Chapter 306: New Fireworks of different colors
If you strip away the emotional factor, the so-called dating is actually a man and a woman passing a boring time together in the name of love.
The so-called "a thousand glasses of wine for a confidant, and more than half a sentence of speculation", it doesn't matter whether there is substantive content in dating, the key depends on who you are with.
The above words do not mean that Li Mengnan is immersed in the sweetness of dating and can't extricate himself, on the contrary, he regrets more and more at the moment why he agreed to Wu Ansu on this date in the first place.
Along the way, Wu Ansu stiffly held his arm, lowered his head, and hurried forward silently, without the romantic atmosphere that a date should have, which made Li Mengnan have the illusion of being pressed by the police to the execution ground to be executed.
This girl is a real policeman, and this association is simply too substitutional......
Li Mengnan originally planned to take advantage of this date to reconsider the relationship between the two of them to Wu Ansu, but Wu Ansu didn't say a word, and he really couldn't find a suitable topic to start with.
Only if there is a move can you break the move, and the other party does not make a move at all, so naturally there is no move to break.
If it weren't for the fact that Li Mengnan already knew Wu Ansu's low emotional intelligence that was not as good as that of a primary school student, he might have suspected that Wu Ansu deliberately did not give him this opportunity to speak.
"Let's go to the mall."
Li Mengnan felt that he needed to find something to do for Wu Ansu to distract from the increasingly depressing dating atmosphere, and it just so happened that he also needed a set of beeps for next week...... Well, it's the robe worn to participate in Minnie Mouse's junior high school reunion, and Wu Ansu can just be a staff officer for him.
"You say you need a set of clothes for a formal occasion? Suits? â
"No, it's just a class reunion, you don't need to dress like you're attending an awards ceremony."
"Class reunion? Are you going back to your hometown in Mongolia Province recently? Wu Ansu obviously mistook it for Li Mengnan's classmates' reunion.
"It's Minnie's junior high school reunion, and she's afraid of being harassed by wild bees and butterflies, so she pulls my rough skin and thick flesh to block the gun for her."
Li Mengnan felt that it was better to make it clear to Wu Ansu in advance, and there was nothing bad to say about this matter, and concealing it made people suspicious.
"Minnie? Is it your mother's stepdaughter, your nominal sister who is not related to you? Does she have a good relationship with you now? â
There may be women who don't eat, but there is definitely no woman who is not jealous.
Although she knew that Minnie was Li Mengnan's current family, she couldn't help but feel a little blocked in her heart when she heard that Li Mengnan was going to pretend to be the other party's boyfriend to attend the class reunion.
"Why do you put so many unnecessary adjectives in front of it...... Whether the relationship is good or not, now she and I are a family after all, and there are some things that should be helped. â
Wu Ansu is the kind of character who will directly express her joy, anger, sorrow and happiness on her face, although she also tried her best to hide the unnaturalness in her expression, but it was impossible for Li Mengnan to hide her depression from Li Mengnan's eyes.
Li Mengnan suddenly felt that the pressure was so great, and it was the most difficult to accept the grace of the beauty, he just couldn't bear the face before agreeing to try to get along with Wu Ansu, but he didn't want this girl to not only be serious, but also trap himself in the whole thing.
Although Li Mengnan couldn't see through Wu Ansu's heart, he could see Wu Ansu's eyes, mixed with joy in apprehension, and full of sweetness in gentleness......
Li Mengnan felt that he had been cheated by Wu Xia's ageless goblin, if he had known that Wu Ansu had no previous experience in love, even if he put a knife on his neck, he would never agree to this trial relationship.
The girl in love for the first time is not only a fresh and attractive fruit, but also an extremely sensitive bomb, which may explode at the slightest disturbance, and the personality distortion will also pull a few pads and play a one-way Yellow Springs out of bounds tour or something.
