Chapter 183: White or Not White? Is it big or not?
Li Mengnan felt that he was wronged.
Mother and Minnie Mouse are not at home, Xiao Baoer went to the kitchen to pour water, he is not a hexagram master who can pinch and calculate, how can he know that there will be a little girl squatting in the toilet?
Although he did accidentally see Qingche's pink little abalone, but the other party also had an unobstructed view of his big black dragon, at most they appreciated each other in a friendly and communicative manner, and there was no substantive contact, and the big hat of "hooligan" was too heavy.
If it weren't for the little girl's thin face, Li Mengnan would have planned to strike first, after all, this is his family, and he should have shouted "hooligan".
It's really the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient......
Slander is slander, Li Mengnan will not have to deal with a teenage girl, not to mention that his lovely sister Bao'er has spoken, so he has to give some face.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were in there...... And I was so anxious that I couldn't see anything, really. ”
Li Mengnan's words made Qing Che almost cry - the bathroom sits north and faces south, and as soon as the door opens, the sun shines directly, and only a blind person can see clearly under such good lighting conditions!
However, some things can only be pretended to be confused, saying that breaking the trouble can only be a lose-lose situation, even if he feels wronged, Qing Che can only smash his teeth and swallow it in his stomach, raise his head and show a smile that is more ugly than crying, wave his hand and say: "I am actually to blame for this, if you lock the door from the inside, it will be fine......"
"No, I can't blame you for this, the door is actually unlocked." It is said that Li Mengnan discovered this hidden danger last time, but he didn't have time to solve it, and it turned out to be an accident today.
"Huh? Be...... Is that so? Qing Che really didn't pay attention to this detail, after all, the Xiao family was all women, and she never thought about guarding against anything.
"Don't worry, Xiaoshui."
"Xiao Shui?" Qing Che was stunned, is this calling her?
"Yes, it's as clear as water...... Xiaoqing sounds like a snake spirit, Xiaoche sounds like a car school toilet or something, I think it's good to call Xiaoshui, don't you like it? ”
"It's not ...... either"
"Then it's such a happy decision! Aqua! Li Mengnan made a decision on the spot.
Qing Che wanted to cry again without tears - what was such a pleasant decision? This boy is too self-cooked, right? Counting this time, the two have only met three times, and the relationship is not good enough to give each other nicknames, right?
Li Mengnan took out a door lock that had not yet been torn open from his backpack, placed it on the table like a treasure, and promised: "Don't worry, Xiaoshui, I brought all the door locks today, and I'll install them in a while, so you can continue to use the toilet boldly in the future, and you don't have to worry about someone suddenly breaking in and seeing something......"
"Uh...... Thank you. ”
Qingqing's face was completely stiff, and he didn't even know if he was crying or laughing.
Still coming? Don't you think you're being bullied enough?
I have only met Li Mengnan three times in total, but I didn't do what I should have done, and almost all the things I shouldn't have done.
Again, I'll really become a meat giver.
Xiao Bao'er keenly noticed that the conversation between Li Mengnan and Qing Che was a little subtle, and said unexpectedly: "Brother, you and Qing Che knew each other before?" ”
"No, I don't know, see you for the first time!"
Qing Che hurriedly excused herself, she didn't want Xiao Bao'er to know about the embarrassing things that happened between the two of them on the bus and KTV.
Xiao Bao'er is not the natural kind of Lilac Nuannuan, so she can't see the abnormal behavior of her best friend and friend, and she turned her head to look at Li Mengnan a few times in surprise.
The two have been neighbors since childhood, and they have been studying together since kindergarten, Xiao Baoer really knows her childhood sweetheart too well, if she has just met a few times, or has had some normal communication, even if Qingche is embarrassed to speak, she will nod and acquiesce.
The more they take the initiative to deny it, the more it means that the two must know each other, and it is very likely that some mysterious interaction has occurred.
Is there adultery?
Xiao Bao'er looked at the two of them, and then subconsciously shook her head.
Not to mention whether the time is right, if the two really have any extraordinary intimacy, eye contact should not be like this, and the scream before Qingche is also quite strong evidence.
Seeing that the atmosphere in the room was getting more and more weird, Xiao Bao'er could only temporarily put aside the doubts in her heart, and generously pulled the two of them closer and introduced: "Since you don't know each other, I'll introduce you now, this is my brother, Li Mengnan, who is now a freshman at Tunghai University."
This little beauty is my best friend, Qingche, the family lives nearby, we have been together since kindergarten, and we are still in the same class...... By the way, Qingche is one of the school flowers of our school! ”
"Bao'er, what are you talking about!" Qing Che suddenly blushed, and shyly chased Xiao Bao'er, who kept making grimaces, "That's all those boys messing around...... Besides, you're not also rated as the school flower, why do you just talk about me? ”
"Alas...... I hate to admit it, but compared to you, my name doesn't live up to my name......"
