Chapter 3: Variations
Hazy Moon: "......"
"Master, you're here??? QAQ, these damn guys are bullying us. Mung Bean Bao seemed to sense something, and when he raised his head and saw his backer coming, he changed his previous arrogant attitude, and his big black eyes flashed with a pitiful light.
If it hadn't been for the arrogant and arrogant appearance she had seen just now, Moon Hazy might have thought that it had really been abused.
"Bullying you??" Yue Hazy walked up to the mung bean buns and green onion eggs that were tied up by the guards of the Jiqì people, and half-crouched down, staring at the two of them face to face.
"Then shouldn't you tell me what's going on with that pit in the ground?" The moon hazy said, and her white index finger pointed to the big pit on the ground and asked.
"Master, this pit is really none of my business, it was done by this guy !! scallion eggs" Mung Bean Bao's big eyes first enlarged a few points when he heard her words, and then he protested aggrievedly: "You are biased!! ”
"Twitter~~~~" The appearance of this big pit, you obviously have a share, you can't blame me for a chicken~~ Hearing the words of the mung bean bun, the green onion egg on the side began to struggle violently, and a pair of black eyes the size of mung beans were full of anger.
Yue Hazy heard its angry cry and turned to the mung bean bun: "Look, the green onion eggs are said to have been done by you." ”
"It's not me QAQ~~~" Soft bun looked at his master with tears in his eyes.
"Twitter~~~~" Mung bean bun, don't bully me, I can't speak~~
"I'm also at fault, as a senior. I didn't even educate the scallion eggs properly, I admit my mistake," Mung Bean said.
"Twitter~~" Don't pretend to be a good person. Obviously, you were the one who started the trouble.
"Master, don't blame the scallion egg," Mung Bean Bao began to tell his mistake with tears and snot, and expressed his fault, and the last sentence concluded that he had not taught the green onion egg well to make it blow up such a hole in his master's backyard.
It knew that its master was soft-hearted, and it admitted its mistake itself. Although he was at fault, who let the guy who couldn't speak, and always sucked his own energy when he wasn't paying attention. It's so hateful. Gotta teach it a lesson, huh~
"Twitter~~~"#^%#%$@%&^&$@
"Are you sure you're telling the truth?" Moon Hazy stared at the mung bean bun with a blank face.
Mung bean bun: "......" owner is so terrifying~
Facing her expressionless face, it shrank back when it wanted to continue shouting injustice, and then lowered its dark eyes. In a somewhat humble tone, he said, "I admit it." I started the matter first. ”
"Tsk~" Hmph~~
"But if you hadn't fired the cannon first, would I have released the missile???" Thinking of the situation just now, if it weren't for his quick reaction, his delicate and soft body would have been bombarded into scum, mung bean bun's eyes were on fire when he thought of this: "Say, did you mean it, I want the master to spoil you alone~~"
"Tsk~" I'm not as shameless as you, the eyes the size of green onion eggs and mung bean buns are full of disdain.
"You ......" Mung Bean Bao was once again annoyed by its disdainful little eyes. Although he was tied up in mid-air by the big flowers, he tried to move in the air. bumped into the green onion egg, the latter was not a vegetarian anymore, and his sharp and tender yellow mouth also pecked at the body of the mung bean bun.
"Damn, don't peck people with your mouth if you have the ability!!"
"Twitter~~~" How about I just peck you!!
The two little guys scuffled in mid-air, you peck me, I bite you, it's very lively.
Hazy Moon: "......"
Half an hour later, the battle ended after the hairy hairs on the mung bean buns were tied in countless knots, and the hairs on the green onion eggs were bitten off dozens of them.
"Your two-month's energy box is gone." Yue Hazy sat on the sofa, glanced at the two little guys who were both defeated, and said in a flat tone.
"Master ......"
"Twitter......"
The soft bun and the little yellow chicken were about to say something, but they saw their master's black and white eyes swept lightly, and his eyebrows rose slightly: "En??" ”
The two little ones immediately changed their previous enmity and curled up in a corner of the living room.
"Mung bean bun~" After a while, the hazy and lazy voice of the moon came, and the soft buns that had been cooked down immediately abandoned the green onion egg and rushed to the front of the moon hazy.
"Master~~" The eyes of the soft bun were shining, did you regret it and no longer deduct your energy box.
"Put out the video of your fight with the green onion egg and I'll see it."
The body of the "......" soft bun stiffened for a moment.
The moon's hazy dark eyes half-narrowed.
"Put it, put it right away~" The soft bun hurriedly said.
Then the moon hazy saw the two little ones happily playing in the backyard of the villa and throwing balls, and then the green onion egg accidentally threw the ball into the flowers in the backyard, and the two began to look for it, and they started to fight.
In the end, Yue Hazy saw a sharp and tender yellow little mouth of a green onion egg with a body half smaller than a mung bean bun, and a light blue cannon came out of the mouth.
Seeing this, the soft bun opened its mouth, the missiles also flew, the shells collided, there was an extra crater on the ground, and the glass in the backyard of the villa fell to the ground with a clatter.
Yue Hazy thought about it and wanted to get up, picked up the green onion egg lying in the corner, reached out and poked it, and found that the touch was soft and slightly hot, and the green onion egg stared at his master pitifully the size of a mung bean: "Tsk~"
Yue Hazy put it on the coffee table in front of the sofa, stretched out and poked its head, and said with an unpredictable expression: "When did I modify your body??" ”
"Huh??" The green onion egg tilted his head to show his doubts.
"Could it be mutated," Yue Hazy remembered that she had searched for instructions on the Skynet for related mutated animals and plants before, but well, there are all those who can breathe fire and water, but are there still mutant beasts that can spray cannons?
"Master?" The mung bean bun rolled into her lap and stared at her with wide eyes.
Yue Hazy reached out and touched its body, and then withdrew her hand in disgust and said, "The hair is knotted, hurry up and comb it." ”
Soft buns: "QAQ~" was disgusted by the owner again.
Yue Hazy quickly forgot about this episode, found a store that he was satisfied with in the rental notice on Skynet, and contacted the phone number left on the rental notice, and the two were satisfied with each other after talking on the phone, saying that they would make an appointment to sign a contract in a famous curry shop in Tianhuixing the next day. (To be continued......)
PS: I suddenly remembered a ridge I saw on Weibo before, Emperor: National teacher, I'll make you tea. National Teacher: Don't drink. Arithmetic end!! Hehe~
Don't give me a monthly ticket, I'm very guilty, the pressure is so great~~QAQ, just subscribe to support. I've decided to be a good author who updates every day again~ Because today I suddenly wanted to open a cute zombie text, and then calculated the word count of the arithmetic~ At least there are more than 5 months or so, and in the case of daily changes, QAQ, for the sake of the cute zombie text, I fought ~
Then, I don't think about it, do you want to build a readership group to let the Nins stare at me to update it~(#▽#), but I struggled for a while~ and I felt so troublesome~~ Good night kiss, group.