It's still the familiar "Honkai" painting style, and it's still the familiar decadent male voice.

The anti-dog anime has spread to the present, and even many comic friends have begun to like this peculiar style of painting, and many girls have fallen in love with this decadent and lazy voice.

There are countless bold statements on the screen, such as "anti-dog, I want to give you a monkey".

Of course, at a time when the danmaku network is not particularly mature, there are still some people such as keyboard fighters who have started to discuss biological questions such as "why "dogs" give birth to "monkeys" and other biological questions.

The story is not long, but the content is very rich, so at the beginning, the audience listened attentively to the anti-dog and began to "tell itself".

I remember it was my first day of high school.

With the ringing of the familiar class bell, in the first class of the new semester, the scene of routine is staged.

& Introduce yourself to the students. ”

As the teacher's voice fell, students with young faces walked up to the stage and began to introduce themselves.

& It's called Bao Banana, and my hobby is singing. ”

&My name is Xiao Apple, my hobby is painting. ”

& Song? Draw? 】

& It's superficial, it's so superficial! 】

& It is the fate of the country that is entrusted to such a person, and it is absolutely doomed! 】

> It's my turn! Let them know what makes a good high school student and should have a hobby! 】

& The face is student No. 22. ”

& Me! 】

& walked up to the podium and looked at the audience with an indifferent face, with no concealment of superficiality towards this gang in his eyes. The disdain of the aspiring high school farts kids.

& Horse proud. ”

> Fools in the audience. This is Gao Su zhì. That's the gap. 】

&'s hobby is to be a teacher's right-hand helper, helper, helper, assistant, assistant...... (Echo part, please pay attention)"

The students who had just taken the stage all showed shocked expressions.

Ma proudly stood on the stage with a smug smile.

>> Teacher, praise me! 】

& Goods, be jealous of me! 】

& You couldn't have thought of such a valuable answer! 】

But the next moment. Those classmates burst into laughter.

Ma Pride couldn't understand the guys' reaction at all.

What are they laughing at?

&& Then I realized that the minds of geniuses, the stupid wastes, could not be understood. 】

At this moment, almost everyone who was watching this short anime, especially the students, felt extremely disobedient.

Isn't it, does this kind of thinking student really have zài?

It's terrible, isn't it, there is a student's hobby to be a teacher's right-hand man?

It's more disgusting than incomprehensible......

If it's flattering words, it's just that, but how do you think that this horse is really proud of it?

Sure enough, the characters created by the anti-dog are not something that ordinary people like them can understand.

With the ringing of the bell for the end of class.

The students whose hobbies were listening to songs and painting all got together, but Ma Hao stayed alone. looked at the gang with disgust.

&As soon as class ends, I can see a bunch of chirping guys coming together. Films that discuss capitalism. There are also anime in villain books. 】

& Have you watched the latest episode? ”

& I saw it! That famous line, Ada Ya Da Ha pressure the library, to fall and fall to destroy the fall......"

& Exploded! (chorus)

& Sad! It's so pathetic! 】

Essays, Grade 7 Volume II, Unit 2, Lesson 7, The Last Lesson teaches us that the most shameful act of the evil fascists in oppressing the French people is to force them to learn German! 】

& These guys who are in a hurry to see things in foreign languages are slaves and traitors! 】

& The education department has arranged so carefully for us, and sure enough, only a genius like me can appreciate the true meaning of it! 】

> Delegates, come to the office. ”

Ma Pride, who was still disgusted and unhappy, saw that the head teacher was coming, and immediately changed to a bright smile, and said in a gentle voice.

&'s teacher, I'm coming. ”

As soon as the teacher left, a proud and arrogant expression appeared on his face.

& Jealousy. 】

& Help the waste, you will never be like me, be the representative of the "English" class, right? 】

When he arrived at the office, the teacher took out a stack of notebooks and gave it to him.