After all, this is Li Mengnan's family matter, and Wu Ansu also felt that she might be a little too lenient when she said this, so she hurriedly explained: "I'm not trying to interfere with your decision, I'm just a little worried - after all, that kind of thing happened between the two of you, but now you have to live together, day and night, don't you really feel awkward?" â
As Li Mengnan's official girlfriend at the moment, Wu Ansu is still a little suspicious of the accident between Li Mengnan and Minnie, but Minnie's identity as a stepsister is too special, even if she doesn't accept it in her heart, she has no reason to interfere with the relationship between the two.
Even if she officially entered the Li family's house in the future, she would not be able to do this.
Therefore, the only thing she can do now is to force herself to accept this fact.
Wu Ansu's question is obviously not clear in one or two sentences, especially when it also involves some sensitive topics that are impossible to tell the truth about.
"Susu, did you look at me very unpleasantly before, and you wanted to knock me down with one shot?"
"Humph! I sometimes want to shoot you now! Wu Ansu subconsciously recalled the past events of meeting and acquaintance with Li Mengnan, and couldn't help but show a sweet smile on his face that is unique to a little woman in love, "Okay, I admit it, you look much more pleasing to the eye now." â
"It turns out that I'm still me, fireworks of different colors...... Uh, I mean, I've always been so unreliable as a person, why is there such a big gap in your opinion of me? Li Mengnan followed the good path.
"Even if you are still self-aware, you know that you are unreliable." Wu Ansu twisted Li Mengnan's weakness lightly, and his tone was full of anger, "Yes, why do I have a completely different impression of you?" â
Li Mengnan made a fist-sized shape with his hands and said with a smile: "Because you are used to it...... Even if it's a toad, dangling under your nose all day long, you can see the artistic sense of impressionism in its pimples sooner or later. â
"Are you saying you're a toad?" Wu Ansu was amused, and the depression between his eyebrows and eyes was swept away, "Okay, I admit it, the words are not rough...... Ay? â
Halfway through his words, Wu Ansu suddenly paused, his eyes brushed over Li Mengnan's shoulder and stayed behind him, Li Mengnan subconsciously turned his head and looked back, the mall was crowded, but he didn't see anything unusual.
"What's wrong?"
"I think I saw Minnie Mouse just now...... Or maybe I'm wrong. â
Wu Ansu shook his head self-deprecatingly, Sanshan City is so big, how could it be so coincidental to come together?
What's more, even if it's really Minnie, what can she do, she can come out on a date, and no one is allowed to go shopping......
Forgetting this brief episode for a while, the two took the elevator straight to the men's clothing department on the third floor of the mall.
"Try this casual suit, I've seen people wear the same style on the street before, it's quite stylish." Wu Ansu took off a dark purple casual suit from the hanger and compared it in front of Li Mengnan.
Seeing that the business came to the door, the shopping guide lady immediately stepped forward to introduce the two enthusiastically: "Miss, you really have a vision, this is the main model of our brand this season, and this purple model in your hand is a limited edition, a total of only 888 pieces are on sale, each of which is uniquely numbered, and the entire Sanshan City is just like this......"
Li Mengnan hooked the hook on his clothes with his fingers, and swayed back and forth with a smile: "Beauty, it's more reliable to make up nonsense, winter clothes have been on the shelves for so long, and the only main limited edition in the city has not been sold yet?" Could it be that all the local tyrants in Sanshan City are dead? â
Originally, Wu Ansu was still a little moved by the shopping guide, and when he heard Li Mengnan say this, he couldn't help but hesitate.
"You two have wronged me, you have also seen that this casual suit is a thin slim model, and you need a fairly standard figure to wear it, but no one who often comes to our store can put it in...... I also recommended it to you because your figure seems to match this outfit very well. "The shopping guide is sincere.
"Beauty, if you praise me so vaguely, I won't date you." Li Mengnan was serious, so he almost wrote a note with the words "upright gentleman" and pasted it on his face.
"Let's get in there and try on clothes!" Wu Ansu angrily stuffed his clothes into Li Mengnan's arms, raised his long legs and kicked him into the fitting room, turned his head and apologized to the stunned shopping guide: "Don't mind, he is such a crazy character, whether you know him or not, he will be poor when he sees anyone......"
