"Yue: Dear friends, please say hello to you, I am cross talk actor Yue Yunpeng to greet you.

Sun: I'm Sun Yue, please say hello to you.

Yue: Wait a minute!

Sun: Why should I wait a while?

Yue: What's your name?

Sun: Sun Yue.

Yue: Sun Yue, I wish you peace.

Sun: Which Sun Yue?

Yue: Don't you sing, you're in a good mood, my heart is flying..."

The two are very smooth performers, and both have this very rich stage experience, although they are both in the cross talk hall.

But this experience is here, no stage fright!

You can hold it even in front of 1000+ viewers!

Their voices received an enthusiastic response from the audience.

"Oh, it's so coke, I really didn't expect cross talk to be able to say that, but I really like it, this little fat man is good, this mouth is amazing!"

"I found that I also like cross talk, it's really fun, I didn't expect the quintessence to be so fun!"

"It seems that I am resting on my laurels, I thought it would be some old-fashioned thing, but I didn't expect that domestic cross talk is also improving."

Especially when Yue Yun held it and sang "Ah... You have one more ring than four rings in the fifth ring, ah... Five rings, you are one less ring than six rings", all the audience applauded.

This burden is based on the current situation of the development of housing prices in Beijing, and everyone knows that the housing prices in Beijing are one ring and one price, and one ring is one world.

The general housing prices that day discouraged many people who had drifted north for more than ten or twenty years.

This burden made fun of it, making everyone at the scene smile knowingly.

This paragraph was provided by Chen Yu, to be honest, his favorite in this cross talk is Lao Yue singing "Ah... You have one more ring than four rings in the fifth ring, ah... Five rings, you are one less ring than the sixth ring".

"Dear audience friends, do you think the performance just now is wonderful?!" The photographer gave the lens to Chen Yu and Liu Tao again.

There are many things under "wonderful", Chen Yu's fans are naturally happy to respond to Chen Yu's questions.

"That's how I feel, too. Sister Tao, let me ask you a question, you have also been wandering in the capital for so many years, have you bought a house?! Chen Yu said with a smile.

"No, the housing prices in Beijing are too scary, although I am in the entertainment industry. But it's not the kind that is not popular, after the money earned every year is removed from all expenses, and finally calculated, let's talk about it for another five years! Liu Tao pretended to be helpless.

But what she said was a bit of the truth, buying a house in the center of the capital, without tens of millions of dollars, really don't even think about it.

"What are you going to do in the ring?!" Chen Yu pretended to exaggerate and looked at Liu Tao with a surprised look.

Liu Tao: "Ah... You have one more ring than four rings in the fifth ring, ah... Five rings, you are one less ring than six rings"

"Well, I've already felt what you're feeling right now.

Let's not continue to ridicule the housing prices in the capital, otherwise we will be arrested by the Beijing's Price Bureau, Land Bureau, Land and Resources Bureau, Health Bureau, Fire Bureau..."

Liu Tao hurriedly stopped.

“stop！ Castle Lord. If you make fun of the housing price, at most, the Public Security Bureau will give you a set to disrupt social order, even if the Price Bureau comes to you, it makes sense, but what is the Health Bureau looking for you?! ”

As soon as she said this, the audience was immediately happy, this is teasing the government department!

"Ah~ Don't you know? If something happens, all departments will come up, whether it is under their own control or not, they will come up. One is to put on a show, I'm very dutiful. One is to make some extra money and make some political achievements. Chen Yu pretended to be surprised.

Hearing Chen Yu's words, the audience laughed, but more people were worried that Chen Yu was so obviously molesting the official, was it really good?!

"Hey, why do you say anything, people call it loyal. Check in the bud! ”

sang and harmonized like this on stage, which feasted everyone's ears.

"I'll go. The city lord really dares to do this, isn't he afraid of being banned?! ”

"Aren't they afraid that they will be unable to move an inch after offending the official, and the city lord will just do it, but Liu Tao, you are not very popular now, okay!"

"Goddess, the lord of the city is nervous. Why are you coming along? ”

"Oh I'll go, I don't know what to say anymore!"

Chen Yu stopped suddenly and said to the audience with a smile.

"How do you feel about our double reeds!"

"Huh~"

In exchange for a burst of disdain from the audience.

"What do you mean by this, it's true that the housing prices in the capital are high, so don't let me tease! Really, you people~"

Liu Tao answered, "What's wrong~?" ”

Chen Yu smiled and said softly, "I like it!" ”

Liu Tao looked at Chen Yu speechlessly and said, "Hi~!" ”。

"Haha, we're poor, otherwise not only the actors in the back would beat me, but the audience in front of the TV couldn't help but throw the remote control and smash the TV." Chen Yu laughed and said.

"The following performance is a very good-looking sketch "Have You Bought a House"" Liu Tao smiled slightly, once again restored the state of the goddess, and reported the curtain.

"Have You Bought a House" is a sketch redeemed by Chen Yu from the system, which tells about the embarrassing situation of soaring housing prices and not rising wages.

Young people have worked hard all their lives, and after many years of hard work, the wages they earn are still not enough to buy a house.

At the age of thirty, I have reached the grade of talking about marriage, but every time I go on a blind date, I always encounter the sentence "Have you bought a house?"

It's embarrassing and helpless.

"Oh, it's not easy to be old today, you said that I am fifty or sixty years old, and I have to worry about my son, who is already thirty years old.

It's so old, and I didn't find a daughter-in-law, hey~, my son is very filial, and he actually bought me good things, what international nutrition, what massage chairs, what jacuzzis.

This is already the third blind date. I don't know if I can make it this time! Teacher Zhao Lirong sat on her sofa and said.

"Mom, I said I wouldn't go on a blind date, this is finally a New Year's Day holiday, let me sleep a little longer!" Chen Yu was wearing pajamas, rubbing his eyes.

Because Chen Yu didn't need makeup, he took off his coat and put on his pajamas directly, scratching his hair.

Go straight to the field.

"Good!"

Chen Yu's departure from the factory naturally made the scene better for a while.

"You know how to sleep, you're thirty years old, if you have the ability, you can find me a daughter-in-law to sleep with, earn me a big fat boy, you can sleep as much as you want." Now immediately wash and change my clothes for my wife and go here on a blind date.

quickly！！！ Zhao Lirong looked at the city lord with hatred, and there was a hint of love in her stern words.

"Eh~" Chen Yu was helpless, pulled his head low, and went back to the back to prepare.

"Hey~ How old are you talking about, I don't know that the early birds have worms."

With a sigh, sit down.

The next moment, Chen Yu appeared on the stage again.

At this time, Chen Yu changed into his original clothes, and his hairstyle also returned to his original appearance.

"What's going on here?!" Chen Yu stood in front of Teacher Zhao Lirong and asked. (To be continued.) )