& Proud student, this is a group work assignment, and the members of the group will analyze an English movie together. You go and set it up. ”

& Teacher, I'll do this task seriously! ”

& A collaborative assignment has been implemented under my excellent management. 】

& A huge question came at me -- I was going to analyze the film with all that bunch of shit? 】

On the same day, Bao Banana found him, "Hey, Ma Proud, tomorrow I will go to Xiao Apple's house and go to the movies." ”

& I don't want to listen to their idiotic analysis at all, but the Chinese text "On the Passage of Qin" taught me that it is a wrong act to burn the words of a hundred schools of thought to be foolish. 】

So the next day, Ma Hao went to Xiao Apple's house.

When he arrived, he noticed that the others were already watching the movie.

& Shredded meat, pose and I'll paint you an oil painting. ”

&Ah~Jack. ”

&A foreign woman with no clothes on!! 】

> What are you looking at!? ”

Xiao Apple said expressionlessly: "This is" there is a turtle >

&Isn't that the blocked site! ”

& A wall is not enough, what is the fuss. ”

> The customs department specially blocked it, surely because it will poison our hearts! ”

& So, the picture is erotic! It's even disguised as oil painting art! 】

& Such a genius accidentally participated in illegal activities? 】

> Tell the teacher about this! ”

&

So Ma Hao ran to the school crying.

& Teacher, my team members actually used illegal software to see things in the turtle! ”

The teacher was also taken aback when he heard this, "What! Do my homework and actually use circumvention software to see "turtles"? Really, really...... Too much effort. ”

Looking at the teacher with an extremely relieved expression, Ma Hao felt completely disappointed.

& What! How could she allow such illegal acts? 】

& How can a kind of person become a people's teacher?! 】

& Sad! It's so pathetic! 】

From that day on, I aspired to be a people's teacher!

Such a daunting task......

& Only a genius like me can do it! 】

After that, I saw words such as "reduce the burden", "personalized training", and "resist rigid learning" often appeared in the newspapers.

I certainly have no objection to these.

I also think that those art classes and music classes should have been taken off a long time ago.

I am full of great hope for the future of education.

Because it said on TV: "The new curriculum is so good, it makes the children full of personality and vitality...... Then let's talk about the crisis shape of education abroad. ”

& Years Later –

It's the familiar class bell again.

& was my first day in charge. 】

& Students, from today onwards, I am your homeroom teacher, Ma Proud. ”

& Curious about how these children who have grown up under the new curriculum are different from before? So I put it to the test. 】

& Ask the students to introduce themselves. ”

&Zhang~~】

& My name is Li Reading, my hobby is to be a teacher's right-hand man. ”

& Surprise)

& Report Chen, my hobby is to be a teacher and a hard-working class representative. ”

& Called Wang Biaobing, my hobby is to be a teacher and a good school committee. ”

Suddenly, my heart was full of joy!

& For a moment, I felt the progress of education. 】

& For a moment, my heart was filled with warmth. 】

&Know, those stupid craps -- they're gone......]

Along with the ending remarks this time, the anti-dog brought the ending ed song for the first time.

It's also like the rhythm of two-dimensional music.,The song is as aesthetically pleasing as anime.。 However, at the same time, it also seems to be telling something like the anime content.

&&&&

& In other people's paths, others are lost in my fog"

&&&&

> Food offered to others is used as playthings by others"

&It's the true meaning, we&&

>& I want to just >

& Junk chooses to give up, stupid [beep~~] chooses to stick to the end, found&

& Select money, silly [beep ~~] choose dream&&&

& In two silly [beep~~] here, I hope junk don't care"

& Thank you for letting me learn, give up my ambitions, and fantasize about success"

& Teacher Xie, let me line up, go to class, take the civil service exam, and work part-time"

&& I feel so relaxed, not as tight as before"

& Life is as it should be, like 7 o'clock every day" (to be continued......

& Light rain friendly tips

Personally, I really like the work of Anti-Dog

But this update speed lion is very cruel

But to be honest, because it is too short, it is difficult for Xiaoyu's text to clearly express the tone of the big characters and the inner monologue

If readers are interested in this, they can check out the original anime, which is really good and full of irony

I heard that it has been updated again recently? Xiaoyu will go to chase the change first