Chapter 163: Strange Shooting
Bai Sitang looked at the camera, Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu's magical performance...
In the plot, Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia are worried about the rent of the 'Love Apartment', and at this time they came to China for the first time, and the lost Guan Gu magically happened to come over and wanted to borrow the phone...
So the cunning Lu Ziqiao felt that this was an opportunity... A funny-looking flicker is staged...
Luzi Jo pulled Mika and ran aside
Dodging the magic of Guan Gu standing at the door, Lu Ziqiao whispered to Chen Meijia excitedly, "The deal is coming~ The deal is coming~ The deal is coming~ Be normal!" ”
Meijia smiled and said with a nymphomaniac, "So handsome~!" ”
Lu Ziqiao looked at Meijia with an anxious face, staring at Meijia with two eyes, obviously very anxious, but he was afraid that Guan Gu outside the door not far away would hear it, and said in a low voice, "Shhhh
Nodding Mika's forehead, she said, "Don't be a nymphomaniac, buy and sell...."
Meijia said with a cute face: "What business?" ”
"Divide the landlord... Didn't you send one to your door? ~ How about we slaughter him fiercely, and divide it into five?! Lu Ziqiao said.
Meijia said with a righteous face: "Okay! ”
Seeing that Lu Ziqiao, who was about to run to Guan Gu Magic, he grabbed him and said seriously, "Then you tell me first, who is the five...poof!" ”
"Hahahaha..."
"Hahaha..."
At the last moment, Chen Meijia couldn't help it and laughed...
Lu Ziqiao, who had already endured it, and everyone in the crew burst into laughter under her influence~
Meijia looked at everyone in the crew and looked at her with a smile, a little embarrassed, and complained to Bai Sitang
"You're too stupid with this line, this girl is such a smart person, how can you see people after being fooled by you!"
Bai Sitang glanced at Meijia, who was complaining to him. In fact, there are a lot of people in the crew who complain to him, mainly because the lines of 'Love Apartment' are too funny, and many of them are long shots, a lot of funny words, and it is easy to laugh.
However, Bai Sitang is obviously not a person who does not have the same knowledge as a little girl.
Hehe smiled, "The lines are really funny and stupid." I admit it. However, I don't think so in the next sentence~ You're a math idiot! ”
Meijia looked at Bai Sitang with an angry face and said, "Where am I a math idiot!" I've always been good at math. ”
The people in the crew looked at the two of them in surprise, Bai Sitang was so patient and terrible, it was almost difficult to have anything to really anger him... So the people in the crew have always been very casual in front of him.
But I won't disobey his orders, or else... This guy's methods of rectifying people are almost endless...
What makes men wear their upper bodies, wear miniskirts, and dance cha cha on the table... There are also a few people around who are crying out with water guns...
Two big men, in front of the public. The front is relatively no more than 10 centimeters, singing love songs or reciting love poems to each other...
If you have to describe him, there is only one sentence to describe it: the conscience is lost, and the nation is defeated. Kind!
I have to say that the personality of the leader of a team has a great deal to affect the members below, and under the influence of Bai Sitang, the whole team seems to be unrestrained and often makes some jokes. However, the friendship between them has become deeper and deeper.
Zeng Xiaoxian watched the two bickering with a grin on the side, what this guy likes to watch the most is others arguing. Or... Fight...
Bai Sitang glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, looked at Meijia and said, "Okay, I'll ask you a question, if you answer it, I will admit in public that you are not a mathematical idiot." ”
Lu Ziqiao stood aside and looked at the two with interest.
Meijia is naturally not to be outdone, and the neck is long. It's like a proud canary saying, "Well, this girl hasn't been afraid of anyone yet!" ”
Bai Sitang smiled and said, "Zeng Xiaoxian went to buy movie tickets, and there were 3 people in front of the queue. He was followed by 4 people. Excuse me, how many people are in the team! ”
Meijia looked at Bai Sitang with disdain, waved her hand and said, "Cut~ I thought why was the problem~ 8 people!" ~”
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Bai Sitang a little strangely on the side, what does it matter to himself?
