Chapter 716: She's Going to Shoot Me

"I know that my sister-in-law Su Xue can't rest assured of you, but you see that Lin Yun is not the same to me, to be honest, if you don't have something, that guy will let me come?" Yang Hao has already gone a little out of strength ().

The dry food has long been eaten, and the two men just relied on this mouth, without food and water, and walked forward for another three days, but what they saw were still boundless barren mountains and mountains, not to mention finding a game, even digging up the grass roots and putting them in their mouths to chew were bitter and salty, and they couldn't be eaten ().

After walking for a while, Zhang Can will send a signal flare to the sky, until all the signal flares are shè, Zhang Can throws a useless signal gun, not only the gun goes forward, the more he can't carry it, the more he can't move his back, he throws a few things and then throws it again.

Now, Zhang Can's backpack has a kettle, a dagger, a lighter, and a twenty-meter high-strength rope, and there is only one backpack left before he throws it.

Yang Hao is better, everything is thrown away, there is only an empty backpack left, Zhang Can asked him: "What are you carrying an empty backpack for, throw it away......"

Yang Hao waved his hand weakly, "Can you throw it?" What if I find food, if I'm lucky enough to find a batch of food, I can also carry some more, can you throw it away? ”

Yang Hao must carry Zhang Can on his back, and he can only let him: "If you want to say that women, except for Su Xue and Ye Zi, these two women are all willing to block guns for me, and they have also been shot for me, Haozi, what do you say I should do?" ”

Yang Hao shook his head: "What should I do, divide it into single and double, one three five, Su Xue's sister-in-law, two four or six Ye Zi's sister-in-law, and if there is a sister-in-law, I won't be able to help you, you can do it yourself." ”

Yang Hao was smoking, his eyes were all about Venus flashing around, anyway, he couldn't get out this time, talking nonsense, and he didn't violate the king's law again.

Zhang Can moved his Adam's apple vigorously, the saliva in his mouth had already been swallowed, his tongue stretched out, and he licked his lips, which were already like dead tree bark.

"Speaking of women, do you know who else is my favorite? I'll sue you, it's that Zhou Nan, it's the one on the desert island, I'll tell you the truth, in fact, Zhou Nan is the first girl I've ever really liked, fucking that bird, the secretary is going to come and talk to me......"

Zhang Can said while walking crookedly: "Hey, brother two, don't you go to sleep, hehe, I haven't told you all about my romantic history, you are not allowed to sleep." ”

"Well, you say I'...... I'm listening......" Yang Hao squinted, "Where are we?" We're on our seventh day today, right? This place is really a bit evil...... Top dog...... Who said what......"

Zhang Can glanced at the sun in the sky, it was noon, but the sun had no heat at all except for the brilliance of the moon.

"It's Zhou Nan's father's secretary nǎinǎi, I really ...... a nest when I think about it," Zhang Can coughed vigorously.

"Why don't you shoot him...... You know? Lin Yun's family is also squirting feces, and I didn't kill it with one shot. "Yang Hao has already been dehydrated quite strictly.

Zhang Can was really afraid that he would support him, but tomorrow, although his feet were like carrying two mountains, he still moved Yang Hao forward half-dragged and half-backed, and there was a hope for moving one step forward, although he knew that this hope was really slim.

Both of them were already very weak, and they had been gone for seven days, not to mention the shadows of people and birds, and they hadn't picked up one.

The two of them are no longer walking in a straight line, the flat road is not moving, where is there still the strength to climb the mountain and climb the cliff, but the more they lose their strength, the more they have no direction, until now they themselves don't know which direction to go again, but they haven't stopped, or keep walking.

Zhang Can thinks that if the fourth child is there, in such an environment, will he still have the ability to make a good pot of soup at any time.

In the afternoon, the two of them turned a mountain pass, Zhang Can suddenly laughed, and there was a touch of green in front of him, although it was not very big, but it seemed that the water and food needed for the two people could be found in this green.

"Yang Hao, who is in charge of Haozi Er, don't sleep, open your eyes quickly, see where there is food and water to drink, open your eyes quickly." Zhang Can said a little hurriedly, although he couldn't hear it anymore ().

Yang Hao opened his eyes slightly, and originally wanted to give Zhang Can a smile, but at this time, he couldn't do it to the point of "boss...... Finally...... It's out...... Hey ......"

Yang Hao's body softened, Zhang Can simply picked up Yang Hao, "You dead rat don't sleep sooner or later, it's at this juncture, you actually fell asleep." ”

Zhang Can mustered up the last bit of strength and carried Yang Hao to the side of that little bit of greenery.

It was a small stream, very small, a small stream gathered in a narrow depression, next to the depression there were a few green grasses, you could see a trace of greenery in the distance, there was a total of less than three picks of water in the depression, such a small pit, at this time it was also the place where Zhang Can and Yang Hao saved their lives.

Zhang Can put it down, Yang Hao lay him flat on the ground, turned out the kettle, filled the kettle with water, filled the pot with water, and poured some water for Yang Hao, and then drank it happily.

