Chapter 575: Acting
Zhang Can smiled "hehe", "I always say one or the other when I speak, I say I will give you one dollar, I will never give you only nine máo nine, good cooperation, I will give you two more yuan, you can rest assured, by the way, my brother, you can let him up!" Hey, little sister, you can't faint with joy,"
The NV waiter Jī moved dizzily for a while, is this the feeling of happiness, why is it so strong, the NV waiter only felt that his body was weak for a while, and he was about to collapse to the ground, and the two security guards behind her hurriedly stepped forward and held her up, however, as soon as the two security guards touched the body of the NV waiter, they also softened their feet, and the three of them fell to the ground together. Device: No ads, full text, more
The two people who were guarding Yang Hao saw the three fall to the ground, and they didn't know why for a while, and they didn't see Zhang Can make a move, how could the three of them fall down like this?
One of the smaller people nervously pointed the gun at Zhang Can and asked tremblingly, "She, how could they ......?"
Zhang Can smiled and said to the two: "Don't be nervous, it may be that I want to give them so much money, they are overly moved all of a sudden, and whoever gives me so much money at once, I will faint." ”
The other big man was a little suspicious, staring at Zhang Can tightly, "You really have so much money,"
Zhang Can said sincerely: "Don't believe it? I have a bank card in my pocket, bearer, anyone who holds it can take out the money, there are 200 million cash in it, the password is, 748748, otherwise, I'll take it out and show you. ”
The big man's eyes were full of vigilance, pointed a gun at Zhang Can, turned back to the little man and said: "Keep an eye on this person on the ground, if there is anything wrong, just kill him," he said to Zhang Can again: "I know that you have a bit of kung fu, if what you say is true, as long as you get the money, I can also let you go, but don't play tricks, my gun is not easy to control." ”
Zhang Can said sincerely: "Big brother, the country is about to achieve four modernizations, I am a bird with a little bit of effort, no matter how fast I am, I can be faster than a bullet?" So, you can rest assured".
The big man was still vigilant, "Then why did you set your bank password to such an unlucky number, seven-four-eight-seven-four-eight, obviously 'go die, go die'." ”
Zhang Can couldn't be more sincere, "Big brother doesn't know, I was born at eight o'clock on July 4th, and I used the password made by my birthday, easy to remember, hey, big brother, my hand is always raised, it is soft, can I put it down, I am active, I am holding it like this, I can't stand it." ”
The little man said on the side: "Brother, don't talk nonsense with him, shoot him with one shot, and then take the bank card from him, anyway, everyone remembers the password, it's 748748." ”
The big man's hand tightened, obviously the little man's words moved him a little, there are more lice and no itching, there are many debts, and he is not the first time to kill someone, there are many murders on his body, to kill a person is like pinching to death only an ant, however, the person in front of him, whether he can kill it now, he still has to think about it, not for anything else, just for the password of that card.
Zhang Can saw that the big man's hand was tight, Zhang Can's face couldn't help but froze, but then he relaxed again, but his words became a little cringe, "Big brother, this card is in my kù bag, if you can trust me, I will take it out and give it to you, if you still can't believe it, then I will lie on the chuáng, and you will take it yourself." ”
The big man thought for a moment and said, "It's okay, you climb on the chuáng, lie on it, take out the card, and throw it on the ground, remember to slow down, don't give me a chance to kill you, remember, be slow." ”
Zhang Can slowly turned his body, climbed onto the chuáng, and then slowly lay down, and slowly took out the card from the kù bag, but when he took the card, he secretly wiped a handful of sweat.
The big man picked up the bank card that Zhang Can threw on the ground, stained with Zhang Can's sweat, didn't look at it, and threw it directly to the little man, and then glanced at Zhang Can with some disdain, "I'll give you one last chance to say the password of this bank card, hurry up, otherwise I'll shoot." With a "click", he pulled the bolt of the gun.
Zhang Can's head was buried in the quilt, and his voice was a little slurred, but the big man could still hear it clearly, and the password was still "748748"
The big man nodded and said, "Yes, what people say at this time should be credible, and the password ,...... The password ......," said the big man, and when he said it, he seemed to be so happy that he forgot his form, and he couldn't even speak.
At this time, Yang Hao, who had been lying on the ground silently, suddenly said: "Brother Zhang, have you enjoyed acting, this floor is cold, if you lie down again, I have to get rheumatism." ”
The little man was stunned, "click" and loaded the bullet, raised the gun and was about to hit Yang Hao, never thought that the big man, suddenly turned his back to the sky, fell down, the room was not wide, and the big man was far away, preventing Zhang Can's little xùe kung fu, almost standing next to the little man, when he fell, the huge body just hit the little man.
