Chapter 172: The President's Death Order
Chapter 172: The President's Death Order
Recently, there is a very popular program in the Wa Kingdom, called "The Wonderful Journey of Pan Da and King Kong", which is about a strange egret named Pan Da and an orangutan named King Kong doing all kinds of human things together. It is conceivable that the IQ of the orangutan imitates people, but the egret named Pan Da is the main character in this show.
This product not only can write Chinese, but also write traditional characters, from the action can communicate with human beings normally, not to mention, but also has a special personality, such as only eating salmon and other high-end fish, but also like to soak in hot springs, especially in the face of people who do not like to show a disdainful look, such cute things immediately captured the hearts of thousands of girls.
IT EVEN HAS ITS OWN SUPPORT GROUP, AND THE DOLLS MADE IN ITS IMAGE ARE SECOND ONLY TO HELLOKITTY. After leaving Shen Ming, Pan Da not only did not starve to death, but also lived a life without shame. Suddenly, it discovers that humans are all stupid, and that it can only invest money to buy a bottle of soda from the vending machine to drink, which can also attract a scream and cheer, and if it throws a wink at any girl, it will want to lay eggs for itself......
In short, in the Wa country, Pan Da eats top salmon belly sashimi, a special masseuse to help it loosen its bones and kill chickens, and a professional makeup artist combs its white feathers. Of course, there is also an entourage he calls "Wukong", who can always get him some female birds to keep him company.
However, in the life of drunkenness, it always feels lost, like losing the soul of a bird, and only becomes an animal that pursues carnal desires, more and more like those ugly human beings.
On this day, Egret is participating in a live animal show, the theme of which is that he and King Kong go to the mall together to choose a birthday present for the big singer guest Miss Chibon.
As soon as Pan Da and King Kong appeared in the mall, there was a riot immediately, and many girls looked at Pan Da and shouted, "I'm going to lay eggs for you!" "Human beings, that's how unrealistic...... There is no difference between viviparous and oviparous animals.
Pan Da wants to choose a bikini swimsuit for Miss Chiben according to the script, and the guest Miss Chiben will change clothes and sell meat on the spot to earn ratings.
In short, choose the most revealing one, Pan Da lazily walked around the swimsuit shop, surrounded by a large number of fans and as many as 4 cameras.
Just as it had picked a set and was about to pay, there was a sharp whistle from behind the crowd. Pan Da is not a dog, but he was stunned by the whistle, and the 10,000 yuan bill in his mouth fell to the ground.
It looked at the make-up artist holding the soft-bristled brush, at the nutritionist with the salmon sashimi, and at the "Wukong" entourage who was playing with the birds for him......
"Gah! Ga! (Translation: Farewell, my emperor-like carefree life, sure enough, fighting is my nature, as the king of birds, I should soar above the nine heavens, dominate Shenzhou, farewell, the untouchables of the Wa Kingdom, if you want to see the heroism of this king in the future, you can only look for my legend!!) I saw Pan Da tear off the recording microphone on his body with his long beak, break free of the boring ornaments on his body, spread his snow-white wings, fluttered into the air, passed through the crowd, and swayed back and forth in the mall columns at high speed like a fighter jet.
After turning around in the atrium, it soared into the sky from the open skylight, and the show "The Wonderful Journey of Pan Da and King Kong" came to a complete end.
Panda turned a deaf ear to the damage it had caused, all it knew was that a friend was calling it.
Soaring across the block, the egret Panda easily spotted Shen Ming standing on the edge of the roof of a building, fluttering his wings and landing on the back of his raised left hand.
"Cheap bird, I haven't seen you for a few months, you're fat again, so fat, are you still flying?" Shen Ming smiled kindly.
"Gah! Ga! (Comes with translation: Get out!) This is not called fat, it is called symmetrical! Seeing that you haven't come up for so long, have you been locked up by Sakura's bastards and picked up the guests by the chrysanthemums? And just as Pan Da and Shen Ming were having an "intimate and friendly" exchange, a giant black-eyed ant fell on his shoulder from Shen Ming's back, and Pan Da was so frightened that he almost didn't fall downstairs.
"Gah! Ga! (Comes with translation: Damn!) Shen Ming! You have a lump of black poop on your shoulder! It's still moving, it's disgusting! Use 'Radar'! )”
"Squeak! Chirping! (Translation: Be careful when you speak, I'm Blackeye, the strongest insect in history, and if I hear anything else, I'll bite your neck off.) "Black eyes rubbed their tentacles and said, God knows how Pan Da understood.
"Gah! Ga! (Comes with a translation: An ant is still such a dick, isn't it just a little fatter?) Dare to compete with me for pet Shen Ming, don't you know that one pet doesn't serve the two masters? Watch me bite to death! "Pan Da has made a move! Birds and insects are natural enemies, not to mention that these two are the best in their own species, so they are naturally even more arrogant.
Before Shen Ming could persuade him, the two of them became a mess. Pan Dasheng is dexterous, the beak is long enough, and the attack distance is long enough. But the mutant species of black eyes is better than the shell is as hard as iron, and the jaw hole is powerful.
