Chapter 433: You're Not a Man
If Tang Yan is Song Lin, there is nothing to say, both of them sleep in bed.
If Tang Yan is Xiaoya, there is no need to say, she sleeps on the bed, and I sleep on the floor.
If Tang Yan is Ye Zi, her sister, I don't have to say it, open another room, one room per person.
If Tang Yan ...... No, Tang Yan is Tang Yan. Is her relationship with herself close to Xiaoya?
Has Xiaoya ever kissed herself? Yes, right? Has Tang Yan kissed herself? Doesn't seem to have one, right?
However, the last time I treated Tang Yan, cough cough......
The picture is too beautiful, Liu Ming can't imagine it.
Therefore, if Tang Yan's relationship with herself has to be described in one word, that is, it is unclear!
Is it really unclear? So why did she come to Hong Kong this time?
Obviously, her affection for herself is already obvious. Can you accept her?
Liu Ming has a headache, this Tang Yan is giving himself a problem. Let her sleep on the floor and sleep on her own bed, will she call herself a fool?
Liu Ming remembered the joke.
A man sleeps at a strange woman's house, and the woman sleeps on the bed with the door closed. The man slept in the living room, and she could be seen wearing very little and sleeping in the room. In the winter, I haven't covered the quilt yet.
The man struggled all night about whether he wanted to be a beast or not.
When the woman got up the next day, she scolded him for being "not as good as a beast." The man suddenly woke up to the fact that he was not a beast, but a beast was not as good as ......
If you live in the same room with Tang Yan, do you want to be a beast, or is it better to be a beast?
Liu Ming's head is bigger.
Tang Yan didn't give Liu Ming a chance to refute, and took his clothes and went in the bath. When he took the clothes, Liu Ming saw it, cough cough, a line, lace edge, how transparent it should be.
"you!" Liu Ming secretly scolded in his heart, this Tang Yan, when did she become so bold?
I can't help it, it's very inappropriate to talk about leaving now. What's more, deep in Liu Ming's heart, there may not be no ...... left behind Idea?
Liu Ming secretly scolded that he was a slut and turned on the TV.
It is said that when a person focuses on one thing, it is easy to ignore other issues. But for Liu Ming, even if he focuses on watching TV at this time, he will be distracted.
Because there was the sound of water in the bathroom.
The bathroom has no door, it's the kind of translucent glass. If you stare at the glass, you can faintly see a human figure. If you look at the glass, you can see a lot more.
Of course, Liu Ming is not such a tasteless person, doing this kind of sneaky thing to look at women.
It's just that why do so many images that are inappropriate for children come to mind? Have I really become impure?
In this life, I seem to be quite pure, and I haven't done anything that people and gods are angry about!
Liu Ming blinked his eyes, unable to understand how he thought about it. Not to mention, he didn't seem to care much about such a cranky thought, a qiē in the bathroom.
Not to mention, a woman's bath is a trouble. What can be done in five minutes is fast in half an hour, and an hour is normal.
If a woman loves cleanliness and takes a shower five or six times a day, does she still have time to sleep and eat?
Of course, such wonders are in the minority. But Tang Yan took a bath for more than an hour, but it was true.
When Tang Yan came out, Liu Ming had already fallen asleep on the bed.
No way, the TV is too boring. The big star hasn't made a movie yet, otherwise I'd have looked for her movie.
Seeing Liu Ming sleeping on the bed, a chuckle crossed the corner of Tang Yan's mouth. She walked slowly towards the bed, and it felt like being a thief.
Maybe he knew that the hotel was safe, or maybe he was very relieved of Tang Yan in his heart, so Liu Ming was still asleep.
Otherwise, with his alertness, others approaching his bed, he would have found out a long time ago.
The closer she got, the more careful Tang Yan became, the lighter her steps became, and when she saw that Liu Ming showed no signs of opening her eyes, she muttered in her heart: Is this guy really asleep or fake asleep? He wasn't waiting for me to take the bait, was he?
With this idea, Tang Yan was a little dissatisfied.
"This bastard, it must have been on purpose, otherwise how could he sleep so deeply? His kung fu is very high, I read novels, and those masters are not violent. Even if it's me, when I'm asleep, I can feel a little wind and grass. How could he not feel it? ”
The dissatisfied love began to take root, and her footsteps finally stopped, and she couldn't help but hum coquettishly: "If you want to be beautiful, Miss Ben won't sleep with you!" ”
She stopped where she was and sat down in her chair.
She observed for a while and found that Liu Ming's breathing was as steady as ever, so she couldn't help but smile bitterly: "It seems that he is really asleep!" ”
Some wanted to get closer to him again.
But at this time, Liu Ming woke up.
As soon as Liu Ming woke up, he suddenly came to his senses: Tang Yan was taking a bath! How did you fall asleep?