The shopping guide couldn't help but smile: "It's okay, sister, your boyfriend is quite interesting...... Uh, he's your boyfriend, right? â
This shopping guide really can't figure out the relationship between the two, the woman is obviously a goddess-level beauty, no matter how the man looks at it, he is not good-looking and poor, no matter how he looks at the two together, he is not a good match, but the intimate atmosphere of a couple can't be faked, and it is obviously a woman's upside down.
But it is reasonable to exist, people cannot be good-looking, maybe they are talented and have other strengths...... Director...... Long......
Wu Ansu nodded ruddyly, it was the first time for her to admit the relationship between the two in front of strangers, she was a little embarrassed, and she didn't know that the little girl with a professional smile in front of her had begun to sketch a wild picture of galloping horses in her mind.
After a while, the fitting room opened, and the rejuvenated Li Mengnan walked out of it, pulling his sleeves and tugging at his crotch, obviously not quite suitable for this relatively orthodox clothing.
The eyes of several young shopping guides in the store lit up together, they have been shopping guides for so many years, and it is the first time they have seen a man who can have such a perfect body, which is more standard than the plastic models in the store.
As for what people look like, they have been completely ignored by this group of girls who are screaming and screaming madly in their hearts - just kidding, there are many streets with good faces, and how many can count eight-pack abs on their stomachs? Men, just look passable, body lĂŹ...... Phew, body is king! Don't say that such a good figure is pressed on the body, even if you just think about it, the old lady is so excited that she is about to pee out......
Although Wu Ansu is not as unbearable as those small shopping guides in the store, Li Mengnan couldn't help but be stunned for a few seconds when she saw Li Mengnan after changing clothes for the first time, Li Mengnan in her impression always looked raunchy and sloppy, but she never expected Li Mengnan to be so stylish in formal clothes.
"It's just a messy hair, I'll accompany you to do a hairstyle in a while." Wu Ansu stretched out his hand to carefully help Li Mengnan take care of his messy hair, and a look of envy, jealousy and hatred instantly lit up behind him.
Originally, Wu An wanted to pay for this set of clothes, but Li Mengnan swiped his card first.
It is probably rare to meet a person who can wear the clothes of his own store with the effect of international first-line brands, and the store manager used his privilege to take the initiative to give a special discount, which should be to use Li Mengnan to advertise his store.
"If you had been this image before, I guess I wouldn't have arrested you on the day of the train station." Although Wu Ansu doesn't pay much attention to a man's appearance, she still can't help but feel a little vanity in her heart when she enjoys the envious eyes of young women in the mall.
"Armed police officer, I can't imagine that you are such a superficial person, I would rather others pay attention to my rich connotation than my handsome appearance......" Li Mengnan looked distressed.
"Don't put gold in your face! I mean, you didn't look like a good guy before! â
Wu Ansu pinched Li Mengnan's waist angrily, and couldn't help but giggle when he looked at Li Mengnan's grinning scream.
Li Mengnan, who is accustomed to seeing Wu Ansu's fierce and ruthless expression, suddenly saw the flowers blooming, and Li Mengnan, who was used to seeing beautiful women, couldn't help but be amazed, and subconsciously held his breath, as if he couldn't bear any slight interference to destroy this rare beauty.
"What? Something on my face? Seeing that Li Mengnan's eyes were wrong, Wu Ansu subconsciously touched his face.
"I didn't ...... I just suddenly noticed that you have become more feminine than before. Li Mengnan stared at her face and said seriously.
At this moment, Wu Ansu was very charming, and even Li Mengnan had to admit that at that moment, he actually experienced a heart-pounding feeling.
Wu An Suden blushed when he came, and his heart was almost jumping out of his chest like a little rabbit, Li Mengnan's words came too suddenly, and she was not mentally prepared at all...... Nervous, shy, and a kind of sweetness that is about to overflow.
