Chapter 17: Birthday Party
"Come, let's go one more and wish Uncle Hao a happy 38th birthday together!" Ji Renwei drank high, and the cheap helped Fu Hao toast.
"Your uncle!" Fu Hao smiled and clinked glasses with Ji Renwei, he was used to being hurt by this group of bad friends.
In the staggered time, these five men and one woman have already done more than 30 draft beers.
"Weiwei, your mouth is so cheap, how does Uncle Hao look like 38? People only have 35, okay! Sao Wei smiled evilly and made fun of Fu Hao.
"You boys are jealous of Uncle Hao's handsomeness, right?" Zhou Qing couldn't stand it anymore, and spoke for Fu Hao: "Except for our family Pengpeng, one of you here is counted as one, and none of them are as handsome as Uncle Hao!" People just have more gray hair, how old are they as old as you say. ”
"Zhou Qing, you are still a friend enough, they are all blind, haha, I respect you!" Fu Hao was in a good mood and clinked glasses and drank with Zhou Qing.
"Lao Fu, why can't you cure your white hair? It's been so white, how dazzling. Wang Peng asked.
"That's what Uncle Renhao wants!" Or Zhou Qing understands Fu Hao: "Don't you see that many celebrities dye their hair white when filming, Uncle Hao is so cool, you don't need to dye it, you are born white, how mature and tasteful you are!" Don't you know that the uncle style is popular now? ”
"Uncle Fan has long been out of breath, and now it's popular to have little fresh meat!" Ji Renwei quarreled.
"You're shameless." Wang Peng smiled and sarcastically mocked Ji Renwei: "It's a big man, and he still thinks of himself as a little fresh meat." ”
"People are just little fresh meat." Rolling his eyes ambiguously and holding his face with both hands, Ji Renwei deliberately disgusted everyone.
"Vomit ~~~~~"
Everyone's goosebumps fell to the ground, and Ji Renwei was frantically disdainful, and then laughed together, extremely frivolous and happy.
Feeling this impetuous and memorable youth, Fu Hao raised his glass with emotion: "The college days are so beautiful!" Cheers to our college days! ”
"Cheers!"
Everyone raised their glasses and celebrated.
Wang Peng drank a little up, and complained about the university with a little indignation: "The so-called university is actually a fucking management prison. Hooliganization, KISS openness, white-collar consumption, dreamscape in class, common truancy, and Internet café in the dormitory ......"
Ji Renwei had a good brain, and then said: "Also, the specialization of make-up examinations, the aristocracy of tuition fees, the Baidu of papers, the comprehensiveness of myopia, the feed of canteens, the dream of job hunting, the unemployment after graduation, and the employment of migrant workers." ”
"Haha, it's enough!" Wang Peng gave Ji Renwei a thumbs up.
Ji Renwei continued: "No matter how rubbish it is, this is our university, and it is the place where we can make the best brothers. ”
"That's right, I'll just say this to you, and I'll go one more brother!" Fu Hao raised his glass and took everyone to drink again.
After drinking, Xu Wei said with emotion: "I wanted to go to work when I was in school, but now that I have graduated and worked, I want to go to school again." It's really tiring to go to work, I can sleep when I want to go to school, skip class if I want to, and live an irregular life whenever I want. But now, the good old days are gone. Being an accountant is really tiring for me, I have to learn a lot of things every day, I can't be lazy if I want to, I regret doing accounting now. ”
Zhou Qing laughed at Xu Wei: "You haven't done it yet, you can't stand it?" ”
Xu Wei's voice sighed bitterly: "I really can't stand it, I want to take the postgraduate examination again." ”
Wang Peng said bluntly: "Don't look back, it's a waste of time if you go back to graduate school, you still have to be your accountant in a down-to-earth manner, Accountant Xu." ”
"Bump."
Xu Wei raised two fat middle fingers at Wang Peng and made the big guy laugh.
Li Rui interjected with a smile: "Lao Fu, you have a lot of work experience, you teach Sao Wei some workplace experience, and he is always depressed." ”
"Yes, Uncle Hao, I heard that you have been working for more than ten years, teach us some experience." Zhou Qing has also joined the work, and when she works as a salesperson in a foreign company, she immediately agreed.
"Who did you listen to, I've been working for more than ten years?" Zhou Qing stabbed Fu Hao with this knife and almost vomited blood.
"Our family Peng Peng sued me."
"I didn't say more than ten years, I said ten years younger." Wang Peng hurriedly corrected it.
Fu Hao nodded: "Ten years are about the same, but I am a part-time part-time worker, which is not the same as a workplace job." ”
Zhou Qing said expectantly: "Part-time jobs are also jobs, for us newcomers in the workplace, you are a senior, pass on some truths to us." ”
Fu Hao smiled, to say, he is really the senior of these people, although his later job is to write online novels, which is not the same as the traditional job, but he also has a lot of workplace work experience after all.
At this time, he didn't sell it, he told everyone: "I don't have too good experience, anyway, I'm going to encounter problems at work, so there is only one solution: have the courage to admit mistakes, resolutely not change, insist on yourself, love whoever the is, haha!" ”
Wang Peng laughed heartily at what Fu Hao said, and raised a toast to Fu Hao: "You are enough to hang!" If you work like this, you will probably be fired in less than two months. ”
"I'm not afraid of being opened, I don't keep my master here, I have my own place to keep my master, but don't learn from me, you're not as chic as me, haha." After a stinky fart, Fu Hao said seriously: "When you work in the workplace, you should follow three rules: or endure!" Or ruthless! Roll out! - Remember these three and you'll be able to mix well. ”
Li Rui pondered for a moment and said to Fu Hao: "This summary is incisive enough, admire." ”
Zhou Qing nodded teachably, and also felt that Fu Hao's workplace laws were summarized incisively enough.
