I hung water in the hospital for three days, then lay at home for two more days, and by the time I was finally able to go back to work, it was almost a week later.

My uncle stared at me with a solemn face, and I stood pitifully in front of him, holding a crumpled sick note in my hand.

"Boss, I'm really sick, look at this sick note, it's still stamped with the hospital's official seal." I waved the sick note in my hand in vain. I tried my best to convince my uncle that my words were true.

With a wave of his hand, my uncle pushed away the sick note I handed over, and looked at me coldly. said: "You don't just mess with a lot of this kind of thing!" It's only been two days of hard work, and I've changed sex when you, and I'm actually absent from work again! You're really"

The uncle's face was full of hatred for iron and steel.

My heart is miserable, the conscience of heaven and earth! I really didn't find a reason to deceive you this time. I'm really sick!

However, my uncle's face was full of "You have already used this trick I don't know how many times." Still trying to lie to me? Expression.

At this moment, I finally deeply realized that Shi Cun is an allusion to the wolf.

Indeed, according to my usual table, I suddenly called and said that I had a fever and was going to take five days off work on this hot summer day. Coupled with the fact that I had just skipped work for a few days without any reason, such a reason is really not convincing.

For the first time in my life, I listened to my uncle's angry count, and at the same time I was secretly ruthless in my heart.

It must have been the inexplicable spirit in white that passed through my body twice, and the cold and biting spirit swirled around me, otherwise how could I catch a cold in such a light rain!

I'm in mind-wandering mode after turning on. turned a deaf ear to his uncle's nagging. Looking at my uncle's angry face, I also feel sad for him, no matter who it is, if you put me on a subordinate like me who has been slagming for three days and drying nets for two days, he will live for several years less!

It's hard for my uncle to endure me for so many years, as always. I suddenly felt grateful to my uncle from the bottom of my heart.

"What are you doing!!" Uncle roared angrily, "What do you mean by such eyes?" Do you have a problem with me criticizing you?! ”

Wronged! I obviously looked at your old man with eyes full of admiration and admiration, how could you mistake me for rebellion against you,

Finally, my uncle blasted me out of his office after nearly two hours of hard teaching.

"Organize and file all the customer information for me today, and you will give me an all-night before you finish it!" Uncle's angry roar resounded throughout the customer service center.

I sighed and returned to my seat. I'm going to start a job that I've been doing for almost a week.

"It's out?. A customer service guy sitting in front of me looked up at me and said hello to me.

I nodded and reached for my computer.

"Just now, your friend from the project team came to look for you, and I came twice, because you were called in by the boss, so we didn't dare to tell you

"Who?.

"What a cow is warm"

Old cow? What is this kid looking for me again? Couldn't it be that he hadn't given up lobbying me to join his World of Warcraft crusade against the Lich King, and now that I'm in a worse situation, where might I still be in the mood to play any game!

Just as I was thinking, a pair of large hands slapped on my desk.

"Bang!" I was startled by a loud bang.

When I looked up, it turned out to be an old cow. This guy didn't know when he ran in again, and was standing in front of me with a flushed face. "What are you doing?" I was in a terrible mood and asked angrily.

"Follow me!" The old cow pulled me to the rooftop on the fourth floor, and I was almost pulled by him to fall on my head, the old cow didn't know what bull madness, and the strength was so great that I staggered to the rooftop on the fourth floor.

"You've taken the wrong medicine!!" I'm about to break down. Today, I was scolded by my uncle for being a bloody dog. Then I caught up with this old cow and got nervous, who am I recruiting, who is messing with someone, why can't anyone get along with me.

The old cow's face turned pale, probably in a hurry. I was a little out of breath and gasped. He grabbed me by the shoulder, looked at me with a straight look, and said, "Little wind!" I sue you, there are really ghosts in this world!! ”

I almost fainted.

Maybe a few months ago, if someone suddenly said this to me, I would only think he didn't wake up or joke with me, but now I'm used to weird things like ghosts, gods, monsters, and so on. Didn't we still have a resentful spirit and a battle goblin Asura in our own family?

However, "I gradually accepted this unbelievable cognition after experiencing so many things, but why did this old cow suddenly burst out with such a sentence?"

Could it be that his memory of the original cat demon Xiaobai has been restored?! Grid; I looked at the landlord who had a lot of eyes on the house that I occupied. Tremble! … No, I'll tell you, we're really not white

"What Xiaobai?" The old cow looked at me inexplicably, "Is that cat that ran away from my house?" What's wrong with it? ”

Me: "

Fortunately, the old cow still didn't remember about Xiaobai, otherwise I wouldn't know how to explain this series of things to him at this time.