"You...... Don't think you can coax me by saying nice things, I ...... I'm not one of the innocent little girls in your school. â
Although the words sounded fierce, she didn't have any confidence when she said it, as if she had already been drained of all her strength by Li Mengnan's words just now.
After a short period of silence, Wu Ansu clenched his fists slightly, as if he had made some difficult decision, and suddenly pecked at the corner of Li Mengnan's mouth like a dragonfly, and then hurriedly twisted his head to the other side with a red face.
Li Mengnan didn't expect Wu Ansu to carry out such a "surprise attack", touching the corners of his mouth that was still warm, and couldn't help but show a wry smile.
I'm obviously here to talk about breaking up, but what's going on with this strange atmosphere that is becoming more and more ambiguous? Soul light! Don't let Lao Tzu deviate......
Passing by the women's clothing department on the second floor, Wu Ansu stopped in front of an underwear store.
"Meng Nan, can you accompany me in to have a look?"
"Underwear? This one...... Too personal, right? Li Mengnan was very surprised, although it is not new for men to help his girlfriend choose underwear, but the relationship between him and Wu Ansu should not be close enough to do this kind of thing.
Of course, if Wu Ansu insisted on asking for it, he could also reluctantly consider it...... Anyway, even she's ****, what kind of shyness do you pretend to be in underwear?
Looking at Li Mengnan's face that seemed to be righteous and awe-inspiring, but was about to distort with a smile, Wu Ansu knew that this thing was crooked, glared at him with a red face, and said, "What are you thinking?" The Winter Swimming Association is organizing an event, so I'm going to buy a new swimsuit! â
"You have to get a new swimsuit every year this time?"
"Don't mention it, my original swimsuit was changed to a deep V high fork by my mother, the chest is open all the way to the navel, both sides are mentioned above the hip bone, and the back is so low that you can almost see the gluteal cleft, she has to say that this is sexy, in order to attract the attention of men...... Damn, I'm going to swim, not to be watched. â
When it comes to her living mother, Wu An Sudden felt a sense of powerlessness all over her body, she didn't bother to get angry, anyway, even if she was angry, her mother still went her own way.
"Sister Xia actually changes her clothes?" Li Mengnan was surprised.
"Hey! You give me about a little! What the hell is going on with your strange focus......"
Wu Ansu pressed her forehead tangledly, and she suddenly realized that if she could ignore age, Li Mengnan and her mother were a match made in heaven, with the same strange worldview and the same unreliable.
Back in ancient times, in order to survive, men had to hunt and women had to gather.
To this day, hunting for men has evolved into work, while gathering for women has ...... It evolved into shopping.
True, for women, this is already an instinctive behavior that rises to the level of genes, and no one can stop it.
There is no one.
Unlike the men's clothing department on the third floor, the women's clothing department on the second floor is always noisy, as lively as a temple fair during the New Year.
For Li Mengnan, an alternative who appeared in the women's underwear store, the shopping guides who were busy greeting other customers didn't have time to pay too much attention, and Li Mengnan also enjoyed this rare leisure in the noise of his ears.
After a short time, Wu Ansu returned to Li Mengnan with a few swimsuits of different colors and styles, and compared them one by one, obviously hesitating.
"Which one do you think looks better?"
"I think you have mistaken the dialectical relationship between clothes and beauty, there is no difference between beauty and ugliness in the clothes themselves, the so-called unsightly, it can only be said that the right clothes are chosen by the wrong person......"
"I'm just asking you to help me choose a swimsuit, is it necessary to philosophically revolve?" Wu Ansu kicked Li Mengnan dissatisfiedly, "Okay, then I'll ask you in a different way - which one do you think is more suitable for me?" â
Li Mengnan stretched with a smile, shook his head and said, "There will only be clothes here that you can't wear, will there be clothes that are not suitable for you?" â
Wu Ansu couldn't help blushing again, deliberately made a fierce expression of "count you as acquaintances", and walked into the fitting room with a few sets of swimsuits in his arms.