Chapter Ninety-Five: It's All Liars
Fang Tianfeng didn't expect there to be so many doorways here, and continued to ask: "Then how do you know that I am destined to commit Peach Blossom?" ”
"A man shopping with five women, isn't it a murderer, what is Peach Blossom?" The fortune teller said it as a matter of course.
"You've been with us a long time ago?" This answer made Fang Tianfeng cry and laugh.
"The six of you are so conspicuous that I can't think of it." The fortune teller turned out to be more and more calm.
Fang Tianfeng said to Shen Xin, "It's here, right?" That's what he lied to you. ”
Shen Xinqiang held back his shame and asked the fortune teller: "Is it true that what you said about the eight characters and what kind of gold and fire are compatible?" ”
The fortune teller immediately said: "If you give it to anyone who understands Bazi, you will come to the same conclusion, I have studied Bazi for many years, and I will never be wrong!" ”
"So, can that really be resolved?" Shen Xin glanced at Fang Tianfeng, remembered the word "Xingfang", and blushed again, making her even more coquettish.
The fortune teller was about to answer, Fang Tianfeng snorted coldly and said, "Old Dao, you have to think clearly, if Sister Xin thinks that we are restraining each other and leaving me in the future, I will report you as soon as possible!" ”
The fortune teller touched his beard, his face was expressionless, he glanced at the dates of birth of the two people again, and said indifferently: "The two of them are indeed golden and indifferent, but just now I was in a hurry to 'fight', and I was blinded by money and missed the year pillar." One of the two year pillars is pomegranate wood, the other is a large forest tree, which happens to be a double forest, and the husband and wife are the same forest birds, and the two can be said to be a natural pair. As I said just now, the two of them are Jin Kehuo, and the wood makes fire, these two wood forests help the fire burn, and Wang Jin matches, showing the appearance of fire refining real gold, as long as they can survive the initial tribulation, the two will inevitably be refined into full real gold, and the forest is a pair. ”
Shen Xin was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you, master." ”
Fang Tianfeng knew as soon as he heard it that the eight-character year pillar would never be wrong, but the conclusion was definitely half-true and half-false, anyway, the fortune teller was the best at playing with words.
"What is 'hitting'?"
The fortune teller suddenly became nervous and said, "Since this gentleman is not a fellow believer, but he can find out my roots, he is the police?" ”
Fang Tianfeng smiled and said, "Do you think that I took five women shopping just to deal with you?" If you make it clear, I'll let you go. ”
The fortune teller smiled bitterly, but he didn't expect that he would be abducted and deceived for a lifetime, but he was planted in the hands of a young man.
"We have a six-character mantra for fortune telling, which are judge, knock, beat, thousand, long, and sell."
"I sit here, paying attention to everyone who passes by, and once I get to someone who wants to approve the eight characters, I will immediately observe the other person's clothing, appearance, temperament, demeanor and all kinds of details. Determine the person's identity, status, and so on. This process is called trial. ”
"After the trial, it is natural to knock. The so-called knock begins to test according to the results of the 'trial'. For example, if I say that she is rich and rich, and her marriage is lacking, it is knocking. ”
"The so-called beating is to threaten, saying that the two of you are destined to fight each other, and that you are destined to commit peach blossoms. Generally speaking, I knocked first and then hit, but I had a relationship problem with the two in advance, so I used it together. However, I still have real talent and learning, the two of them are indeed golden fire, and Mr. You do have these three peach blossoms, you don't believe that you can take your eight characters and compare the peach blossom book of fate. ”
"Don't talk nonsense! What about thousand, long and sell? ”
"Thousand, it's a lie. The so-called use of the soil under the hundred-year-old peach tree into the pomegranate wood soaked in rune water is a trick to deceive people, but in fact it is ordinary soil and ordinary wood. In fact, I don't know exactly how to resolve it. ”
"Long, that is, flattery, flattery, praise. For example, I said that I used my method to resolve it, and a few years later, the two Jinse and Ming, the whole family is healthy, etc., is Long, to reflect the effect of deception. ”
"Selling, naturally, is asking for money. It's a pity that this gentleman is too powerful, and before I could sell the peach soil and pomegranate wood, you broke it. It's a pity, if you're not there, I can make at least ten thousand from this lady! The more the fortune teller spoke, the more proud he became.