Xiao Bao'er sighed softly and patted her hands on her flat chest.
"Ahh Bo'er, you're going to die! ”
Qing Che felt that his face was so hot that he could almost boil water, this dead girl, it doesn't matter if she jokes when no one is around, in front of outsiders, and it's a boy, just talk about such a ** topic, how embarrassing!
"What are you ashamed of! My brother is not an outsider...... Besides, yours is so big that you can see it with any eyes! You can't change anything if you're so secretive! You soul who is born in happiness and does not know blessings! I want to be like you, and I can be a man with my chest upright......"
Xiao Bao'er suddenly struck Qing Che with a sad and angry "Grasping Mi Dragon Claw Hand" sneak attack on Qing Che's chest, and the plump white flesh squeezed out from the gap between the ten green jade fingers, and trembled like a jelly on the ground, causing Qing Che's high decibel scream again.
Li Mengnan was moved to tears by this sudden benefit - this is the good sister of Huaxia! For the sake of my brother, even my best friend for more than ten years has been let out......
Just when the two little girls were laughing and chasing each other all over the house, suddenly a man from outside the courtyard was drunk and scolded.
"Qingche! Where did you die again? If you don't come back to cook, be careful that Lao Tzu breaks your legs! ”
Qing Che, who was still smiling, shuddered when he heard this voice, his full pink lips were faintly pale, his fingertips trembled slightly uncontrollably, he stopped and smiled reluctantly, and said, "Bao'er, it's not too early, I should go, and I'll come to you next time." ”
"Yes...... Well, then you be careful. Xiao Bao'er wanted to speak and stopped, and suddenly stepped forward and gently hugged Qing Che.
Qing Che left and didn't say anything, but the moment he turned around, Li Mengnan clearly saw tears rolling in those beautiful big eyes.
"Look stupid?"
A pair of small hands suddenly poked out from the side, dangling back and forth in front of Li Mengnan's eyes.
"Heavy color and light girl, you don't want me when you see a beautiful woman, hum!" Xiao Bao'er pouted, and her tone seemed to be quite tasteful.
"How so! No beauty can compare to our Bao'er's cuteness......" Li Mengnan smiled and rubbed the top of Xiao Bao'er's head, the best coaxing of the little girl, no lv, no BMW, as long as two sweet words are OK.
"That's pretty much it!" Xiao Bao'er didn't get angry, she immediately smiled when she heard this, grabbed Li Mengnan's arm crookedly, and chirped like a cannon: "How is it?" This good friend of mine is beautiful, isn't he? Is there a little tempting? Although there are a lot of boys in our school chasing Qingche, but now it's close to the water! Brother, you chase Qingche, I'm definitely on your side......"
"That's the surprise you're going to give me?" Li Mengnan knew what Xiao Bao'er was mysterious and mysterious just now.
"Although the whole thing is a little bit different from what I expected, overall, it should be a good start." Xiao Bao'er deliberately dragged a long note, obviously she also knew that this oolong was a little too big, but she still raised her eyebrows at Li Mengnan teasingly, and said shyly: "Besides, brother, you don't suffer a loss...... White or not? Is it big or not? ”
Li Mengnan looked at Xiao Bao'er beside him with a strange slanted face - is he getting old, or is the world changing too fast? Wu Ansu is enough to say that he is a female man, how can Xiao Baoer, a child who was originally quite quiet, also have a tendency to develop towards female hooligans? Could it be that the good girl before was just an illusion, this is her nature?
"You are Xiao Bao'er, not Xiao Bustard, do less of this pimping thing...... Alas, Xiaoshui, this poor baby, is really careless in making friends! Li Mengnan looked distressed.
"Who's pimping? Don't say it so ugly! This is called fertilizer and water does not flow to outsiders, do you understand! If it weren't for the fact that you're my brother, I wouldn't have introduced my best friend to you! ”
Xiao Bao'er pushed Li Mengnan away angrily, how many boys in the school were scolded for wanting to go their own way to pursue Qingche, and now they are actually being pimped when they are sent to the door? It's really kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs!
"You were going to introduce your sister to me before, and now you're your best friend...... Bao'er, why do you have to do such a thing? ”
Li Mengnan wondered, Xiao Bao'er was too positive and enthusiastic about his personal problems, right?
Xiao Bao'er straightened her flat chest, looked confident, and said, "I didn't know that you were my brother before, and people liked you, so I said that I introduced my sister to you; But now that you are my brother and my sister has become your sister, I can only introduce Qingche to you...... I have to be responsible for this family, and I can't let you bring some indiscriminate women back, or even be my sister-in-law, right? ”
Li Mengnan almost knelt down on the spot for this sharp-tongued little girl, this explanation was so powerful that he couldn't find any reason to refute it.