go out to participate in a business association or fair that may bring benefits, Moreover, such activities should be held from time to time to expand the popularity of the development zone, so that the development zone can truly play a leading role and serve the eastern new area and Haizhou. ”
Gao Jianbin first took the lead in applauding, and said: "It's very good, basically you can grasp the focus of my report, I don't mean to pour cold water on everyone, it's a bit bad for the festival, but I want everyone to really change from the ideology, we are proud of the development zone is now encountering a bottleneck in development, we can't rely too much on its energy, on the contrary, we want to help it grow." We all know that the development zone is the largest taxpayer in Haizhou City, and if something really goes wrong, no one can afford this responsibility. Okay, let's talk about work here, let's just talk about drinking, my country is a country where the wind of wine culture prevails, and I am also here to give you a standard, that is, how much you can drink, I don't like people who don't have to drink to support the noodles, after all, this is just a party, not on other occasions. Don't force yourself to drink, if you are really drunk, it doesn't make sense, but I have personally experienced the taste of turning over the river and the sea, and ah, we must put an end to drunk driving, no one can violate this iron law, if you don't have a driver, you can call the driver, or put the car directly in the hotel parking lot, I booked the room directly here. ”
The last few sentences can be regarded as speaking to everyone's hearts, except for a few members of the Standing Committee who have a large amount of alcohol, the rest of the people are breathing a long breath, drinking is just a social means for most people, just like Gao Jianbin just said, China's wine culture is very popular, friends and classmates have to drink at reunions to ask people to do things, and they also have to drink at work in private, it seems that there is no common topic without wine, and there is no way to contact everyone's feelings without wine. There are such words. If you don't drink, the brothers don't have deep feelings, don't drink is no respect for the leader, don't drink is not sincere to the partner, and the person who can't drink is bitter, Gao Jianbin has a good saying, I don't like the cadres who don't drink and still hold on, since the secretary who is the master has spoken, everyone is happy to drink a drink, but I haven't encountered such an occasion before, the last secretary drank a lot of alcohol, and he could drink a kilogram at a time without falling down, and everyone ate with him but the scalp was numb, Don't mention the discomfort when you go home, what's even more powerful is that the previous secretary even treated female comrades equally, the theory is that men and women are equal, if women drink more alcohol than men, you can't discriminate against women comrades, why can't women drink liquor if men want to drink liquor?
Gao Jianbin in order to prevent these subordinates from taking turns to get him drunk, and said: "I know that the habit of many places is to put down the leader before it is finished, in order to prevent this kind of thing from happening, I have a requirement for drinking with me, in view of my amount of alcohol and the capacity of the cup here, I accept everyone's toast after drinking the first glass, the first time I drink with my own first glass, I drink a third of the glass, and then all double, that is to say, the second toast will drink two glasses and I will drink a third of the glass, If you have this amount of alcohol, you can try it, and if I get drunk again, I won't have anything to say. Zheng Hailu almost laughed when he heard it, the cup here is more than two or two cups, and when it comes to the third toaster, wouldn't he have to drink eight taels of wine, and it would be strange if he didn't put it down, this secretary Gao is really cunning, and it is obvious that he will accept the toast of two people at most, and he doesn't want to play with him. So he said: "Secretary Gao, it's okay if you want to drink less, but we also have a request, you can tell us all a joke or something." This mention was quickly recognized by everyone, and this was not an excessive request, and people didn't say anything about letting him talk about meat, Gao Jianbin glanced at Zheng Hailu and nodded with a smile.
Looking at the expectant eyes of a group of people, Gao Jianbin said: "I'm a little old-fashioned and don't have any good jokes to tell everyone, this is still a real thing, when we went to college, there was a director who was particularly able to drink, it is said that he had never heard of him drunk, holding a bottle of white wine in one hand and a glass in the other, drinking several tables of people at a time, all his toasts must be done every time he drinks, and every time he drinks with him is miserable." At that time, I was in the student union, there was a school celebration held after the event, the school leaders invited us to have dinner together, we were drinking at that table when the director came over, the hand was still drinking the glass of tea, I estimated that there was a six or seven taels of liquor, just my classmates went out to answer the phone, he sat next to me, the cup in his hand and my cup put very close, after a few words of the scene to drink with us, at that time we used three or two three big cups, just full of not drinking it, A group of boys poured liquor, I don't know what's going on, he actually picked up my cup, I saw that there was no way, I couldn't stand there empty-handed, so I had to hold his cup. My classmates at that table all looked at me and laughed, thinking that this time they were going to put me down, I was also worried about how to drink, looking at those people gloating I was angry, originally everyone thought we were students He meant it was over, I didn't expect the director to say that he was going to go to another table to toast, this time they drank it together, this sentence scared the people at our table dumbfounded, and they all admired his amount of wine really deserved. ”
Speaking of this, Gao Jianbin seemed to want to laugh, but he held back, and then said: "The director said that he did it first as a respect, raised my cup and drank it to his mouth violently, and then covered his mouth and coughed and frowned, watching me hold his cup for a long time without saying a word, standing at the door with a wine bottle and looking at everyone, I was also a little sick to my stomach, it was six or seven taels of liquor, once I really drank it in my stomach and didn't fall down, I had no choice but to take a sip of Shun Shun Qi first, and the family stared at me after drinking that sip of wine, and no one dared to look at me." I saw that everyone didn't drink, so I shouted that since the director rarely drank with us once, since he drank all the people present, no one could drag them back, they must all drink dry, after saying that, I took the lead in drinking, everyone saw that I drank it all, and there was no way to do it, as soon as I drank this glass of wine, the people present vomited more than half of it on the spot, and when I saw that I had no words, the director nodded at me and left, but the speed of walking was quite anxious. From that day on, the director was very embarrassed to talk to me when he saw me and walked away, and this drinking made my reputation in the university shocked, and those classmates who wanted to drink with me and see my appearance in the past no longer dared to find me. ”
After a while, Zheng Hailu was the first to react, a sip of tea and laughter sprayed on the ground, Yu Bing also asked in wonder: "District Chief Zheng, this joke is not funny, what are you laughing at?" Zheng Hailu looked at him and said: "Why are you so slow to react, the director drinks water, Secretary Gao is really bad, he drank a glass of water but forced his classmates to drink like that" Hearing Zheng Hailu say this, everyone understood, and laughed together, even the waiters couldn't help but turn around and laugh secretly, the atmosphere was quite warm for a while, since Gao Jianbin started at the beginning, everyone didn't have so many scruples, seeing that the wine and food began to be served, Zheng Hailu said: "One person, one joke, Whoever doesn't laugh and drinks a glass of wine himself. "Who is still afraid of this in the officialdom, it is common to say such jokes in the wine field, and it can be used as a means to adjust the atmosphere, even lesbians like Zheng Hailu are used to it, if it weren't for Gao Jianbin here, most people would have to change to meat. Although the rules were formulated, Gao Jianbin was still a little dizzy after returning to the room, and this group of people was too good at drinking, and even pushed him to drink more than half a catty of wine. However, he did not expect to make a breakthrough in drinking, which is an irreparable weakness in this life.