"I said something wrong, you didn't say it to me" I hurriedly changed the subject and said, "What did you just say that there are ghosts in the world?" What the hell are you doing in the day? ”

Lao Niu was really fooled by me, and immediately stopped dwelling on Xiaobai's affairs, and pulled me nervously and said: Xiaofeng, you are still smart! Didn't go to play that WoW Lich King. I went to play, and it turned out

Five days ago.

Lao Niu wanted to take me to play with me after the Lich King's mention was rejected by me, Lao Niu angrily called to find other friends, but when the net called Wang Hanbing, he found that this dead otaku didn't know why he didn't play Fantasy Westward Journey, and Lao Niu talked about Fantasy Westward Journey Wang Hanbing was like seeing a ghost, and never mentioned half a word about Fantasy Westward Journey.

Wang Hanbing said that he had deleted the client of Fantasy Journey to the West. Won't touch that game again. Now I'm looking for a game to play, and it just so happens that the version of the Lich King of World of Warcraft has opened, and Wang Hanbing, who is worried about not having a game to play, hit it off with Lao Niu. Meet up now, find a server, and have a good time.

"This time, we definitely want to let the names of Qianjin Niu and Wang Hanbing resound throughout the Arctic! We're going to overthrow the Lich King and rob him of his Frost Sorrow! Lao Niu proudly announced his ambitions.

"It seems that there is no frost sorrow, just an orange axe, called Shadow Sorrow." Wang Hanbing poured cold water on him, "Moreover, you are a hunter." I'm a priest, what's the use of this warrior and death knight's axe? ”

Only,, do you understand the romance of men! Defeat the Lich King, snatch the Shadow Grief, and let the whole. Both the Union and the Horde remember our names. Isn't that each. A Warcraft player's dream?! Lao Niu ignored Wang Hanbing's complaints, and said in high spirits: "Compared to these." Whether you can equip a weapon or not, what's the matter! ”

Wang Hanbing:

In fact, Wang Hanbing is also quite pitiful, since his most enthusiastic Fantasy Journey to the West appeared after the first blade ring running ring mission, the immortal Wang Hanbing finally found his own storage, and escaped the crisis that I want to wash away his memory, after returning home, this guy never dared to touch the Fantasy Journey to the West again, just looking for some new animations every day to see how to live.

But as a member of the game otaku, it is impossible for Wang Hanbing to live without a game, so just in time for the opening of the World of Warcraft Lich King version, Wang Hanbing's heart that is not satisfied with loneliness also began to be stupid.

In the end, Wang Hanbing and Lao Niu understood that with the strength of the two of them, it was basically a very unreliable thing to call friends and call friends to recruit back the group of pig friends and dog friends of the Ding Guild to fight against the World of Warcraft. Breaking away from the team, they looked around and found that we old guys were all in a mood.

So these two guys thought about it for a long time, and finally decided to use a nirvana: hugging their thighs.

The so-called hugging of the thighs is to find a powerful guild to join, and it is the so-called back to the big tree to enjoy the shade. If you want to do something when the new version is opened, if you rely on a casual guild like a family and friend group, and want to overthrow the Lich King and create a huge name in the server, it is basically a fool's dream.

This guy is lucky, they returned to the old server Flame Peak where we played World of Warcraft, and it turned out that the seventh star of the old guild of Flame Peak was recruiting newcomers to form the second group, Wang Hanbing and Lao Niu were overjoyed and immediately signed up online. The diplomats of the Seventh Star Guild assessed Wang Hanbing and Lao Niu on the tripod, don't look at Lao Niu's operation, the theoretical knowledge is a set, plus we are all the first batch of old players in the internal test of the World of Warcraft in 2 years, and the qualifications are old, and the opening of the mouth is the black language of all kinds of Warcraft. At the same time, it is also familiar with the various versions of World of Warcraft updates and the well-known guilds and famous players of the Blaze Peak server.

The diplomat of the Seventh Star Guild is a post-90s generation who has only entered the Warcraft from the era of the Burning Expedition, but he was dazed by Lao Niu and Wang Hanbing's mouth on the spot. It is also especially recommended to enter the main group of the big dungeon of the seventh star.

In this way, Lao Niu and Wang Hanbing infiltrated the famous Seventh Star Guild of the national costume and began the grand plan to fight for the national costume to kill the Lich King for the first time!