Extra-thirteen
The effect of child's urine
In a certain year and month, an elder relative of Lin Yue's family had a birthday, and the other party was an immediate relative of his mother-in-law, so although Lin Yue didn't have much affection for others, he still couldn't get in the way, so he had to go over and take a look.
In the words of the older generation, it is not too much for the Xu family to say that it is the glory of the ancestors, and the older generation in the village pay attention to pomp and circumstance, so when this old lady is 100 years old, she opens the family tree and calls back all the characters with heads and faces outside.
said that everyone got together to be lively, but in fact, it was to call them to strengthen the cards, in fact, really, few people can be more capable than Lin Yue.
Shen Shulan couldn't refuse, and in desperation, she could only vacate that day.
Don't look at the birthday in the village, this kind of liveliness is much grander than the scene outside, the troupe, the song and dance troupe, the specially invited master of the red and white ceremonies, Lin Yue When their car just arrived at the entrance of the village, the firecrackers crackled.
His big round eyes looked out of the window, pointing to a donkey outside and screaming in surprise.
Usually there are a lot of things that can only be seen in the animal world, but now they are all running in front of you.
There are special people waiting to greet them.
When I arrived at the birthday star's house, the new courtyard house, the house was clean and bright, and the warm sunlight sprinkled on the people through the windows, drowsy.
The triplets of the Xu family are almost a mythical existence in their hometown village.
When the three dolls got out of the car and walked side by side in the yard. Almost all of them stopped their work and looked at the three children in a daze.
Yuanyuan is a little shy, don't look at her usual arrogant attitude at home, when there are many people outside, she is still a very small jasper.
So when she was taken by her mother and grandmother, she met an acquaintance and asked her to take care of her, and she was still very shy to shout at others.
The boss is not so shy, as soon as the temperature rises at noon, he snorts and wants to take off the down jacket on his body, if it weren't for Lin Yue's cultivation of the eye nirvana at this time, I'm afraid this will roll with the children around him.
Among the three children, it is still the second child, which is worry-free. Led by grandma. Big eyes look at the furnishings around and the structure of the house.
Lin Yue touched his head.
Although the son is obedient, this character is not like her and Xu Yang at all, don't look at it as just a five-year-old doll. When squinting and pondering. No one knows what the kid is thinking.
Sugar packet sniffles. Smell the air carefully and the aroma of the food.
"Mom, it's so fragrant" has a lot of pomp and circumstance when doing the birthday, almost the same as the wedding banquet when you get married. Especially when the old man on the other side is still celebrating his 100-year birthday, he can't be sloppy, so the specially invited chef has set up a steamer more than three meters high at the door, and each layer of steamer is full of steaming meals.
Chicken, duck, fish, steamed bowls, button vegetables, tofu elbows, meat dishes, meat dishes, and almost all that can be called are included.
This time, more than 100 people were invited, and the host and the cook were all eager to open up.
The centenarian was surrounded by the family, and there were few teeth left at this time, but his smile was still so kind.
Lin Yue saw her when she got married, and after so many years, her appearance is almost the same as before, without any change.
There were three mats on the ground, and the triplets knelt on the ground in exactly the same clothes, and the old lady was so happy that her eyes were already blurred, but she still took out three red envelopes from the plate next to her and eagerly stuffed them into the hands of the three children.
Yuanyuan, they seemed to look at Lin Yue and them for help.
There are many children in the family, and there are many red envelopes that I usually receive, and the two sons are not much, Yuanyuan is completely like her, and loves money, but after being educated by her a few times, she still has to look at her eyes when she collects money.
The elders give it, and it is impossible to say goodbye.
Lin Yue nodded towards the children.
Yuanyuan covered the red envelope on his chest and called sweetly, "Thank you, grandma, I wish grandma every year and today."
"Good, good" and good days like to listen to auspicious words, Yuanyuan said it neatly, and the room was full of praise.
There was still a while before leaving the seat, and the three children were obviously unable to sit still, so Shen Shulan asked a child in her family who was three years older than them to take the triplets to play.
I took Lin Yue here to talk to the old man.
But it didn't take long for the cry of a child to be heard outside.
The cry of a good day is particularly harsh, but who doesn't have a child yet, no matter how wide the management is, it can't control other people's children not crying or making trouble.
Shen Shulan saw that her daughter-in-law couldn't sit still, knowing that she was worried about the child, she nodded and motioned for her to go out.
Lin Yue hurriedly got up.
found the triplets, and watched the daughter-in-law who didn't know whose family dragged the crying child out, she felt a little distressed.
There are not a few people in rural areas who beat children, and many people believe that children are not big or successful, but beating children is not the main goal, let alone a means of education.
"Do you know why he was beaten?" Thinking that this was an excellent educational opportunity, Lin Yue hurriedly asked.
"I know, I know" Yuan Yuan came back to her senses, her expression was full of happiness, she had always felt that her mother was strict, but compared to others, her mother's lethality was too weak.
"I'll come on, I'll come on" Sugar Packet couldn't help but answer, "He was beaten because he peed"
What is the answer to this? Lin Yue couldn't help laughing, "What's the matter, you're so happy when people pee?" "Besides, I was beaten for peeing, which is unreasonable.
"No, it's okay for him to pee, but he deliberately peed in the washbasin," the son pointed to the basin sprinkled with water on the ground, and now there is no running water pipe in the village, so he relies on well water to wash his face and vegetables.
That's how she came when she was a kid, so she didn't feel anything wrong.
Scoop the water into a basin and wash your face.
"But ...... pee in the washbasin?"
Lin Yue finally knew why he was beaten, if it was her, it was estimated that the beating would be even heavier.
"That uncle just said that he wanted to wash up when he came back from work, and he happened to be pulled over by that brother, and then when he washed his face, everyone knew what was inside, but he didn't have time to say it, and then he ......"
Needless to say, Lin Yue also knew.
Whether it's water or urine, others don't know, but the guy who washed his face still doesn't know?
It's so naughty that I don't know what to say!
"What about you, why don't you keep quiet?" Lin Yue squatted down and asked her second son, she didn't believe that it was an excuse that she didn't have time to speak.
"Hehe" Doubao smiled, a small pear vortex at the corner of his mouth, "Aren't I studying the several reactions that people may have after extreme anger?" (To be continued.) )