Chapter One Hundred and Seven: Jumping God
"If you want to say that this is difficult, it depends on who you meet, no matter how difficult it is in my hands, the demon will beg for mercy." The corners of the goddess's eyebrows and eyes were full of smiles.
As she spoke, the goddess grabbed the hairpin and silver, and Mrs. Chen closed the box at once, and the goddess touched the air, and her eyes did not delete.
"What's the hurry? After the weasel spirit catches it, these things are yours. Mrs. Chen was smart for a while, and she was worried that she would not work hard to "jump the gods" after giving the silver first, so she said that she was taking out these things after the matter was completed.
"It's nature!" The goddess's smile overflowed again.
Immediately after that, the goddess whispered next to Mrs. Chen's ear, and Mrs. Chen's eyebrows stretched.
"Third child, go to the chicken pen and catch that red-haired rooster, tie your legs and shoulders." Mrs. Chen ordered Chen Zifu.
After Chen Zifu went out, the goddess smiled and said to Zhao, "I'll go to your house to change clothes." ”
Zhao invited the goddess into the inner room.
A cup of tea Kung Fu Zhao accompanied the goddess out, and the dazzling, shaky Chen Xuejiao's eyes couldn't open.
I saw that the goddess had changed into a wide red and yellow shirt, tied a red rope around her waist, and a gourd was tied to the rope. A piece of pot ash was touched on the left side of his face, and a piece of rouge was wiped on the right side.
"It's scary!" Chen Xuewa whispered to Chen Xuejiao.
The goddess glanced at Chen Xuewa fiercely, and she was so frightened that she hurriedly hid behind Chen Xuejiao.
And all the people in the upper room walked out of the upper room with the goddess, and started a dojo in the courtyard.
Chen Zichang and Chen Zigui carried a table of eight immortals and placed it in the middle of the courtyard, and on the table of the eight immortals was placed the hat of the goddess, and there was a sword and a string of yellow paper in the hat. Chen Zifu had already caught the chicken, and the chicken's legs and shoulders were tied, and it could only flutter on the ground. Zhang also brought a porcelain basin with noodles from the pot house and placed it in front of the table legs.
Looking at the posture, it seems that everyone is no stranger to "dancing gods".
Mrs. Chen and the others stood under the eaves. The goddess walked to the table and knelt on the futon and chanted.
At the door, there were onlookers from the neighbors led by Grandma Xianglian, and Mrs. Chen ordered the big egg to block the door and not let outsiders in.
The goddess closed her eyes slightly, supported the arm of her right hand with her left hand, pinched the fingers of her right hand into a lotus, and the sound in her mouth became louder and louder.
Chen Xuejiao only thought it was funny.
Suddenly. The goddess got up from the futon and took a few steps forward, pulled out the scabbard in the hat, drew the sword, and Huo Huo swung it a few times in place, stopped for a moment, and then gathered around the courtyard.
When they arrived at the eaves of the upper house, the sword stretched out, which frightened Mrs. Chen, Zhao, and Zhang.
"Weasel spirit, you come out, I will let you live if you come out." The goddess called out loudly.
Suddenly, the goddess came to the table. Kneeling on the ground, she got up after a long time, grabbed the chicken and unscrewed off the chicken head with her bare hands, the chicken blood sprayed her face, she looked up to the sky and let out a long howl, and then lowered her head and drank several mouthfuls of chicken blood.
Mrs. Chen and the others were so frightened that their faces turned pale, and Chen Xuejiao was also stabbed red in the eyes by the chicken blood, and she didn't dare to look up.
"Weasel spirit. You've drunk the chicken blood, it's time to go. Take all the bad luck away. The goddess laughed wildly with a bloody mouth.
Suddenly, the goddess lay on the ground as if she had convulsed, and after a while she slowly stood up.
"The weasel spirit drank a few sips of chicken blood, and told me that it is going back now, and the reason why it committed your second child before was because there were chickens in this yard. And she made a fuss. The goddess sat on the futon and said to Mrs. Chen.
"Who is a chicken in our family?" Old Lady Chen thought with a frown.
"Yes, there are no chickens, are you mistaken, our entire Chen family from adults to children does not have chickens." Zhang said.
The goddess hesitated for a moment, picked up her sword and shook it a few times. Suddenly, an arrow ran to the eaves of the north wing house and danced wildly.
Li Shi stood behind the curtain with Jing Haoxueru, and was so frightened that he quickly closed the curtain.
"Right here, right in this house." The goddess said.
Chen Xuejiao's expression became cold, I am afraid that this is another moth against them.
"I'm afraid it's wrong, the eldest brother and sister-in-law and a few children don't belong to the chicken." Zhao said with a smile, and suddenly muttered to himself as if he remembered something, "Oh, I forgot about it, Jing Hao belongs to a chicken, Xue is like a monkey, Jing Hao is a year younger than Xueru, but it is not a chicken." ”
Sure enough, here it is.
Chen Xuejiao thought disdainfully, and saw Zhao's smiling face full of disgust.
"But no, I forgot about it, and that girl is a chicken." Old Mrs. Chen's eyes lit up, and then she was full of cruelty.
"I said, this weasel spirit has not left, it turns out that there are chickens in your yard, and they are guilty." The goddess said proudly.
The Zhao family smiled at the goddess, Chen Xuejiao thought about it, shouldn't the goddess go to the Zhao family's house to change clothes, and the two of them hooked up to get out of the bad water.
Chen Xuejiao ran into the north wing, and Li, Xueru, and Jinghao all heard the movement in the courtyard, especially Jinghao, who was extremely uneasy.