As soon as I raised my head, I saw her sitting on a chair, looking at herself with wide eyes, and couldn't help but smile dryly: "When did you wash it?" Why don't you wake me up? I actually fell asleep. ”
Tang Yan's face turned red, and he glanced at him and said: "Seeing that you slept soundly, thinking that you must be tired these days in Hong Kong, I couldn't bear to wake you up." ”
Liu Ming was a little moved in his heart.
This girl has such a gentle side.
He hurriedly jumped up from the bed and said, "Okay, you can sleep here, I, I'll go out and smoke a cigarette." ”
Tang Yan put the ashtray on the table and said, "Just smoke it here, I don't mind inhaling your second-hand smoke!" ”
Liu Ming was stunned.
Can this girl be so generous? The danger of second-hand smoke is said to be stricter than first-hand smoke!
Tang Yan said so, of course he was embarrassed to leave again, so he nodded and took a sullen sip.
There was an eerie silence in the room again.
But Liu Ming was very uncomfortable, because he could feel that Tang Yan was looking at him, and the corners of his mouth seemed to be cracking. She's laughing? What's so funny about her?
Of course, Liu Ming wouldn't be stupid enough to ask her why she was laughing, so he had to speed up his smoking, taking one puff after another.
I didn't enjoy that feeling much. There is always an illusion that it is like a man's back.
After his cigarette, he jerked to his feet.
A hint of disappointment flashed in Tang Yan's eyes and said, "You, you really want to go out?" ”
Liu Ming's heart softened, and he smiled: "No, I plan to take a bath." ”
Tang Yan immediately lowered her head, blushed and stopped talking. But Liu Ming could hear it, and her heartbeat was noticeably faster.
"This ......"
Liu Ming sighed in his heart, completely understanding what she meant.
But there were some things that Liu Ming didn't have the courage to do, so he went in to take a bath.
Tang Yan washed for an hour and a half, but Liu Ming washed for two hours......
Maybe Tang Yan noticed something, and when Liu Ming came out, she was already asleep on the bed.
Liu Ming breathed a sigh of relief and sat on the chair.
No words for a night.
Early the next morning, Liu Ming woke up, but Tang Yan looked at Liu Ming strangely and said, "You sat on the chair all night?" ”
Liu Ming blinked and said, "Yes, is there a problem with this?" ”
Tang Yan snorted lightly: "Don't you feel a sore back?" And I've been watching you for a long time, and I see that you don't seem to be asleep. What are you doing? ”
Then he giggled again: "You don't spend the night wondering if I should be a beast or a beast, right?" ”
Liu Ming's old face flushed, she didn't expect that she would know this story!
"Don't think about it, Miss Ben clearly told you, you are...... Beasts are not as good as hee-hee! ”
Liu Ming's face turned even redder, and he coughed dryly and said, "Tang Yan, in fact, I am practicing. ”
"Practice?"
Liu Ming nodded and said, "That's right, Tong Zigong!" I can't ...... until my kung fu is complete. What the hell, you know? Well, that's it! So, I'm not a beast, and I'm not a beast. I'm thinking about my life! ”
Tang Yan was even more surprised: "You, your kung fu makes you have to keep the body of a child?" ”
Of course, Liu Ming was lying to her with this sentence, but if she did, she had to use more lies to fill the hole.
So he said seriously: "yes, don't you think I'm amazing?" Why am I so good? Of course, it's the result of practicing every day. If I want strong martial arts, I have to sacrifice...... Something. ”
Tang Yan fell on the bed when she heard this, and shouted, "Oh my God, I didn't expect you to be so pitiful!" Forget it if you are pitiful, Song Lin and Han Yue have become pitiful! No wonder there are so many beauties around you, but you only have dry eyes and dare not eat, it turns out that you ...... Not a man! ”
The muscles on Liu Ming's face twitched vigorously, and he felt that he had misunderstood.
But there was one thing he had to correct, so he said, "Sister Tang Yan! Brother, I'm a man, a serious man! Who doesn't believe...... Who is unlucky! ”
"Cut," Tang Yan pouted and said with a disdainful expression, "I don't believe it, you have the ability to make me unlucky?" Look at the pose I'm in now, isn't it**? Do you have the guts to make me unlucky? ”
Rumble!
Liu Ming's mind was hot, and he pounced directly.
He was furious.
Being scolded by a woman, or a beautiful woman, is not a man, anyone will be angry.
What's more, Liu Ming is still a man among men?
Coupled with the fact that Tang Yan was lying on the bed at the moment, and deliberately put on a seductive posture, Liu Ming of course couldn't help but feel his blood surge.
In addition, these days in Hong Kong, he has to be on guard against other people's sneak attacks, and his spirit is highly stressed, so he needs to find a place to vent.
And now, he has found a way to vent.
He couldn't help it!
When Tang Yan couldn't speak, her eyes widened.
Of course, she didn't become mute, but her soft lips were blocked by something else.
This is the first time Miss Ben has been kissed like this by a man, right?
She thought shyly, but soon ...... Enthusiasm rises.
And she quickly determined that Liu Ming was a man, a very tough man.
It couldn't be helped, she already felt it.