Chapter 154: Coffin Specialty Shop
Yaowang Valley is a quiet valley, located between green mountains and green waters, the valley mouth stream is murmuring, evergreen in all seasons, and the scenery is pleasant.
The reason why it is called Yaowang Valley is because it houses the contemporary divine doctor Mrs. Xu.
This is the most famous miracle doctor in contemporary times, proficient in all kinds of incurable diseases, internal medicine, surgery, hemorrhoids, gynecology, orthopedics, anorectal department, from high-risk poisoning to abdominal distension and diarrhea.
She has saved countless people, how many doctors are helpless incurable diseases, as soon as she arrives here, they immediately become pediatrics, and it will not take long to recover, but since ten years ago, her temperament has suddenly changed greatly, and she refuses to treat people anymore, and many patients often come to seek treatment, but she is not seen, so that there are piles of dry bones in front of the valley, and there are groups of dead souls.
But Wang Xiaoming still took Wang Xuan on the road for two days.
Wang Xiaoming thought to himself, no matter how he said it, he was also a popular general, he wanted people, money, and most importantly, he was so handsome, he was simply a collective idol of the old, middle and young people, and the national women, no matter how dick she was, she always had to give some face.
can only say that Wang Xiaoming thought too simply.
When they came to the quiet Yaowang Valley, they saw a small wooden house in front of the valley, and in the small wooden house there was a strange Shu millet, which looked like a thief's head and rat brain, absurd, and it seemed that he should be a carpenter, because he was sawing wood with a saw, and his door was full of all kinds of cut and planed wood, as soon as he heard that Wang Xiaoming was here to seek medical treatment, he was overjoyed, and stared at Wang Xuan.
His eyes gave people a strange feeling, and Wang Xuan was staring at him very uncomfortable.
Wang Xiaoming glared, "What to see!" ”
The uncle closed his eyes and grinned, "Oh, of course I have to look carefully when the business comes, you know, I have always put customer satisfaction first!" ”
Business is coming? What business? Wang Xiaoming and Wang Xuan looked dazed.
I saw the uncle smile "Height 1.62, weight 47 kilograms, measurements 86, 54, 88, tsk, tsk, compared to the model, it's not bad at all......"
Wang Xuan blushed, Wang Xiaoming was also drunk, meow, this look was amazing, Wang Xiaoming had an urge to worship him as a teacher.
Wait, no, bumper! can practice such a pair of King Kong dog eyes, it must be a lewd and cheap old man who has harmed countless girls! Hum! Today, since it has fallen into the hands of my chivalrous-based and righteous Peter Pan Wang Xiaoming, I must eliminate harm for the people!
I saw Wang Xiaoming pull out the Tianque sword and point, "Cheap old man!" Take your life! ”
The uncle was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, and fell to the ground with a thud, "Little man, spare my life, I'm ...... I...... I'm a responsible person! You're going to kill me, then...... That...... Then give a reason first! ”
Wang Xiaoming sneered, "Okay! I'll let you die! Say! How many innocent girls have you harmed! And also! Are they pretty? ”
Wang Xuan pinched Wang Xiaoming's arm fiercely, Wang Xiaoming showed an embarrassed smile, meow, accidentally committed an occupational disease again.
The uncle froze, and then screamed, "Oh my God, where did the young man start!" The old man stayed in this Medicine King Valley, and he had been a carpenter all his life, and he hadn't even had a chance to touch the old sow's trotters, so how could he have the opportunity to harm the girl? ”
Wang Xiaoming sneered, "You still dare to quibble, then let me ask you, why can you see my lady's circumference at a glance!" Aim, labor and management have been playing for 2,000 years, and it can be regarded as reading countless women, and it has not reached your realm! ”
"Smack!" Wang Xuan hammered Wang Xiaoming hard in shame, Wang Xiaoming was stunned, meow, accidentally committed an occupational disease again, hey, this is a disease, it must be treated, and Mrs. Xu will take a good look at it for herself later.
When the uncle heard this, he laughed, "Roast shrimp, you misunderstood, in fact, I am completely out of business needs...... Come on, come on, come with me......"
