The sun sinks, and the moon rises in the east.

After being full of wine and food, Yijiaoer took the nostalgic Li Ruotong back to his house. Without waiting for Lin Fang and Ying Xianfeng to sleep, Ying Xianfeng had already hid in the room, closed the door, no one could come in, and in terms of beauty, he would create a novel!

He has his secrets, just as all men have their own secrets, big and small.

There are too many ulterior secrets, and most of them can never be confided in!

Sigh.

Enjoy the solitude to the fullest! Isn't this another kind of beauty!

Turn on the lights.

There is no one around.

Gently putting down the bag he was carrying just now, he whispered to the cat bear who was hiding on the table and clipped to a pile of books: "Wake up, I'm back, what do you see I brought you!?"

Hearing the sound, there was silence.

The bear turned over, opened the book covered by his body, and the voice came: "Delicious-!?"

Win the disease has rolled his eyes, this foodie, three or two sentences will not leave eating.

However, the things that Win Sick brought with him were really food, and they were specially prepared for cats and bears.

This is a metal bought from a maintenance bus station next to the Yuen Long bus station, there are pendant-shaped, needle-shaped, spiral-shaped, round, ring-shaped, and a large bag of all kinds of small screws. When he got out of the car, he bought a large bag of food, thinking that he could use this place as a grocery store in the future, and buy food for cats and bears in the future.

The cat and bear quacked and laughed, and I heard it change from the appearance of the book to the posture of the panda.

The cat's eyes were very active flashing with blue and blue glow. The whole upper and lower jaws are grinding, which proves that it is very chicken jelly at the moment.

The cat bear held three sticks of incense in his hand, sniffled, and said, "Where is it, where is it, Lao Dou."

Winning the disease has already started to play tricks on it, and cleared his throat and said: "You big stomach king knows how to eat and eat, where do I have so much spare money to buy these things."

When the cat bear heard this, it was slightly stunned, and thought that it had heard it wrong. Immediately pouted dissatisfied: "This classmate, I will criticize you if you do this again!!"

Seeing that winning the illness was not like a joke, the cat and bear suddenly burst into tears~~

Unforgivable!

"It was the saddest day of my life. So far, nothing has been done. That was the most tragic, painful, nerve-wracking, and terrifying moment I've ever experienced, woo~"

The cat bear felt that there was a strong wind in the brain, like a typhoon coming, but it was not added to the terrifying tsunami. When I looked up, the aggrieved ones were about to fly straight down from the black bags under my eyes, and three thousand tears flew horizontally. "Bad guy old bean, don't tease me."

Listening to its almost low-pitched roar, he chuckled out loud.

A smile on his lips.

"I won't tease you."

As he spoke, he squatted down and untied the rope that bound the head of the bag, leaking out the bulging screws. Said lazily: "Come on, give you this big stomach to eat."

When the cat and bear saw a bag of metal, their eyes immediately flashed.

With crooked eyes, the cat bear giggled.

As if it were something, a somersault jumped off the table, and ran quickly on the ground, and in the blink of an eye it had climbed onto the bag.

Standing on the edge of a high bag, holding a cigarette alof, he made a high platform dive.

The electronic eyes flashed wildly, the round body pouted his hips, and then screamed:

"Go!"

Cracking sound.

Screws splash.

-- The cat and bear that jumped into the sea of screws, happy that they couldn't find the north, jumped around in the screws like an obese dolphin, and the funny thing was that the three cigarettes were always shining.

The head that came out of the screw, and the appearance of the cat bear, which was funny, was stained with car oil screws, and its body, which was originally half black and half white, turned into a speckled bear.

The so-called black and white are not distinguished, a chic panda!

Animals in the mountains, swallows in the clouds, cattle and sheep on land, fresh under the sea, monkey heads, bird's nests, shark fins, bear's paws, dried scallops, and deer tail tips - wood has! Shake off the cheek raiser and open the back molars. Screws - like the flowing water of the Yangtze River, like the wind and clouds, just like pouring soil into a box......

The cat bear is cool, you can eat a screw when you open your mouth, eat horizontally and vertically, eat up and down, eat non-stop, it's happy!