At this time, the fruit mobile phone she put on the table rang, it was a call from her family, and she got up and went to a quiet place on the side of the road to answer the phone.
This Jinmen girl, who has a little tendency to be exposed, wore a particularly sexy black pleated skirt today, which only covers the length of the upper thighs, with the kind of thin black stockings that penetrate the flesh, and her beautiful legs are modified to be thin and long, which is very eye-catching.
When she got up, her skirt was slightly floating, revealing the edge of the black lace stockings that were very provocative on the upper edge of her thighs, Ji Renwei couldn't help but glance at Zhou Qing's thighs, and Zhou Qing happened to see it. Ji Renwei was thick-skinned and smiled dryly, as if nothing had happened.
As soon as Zhou Qing left, there were only five big men left on the table, and the topic of conversation immediately became fishy.
"Another member of AKB48 has gone to the sea, I have already laid down the resources, and I will go back and pass on the seeds to you." Xu Wei is happy to share his new collection with everyone.
"Who's going to sea again, isn't it pretty?" Ji Renwei is also good at this, and asked in a hurry.
"Beautiful! This film is super beautiful! I'll pass it on to you later, and you'll see it. If you want me to rate this film, it can score 90! ”
"I'm cǎo, you guys actually hit 90, then this piece can't be wrong." Wang Peng also became interested and told Xu Wei: "Go back to the QQ mailbox at the beginning of my 2, don't send me that one all the time, in case my daughter-in-law sees it." ”
"Are you still afraid of your daughter-in-law? It's not like you. Ji Renwei joked at Wang Peng.
"Hehe, I told you that you don't understand." Wang Peng proudly talked with Ji Renwei.
"AKB48 is getting hotter and hotter now." Xu Wei said to everyone: "I have always understood, why do you say that there is no male idol group composed of dozens or hundreds of people like AKB48 in the entertainment industry?" If there is, it will definitely be even more popular. ”
"You're really rotten." Wang Peng was speechless.
Fu Hao smiled: "There is such a group." ”
"Where?" Sao Wei was curious.
"Isn't Deyun Club that."
"I'll ...... You cow! ”
Several people were shocked by Fu Hao's teasing answer.
Fu Hao smiled and took a sip of wine with everyone, looked at the redmi mobile phone on the table, it was already a quarter past eight in the evening, calculate the time, Lin Yuting was about to appear. He couldn't help but look at the side of the road a few more times.
At that birthday party ten years ago, Lin Yuting was on her way back to the school dormitory when she happened to pass by a food stall and bumped into them.
Fu Hao hopes that they can still have such a fate today.
"In other words, female students in colleges are very open nowadays." Ji Renwei began to habitually brag about the cow through the wine, and this guy didn't brag as if he was uncomfortable: "I went to a nightclub to play a few days ago, and it was the bureau of my fellow countrymen's group, and he used WeChat to search for a few female students from the surrounding area and asked them to come over and play together." Damn, you can't imagine that when we meet in Pingshui, those girls are playing with us, I'm stupid! ”
"How can you be stupid?" Li Rui asked Ji Renwei with a smile.
"What a stupid time this time!" Ji Renwei said with emotion, as if he was recalling the party that night.
Fu Hao has now seen through this cute baby with a big head, some people brag about trying to make others believe; And some people, bragging is trying to make them believe that he must have deceived himself first, and he can't figure out the truth, which is the highest level.
Ji Renwei belongs to the braggart at this level. Every time he brags, even he doesn't know if it's true or not. Or rather, he decided that it must have happened.
"What's the opening? You're not going to give people a nightclub, are you? Xu Wei swallowed his saliva and asked Ji Renwei expectantly.
"Not really. Later, my fellow villagers, who were all bosses, took those girls away and opened the house. But when I was in the private room, those women were dumbfounded for me! ”
Speaking of this, Ji Renwei made up the plot in his mind, his breathing became obviously short, and he exaggeratedly said: "Do you know what they do after drinking too much? - Playing with each other's skirts! There are two girls who don't wear anything in them, and they are still white tigers! Holy, I was stupid! If it weren't for the buddy's deep skills, he would have to spray a nosebleed on the spot! ”
Wang Peng smiled: "Haha, you respect J8 nonsense!" How can there be such a sassy college girl. ”
"Really! Lie to you is the king of the eight! Those girls are all from film school, and they are huge and beautiful! ”
"." Wang Peng didn't believe it.
"Believe it or not!"
Ji Renwei saw that Wang Peng didn't believe him, so he looked at Fu Hao: "Uncle Hao, do you believe me?" ”
Fu Haoxin said that you are embarrassed to lie to me, how can I be embarrassed not to believe it? smiled by default, not with Ji Renwei's stubble.
Ji Renwei was not satisfied, the braggart always had to be believed by everyone to be satisfied, he looked at Xu Wei again: "Weiwei, you must believe it." You're going to see the absolute five orifices spurting blood! ”
Xu Wei smiled softly and said, "I'm WeChat." ”
"Your uncle! If you believe it, you don't believe it, you don't believe it, you get a WeChat, wipe it! ”
Ji Renwei looked at Li Rui again.
Without waiting for Ji Renwei to speak, Li Rui said first: "I estimate that these few people recruited by your fellow countrymen are peripheral girls, not some girls, and it is impossible for them to be Nortel." ”
"Yes, the outer girl? Possibly. Seeing that Li Rui gave him a step down, Ji Renwei immediately came down. He is such a person who can take advantage of the trend, his skin is thicker than ordinary people imagine, and he is definitely a good hand in his career.