After speaking, I couldn't help but say that Wang Xiaoming and they took them to the courtyard behind the house, and now Wang Xiaoming finally understood, only to see dozens of coffins of all sizes in the yard, and it took a long time, it turned out that this guy was selling coffins, because of business needs, so he practiced a pair of sharp dog eyes, and the size of the coffin made was quite standard, and he would never waste a little material, for such superb craftsmanship, Wang Xiaoming had to say - profiteer!
The uncle saw the opportunity and handed over the business card, and Wang Xiaoming took it - Changshou Funeral Service Co., Ltd., chairman and CEO, Lu Ban.
Wow, are you sure your name isn't piracy? Also, Longevity Funeral Services Limited? Your girl's name is level, it's clear that all the people who come to you here are short-lived ghosts, where do you start with the word longevity? Uncle!
Looking at Wang Xiaoming's stunned expression, Uncle Lu Ban hurriedly explained, it turned out that although this Medicine King Valley was located in a remote area, it was originally not suitable for business, but the shrewd Uncle Lu Ban found that although it was not suitable for other businesses, it was definitely a treasure of feng shui to do coffin business.
Because there are abundant customer resources here, and there are no competitors, the products are not sold, this qiē is because there are a large number of patients here all the year round, but all of them were rejected out of the valley, so they all died in the valley, before dying, they could only desperately hand over all the things outside their bodies to Uncle Luban, begging him to take care of the aftermath for themselves.
Since he started this business of making dead people's money, Uncle Lu Ban has already gotten rid of poverty and become rich, and he went directly to the list of Daqin's richest people.
Facing such a business-minded uncle, Wang Xiaoming said sincerely, "Profiteer! ”
Uncle Luban laughed and said, "Thank you for the compliment, doing business is like this, who is not the head of the word, based on treachery......"
Wang Xiaoming sneered, "It makes sense, that's okay, you can continue to earn your lack of virtue money here, I don't want to accompany you, I want to accompany my lady to treatment." ”
Uncle Lu Ban stopped Wang Xiaoming, "Sao Nian, don't waste your expressions, if Mrs. Xu is willing to heal people, will my business here be so good?" I advise you to be practical and patronize my business. ”
Wang Xiaoming glared: "Shut up!" My lady is very rich, and if she is a doctor, who doesn't love money, Mrs. Xu will definitely save her! ”
Uncle Luban smiled and said nothing, only pulling Wang Xiaoming to a giant high-end sandalwood coffin, Wang Xiaoming looked at the label on the coffin, Qian Wan?
It's a familiar name.
Wang Xuan blurted out: "The richest man in Shuofang County, Qian Wan? ”
Lu Ban gave a thumbs up, "The girl is really good to see, that's right, this dead fat pig is Qian Wan, the richest man in Shuofang County, over the years, this dead fat pig has relied on making wind and rain in the stock industry, often putting fake news out to pit the money of small shareholders, secretly engaging in black insurance and pyramid schemes, and after illegal fundraising, he has wantonly encircled real estate, built unfinished buildings, and raised housing prices, so that countless good young people who can't afford to buy a house have become single dogs, and he is the left Lori, the right royal sister, the former young woman, the back lady, how many dicks of the public goddess, All of them have been reduced to his personal playthings, and people hate him but are helpless. ”
Wang Xiaoming slammed Qian Wan's coffin, and said indignantly, "This kind of person is really damned!" In our hometown, I don't know how many dicks' dreams have been ruined in the hands of this kind of person! ”
Lu Ban nodded, "So, even God can't stand it anymore, so he arranged for him to be terminally ill, and he came to see a doctor with several large boxes of jewelry, but Mrs. Xu didn't bird him, hehe...... It's all cheap for me, ahahaha......"
Wang Xiaoming and Wang Xuan were dumbfounded.
No, no, there must be another way!
Wang Xiaoming picked up the sword in his hand and gritted his teeth, "Anyway, I don't care, if she refuses to save my wife, I will ask her to pay for my mother's life!" My martial arts are very high! ”
Lu Ban smiled again and said nothing, and pulled him to a high-end mahogany coffin, Wang Xiaoming looked at the label, Tu Xun.
