I gritted my teeth, I knew it was just an illusion.

Suddenly, a dark cloud rolled in, enveloping the bright moon in the sky. The purple ghost also disappeared. A spatial crack suddenly appeared in the air, and a huge hand pulled me in. I don't know where I've been pulled.

When I woke up, I saw that I was already in the middle of a hall full of fairy mist and traffic. I touched my chest and saw that the crack in my chest had long since disappeared. I got up, and in a blink of an eye, I saw the white-bearded old man in the armor. "Old man, who are you? Why am I here, sir? I said as I touched my chest and trembled.

"Old man. That's what you call the Celestial Master. I saw that on the side, the two little children who were stabbing suddenly ran out.

"It's okay, it's just that I feel the same bloodline inheritance from this little friend. You can ask the brother where he is from. The old man said with a smile.

"Forget it, seeing you like this, probably a fairy who says it, I'm not afraid of your jokes. Master, I am the heir of the Heavenly Master's Mansion..."

"You fart, Lao Tzu's Heavenly Master has been on Longhu Mountain since ancient times. Even if you travel down the mountain, you will be protected by a celestial talisman. Look at your bird-like appearance, and dare to pretend to be Lao Tzu's Heavenly Master. The old man scolded before I could finish speaking.

"Master, I'll spit on a nail. If I lie to you, I'll be struck by five thunderbolts. ”

As soon as the words fell, I saw a burst of thunder falling from the sky. No more, no less, just hit the master.

"Damn, God don't want to play with me like this. "No, this thunder, why is it so.

What is Lao Tzu's Heavenly Master One Line? Interestingly, I took advantage of the situation to pass out.

"Hey, old man Zhang. Why are your apprentices getting more and more playing? You just put a thunderbolt and it falls, it's not fun, it's not fun. I squinted my eyes and watched quietly.

"Lao Tzu has let you play with many apprentices for thousands of years. Can't help but play. ”

It turns out that you are playing with me.

"Five thunderbolts. "If you, I'll blow you up.

A mine slipped past, and the old man slid with his foot and it was gone. "Boy, you're pretty bold. The old man said.

"As long as you bomb me, don't let me blow you. Isn't that just a matter of allowing the governor to set fires, and not allowing the people to light lamps? "I got up from the ground.

"You're pretty bold. I like it though. The boy suddenly turned into an old man.

"You like it, but sir, I'm a good student who doesn't engage in gay. ”

"Dare to ask Xiaoyou what is gay?

"Well, it's the Broken Sleeve Fetish. ”

"Boy, do you know who I am? ”

"Oh, you are. When the old man saw my tone, he couldn't help but feel a little smug on his face, "It's not a secret, I really don't know, master." The old man lowered his head and squatted on the ground, speechless for a while.

"Lao Tzu Road No. Land Pressure. You mortals like to call Lao Tzu Lu Zhuan Daojun. ”

Another old man saw that his old friends had reported to their homes, and it was not good to hide it. "The old man will not change his name, and he will not change his surname..."

"I don't need you to say it, sir, I guessed that I came out of the ancestor of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, Zhang Tianshi. ”

"Let's just say I'm more famous than you, you still don't believe me. ”

"Yo, this is obviously your apprentice. How could I not know you?"

"You're not convinced, you're not convinced..."

Nima, why is this arguing again. But I'm not in the illusion of the green ghost? How can I see these immortals? And isn't it impossible to use Taoist magic in the illusion? Isn't this an illusion?" "The two old men are quiet, how did I come here?"

"You, I saw that you were going to be eaten by a little ghost, so I took you over and brought you over," Zhang Tianshi said: "But the strange thing is that you don't even have a Heavenly Master talisman." ”

"One, master, I am a halfway monk, and I have only learned the second book of the Heavenly Master Demon Dao. Second, the Heavenly Master's Mansion was destroyed. "I'm kind of heartbroken. Every time I mention the destruction of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, my heart hurts involuntarily for some reason, maybe this is the family affection that blood is thicker than water.

Seeing that I didn't look like I was lying to him, Zhang Tianshi waved his hand, and his yellow and faint robe blew away a cloud. I saw that a tragic scene immediately appeared on the clouds, there were a few more strange pale reds on the vermilion road wall, and the stone slabs of the Heavenly Master Hall were full of bloodstains. The weapons placed in the hall to worship and suppress evil spirits have long been rusted. Seeing this, Zhang Tianshi was a little trembling, and his body was obviously shaking there.

Zhang Tianshi was fascinated by his eyes and pinched his fingers.

But after half a day, there was no progress. Only the frown is getting tighter and tighter. "Heaven must not be divulged. Heavenly secrets must not be revealed. Zhang Tianshi said silently.

"Boy, this is very strange. In the world can find clues and slowly detect. Zhang Tianshi told me earnestly.

"But old man, I'm so shallow. Not to mention solving the case, it's difficult for me to even protect myself, so what else can I talk about solving the case. You think everyone is like you, or some kind of reincarnation. Either they have a prominent family background. A person like me who has no three nos, what else can I talk about solving the case? I shook my head, a little helpless. After all, everyone is a mortal in the flesh.,It's impossible for everyone to be the same as the male protagonist in the urban cool article.,Dick silk was born.,Strange fate from the sky.。 Since then, it has been hung and beaten. Harem beauties, more than 3,000 people. Anyway, it's a winner in life.

"Don't worry, boy, I'll help you. With that, he walked up to me and gently pressed my index finger on the middle of my forehead.

"Whew, it hurts. I clutched my forehead and shouted.

"It's impossible, painless implantation. Is it so hard that Taishang Laojun lied to me?"

"Damn, I've got a pimple, old man. "I turned my head and finally it didn't hurt.

Suddenly, I saw lines of text clearly imprinted in my mind. Soul light, what is Nima's name, what is this trick called is not good to call soul light. Forget it, the soul is faint. See what it is for, use this trick to make your soul fade, so as to invite the ancestor to come up. Damn, this trick is good, the ancestor went up to see who had beaten me. Just when I was secretly cool, I only heard "Boy, look down." ”

I looked down, and there was only one pillar of incense. "Old man, you're too picky. A pillar of incense takes five minutes, and this is still a hammer. ”

"Five minutes is already the limit, if the immortals can go down to the mortal indiscriminately, these six reincarnations will not be all chaotic. Zhang Tianshi shook his head helplessly, his eyes full of sighs.

"By the way, the old man and Lu Press's time is up, and they have to go. With that, he drove away.

it, and it's gone. Every time you leave anything behind... Just as I was thinking nonsense, Zhang Tianshi flew back again.

"Oh, boy. I forgot to tell you how to go down. With that, he kicked me out of the clouds. "Bye-bye, don't miss me, boy. ”

I miss your mother's banana bang, don't I scold you a few words, don't you want to be so ruthless.

Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly felt like my bottom was opening up. When I opened my eyes, I was right in the back of the green ghost, crushing him underneath.

I jumped off, "Damn, it's too dangerous." ”

"Boy, you're looking for death. "The green tendons on the hands of the green ghosts and ghosts burst out.