Yan Xing, the assistant director in the crew, naturally would not miss this scene, and had already turned on the camera to shoot this scene, and it could be used as a film in the future.
Bai Sitang said, "Wrong, there are seven people in total~~~"
"Why?! plus Zeng Xiaoxian, a total of 8 people. Meijia said with a protest on her face.
Bai Sitang glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was still smiling happily next to him, and said, "Zeng Xiaoxian is not a person, he is a pig~~~"
Meijia glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, thinking of his shameless appearance on weekdays... Subconsciously nodded...
The people in the audience had already burst into laughter, but Zeng Xiaoxian was the only one who looked at the two of them with tears in his eyes, and whined and wailed, "You two are bullying me, are you still human!?" And..."
Seeing Bai Sitang, whose face was black, he immediately tightened his mouth... He didn't want to experience the scene of dancing on the table last time in a short skirt...
"Well, let's lose. Alright, idiot, hurry up and get ready to continue. Bai Sitang said disdainfully, he actually dared to challenge the authority of his director!
Although he doesn't lose his temper at them, he still enjoys the crushing of his IQ...
"It doesn't count!" Mika retorted.
Bai Sitang quickly said, "Okay, I'll ask you one more." ”
"Zeng Xiaoxian rode a monkey on his head, a monkey on the ground, a total of several monkeys~"
Meijia didn't hesitate and immediately blurted out, "Three monkeys, Zeng Xiaoxian is also one, don't you want to fool me anymore~"
Zeng Xiaoxian on the side was already in tears, why was it always me who was hurt... Is it really appropriate for you to tease me in such public?!
Bai Sitang said, "Wrong, two monkeys, how can Zeng Xiaoxian be a monkey?" ”
Just when Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Bai Sitang with grateful eyes.
Bai Sitang then said, "He is a pig, not a monkey~!" ”
"Poof..."Zeng Xiaoxian was unconscious...
Meijia looked at Bai Sitang anxiously with a look of resentment and said, "This doesn't count, you didn't say it just now, Zeng Xiaoxian is not a monkey, do it again!" ”
"Okay, Zeng Xiaoxian is not a monkey, the same question, listen well, I won't give you a chance if it's wrong again."
"Zeng Xiaoxian has seven monkeys on his head and one monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there~"
Before the words fell, Meijia hurriedly replied, "2 monkeys." ”
Bai Sitang looked at Mei Jia with a smug face and said, "Wrong, there are a total of 8 monkeys, Zeng Xiaoxian's head is seven monkeys ~ seven ~ monkeys!" ”
The people around him had already laughed secretly, just with Meijia's Taoism, it was obvious that he was not Bai Sitang's opponent at all.
"You misled me! Besides, how could there be seven monkeys standing on Zeng Xiaoxian's head? Mika said with a look of resentment, she felt like she was going crazy.
Bai Sitang smiled, and under the curious eyes of everyone in the crew, he said in a cynical tone, "Even if it fell off Zeng Xiaoxian's head~ It's still eight monkeys!" ”
"Poof..."Lu Ziqiao, who was drinking water on the side, squirted out.
"Hahahaha..." everyone in the crew couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Meijia was the only one, her face was almost green, and she looked at Bai Sitang with a look of resentment.
Bai Sitang saw that the atmosphere had been adjusted, clapped his hands and said, "Okay~ Rest, let's continue." ”
"Meijia, your performance just now is not in place."
"You're going to play a nymphomaniac~ nymphomaniac, remember, you must ~ just like this."
Under the stunned gaze of everyone, Bai Sitang imitated Meijia's voice with a variety of magic sounds. Swinging movements, snorting and saying "so handsome~~~"
Meijia looked at Bai Sitang's watch and was already stunned... She didn't know how there could be such a superb person, and she didn't know how Liu Qingyue endured such a superb character.
In order to no longer be teased by Bai Sitang like this, seeing his cold performance, Meijia turned out to be...
Perfect Tong Guò, poor Bai Sitang thought that his funny method had worked, but in fact... He's disgusting to others...
In this way, 'Love Apartment' began to shoot in a strange style. (To be continued......)
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