Hey? It's a familiar name.
Wang Xuan exclaimed again: "Saibei Crazy Demon Tu Xun!" ”
Uncle Luban gave a thumbs up again: "The girl is really good, that's right!" It's Saibei Mad Demon Tu Xun! Ten years ago, he stepped into the rivers and lakes for the first time, and since then the rivers and lakes have been a bloody storm, how many famous heroes died tragically under his butcher's knife, and how many women in the rivers and lakes were wet in his clutches.
Five years ago, all the major factions in the rivers and lakes formed a demon eradication vanguard team to fight with it, although there were many masters in the team who stepped on the snow without a trace and flew in a hundred steps, but in front of the Saibei mad demon, all of them became scum with less than five combat effectiveness, and Tu Xun casually took out a few farts and solved them all. ”
Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but say, "Such a dick? ”
Lu Ban said proudly, "Of course, it's a pity, he finally got a terminal illness and came to Mrs. Xu for treatment, but unfortunately Mrs. Xu didn't bird him, he was angry and wanted to wash the medicine king valley in blood, but he was seriously injured, and crawled back before he died, and he cheapened me again, hehehe"
Wang Xiaoming's head was cold to the soles of his feet.
looked at Wang Xuan beside her, although she tried her best to make an indifferent expression, Wang Xiaoming knew that she must be uncomfortable, no! She's still so young and so beautiful, it's so cruel, I can't let her die!
Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth and said, "Xuan'er, don't worry, it's a big deal, I'll kneel and beg her, in short, I will definitely find a way to save you!" ”
Lu Ban sneered disdainfully, and pulled Wang Xiaoming to say a coffin, Wang Xiaoming was stunned, why does this coffin have no label?
Lu Ban urn said angrily, "This is a pair of mother and daughter who have no money and no power, and they don't know martial arts, they don't have the life of a rich man, but they have the disease of a rich man, my mother took her daughter to run thousands of miles to kneel and beg Mrs. Xu, and knelt for three days and three nights, my daughter was seriously ill and died, and my mother also hanged herself, hey, it was also their good fate, and when they met a kind person like me, a penny was confiscated, and they were cheap." ”
Wang Xiaoming said coldly, "It's cheap enough, one coffin can hold two people, and the coffin board is so thin that it is eaten by insects." ”
Lu Ban glared, "Hey! I'm doing good deeds for free, it's already good, okay, do you ask not to be so high? ”
Wang Xiaoming sighed, took out a thousand taels of silver tickets, "Give them two good coffins and bury them well." ”
As soon as he saw the silver, Uncle Luban's eyes straightened, "Okay! Absolutely no problem! In my business, I always put the satisfaction of our customers first......"
Wang Xiaoming didn't bother to pay attention to him, Wang Xuan's poison would attack in seven days, his time was running out, even if there was no hope, he had to go into the valley to give it a try.
But Uncle Luban still chattered, "Hey, Sao Nian, you really don't think about doing business with me?" I see that your lady's complexion is not very good, and she should not live long, I have the best ash coffin here, I see that your lady is very beautiful, how about I give you a ninety-nine discount? ”
Wang Xiaoming hugged Wang Xuan into his arms and walked outside.
Uncle Luban chased after him, "Hey, think about it!" Do you think it's better to do this, these dead people...... Oh no, it's the deceased, I can wait for your lady for a few days, and when your lady dies, I will chant your lady with them for a long time, and then bury them collectively, in this case, I can give you a group purchase price, how about it? ”
Wang Xiaoming stopped, Uncle Lu Ban smiled, it seems that this business is about to be negotiated again.
But Wang Xiaoming turned around, suddenly knocked him to the ground with a punch, and roared, "I sue you, my lady will never die!" If you dare to say a word again, I will definitely bring forward your funeral to today! ”
Uncle Luban was punched by Wang Xiaoming, and said in a loud voice, "I know, I know, Shaoxia, don't fight, don't fight...... Woo."
Wang Xiaoming snorted coldly, pulled Wang Xuan up, and walked into the valley without hesitation.
This book originated from reading a book