Although the little man fired a shot with a "snap", but because the big man hit him on his body, he lost his head, and the bullet that originally shè towards Yang Hao, whistling, crackled into the heavenly board, the big man's collision, as if he had ten thousand catties of strength, the little man was hit by this, and was immediately knocked and fainted, but in his hand, he still tightly pulled the trigger of the pistol.
Zhang Can and Yang Hao, one lying on the chuáng, the other lying on the ground, both of them were holding their heads with both hands, their bodies were swinging, with the sound of the gunshot, the gunfire stopped for a while, Yang Hao shouted in horror: "Brother Zhang, you, are you okay!" ”
Zhang Can was like an ostrich, burrowing his head under the pillow, and it took a long time before he spoke: "Hao, Haozi, you, you're not dead yet, I'm fine, what about you?" ”
Who knew that Yang Hao saw Zhang Can's voice, so he smiled "hehe", and said in Zhang Can's voice: "It's really *** stabbing jī, pretending to be really like, it's just that I don't like to go to Chuáng to do that at this time, hehe, Brother Zhang, we are too addicted to acting, it's time to get up and do business." ”
Zhang Can lazily took off the pillow on his head, sighed and said: "I'm still acting better, your scream is not like it at all, and it's 'whoop', where is the scream, the wolf howl is almost the same, the real scream must be with a cry, the voice must be full of pain, fear, and despair, like me, ah ......." ”
Yang Hao salivated and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, ghosts cry wolves, do you want me to bark like a cat, meow twice, wouldn't it have been stuffed a long time ago, and besides, you have so much money that there is no place, right, how can there be a business like you, as soon as people open their mouths, five million, you will be 'good, just five million,' people say dollars, you will be 'good, then dollars' Who do you think you are, the president of the Federal Reserve?" Printing money? As soon as people hear that you are not honest, honest people do business, they have to be careful, he said five million, I will say, then I only have three million, I really can't, then I will think of a way,......"
While talking nonsense, the two of them moved the guys who were paralyzed on the ground to Chuáng, and sat down one by one on Chuáng's feet, when Zhang Can and Yang Hao moved to the NV waiter, Zhang Can said: "***, this guy rubbed a lot of oil on me, Haozi, our brothers have to get the field back, she rubbed me half a catty of oil, not to mention more, make a 20% discount, I'll get back four taels." ”
Yang Hao's mouth pouted: "Yes, I can't do this kind of thing, you can do it, but I heard her say that she didn't wear a xiōng cover, I want to see if what she said is true,"
Originally, one of the two people raised his head and the other raised his feet, when Zhang Can heard Yang Hao say this, his hand holding the head of the NV waiter loosened, sat on the ground with his stomach in his hand, and smiled breathlessly.
Yang Hao saw that Zhang Can was so smiling that he couldn't get up from sitting on the ground, and he also threw the waiter's foot, and laughed loudly, but the poor NV waiter was slammed to the ground by two people, and the clothes in front of Xiōng were also torn, and the ultra-short mí skirt was also lifted to the waist, and for a while, the chūn light that filled the room was so shocking that Zhang Can and Yang Hao couldn't laugh anymore.
Yang Hao's face was flushed, and he stammered: "Brother, brother, let's two, isn't it, it's a little too ......."
Zhang Can also blushed and said, "Hao, Haozi, don't, don't look, go, go get the chuáng sheet, give, wrap her." ……”。
Yang Hao took the quilt in a panic, and the two of them wrapped the NV waiter with the quilt again, carefully lifted it to the chuáng, and covered her with a chuáng quilt, and the two of them took a long breath of air.
The two of them sat on the stool and were silent for a while, and then Yang Hao spoke: "She, she really doesn't wear anything, how can she be so bold now?"
Zhang Can thought about it for a long time, and finally jumped out of a sentence: "What bold, people are trying to make it convenient, such a pull, so lift, save trouble."
Yang Hao laughed out loud, "I can't see that Brother Zhang is still a veteran, I know this, teach me a few tricks when you have time." ”
Zhang Can said solemnly: "Hey, I said Haozi, this thing can't be said luàn, my net worth is innocent, you can go and check, my ancestors have three generations, all of them are rooted in the roots, loyal to the revolution and finally the object of unity of the party's great people, like that, we definitely can't do it, and we won't do it." ”
The two of them were talking nonsense again, and then they thought that there was still something serious to do, and they needed to be handled urgently, Zhang Can first unlocked the ban on the little man, and the little man looked at this Zhang Can and Yang Hao in horror, the five of them, everyone had a gun in their hands, and they all fell in love with Zhang Can's way unconsciously, and they were all put away, I don't know how this Zhang Can did it? I don't know what this Zhang Can wants to do.
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