Chapter 67: Zhang Liang planned to attack the old moon who crossed the wall ladder
The scene was very harmonious, even if Sun Monkey, the most famous-stirring stick in the Three Realms, joined, it did not destroy the current good situation.
One by one, the immortals took the skewers in their hands and put them into the pot, chatting in their spare time, and in less than a moment, they picked up the ingredients they had put and put them into the flavor dish they had prepared by themselves in front of them.
Down, the scalded beef, Tai Bai Xing smiled and held it with chopsticks, dipped it in the seasoning, and put it in his mouth, well, comfortable. Swallow a few sips, pick up the cold wine next to you, and take a sip, well, comfortable.
"Old man, this shrimp is good, well, that duck paw is also good, good, I like it, recently the beak has faded out of a bird."
"Monkey, you eat meat too." Barefoot Daxian ate a mouthful of clear soup fish balls and drank a sip of chilled sour plum soup, refreshing!
"Precepts? It recognizes my grandson for that thing, but my grandson doesn't recognize it, do you want mutton, don't give it to me. With that, the monkey's hand touched it.
"Go and go, take it yourself." Tai Bai Xing slapped away the other party's hairy paws.
"Hey, it's a little family."
As soon as the monkey joined, he immediately began to gag, running east, west, and from time to time stealing other people's skewers to eat, which caused a burst of laughter from the immortals, and all the immortals joined the camp that damaged him, but unfortunately, the great sage didn't care at all, anyway, he stole the other party's skewers.
The addition of a-stirring stick made the atmosphere of the immortals more and more relaxed, because the monkey himself set himself up as a target, attracting everyone's firepower.
The smile in the Jade Emperor's eyes was too harmonious.
The golden beard Daoren's face was disgusting, it was too harmonious, I will go to your grandmother's Yue Lao and the god of food.
Not only is the situation of the older generation harmonious, but even the young generation who have just finished their hands and are in a hurry are immersed in the atmosphere of hot skewers, and even many of them chatted with the objects they fought about the deliciousness, and out of the demeanor of men, they helped the girl bring a lot of skewers.
This scene directly made the Golden Beard Daoist confused, what the hell is this? What about love and killing? What kind of trouble are you going to make with such harmony?
Passive beating is not a demon clan, not a demon traitor to do, as an unrestrained race, full of ambition of the demon clan backward backbone, the golden beard Taoist eyes rolled, and he thought about it, but he couldn't come clearly, after all, this is the heavenly court.
"Your Majesty, all the immortals are gathered today, and the immortals are happy together, I don't think it's enough." The Golden Beard stood up.
The Jade Emperor, who was hi, stopped his chopsticks, "What does Aiqing suggest?" ”
"Actually, I also feel it below, this?" He paused, some not knowing what it was called.
The Jade Emperor also looked at the God of Food, hmph, everyone looked at it, this thing is simple, it is refreshing to eat, and it can be done at home, so all the immortals looked at the God of Food.
"Skewers are fragrant and spicy."
Strings of incense? Sure enough, it was a skewer, it was very fragrant, all the immortals nodded, the name was good, simple and easy to remember.
"This string of incense is good, and so many people can drink happily when they get together, talk freely, and reduce estrangement, but that's it." The golden beard Taoist stopped appropriately, everyone present knew that this product was being sold, it was very boring, the barefoot fairy sighed, and continued to eat, the monkey didn't want to pay attention to him at all, this kind of flower intestines are the most annoying.
"Please speak up." The Jade Emperor still has a smile on his face, how can he be an ordinary person who can sit in this position after many catastrophes, except for the time when he was almost beaten by a monkey, he is awesome at other times, and no one knows what happened that time, anyway, the Jade Emperor is by no means an ordinary person.
"In fact, the children should be brought, although it is a little troublesome, but such an occasion, on the contrary, can enhance the friendship between them, so that there is less usual trouble. The fight is too fierce, and it also hurts the peace. ”
The Golden Beard Daoist seems to be loyal, but in fact, his heart can be punished, and he is saying one thing openly and secretly, that is, the child is making trouble, and even fighting, as for what, the idiot knows, except for one, the monkey!
As soon as these words came out, a period of unbearable past was invisibly brought up, and he was a god!
The wound had rotted to the point where it had penetrated deep into the bone marrow, and now all the Golden Beard had to do was salt the wound.
As soon as these words came out, many immortals stopped the chopsticks in their hands, and the young generation was even more embarrassed, and the original laughter disappeared without a trace.
Yue Lao glared at each other, and secretly scolded the bastard in his heart.
The smile on the Jade Emperor's face remained unchanged, and his brows furrowed slightly, didn't he know? He knew, but now he couldn't treat it as knowing, so the Jade Emperor put down his chopsticks, "Is there such a thing as a star official on duty?" ”
The star officer on duty who was eating chicken wings glanced at Jin Xu fiercely, Shit, you have nothing to do.
"Back to the Jade Emperor, it's normal for children to have some trouble. In addition to reading books at home, they are really bored, and it is reasonable that they go to court every day, adults are not there, they are busy with government affairs, and they can't be disciplined. The star officer on duty immediately began to downplay the impact.
"Oh, what the Qing family said is also true, children love to be active and lively, they do love to play, not a big deal." The Jade Emperor threw the boat away as soon as he pushed the boat downstream. The current good situation cannot be ruined by a single flaw.
How could the golden beard let others ruin his plan, he immediately stepped forward, and was about to speak, when a figure suddenly burst out of his side. Yue Lao blocked him in an instant, you, let you go on, my plan today is all in vain, what you think is beautiful.
"Qi Yu Emperor, in fact, to put it bluntly, that is, the child is negligent in discipline, it is not a big deal, as long as this is solved, then everything will naturally fall into place, not only can it avoid the worries of all the immortals, but also educate the fairy children." The old man of the month, Qin Fen, learned ten out of ten in the air, but there was no way to be pitted too much. This is called eating a trench and growing wisdom.
The Jade Emperor immediately smiled and nodded, "What Aiqing said is reasonable. ”
Jin Xu almost wanted to go up and smoke him, he was thinking of using the question of the fairy child to provoke memories and intensify the contradiction between the two religions, Yue Lao, the bastard, actually climbed along the pole, qualitatively characterizing the problem, and dividing it into a small circle, it was simply too shameless, is this caused by the child's love to move? It's obviously the origin of the family.
But since he dares to be a demon traitor, Jin Xu is not a weak hand, and he immediately smiled as soon as his eyes rolled, "Since the red line is led by Yue Lao, the root of the problem is in the development of the population, and Yue Lao still has to carry it out, since the matter has reached the stage where it should be solved, it will only get more and more serious in the future, the more red lines, the bigger the problem will become, I think it is better to let Yue Lao come up with a good plan, once and for all."
Anyway, this is also his cause, to get today's fruit, the bell must be tied to the bell. ”
Seeing that the bastard Jinxu buckled the shit basin on his head in one bite, Yue Lao is an evil fire, I am not finished with you, and I can't help but think in my heart, "Natural Daoist, the poor Dao needs you!" ”
PS: Add more, three more, when it comes to doing it, it's tiring to change the text these days. Flashed first