Chapter 13 The spit that destroys the three views

86_86827 Bai Father, Bai Mother, looked at Bai Sitang's house suspiciously, and Bai Sitang said a lot of strange words in a very funny voice.

"High-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation; Cold, glamorous, noble and down-to-earth, fashionable and beautiful, small and fresh. That's right, I am Tang Sanzang, the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry. Datang civil servant, with a Chang'an hukou, is an innocent girl, a mature young wife, and a charming aunt...~ As long as it's the girl I like in Tangtang? Which one will say no? ….”

In a funny tone, he said a long list of opening remarks in one breath

I took a sip of water, turned on the replay, and listened to it again

Nodding with satisfaction, this time it's okay, it's much better than before.

Although there are a variety of magic sounds, there will still be various problems when recording, such as a large number of sentences saying and forgetting words, and subconsciously using the original voice to say.

It took 6 recordings at the beginning to be completed, and Bai Sitang was also drunk, but fortunately, it was just the beginning, and when he got familiar with it later, the efficiency would definitely be improved.

I was busy messing around all morning, and after installing the equipment, I was in a hurry to record a short clip to see how it looked. Now it seems that the sound quality is not bad, enough for the big laughing workshop.

Open the origin, the first results of 'Breaking the Firmament' have come out, but he has been busy with various things and has not had time to see it.

One of the most important indicators to measure a book is to look at the results of subscriptions, and the top is the most important thing.

Seeing the results, there was a burst of ecstasy, which was really unexpected.

"Breaking the Firmament" has a collection of 50,000, according to the general fantasy subscription ratio, conservative estimates, almost every 30 or so collections will have a subscription. That is, if the score is not too watery, the first top of the sky will be at least 1600 or more. However, Bai Sitang's ideal score is above 3000, around 3500.

Seeing this number is beyond Bai Sitang's imagination

The total subscription is 27738, the average subscription for a single chapter is 4623, and the highest subscription for a single chapter is 5200

This achievement really scared Bai Sitang, and he was not the only one who was surprised

Dragon's Firmament, the largest online novel exchange website in China, has a large number of authors, and they discuss various issues about online texts in it every day.

Every time a new book is put on the shelves, it will be collected by some people, counted, and then uploaded to the dragon's sky for reference.

When the number jù that was put on the shelves yesterday was announced, everyone was blinded, and this number jù was too terrifying.

Everyone knows that the results of Breaking the Sky will definitely not be low, but they definitely didn't expect it to be such an exaggeration.

'Breaking the Sky' exceeded 5,200 for the first time in 24 hours!

A set of numbers is like a huge ancient clock, hitting people's hearts fiercely, echoing endlessly

Compared with 'Breaking the Sky', there are some of the first top numbers below that do not break 100, which seems to be extremely sad.

According to the division of the origin, for every thousand words, the author can get 1 cent. A chapter is generally around 3000 words, which is 3 cents. The total subscription of 6 chapters has reached 27,000, that is to say, Bai Sitang's current income is around 800 RMB per day, of course, this is just a simple subscription.

He made a top speech, thanked the readers who supported him, uploaded today's chapter, turned off the computer, and prepared to eat.

"Mom, what kind of food are you cooking?"

Bai Sitang walked out wearing slippers, he usually likes to wear looser clothes, including shoes, so he changed his leather shoes to cotton slippers just after returning home. In fact, if it weren't for the fact that the floor was not very clean, and the floor in the house was a little icy in this weather, he would prefer to go barefoot without shoes...

"White chop chicken, it'll be fine right away." The white mother's voice came from the kitchen.

Bai Sitang sat on the sofa, although the history is very shabby, but the quality is still good, the big difference between this world and the original world is that China is no longer a big producer of inferior products, and the industry is mainly based on high technology.

Bai Sitang looked at the black and white TV, there were some snowflakes on it, and made up his mind that he would definitely buy a flat-screen TV on the Internet in a while.

He doesn't like to go shopping very much, he usually buys online, and today he went to the electronic market to buy these devices purely because he was in a hurry to use them, and he had to fight wits and courage with others to buy a thing, which was really tiring.