"Don't believe this kind of ghost." Chen Xuejiao said out loud.
"Yes, don't believe it, it's all nonsense." Li Shi spoke, "Back then, this old woman also said that my dead child was a wicked obstacle, how can my child be called a wicked obstacle. ”
Chen Xuejiao breathed a sigh of relief, since the Li family didn't believe in the goddess, then there was a strong support for protecting Jinghao.
After a while, Zhang walked to the eaves of the north wing house, and gloated: "Jinghao, it turns out that you are a mourning star, you come out for a while." ”
Jing Hao was so frightened that she hid behind Li.
"What for?" Chen Xuejiao opened the curtain and said in a bad tone.
"What are you talking about, do you know how your father was injured, it's all quiet?" Zhang stretched out his legs and was about to step through the door.
"That fourth aunt, you can't cook well, and you steal eggs to eat every once in a while, is it also quiet?" Chen Xuejiao pushed Zhang open, "The door of our house is not for anyone who wants to enter. ”
Zhang didn't dare to fight Chen Xuejiao, she had seen Xuejiao's power, so she had to go back to the eaves of the upper house in a huff.
"Mother, Xue Jiao didn't let Jing come over." Zhang's voice is very loud.
"What's the matter, you can't beat a girl?" Mrs. Chen complained.
"I'll just say what's going on, it turned out that this girl was making trouble, since she came to Chen's house, how many things have happened, Qi Lin was divorced, the second child was beaten, and owed usury, one by one, that one thing is not because of her." Mrs. Chen scolded at the North Wing.
Chen Xuejiao was speechless, it was too deceitful to be on Jinghao for everything.
Chen Xuejiao walked out of the north wing.
"Milk, what's the matter with these things, Sister Jing?" Chen Xuejiao glanced at Zhao.
"Why doesn't it matter, didn't you hear the goddess say that it was a clash with a chicken?" Old Mrs. Chen pursed her lips and said. "The goddess is so godly, then I want to ask the goddess a few words." Chen Xuejiao's eyes turned to the goddess.
"You say." The goddess looked arrogant.
"How do you know that my sister Jing is a chicken?" Chen Xuejiao asked.
"Am I counting?"
"If you know how to calculate, then you can count all the aspects of our whole family, if you calculate it, I will believe you, if you can't calculate it, I won't believe you." Chen Xuejiao asked.
"This ......," a hint of panic flashed between the goddess's expressions, "only who clashes can be calculated." ”
Chen Xuejiao laughed: "So that's the case." Oh, by the way, I heard that King Peng worships the river god on the third day of March every year, and on that day he will find a god with high skill to throw herself into the river to help the people pray to the river god. ”
"What kind of nonsense are you talking about, what kind of character is King Peng, who can take a fancy to me?" The priestess's voice trembled.
"As long as he can pray for the blessings of the people, King Peng can take a fancy to it." Chen Xuejiao smiled Yan Yan.
The goddess's face turned purple with anger, and she said to Mrs. Chen: "The weasel spirit has run away, and the price is still according to the previous rules." ”
Mrs. Chen hesitated, listening to the conversation between the goddess and Xue Jiao just now, she was afraid that the goddess might deceive herself.
"Oh, what's in the goddess's pocket?" Chen Xuewa suddenly smiled and said to Chen Xuejiao, "Sister Xuejiao, look, is that hairpin very familiar." ”
All the people looked at the goddess together.
"Oh, no, this hairpin looks so familiar." Chen Xuejiao took out the hairpin from the goddess's pocket.
The hairpin was jasper, inlaid with a ruby of impurities of color that sparkled in the sun.
"I think it looks like the one that my second aunt usually wears." Chen Xuejiao looked at Zhao.
The faces of the Zhao family and the goddess turned white.
"Just now, the goddess went into the second aunt's house to change clothes, did she steal it?" Chen Xuewa seemed to be muttering to herself, but her voice was still so loud.
"How can the goddess steal it easily, people will count it, this hairpin will automatically run into her pocket, you treat her as a third aunt, take what you see." Chen Xuejiao shook the hairpin and said with a smile.
These words satirized the goddess, scolded Zhang, and beat Zhao.
The faces of the three of them changed, and the goddess's face turned red with shame.
After a long while, the goddess said, "Then I'll go first, I don't want any money, I can't suppress the evil spirit in your yard, so you should invite a smart person to come." ”
With that, he packed up his things and fled.
The hairpin was still in Chen Xuejiao's hand, Chen Xuejiao held her up and handed it to Zhao and said with a smile: "The second aunt has a lot of things, she is really generous, the pearl on the bald head of the hairpin you gave to the third aunt is worth a few taels of silver, this goddess has not started to dance the god, you gave a jewel hairpin, the second aunt is really rich." ”
Mrs. Chen's gaze at Zhao was not good, and her eyes moved to Zhang's head for a moment, and the pearl on the hairpin on Zhang's head was dazzling in the sun.
"Second aunt, don't use a hairpin to gag people's mouths at every turn, since the second aunt believes in gods so much, you know that there are gods three feet above your head, where the heavens are watching, and where my brothers and sisters in front of me are also watching." Chen Xuejiao deliberately made a fuss about Li's dead child.
Sure enough, as soon as the words came out, Zhao's body shook, her face turned pale, and Mrs. Chen's face changed for a while.
At this time, I heard someone shouting angrily at the door: "What, don't let me in, I'm coming to see my aunt." (To be continued......)