Chapter 564: Cucumbers for Beauty What about eggplants

Although she was extremely unhappy in her heart, Shui Linglong also knew that this matter was quite tricky, since that group of people dared to violate the agreement of decades ago, if these people did not have a so-called reasonable preparation, even if they were given a thousand guts, they would not dare to risk the disapproval of the world to find those old men's unhappiness.

Once those old men are angry, perhaps their family and even their world will face a possibility of collapse or even extinction.

People are getting older, and the feeling of belonging is becoming more and more strict, in the eyes of those old men, you can do whatever you want to fight between brothers, but outsiders want to intervene, this can't be said, and at that time their elders will come out to speak.

"I haven't seen those so-called vampire bats yet, I wonder what they look like?" After listening to Shui Linglong's narration, Yun Yang's eyes flashed with a touch of expectation, although there are many descriptions of vampires in movies and TV series, but Yun Yang can only think about it out of thin air, as for the truth, he really hasn't seen it.

"What can I look like, the first is without wings, and the second is still without wings." Shui Linglong pursed her lips and said disdainfully.

"Of course I know this, the one with wings is called a birdman." Yunyang said.

Poof

Hearing Yun Yang describe the angel who has been completely glorified in the Western world, Shui Linglong couldn't help but laugh directly, this guy is so cute.

Angel, you guys are called birdmen.

But think about it, it's really like that, you say you are really yes, what are you doing with wings.

Some people say that Lei Zhenzi also has wings, but Lei Zhenzi's wings can help fight, but the wings of the birds are decorations, the magic wand in their hands, and then they muttered a so-called incantation that no one could understand, and then they cleaned up what Satan and the like, which was really surprising.

"You describe the angel in many people's hearts like that, aren't you afraid that there will be some trouble coming to you?" Shui Linglong said with a smile, but there was a hint of ridicule in the laughter.

"Am I in less trouble now?" Yun Yang rolled his eyes and said, "Now that I have more lice, I am not afraid of itching, just like a sentence, let the storm come more violently, I just let the trouble come to me now." ”

Yun Yang is even a little looking forward to all these hidden troubles coming out now, so that he can solve these bullshit troubles at once, after all, once he sets foot in the ancient martial arts world, the vampires he faces are werewolves, and by the way, he is very likely to deal with the genetic warriors of a certain country, and then these worldly troubles may not have time to take care of them.

"I really don't know if you were a broom star in your last life?" Shui Linglong said, "I've been out of the house for several years, and nothing has happened, but if you look at how many people I've killed with you during the time you came back, it makes me look like a blood witch, if I tell my grandfather about this situation now, it is estimated that the old man will go down the mountain directly and bring me back, and I will never be allowed to come out again." ”

"Can you blame me for this kind of thing?" Listening to Shui Linglong's complaints, Yun Yang's eyes widened suddenly, what the hell is going on with you woman, it seems that I have asked you to stop every time, but you guy not only did not stop, but on the contrary, he became quite excited.

It's over, let me give you a black pot, you woman is really not authentic, sister, you are like this, do your family know?

"Why don't I blame you, if you don't come back, this bullshit won't come to us at all, the way I am now, it's all thanks to you, do you know you bastard?" When she said this, Shui Linglong's tone also carried a little girlish coquettishness.

This opened Yunyang's eyes, and he felt that this aunt also had such a naughty side.

"You took the initiative to ask to live in my villa, and I didn't ask you?" Yun Yang muttered dissatisfiedly.

"What did you say?"

"It's nothing, I just said that you are so beautiful and gentle, there should be a lot of boys in the school who treat you like that, right?" Yun Yang said with a smile.

"What, can you explain it clearly?" Shui Linglong said with some dissatisfaction.

"It's those who don't have a girlfriend who take your picture and do some kind of action in the toilet, and those who already have a girlfriend who fantasize about their girlfriend being like you when they do some kind of mechanical movement with their girlfriend, I guess this kind of thing will never happen." Yun Yang said with a smile.

In fact, Yunyang's income is also a fact, this kind of thing is very common in the lives of many college students, because some of the so-called face of this group of people dare not show their hearts to the girls they like, what should I do?

Simple,Now is a period when science and technology are quite developed,There is a thing called a camera,There is a craft called candid shooting,There is a technology called ps,Those computer masters who have nothing to do like to play this,Otherwise, there won't be so many so-called beautiful pictures on the Internet in recent years。

"What do you say, why are you boys so disgusting?" Shui Linglong said with some indignation.

"Why do you call us boys so disgusting, in fact, there are some girls who are more excessive than us, don't you know?" Yunyang rarely saw the rich woman so angry, and he was quite happy in his heart at the moment, and he directly wanted to quarrel with the rich woman.

"How disgusting is the girl, if you don't make it clear to me, I'm going to duel you today, you bastard." Shui Linglong said and pulled out the purple gold battle knife, leaving Yun Yang with a black line.

Why is this woman so crazy, who will dare to marry you in the future.

"Haven't you heard among your classmates that sometimes some vegetable vendors' cucumbers, eggplants, and the like sell very quickly?" Yun Yang said with a smile.

"What does this cucumber and eggplant have to do with it, girls all need beauty."

"Then have you ever heard of that girl slicing iron eggplant on her face?" Yun Yang said angrily.