Just about to take a shower and rest, suddenly the doorbell rang, he was a little strange who would come to the door so late, opened the door and saw that it was actually the beautiful and moving female foreman, holding a cup of tea in her hand, and said to Gao Jianbin with a sweet smile: "Secretary Gao, I saw that you drank a lot tonight, I specially made you a cup of kudzu tea, and it will be better to rest after drinking." Gao Jianbin was overjoyed when he heard this, he was uncomfortable, especially when he came to the room and was blown by the hot air of the central air conditioner, his stomach was also overturned, and he always had an itch in his throat and wanted to vomit. When he reached out to take the teacup, he accidentally grabbed the girl's hand, but this was really not his intention, even if it was a sexy diva in front of him, he wouldn't react at such a time, where there was the intention to pick up girls. But fortunately, the female foreman didn't react violently, she just blushed and left, which made Gao Jianbin very embarrassed, which made people have bad associations, not to mention that everyone is not very familiar, not to mention that it is not a good behavior even if they are very familiar
Drinking tea, Gao Jianbin was thinking about this matter, he was not blind, where could he not see that this female foreman was not a simple work relationship to him, but what he was thinking about at the moment was why the hotel would send someone to stare at him, it stands to reason that he is not so valuable now, if you want to say that people like him, he has not said a few words in total, and the last two times she spoke, she helped her choose dishes to eat, which is a kind of service introduction. Until now, she doesn't even know the name of the girl, and this conclusion is somewhat untenable.
It was also because of the alcohol that he drank on the sofa and thought about the girl that he was drinking, and before he knew it, he fell asleep. I slept until I felt thirsty in the middle of the night before I got up, drank a few sips of mineral water before getting into the quilt, and went to sleep without even taking off my clothes. It wasn't too late to wake up in the morning, just half past ten. After a simple grooming, he went downstairs, he still had to go to Yuntai today, and he didn't call Feng Xueyi in the past few days, because he knew that Feng Xueyi would definitely know what was happening here, and he also knew that he didn't go over because something was delayed. In the past two days, he was supposed to accompany the three girls in Yuntai for the New Year, but as a national cadre, he couldn't help himself, and he thought that those confidants could also understand his difficulties.
When he went to the main station to check out, he saw the foreman again, the girl saw his face slightly red, but it was not like last night to avoid him, the service staff of the main station smiled and said to Gao Jianbin: "Secretary Gao, you are a special VIP of our group, according to your identity, personal consumption in our hotel is free, welcome to stay in our hotel next time, I wish you a happy new year" Gao Jianbin expected this to be the case, but he didn't want to take advantage of this, and said: "I am a national cadre, I have my own methods and principles, I can't accept this kind of treatment, so let's not live up to your kindness, just give a seven-fold discount, it's now the peak period, I still take advantage. ”
The service staff looked at the front desk manager with some embarrassment, Gao Jianbin is the group's designated free guest, in the history of the group's development, this is the first guest to enjoy such respectful treatment, of course she can't go against the group's decision, otherwise she will be dismissed. The front desk manager also encountered the same problem, she did not have the right to make this decision, Gao Jianbin was just about to be anxious, the female foreman said on the side: "The customer is our God, all services should be based on the will of the guest, since Secretary Gao proposed it, you will give a seven-fold discount according to his requirements." ”
Gao Jianbin once again confirmed that this girl was definitely not an ordinary person, because of the identity of a foreman, how could he order the front desk manager? And when they heard the foreman's words, both of them breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly completed the formalities for Gao Jianbin. The female foreman smiled and sent Gao Jianbin to the parking lot, and said: "The traffic is busy during the Spring Festival, please pay attention to safety when driving, I wish you a happy New Year on behalf of the Hailan Hotel Development Zone Store again" Gao Jianbin looked at her badge this time, her name was very clear on it, and saw Gao Jianbin staring at her name, and the female foreman didn't mind, she took a few steps back and stood there to watch Gao Jianbin leave. When Gao Jianbin passed by her, he also smiled and said: "Thank you for your concern, and thank you for the tea last night, the tea is good and the good people are better, and I wish you a happy new year."