Chapter 717: Heavenly Court is in turmoil, and the immortals are stupid

That fucking little apple is not a fairy sound, it doesn't have the kind of effect that makes people want to stop listening to it, but there is one thing that everyone needs to pay attention to, such tunes and songs have never appeared in Heavenly Court. Not to mention the DJ dance music in the modern style, it's just that the ordinary Internet songs are completely different from the ordinary songs of the heavenly court, and they are not related.

People are curious animals, and fairies are no exception.

This fun was played by the chef.

In the quiet night, the song began to flow in the heavenly court, and everyone was not deaf, on the contrary, their ears were very good, and they could hear it clearly as long as they paid a little attention.

Most of the male immortals are drinking, because Heavenly Court really has no entertainment, watching TV? No, listen to the song? The one who needs a singer, or a musician, generally only has this condition, and ordinary immortals are the same as ordinary people, or similar to farmers in the countryside, after a busy day's work, when they come home for dinner, it is dark, and they basically watch TV and go to sleep.

It's impossible to walk the streets and alleys to enjoy the night market and nightlife, but what about the gods? They are even more hard, there is no TV, it's okay to be married, at least there is some exercise to do, but how can Nima's single dog be broken?

Tianbing is an example, except for this part of the energetic men, the vast majority of female fairies have no position, they are bored and in a daze at home, and they look forward to dawn every day, so that they can gossip and chat with a few girlfriends, but they can't fool around every day at night.

This is similar to the housewives in the world, but the amateur cultural life of housewives is much richer, and they can also surf the Internet, watch TV dramas, and chat on WeChat. And what about Heavenly Court?

There was nothing, so the black light was blinding, and such an interesting song suddenly sounded, and the whole heavenly court was quiet, and they began to check one by one. Beginning to look forward to it, beginning to be curious, an unstoppable thought spread in the heavenly court.

The quiet Moon Palace is abnormal today! That's right, it's really abnormal, the concept that the Moon Palace gives everyone is miserable and miserable, cold and silent, where in addition to cold, there is an iceberg-like woman, Chang'e.

But it's not right today!

This is the manifestation of curiosity playing with dead cats, and everyone is eager to know. What the hell is this fairy doing?

Xuanguang Technique has become the most popular spell in Heavenly Court at this moment, countless immortals, regardless of men and women, are looking at it, this is not known, at a glance, the entire Heavenly Court is still confused in addition to being confused.

Chang'e, dressed in a red tracksuit, stood at the forefront. Behind him are fairies in various sportswear, and the most active is the Jade Rabbit. She was right behind Chang'e.

The two of them followed the beat, and after the weird song sounded, one hand crossed their waists, the other pointed diagonally upward, one leg bowed, and their buttocks swayed so happily.

Poof. Li Jing vomited and opened his mouth wide, what the hell is this? The Four Heavenly Kings who were drinking with him were collectively speechless, looking at the picture and speechless, I went. Knowing that Chang'e can sing and dance, today is a knowledge!

Clairvoyant looked at the scene and covered his eyes, "Lao Tzu is going blind!" ”

Shunfeng nodded speechlessly, his mind was full of the song of the little apple, this thing, it's good to listen to it once, and it's disgusting to listen to it too much.

A large number of heavenly soldiers are also checking, after all, the movement is very big, but after seeing it, I went, and as soon as I loosened my hand, Nima's, the weapons in the sky fell like rain.

Falling from the sky, the star officer on duty was in a daze, there was a sound of breaking the sky above his head, as soon as he looked up, he was lying in the groove, and quickly dodged, and when he turned around, the roof of his house was broken with countless holes, and the weapons of the heavenly soldiers fell, just like a knife.

After Taibai stabilized in Wenchang, he drove the clouds to report to the Jade Emperor, this look, he was in a daze while flying, and then, and then there was no then, he slammed, hit the top of a palace, fell down, a body of horse manure, I hit your lungs, he fell in the imperial horse prison!

