82_82678 Lin Xiao was too deep into the play and couldn't get out at all, with a hysterical anger, he vented: "Why is Lao Tzu so unlucky? Every time I encounter a white monkey like you who is covered in fluff and has not fully evolved, I am unlucky! Compared to the elegant Orientals, you are simply pigs of the same color! ”

This was just a counterattack to Lin Xiao's insult to the Orientals by the magicians before, but now everyone heard strange things, but they didn't express their opinions. They all thought to themselves, how many times has this dryad seen white people?

Lin Xiao said: "A thousand years ago, Lao Tzu had a conversation with a lovely little western dryad in the Alps, and I still remember that it was a very, very beautiful olive tree, and her roots were so beautiful and thick. She said she couldn't stand the long-distance relationship, okay, I waded through mountains and rivers to find her. As a result, when I met your crusade, Lao Tzu was too tired and exhausted his spiritual power, and he wanted to sleep for a few days to regain his strength. As a result, you cut down the catapult to build a catapult, and when Nima and I sprouted from the base of the Jerusalem wall after three hundred years, the little dryad grandson was all beaten with soy sauce! Your sister! Also, seventy years ago, Lao Tzu went to the Wa Kingdom to learn kendo, and was almost blown away by your two atomic bombs, and drowned in the sea for 19 years before he was able to reshape his human form. Can you understand my pain? All sorts of mollusks and goofy fish are circling around me, it's fucking disgusting! ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, having lost the ability to think, but just grew up and listened.

At this time, whether it was the swordsmen and magicians of the Light Clan, or the powerhouses of the Blood Clan, they all watched Lin Xiao's performance in a daze, this aura, this resentment, was too strong!

Lin Xiao wiped his eyes and complained: "Don't mention the distant Lao Tzu, say it's close!" When I returned to Southeast Asia, I found a jungle and prepared to cultivate, and I made up for the lost cultivation, and as a result, the result was ...... Oh my God! ”

Lin Xiao sighed and didn't continue, in fact, he had no words, this plot is too difficult to make up, where to find Westerners when he goes back to Southeast Asia? This pit is too big to fill! Those guys who write novels are really geniuses!

The snow demon changed her previous ferociousness and bloodthirstiness, and she was the most sad, this girl's eyes were red, and she asked, "What happened later?" What madness did these white pigs do to you? Whining...... You name it, I was a slave sold by Westerners when I was a child, and then the Marquis saved me. ”

Sauron is naturally not as emotional as the snow demon, in fact, he saved the snow demon because she was talented enough, otherwise, why did he only save such a person so far? He thinks that this guy seems to be able to win over his side, so that he has a better chance of winning, if he can catch Rothschild's descendants and get Allah's note! At the blood festival three days later, hummed......

Thinking so, Sauron said, "Brother, don't be afraid! Speak up and I'll help you keep it! ”

Of course, Carlo knew Sauron's plans, and he was furious: "Everyone has returned to Southeast Asia, where can I still meet white people?" We didn't drop an atomic bomb on here! ”

Then Lin Xiao said: "But you are fighting here!" That year, the climate was pleasant, and I thrived in this warm and humid environment. Then, an overwhelming barrage of incendiary bombs was dropped from the plane...... Ay! It's a bitter tear to say! We dryads can turn into human form in normal times and when fighting, but when we practice, we can only return to our body, carry out photosynthesis, and draw spiritual power from the sun and the earth, and the speed is compared to you humans, it is simply one heaven and one underground! ”

Sauron said, "Oh, you're talking about the Vietnam War. ”

Lin Xiao sighed: "Yes, yes." You don't know, although my strength is not low, but a monster is a monster, and when it is transformed into a prototype, it is called a fragile one, no different from ordinary trees. ”

Everyone nodded, and it seemed to everyone that they hadn't noticed anything unusual about the tree just now.

The snow demon was surprised again: "So you are more than a thousand years old? ”

Lin Xiao shook his head: "More than two thousand years old, back then, there was a prince of a small country in Tianzhu who passed by and took shelter from the rainstorm under my branches, but as a result, I was struck by lightning, and he felt guilty, so he put his clothes on me and left." I don't know what's going on, but one day many years later, I suddenly had consciousness, and then, after that piece of clothing rotted, it invaded my body, and my cultivation suddenly reached the third-level floating slaughter realm! ”

"It's the Buddha! That prince is the Lord of the Buddha! Shakyamuni was born as a prince, and only the cultivation method of Buddhism is divided according to several levels of floating slaughter, generally seventh-level floating slaughter! Wouldn't that be the equivalent of a third-level magician like me? Win at the starting line! ”

Suddenly, a magician screamed, but was glared at by Carlo and shut up and didn't dare to speak again.

"Originally, if I hadn't been made into a catapult, if I hadn't been blown up by an atomic bomb, or if I hadn't been destroyed by an incendiary bomb, I would have been at least a sixth-level floating slaughter realm. As a result, now ......" Lin Xiao raised his head and looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, infinitely sentimental and literate.

"Then what kind of cultivation are you doing now?" Sauron asked impatiently.

"It's only a fourth-level floating massacre, and when it was bombed by an atomic bomb, I came to level five......" Lin Xiao said sadly and angrily.

"Shhhh

Everyone gasped together, I'm good! Talent is only level four? Are you embarrassed to use your talents? You're on the same level as Sauron and Carlo!

The snow demon tilted his head and looked at Lin Xiao with admiration.

Sauron smiled and said, "Brother, teach these white pigs who destroyed your body with me!" ”

Lin Xiao glanced at him and said distrustfully: "But you are also a white pig." ”

Sauron sucked and said, "Brother misunderstood. I was actually persecuted by them, we were enemies of the Crusaders, and my ancestors were the powerful family of Hohen Sauron in Prussia. It was their persecution that forced me to leave my homeland and go into hiding in France. ”

"Really?" Lin Xiao asked.

Seeing that the other party seemed to be about to unite, Carlo hurriedly said, "How do you prove that you are a dryad?" And not an Eastern practitioner? ”

Lin Xiao was furious: "It's about your birds!" I'm going to kill you! ”

Carlo was stunned and said, "But you can speak English, and besides, aren't you a dryad?" I don't use wood magic, but I use black flames......"

Lin Xiao was also shocked, oh no, in order to deceive these guys just now, he kept speaking English! Moreover, the use of flame in wood is always very disobedient, this, that, how to lie? He suddenly opened his mind again, and reprimanded: "Do you think the Eastern Demon Clan is the same as you Western Elves?" It's terrible to be uneducated! The East has no attributes, I am just a coincidence, and of course, it is also a tragedy. When I was bombed by an atomic bomb, I would have a black blasting technique, and then I would be burned by an incendiary bomb, and then I would suddenly burn again, and the combination of the two would become a black flame. I don't even know why! Lao Tzu in order to find revenge for your white pigs, of course, you have to learn English, five years ago I bought a backgammon reader from Huaxia, and I learned it fast, English? So-easy! Why do I know Chinese and Huaxia, you should be Lao Tzu more than 2,000 years old and live for nothing? ”。