Win the sick with a smile on his face and don't disturb it to eat, I feel hungry again, the cat and bear eat, it is extremely intense, the mountains and rivers change color, the wind and thunder are shocked-

Under normal circumstances, the mass of metal that cats and bears need to eat is at least 50 kilograms per day to maintain life and mobility, which is why they spare no effort to find food for cats and bears.

In the middle of the night, the little cat bear magically swallowed most of the screws, and the remaining few were afraid that they would not be able to hold on for a few seconds, and I was afraid that they would be eaten by it in a blink of an eye.

This foodie, if he wears pants, he is estimated to be able to collapse his white pants into chrysanthemums with a fart.

Ying Yiji smiled and asked, "Cat and bear, eat comfortably, right?" ”

The cat bear, who was eating with relish, nodded, and said angrily: "This iron is delicious, and it tastes good enough." ”

Win the disease, how to feel how to listen to how to twist.

In the blink of an eye, the bag was empty, and the cat and bear grabbed the last screw with his mouth, gently threw the screw and caught it with his mouth, squeaked and bitten, and said, "It's good to eat three points full."

Bang dang -

The sound of something tumbling on the ground rang out.

The bear sprang out of the sack, then did a backflip, jumped to the ground and ran down the drawer.

Ying Yiji patted the dust on his body, and said with a crying smile: "Cat bear, what did you just say, I don't know, there are so many things just now, you will eat three points full!" Your little belly is filled with Doraemon's treasure bag! ”

The cat's electronic eyes flashed, and he glanced at him disdainfully, making a fuss, rare and strange!

Walking in a figure-of-eight step, shaking his head and coming to the side of the patient. Sitting on the edge of the table, the two big fat legs swayed restlessly, looked at it and said: "Lao Dou, what do you remember, didn't you say it, my energy loss is too much, and this bit of scum is not enough for me to consume."

As he spoke, the cat bear flashed his electronic eyes, and his face was shy, and he looked at Ying Sick with an expectant expression and said, "I'm hungry, Lao Dou, you can continue to get me some tomorrow!?"

Ying Yi patted his forehead and listened to it say again: "Well, it's better to change the taste." It's always a kind of thing that I can't get used to. ”

Peat, is there a difference? What else does metal smell like!!

Winning the illness was completely speechless, patted his forehead weakly, and walked to his bed. After taking off his shoes and socks and putting them away, he lay down and remembered his day: "The book has been sold, so let's stay up all night tonight to finish the remaining volume."

The cat bear was jumping around on the table, two pinching incense, and the body and limbs were writhing and dancing in a way that no one could understand. It seems that he has eaten enough and regained his true nature.

Seeing that the cat bear did not react, Ying Sick shouted dissatisfiedly: "Hey, cat bear, did you hear it?"

The bear probably got tired of it, and changed to rolling and rolling around on the table.

Ying Yiji rolled his eyes and said, "I think you're a little funny."

The bear snorted, lay on the table and pouted, "Thank you, but I think you're so bad and annoying."

“……”。

"Hurry up!"

"Do you know the combination of work and rest! Lao Dou, I'm tired, why don't you take a night off!? ”

"No, I'm not tired of being a human being, why are you tired."

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm a panda, you work me like this, I despise you!"

Deaf, I was despised by the panda.

Win the sick and said angrily: "Fat cat lazy bear, come here, otherwise there will be nothing to eat tomorrow!"

"Oh my God! What sin did I do in my last life! I guess I'm the most tragic panda of the century. The cat's face was full of self-pity and self-pity, and he said sadly, but he didn't dare to be unhappy.

Standing up numbly, pouting his round big ass, raising his feet and sprinting, three steps and two steps, jumping quickly and neatly onto the bed of Ying Sick, jumping up, jumping into Win Sick's arms, the cat and bear rubbed and rubbed: "Old Bean, you can abuse me to your heart's content!"

What kind of panda is this・・・・・・

In the face of the cute and cute cat bear, winning the disease has been discussed in my heart.