Heavenly Court began to cause widespread chaos because of its concern for the Moon Palace.

The Jade Emperor also looked at Chang'e with a bewildered expression, my God, what are you doing? You say it's singing and dancing, it looks a little broken, you say she's entertaining herself, but she's dancing, this feeling is a bit indescribable.

"What a weird look!" The Jade Emperor didn't know how to express his mood at the moment. But this tone is a bit familiar.

That's right, such a nonsense song, except for one person in the world who likes to ponder, there is no such strange thing as the lack of heart.

"Nature!" The Jade Emperor is really not stupid, at first glance, from Chang'e's costumes to the song movements, he found something strange, such an alternative method, there is only one person in the heavenly court who likes to do it, and there is no doubt that the prince of the East is there.

The Jade Emperor didn't move this time, but a big question mark appeared in his mind, "What are you doing here?" ”

What's the crack? Shao Hao also wants to know, is he crazy because of his own trouble? He was a little confused.

However, as time passed, the opposite side sang and danced, stopped for a while, rested for a while and then continued, turning over and over this one, after listening to too much, he suddenly felt a little depressed.

I can't say how this feeling came about, but it's a bit inexplicable.

If Chef Qin is here, he can tell him that this is inevitable, I don't believe you go to the square at eight o'clock and listen to the aunt dance the little apple, what is the concept of dancing for two hours in a song? You're guaranteed to start with fun, fun, and disgusting to death.

If you think a movie is good, you watch it a hundred times and try it, or watch it continuously!

This is the fatigue period, which is the same as watching movies, reading novels, or doing other things, from the initial novelty to the final passive machinery, it will make people feel psychologically tired, this is the chef's method, I am disgusting to you.

That's right, now Shao Hao is disgusted, because he has already started watching it for the fourth time, the first time is very cool, Chang'e's twisted ass is praise, the second time is still good, very enjoyable, the third time is starting to be boring, the fourth time is out, it's still the same, Nima, this is a little like vomiting.

The key is to be close, loud, and noisy that they can't play on their own.

They are disgusting, Chang'e is not disgusting at all, she remembers Qin Fen's words, this is actually exercise, it is similar to long-distance running, will you run 1,000 meters to 10,000 meters? No, you'll only have a sense of accomplishment because you're constantly pushing the boundaries of what you're pushing through.

And after the dance, a group of girls got together to chatter, someone talked, the big night was not boring at all, plus there were common things, there were more topics, what did you just do not move, your expression was not good, and the singing was not on the beat, so they were getting more and more excited.

Because the night is really boring, it is rare for a group of people to get together to play, so high.

They were high, but Shao Hao was depressed, seeing that after this dance, the girl talked for a while, eating and drinking, and less than ten minutes later, Nima's music sounded!

This is the fifth time, Lao Tzu drops, he really can't help it, he was disgusting Chang'e, but he didn't expect to be disgusted by the other party, Shaohao was irritable and walked over.

"I said can you be quiet, we don't have time to chat!"

It's good that he didn't say this, but as soon as he said it, it immediately aroused the public anger of the little fairies opposite.

Although the other party's status is high, it is not easy to refute it directly, but it is not said that you can't roll your eyes!

God, as soon as he said this, countless contemptuous eyes flew over on the other side, and Chang'e's body moved, and she began to twist her ass again, thinking that he was farting at all.

Shao Hao's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, but you can't say it, Chang'e is using his own way to give back to him, he can make trouble, and the other side can also be, the dignified Taiyin Xingjun, dancing in the Moon Palace is considered a hair, the Jade Emperor is not easy to use, she is in charge of her territory here.

Just as he was about to speak, a cloud flew from the sky, and a female voice came from Shao Hao's ear, and his heart suddenly burst into joy.

"What are you doing? What a system! ”

The Queen Mother has arrived, and a woman tearing around Chef Qin is about to break out, no, the goddess war is about to break out! (To be continued.) )