Pan Da didn't dare to fight, especially when this bastard worm began to spit formic acid saliva, Pan Da flew directly into the sky and launched a bird air attack on it with a chrysanthemum, and for a while a bird and a worm were very happy.
"Friends, I didn't want to interrupt your communication, but I'm really in a hurry right now." Finally, Shen Ming, who couldn't stand it, stepped forward and spoke, "There are still a bunch of people waiting for me to kill......
Shen Ming used the most primitive killing intent to make the two animals instinctively pause, they both knew that Shen Ming had already suppressed his revenge anger to the extreme, and now there was no one in the 30 million species in the heavens and the world who could stop this revenge machine......
Eyes approached the castle of Sakuraku's headquarters, 6 days before the wedding, on this day Peacock made an appointment to go to the most luxurious hotel in the city under the mountain to try the dishes, although all the top killers in the country, as well as some well-known squires in the headquarters are just enough to make up 5 tables, but Peacock pursues the attitude of perfection in everything, and still refuses to relax any detail.
has to eat, Wan'er naturally stuck to Xiao Yi, the future sister-in-law, but when the luxury car was about to leave, an episode occurred.
The old butler with a wrinkled face stepped forward to preach, "Young Master Peacock, the elder is waiting in the living room for something important to talk to you." ”
"Do you have to do it now?" The peacock frowned slightly and looked at Xiao Yi in the car.
"You go, without you, I'll eat more deliciously." Xiao Yi is still as cold as a knife.
"Okay, remember if there is anything you don't like to eat, you must tell the chef if you don't like it, if you don't like the chef, we can change it." The peacock is always so caring, and when he closed the car door, he followed the old butler to the living room in the back garden of the castle.
Elder Sakuraku knows that Peacock has been very busy recently, and this kid has forgotten to sleep and eat for the wedding, and even sent invitations to all his high-ranking killer colleagues abroad. Half of them decided to put down their work and return to China that day to cheer him on.
Therefore, most of the new jobs that the president has are handed over to others to deal with, and they are basically no longer troublesome to peacocks. This time, he took the initiative to summon him, obviously nothing too good, and the peacock was ready for the worst......
When the peacock came to the living room, the elder was sitting in front of the chessboard with the bald chief staff member playing chess, both of them looking solemn, as if they were in the next difficult game of chess.
"Your Excellency, the General Staff, the peacock." The peacock kneels on one knee in a wooden hallway in a salute.
"Peacock, how are the wedding preparations?" The chairman asked softly, holding Kuroko.
"Thanks to the love of the President, the peacock is almost ready, and the Lord must drink a few more cups at that time." The number of peacock etiquette is good.
"Don't be in a hurry to drink the wine first, there is a job, and it may be troublesome for you to go." "Last night, an SAT arsenal in Osaka was looted, and two sets of sniper equipment, large-caliber revolvers, more than 10,000 rounds of ammunition, and enough C4 explosives to blow up the Dongjing Tower.
At that time, all the surveillance equipment in the building had been destroyed, but the surveillance on the opposite building captured the images of the looters. ”
"Shen Ming...... "Peacock doesn't need to confirm it at all, and he knows that only this guy has the strength to raid the SAT SWAT arsenal, and only he is hungry for sniper equipment.
"I have contacted my good friend last night, but the insect master has not answered my phone, and contacted the person in charge of Paradise Lost to apply to go over to see it, and they only said that Paradise Lost has been renovated recently, and refuses to allow external guests to visit." General Staff Ito Tomie sighed helplessly, "All kinds of signs imply that the kid really escaped from Paradise Lost, but I still think that the name of their god and demon forbidden area is quite loud, and now it seems that it is nothing more than that." ”
"What does the President want me to do?" Although the peacock has killed countless people, it is the first time that he is so eager to kill one person in his eyes.
"Osaka is the location of the fake headquarters of my Sakuraku's disguise to the outside world, Shen Ming must have appeared there for revenge, I order you to go immediately with a team of high-ranking colleagues, and bring that kid's head back before the wedding. I have prepared a valuable gift for you, so you can use Shen Ming's head as a gift in return. The president snapped the sunspot on the chessboard, and the force was so great that it even cracked the jade chess pieces.
"My subordinates understand, but just one Shen Ming, is it really worth it for us to send a team to the top?" Peacock hesitated slightly, you must know that a pair of 12 high-ranking team members is equivalent to taking away most of the high-ranking killers in the headquarters, not to mention, such a combination attack is extremely rare in the history of Sakuraku's assassination, with the ability of 12 high-ranking killers, even if it is an attack on a modern military base, it can be done.
"The country of Wa is the foundation of my cherry blossoms, and only we cherry blossoms will kill whoever they want, but this kid has attacked us again and again, sweeping away the prestige of my cherry blossoms. To him, he must be like a lion pounces on a rabbit and kills him with all his might! The chairman said fiercely.
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