"What kind of show is this?" Bai Sitang looked at the white and black TV, a few familiar stars, laughing and talking about something on it, and asked Bai's father. He didn't plan to tell his father about buying a TV, and he would be surprised when the time came.

"A quiz show." Father Bai looked at the screen and held a glass of water, took a sip of warm water, and responded.

"I'm one of my favorite quizzes."

"Okay, just your temperament, what are you pretending."

Father Bai glanced at Bai Sitang, this son seems to have the least favorite thing in his life is mental work, if so, that's it... However, he also hated physical labor, and if it weren't for this, he wouldn't have sent him to the art academy.

He really wronged Bai Sitang at this point, and he really liked quizzes very much.

The family was happily eating lunch, Bai Mu's craftsmanship was good, Bai Sitang's stomach was swollen, and he went downstairs for a walk.

Although the community is very old, the surrounding greenery is still good, there is a small park next to it, walking on the cute shade path, the crisp call of birds echoes in the branches.

A big yellow fat cat, lying on the bench, glanced at Bai Sitang arrogantly, and then closed his eyes and dozed off.

"What a proud animal." Bai Sitang looked at the big fat cat and smiled bitterly. It seems that no matter what world you are in, the cats' personalities are so cold.

After thinking about it for a while, I sat down on the other side of the chair, and the mahogany bench was very long, so even after two 'people' sat down, there was still a lot of space in between. The big fat cat glanced at Bai Sitang, twisted his fat body, adjusted his position, and turned his back to him.

A fat cat, alone, sits quietly on a bench in the shade of the green trees in a small park, enjoying the speckled sunlight through the branches and leaves and the cool autumn wind.

Leaning on the bench, closing his eyes, enjoying the long-lost relaxation and pleasure.

Bai Sitang adjusted the position of the capacitor microphone and began to prepare for the big laughing workshop, 'What a painful realization of Tang Tang's lost youth'.

The opening lines of the first segment have been recorded, and preparations for the next paragraph begin, and there are many highlights in this episode, and many of the lines have some flavor of local dialects.

For example, in the next Tang Dynasty, the lines of Tian Khan Li Shiming will be mixed with a flavor of Shanxi dialect. It's very interesting, some simple dialects have ruined Li Shiming's heroic momentum...

followed by a large series of opening remarks, learning Ren Zhentian's tone to continue the next part.

"Hmph, my life should naturally be a smooth step, the scenery is infinite, think about it and a little excited~~ But as the so-called tree is a big move, and the face is thin, I was taken by the biggest in Datang.~"

"In order to force me to agree, he forcibly graded me and made me a monk, I wanted to go to Li Er's nun's house next door when I was lonely, but who knew that he was found out and pulled directly into the deep palace~ I swear not to obey."

An opening sentence ruined the glorious image of Tang Seng as a high-ranking monk. Shattered to the ground.

Next, in the play, Li Shiming sat on the dragon chair, wearing a dragon robe, his eyes were like torches, but he said in a strong Shanxi dialect

"Let me tell you, you only have two paths, either from me or up to the west!"

"You're going to kill me?"

"No, killing directly is afraid of causing public outrage. It's to go to the west to learn scriptures, 108,000 miles, just you, there are many monsters on the way~ I have already posted a rumor, saying that if you eat it, you will live forever! Okay, you choose~"

"I chose the West Heaven~"

"I'm rubbing! So resolute? ”

A few simple opening sentences, destroying the three views, tell why Tang Sanzang traveled thousands of miles to the west to learn scriptures... Bai Sitang smiled evilly, I don't know if this spoof business is still in the world of the mother's womb, whether people will be scorched by the thunder on the outside and tender on the inside, thinking about it is a little excited.

ps: I recommend everyone to go and see the ~ big laughing workshop, very interesting, very yellow and violent~~~~ If it's a girl, when I didn't say it, the Buddha is good, it's good~ For the sake of the student's milk, it's good to give a recommendation ticket... Well, let's get rid of it...

Good news~ This book is about to be signed, so I will 'just get it'~.