After the bear finished speaking, he had changed back to the state of the notebook in the blink of an eye, and said in a voice: "The energy has been replenished a little, and I can continue to create independently, and then I will be alone or together?" ”

Ying Sick coughed and thought for a while: "There is not much left volume, you can work hard to finish it, I want to think about the next novel." ”

"Okay then, but Old Bean, I'm going to have a meal tomorrow!" The cat bear agreed to it happily, but it was ruthless enough.

The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, the manuscript fee was more than 17,000, and he gave Lin Fang 16,000, and the remaining half had been spent during today's sweep, and the remaining little bit was eaten according to the way the cat and bear ate, maybe it could last a few days.

But as long as you can make it to the next novel. Thinking about the records serialized by prolific writers such as Xiao Yat and Ni Kuang to more than a dozen newspaper and periodical colleagues, Ying Yi's heart suddenly moved.

"Panda, you say, can you code multiple novels at the same time?"

The notebook-like cat bear has quickly entered the working state, and when he heard Ying Sick's question, he immediately said in a disdainful tone: "Don't underestimate the panda!" I'm a high-IQ panda, ok, old bean!? ”

I know you're highly intelligent, but can you not keep mentioning it, your ears can hear the calluses. Ying Yi put the pillow behind his back, lay on the bed, and said, "In that case, is it possible?" ”

"Uh-huh! It's okay to have a few books, and it's no problem if you ask me to write a thousand novels at the same time, but my current state can only be 10,000 words per hour at most, and if I update multiple books, then spread it out, it's turtle speed, as long as you don't care. ”

"What's more, for a work, I'm going to take you a hair, and if you want to serialize a thousand copies at the same time, you'll need a thousand hairs; If you want to innovate, you need a drop of blood, and the same thousand books need a thousand bloods! ”

"Mother, Xipi! Then I won't be bald and dry. ”

"Well, so to speak, if you want to update 10,000 or 100,000 copies at the same time, the more you want, the more you lose, and then you may instantly become a bald donkey and suck into a dry corpse."

I've already sweated a lot, but it's not bad, as long as the number is reduced.

Thinking of the bleakness of the stock market, the tragic turmoil caused by it, the grievances of the citizens, and the fact that I was sick and moved in my heart, why did Stephen Chow become popular and why was he so popular? Is it just because his movies are funny and nonsensical? Be! Neither is it! In the 80s, the whole of Hong Kong was immersed in a state of sadness, the market was sluggish, it was Stephen Chow's nonsensical movies, funny performances that relieved Hong Kong, paralyzed themselves in Chow's films, forgot the pain, his movies are like a pot of wine, drunk people are extremely beautiful.

Isn't Xiangjiang at this time immersed in the torrent of sorrow?

Maybe it's a good idea to write your own funny and humorous novels.

In an instant, he extinguished this idea again, because although he also likes to watch comedies, most of them are when he is relaxed, and he watches TV series and movies, and novels are really very few. Even if there is, I definitely haven't finished reading it, because this guy thinks that funny novels are always not as strong as film and television dramas with a sense of picture and dubbing!

After thinking about it for a while, fantasy, fantasy, martial arts, Xianxia, urban, history, games, science fiction, supernatural, all kinds of novels, some are indecisive, and the face of winning the disease is uncertain, there are really too many good books! There are too many inappropriate novels, and how to choose is a problem!

The only way to win is to first select novels in major categories, and then select those novels that are both good and easy to sell in small categories.

Win the disease has fallen into the way of picking books, and scratches his heart with a hundred claws. Lying on the bed, I looked up at the dirt between the ceilings. Withered vines and old trees, faint crows, small bridges and flowing water, ancient roads and west wind thin horses, the sunset, broken intestines are at the end of the world. The world is big, and there are so many good books? Which should I choose? If you let the handicapped party and the bitter party in later generations know that they are confused because of this, they have to be envious, jealous and hateful!

What to write・・・・・

The bear ignored him and continued to move.

Thinking about it, a fresh and pure face appeared in his head.

Yishu?

Yishu?

Yishu!

"Hah Win sick has finally figured out what he should write.