"That?" Shui Linglong was stopped by Yunyang's question, yes, cucumber slices are beautiful, but eggplant slices are a bit far-fetched.

"That's right, some girls may be because their conditions are too high or their conditions are too poor, anyway, there are some girls who don't have a boyfriend who like this." Yunyang said with an oath.

Shui Linglong was directly confused, is this all what it has to do with it, can eggplant and boyfriend take sides?

"I know you don't understand this, and I'm embarrassed to say anything, you're embarrassed to say it, you've always taken physiology classes, and you'll know what's going on if you think about it." Yunyang was also embarrassed to say these things in front of a big girl, of course, if Gu Qingcheng was replaced, it might be possible.

Maybe Yunyang will personally replace the role of cucumbers.

Shui Linglong is also the kind of girl with a smart mind, thinking of physiology class, and seeing a treacherous smile on the face of the man in front of her, she knows that this mix and match is playing tricks on her.

"Oh, you disciple, why don't you die." Shui Linglong directly made a big red face, waved the war knife in his hand and slashed at Yun Yang.

"Oh, what's the matter with you woman, are you going to kill me in this place?" Yunyang was taken aback by Shui Linglong, and hid far away, I can't afford to provoke you, can't I still hide from you?

However, Yun Yang still thought in his heart.

A lot of girls, it's still good leather.

"What's the matter with me, it's all those things you bastard said." Shui Linglong said angrily,

"Gotta get it, didn't I give you some knowledge?" Yunyang waved his hand and said, "You still don't have to ask me about this kind of thing, if you have any questions, I will ask Allure, in this regard, Allure is not only a theoretical master but also a practical master, you can definitely learn a lot from her." ”

"Do you believe that I killed you again?" Shui Linglong is now completely defeated by the man in front of him, why is he so shameless, how can this kind of thing be as easy as drinking cold water, they all say that they want the girls to be reserved, shouldn't you men be reserved.

Don't you know that girls like steady men?

"Kill me." Yunyang suddenly felt a cool breath rushing to his head from the soles of his feet, making him shiver involuntarily, what is the situation, this is physiological knowledge, how can I say that I am also your nominal teacher now, is it okay for you to treat your teacher like this, what a bastard.

"Yes, I'll kill you if you say anything more." Shui Linglong stared at Yun Yang, like an angry little tiger, and said word by word.

"Then I'll say the last sentence again, just the last sentence." Yun Yang looked at the expression on Shui Linglong's face that was almost about to explode, and said with a smile.

"You?"

"That's it." Yunyang is ready to run.

"What I want to say is, you don't understand these things, can you discuss life ideals with your husband in the cave room at candle night when you get married in the future."

As soon as the words fell, Yun Yang's whole person rushed out directly, Shui Linglong is a fairly traditional girl, generally speaking, when Shui Linglong talks about those embarrassing questions, she avoids them, but Yun Yang directly stabbed the hornet's nest this time.

"You bastard, you stop me, I'm going to kill you." Shui Linglong chased after the disappeared Yunyang.

So there was another scene in the night scene of Tianjing City, where a beautiful woman was so beautiful that she chased and killed a man with all her might.

This made everyone who saw it shake their heads.

Dude, my woman is so beautiful, and she still has to go out and steal fish, as for it, if you don't want me to be single, I'll do it if it doesn't work.

I don't know if Shui Linglong knew what these people thought, she would have directly chopped these people to death.

Is it what you imagined?

"I mean, isn't it just a joke, are you?" Yun Yang hid behind a big tree and said a little out of breath.

This woman actually chased and killed him for more than ten miles with a knife, which made him admire this woman's super strong body a little.

"You bastard, if I poke ten or eight holes in your body today, I won't give up." Shui Linglong also became short of breath, but the murderous aura in her eyes did not decrease in the slightest, on the contrary, because of Yun Yang's words, it became stronger.

"I said that there is no need to avoid this kind of problem now, don't you sleep soundly every night listening to the noise I make?" Yunyang said, "I know you're a traditional girl, but now that you're so open, you have to keep up with the times, don't you?" ”

"You still say." Shui Linglong was furious, and directly slashed at Yun Yang's head.

Click

A huge piece of bark was cut off, which made Yun Yang feel a chill, if his head was in that place just now, he would definitely go down to report now.

"You crazy woman, you're really chopping." Yunyang said.

"I'm just going to teach you a good lesson today, you bastard." The water is delicate again.

"If you do this again, I'll fight back, and you'll definitely regret it then."

"If you dare to fight back, I'll kill you bastard."

"Damn, do you really dare not beat a woman?" Yunyang was also angry, it was already embarrassing to be chased and killed by a woman, and now he was so embarrassed, which made him quite unhappy.

Just when Shui Linglong's knife slashed on the trunk of the tree, Yun Yang seized the opportunity to jump out, and grabbed Shui Linglong's wrist at once, and with just a slight grab, Shui Linglong's hand let go of the knife.

With such a pull, Shui Linglong threw herself into Yunyang's arms so defenselessly.

Yun Yang's face showed a faint smile, since he had already fought for the first time, he was not afraid of coming for the second time.

One hand wrapped around Shui Linglong's waist, and the other hand was raised high and fell heavily.