After drinking the water, he couldn't help it anymore, he wanted to sleep well, God was finally not kind to him, and when he was dying of thirst and starvation, he was lucky to touch this spring water.

Zhang Can closed his eyes and fell asleep grogily.

This night, Zhang Can slept very comfortably, as if he had returned home, lying on the wide and soft bed, but he didn't sleep for long, as if it was his mother or Su Xue, screaming in his ear, screaming very fearfully.

Could it be that they are in danger? Those guys chased me to my house?

Zhang Can bounced up violently, and he couldn't imagine that his head hurt, and the pain was severe, as if he had been hit with a giant hammer.

Zhang Can opened his eyes suddenly with the stimulation of severe pain.

Why did you go back to the original cave? Zhang Can touched his head so painfully! I flicked it myself, thinking that I had hit the top wall of the small cave, and my head hit the rock, of course, it was a headache.

"Yang Hao" Zhang Can lowered his head to look at Yang Hao sleeping next to him, Yang Hao was actually sleeping soundly, and his face was still smiling like marrying a daughter-in-law ().

"It's a dream that I have such a strange dream!" Zhang Can never dreams much, this dream is so real and so real that Zhang Can suddenly can't tell whether it was a dream before or a dream now.

At this moment, another scream came from Topaz's tent.

Zhang Can was stunned, if he was dreaming, then Huang Yu must be dreaming now, and listening to her voice seemed to be a nightmare.

How can I get rid of the nightmare and wake her up, Zhang Can hesitated a little, thought about it, and pushed Yang Hao, who was still dreaming of marrying his daughter-in-law, "Haozi, Haozi, wake up, wake up, ......"

Yang Hao was very reluctant to break free from the dream of marrying a daughter-in-law, rubbed his eyes, and said reluctantly: "I am the boss of the house, I just dreamed of my daughter-in-law, you dragged me out raw, what is the matter, this midnight is still unbearable......

Zhang Can was taken aback, isn't this the sentence that he woke up Yang Hao in his dream, Yang Hao said?

Zhang Can thought in his heart, if he also answered Yang Hao according to what he said in the dream, what would happen? Zhang Can was a little weak-hearted, looked back at the entrance of the cave, there was some light outside the cave, and the hole was vague, and he could barely see some of it. Obviously, it's almost dawn.

Zhang Can thought for a moment and finally said his words.

"It's still the middle of the night, and now it's dawn, if it weren't for the entrance of the cave facing the west, the sun would have shone on your ass, you should have gotten up early, Lao Huang's matter hasn't settled at all, let's finish this matter early, don't you really marry a daughter-in-law."

It's just that Yang Hao didn't continue according to the original words: "Hey, Sister Huangyu, how can there be movement over there?" It won't be ......"

Zhang Can was startled at first, and now he was happy, but he had an indescribable feeling, so he had to say lightly: "That's the case, I heard Sister Huang Yu screaming loudly, woke up, listened to the voice, she was having a nightmare, I wanted to wake her up, and I was afraid of her, I was afraid of her, I was afraid of her, I was afraid of her......"

Yang Hao smiled: "Needless to say, you are afraid that he will misunderstand you, and you are afraid that everyone will misunderstand you, right?" Hehe, it's okay, I can testify to you, you are kind, go and call ......"

Yang Hao said and yawned, "It's not dawn yet, I still have to go to my daughter-in-law to ......," and then fell asleep again.

Zhang Can was angry and funny, but Yang Hao had said this, if he was to grind again, it would seem a little hypocritical, so he got dressed and walked to Topper's tent and pulled out Topaz's tent.

Who knows, as soon as he opened the tent, Zhang Can was taken aback, the topaz cloak was scattered, and he didn't say anything, he still held the slight rush and pulled the trigger straight towards him, and he screamed in his mouth.

Zhang Can called "Mom", this girl doesn't need to point a submachine gun at herself if she wants to die, you must know that what she hates the most is guns.

When Yang Hao heard the exclamation, he turned over and sat up, and asked across the tent: "Boss, what's the situation, do you want me to come and support, no, hehe, people have nightmares, what are you scared of." ”

Zhang Can didn't dare to move, for fear that if he moved, he would be shocked by Huang Yu, and he would die worthlessly, so he could only shout in his mouth: "Haozi, ...... Come on...... Help her...... She's going to shoot me......"

When Yang Hao heard this, he lay down again, and laughed in a low voice: "Whoever shoots is not the same, anyway, I didn't see or hear anything." However, Yang Hao laughed and thought about it, and felt that something was not quite right.

Sure enough, Zhang Can shouted angrily again: "You dead mouse, she is holding a submachine gun against my head, if you don't come to save me, I will pull you on my back when I die." ”

Yang Haola looked at the tent and looked a little stupid, Huang Yu suddenly pulled the bolt and pushed the chamber with a "bang", this is really not a joke, it will kill people.