Chapter 050: Taste what it's like to skip class
Chapter 050 What It's Like to Taste Skipping Class [Ask for Collection]
[The current collection is 2620, and the new book list is 18th, a new day, continue to ask for the support of brothers and sisters]
Cutting grapes and washing grapes is a very easy job, just filled a big belly of snacks, but did not delay Zhang Songsheng when cleaning grapes, stealing some big and sweet grapes. After Zhang Songsheng finished washing the grapes, he found that Liu Shiqing didn't know when he had run to another room.
"Shiqing, the grapes are washed, what should I do next?" Zhang Songsheng stood up and asked while looking for Liu Shiqing's traces.
The sound of the range hood came from the balcony outside the kitchen, in order to increase the usable area of the house, Huaxia residents have always had the habit of using the balcony at home as a kitchen, Liu Shiqing's house is no exception, the original planning is the kitchen The place has been changed to a dining room and storage room, and the balcony outside the kitchen has become a kitchen.
As soon as he opened the door, there was a strong smell of Chinese medicine in the room, which was very pungent, and Zhang Songsheng only coughed. "Shiqing, what are you doing? I've been working hard to clean the grapes, and you can pour it, hide here, and sneakily brew secret medicine. Say, did you find some ** prescription from somewhere? Honestly, which beauty are you going to use it on? ”
Liu Shiqing said angrily: "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, a guy with a brain on the brain." This is not a **, but a secret recipe left by Master Li Shizhen, with this, we can make the world's first-class wine. Forget it, I won't tell you, I also play the piano to the cow, I still have to pay attention to observation, adjust the size of the fire, if you think it's choking here, go to the living room to watch TV, or read a book. ”
Zhang Songsheng looked at the medicinal herbs and brass scales piled up on the kitchen counter, and then at the casserole on the gas stove, which was much larger than a large watermelon, and shook his head, "You can really toss, you actually get so many Chinese medicines in making wine, you should not mix these Chinese medicine soups into grapes after boiling, right?" I can't figure it out, are you boiling medicine or making wine? Brother can declare first, the wine you made, don't take me as a real product, kill brother, brother won't drink it. ”
Liu Shiqing glanced sideways at Zhang Songsheng, "Don't be stubborn now, when the time comes, you will beg me." By the way, bring me a bag of melon seeds, and I'll watch the fire while snorting. ”
Zhang Songsheng went to the living room to pick up two packets of melon seeds, threw one pack to Liu Shiqing, grabbed another pack himself, and accompanied Liu Shiqing to knock up. While the two of them were snorting melon seeds, they set up a dragon gate array.
"Shiqing, when I was in the office building this morning, I was scared a lot, how can you say that we have anything to do with the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the London Olympic Games Organizing Committee? To this day, I still feel dizzy. Zhang Songsheng said with emotion, "I was stupid at the time, but you didn't do anything, and you still used your English, which is more fluent than your native language, to talk to the British." Say, are you possessed by a god today? Otherwise, it was a foreign spy with bad intentions, who killed my Shiqing brother and stripped off his human skin and draped it over himself......"
Without waiting for Zhang Songsheng to finish speaking, Liu Shiqing's melon seed shell was thrown over, "Are you disgusting?" I'm also a foreign spy, why don't you say I'm an alien? You should watch less horror movies in the future, at least watch some tasteful and classic enough, like some tunnel warfare, mine warfare, sparrow warfare, southern conquest and northern warfare and the like. ”
"Cut, I've watched all these movies a hundred times. It's not that you don't know that my dad is a fan of old movies, and since I was sensible, he took me to watch these old movies, and when I was eight years old, I was able to memorize the lines of these movies from beginning to end. Zhang Songsheng put the melon seeds on the table, cleared his throat, and puffed up his chest to learn the appearance of a fat translator, "Lao Tzu doesn't need money to eat restaurants in the city, let alone eat a few rotten watermelons from you......"
Liu Shiqing laughed, "Like, it's too similar, the way you look now, you don't need to wear makeup at all to play a fat translator, it's just that a fat translator is alive." ”
"That is, my brother still has some artistic cells in his body, which is like you, in terms of artistic bacteria, he is simply a turtle." Zhang Songsheng bragged while not forgetting to hit Liu Shiqing, blowing halfway, seeing that Liu Shiqing refused to cooperate, he wilted, "Tell you this, it is to play the piano to the cow." I said, Shiqing, there are no outsiders now, tell me, how did your English level improve? I just read it, and there are not a single book with foreign letters on your bookshelf, except for "The Art of War", "Thirty-six Strategies", and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", which are some police and bandit novels. If you hide at home and study secretly, why don't you have any relevant information at home? ”
Liu Shiqing said: "You observed it very carefully, but you want to find out what you want in my house, and it's a little tender, my police and bandit novels are not in vain." As for books, there are none, and there are no materials. Don't worry, I'll definitely sort out a piece of information for you and the class leader when I go back, I don't dare to say that your English scores will improve by leaps and bounds, and it's no problem to improve by two or three points. However, Songsheng, I can remind you not to spend too much time on foreign languages, but to study mathematics, physics, chemistry and biology more. ”
Zhang Songsheng shook his head, "Brother doesn't know where your self-confidence comes from, but, Shiqing, our country's emphasis on English has reached a sick level, Huaxia can not be learned well, but English is not spoken well, and everywhere you go, you are inferior." To go to university, go to graduate school, or join a job, which one doesn't require English? You kid speaks English very well, of course you don't have to worry, brother. My dad's food factory is running from good to bad, and it may close down one day, so my brother has to prepare and get a college diploma, in case there is an accident in the future, my brother will be able to find a job. ”
Liu Shiqing smiled: "You don't pretend to be deep here, I don't know you yet, what do you want to learn English for?" Isn't it just to watch movies on foreign websites and play English games? If you're worried about work, the sun has to come out of the west. ”
Zhang Songsheng smiled, "There are some things you know, why do you have to say them?" It's too ruinous to ruin the atmosphere. ”
Liu Shiqing pursed his lips, "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Songsheng, I'm going to buy a computer, you know more than me in this area, help me with a consultation. ”
Zhang Songsheng hurriedly spit out the melon seeds in his mouth, "If you ask, I'll ask the right person." You just made 1 million today, gave 150,000 to Lili's sister, and there are 850,000 left, even if you don't tell me, I have to buy a computer for you, these days, you can do nothing, but you definitely can't do without a computer. I'll leave this matter to me, tomorrow morning we'll hang out in the class, and after fooling the old class, we'll sneak out and go to the computer city in the city to buy a computer. I know a buddy who has a good relationship with me. Let's buy a computer and look for him. ”
"Skipping class?" Liu Shiqing thought for a while, "Okay, let's skip his class once, it just so happens that I have grown so big, and I have never tasted what it is like to skip class." ”