"Are you still energetic? If it weren't for the fact that you were so old, I would have slapped you both in the mouth. ”
The fortune teller's old face darkened, and he begged: "You have a lot of them, spare me." I just eat with a mouthful, I usually only cheat the rich and the poor, I don't do big evil things, and when I meet poor people, I don't take money. In fact, you can ask this lady if she would like to spend a little money to buy peace of mind? ”
"The more you say, the more justified you become?" Fang Tianfeng really couldn't do anything to this kind of old man. Mainly, although this fortune teller has resentment, it is sparse and unamassed, which shows that the harm is not deep, and there is righteousness, which means that he accidentally killed the wicked.
However, thinking about the poor people who were deceived miserably on the news, Fang Tianfeng had no good impression of this old liar, even if he didn't do much evil.
Fang Tianfeng was about to leave, but Shen Xin took out five hundred yuan and put it on the table, saying, "Thank you, Mr. for the approval, I am at ease." After speaking, Fang Tianfeng glanced at him, and involuntarily lowered his head, his face dyed red.
Fang Tianfeng's heart jumped, but it was inconvenient to say anything at this time, and the old liar quickly put away the money.
"You still dare to take money?" Fang Tianfeng didn't expect the old liar to be so bold.
The old liar has too much experience, and as soon as Shen Xin doesn't care, he knows that there is a play, so he strokes his beard incomprehensibly and says: "Sir, you should thank me, I will help the two of you pierce the layer of window paper, and I will accept the five hundred yuan." ”
Shen Xin's face flushed, snorted, and turned back to sit down on the bench. She put her legs together, pressed together, at a forty-five-degree angle to the ground, and placed the bag on her thighs to cover the areas that might have gone bare.
Fang Tianfeng stared at the wrinkled old liar and said, "You are not small, you are not afraid that I will call the police to arrest you?" ”
"I'm nearly seventy years old, I don't have many years to live, it's the same everywhere." The old liar is calm and calm, with a detached demeanor.
"Worthy of an old liar! was exposed and pretended. Fang Tianfeng smiled disdainfully, took out his mobile phone and called Song Shijie.
"Officer Song, are you busy?"
"Not busy, you say!"
"I found an old liar on the pedestrian street, who dared to cheat my sister out of money, you can help deal with it."
Before Fang Tianfeng could finish speaking, the old liar knelt on the ground with a thud, kneeled to Fang Tianfeng's feet, and hugged Fang Tianfeng's legs.
"Sir, spare your life! I was wrong, I shouldn't have taken money, I shouldn't have been unrepentant. Please let me go, if my body goes to prison, I won't be able to withstand the toss. The old liar's tears and snot flowed out instantly, and he cried bitterly.
At this time, many passers-by came here, and many even stopped.
Fang Tianfeng suddenly smelled a smell of mustard oil, thinking that this old guy was really experienced and had everything ready.
"Sure enough, it's the old rivers and lakes, when it should be pretended, when it should be soft. I'm a lot old, and it's not easy to carry mustard oil with you, and if you hand over the money, I don't know about it. Fang Tianfeng said.
The old liar continued to cry, but in his heart he secretly cursed how the young people of today had become so shrewd.
"Officer Song, it's okay, I can handle this matter." Fang Tianfeng said as he picked up the old liar.
"You really don't need me to go over?"
"Well, you're busy."
The old liar grimaced, handed out five hundred, but suddenly drew back one hundred.
"What do you mean!" Fang Tianfeng asked with a dark face.
"You're okay, I'll forget about it today, you can't let me waste so much tongue, right? The thief is not empty, we should at least leave something in this business, otherwise what will we do in the future? Your life is unspeakably precious, and you have the potential to soar to the sky, and you will definitely be a world-famous person in the future, and even go down in history! Why bother with my little old man. "The old liar was still a fairy wind just now, but now he has become a lewd old slippery head.
Fang Tianfeng didn't expect the old liar to be so shameless, he suddenly smiled and said, "I'll ask you a question, as long as you tell the truth, I'll let you go." ”
"You say!" The old liar quickly stuffed a hundred back into his pocket, and his eyes were like rats.
Fang Tianfeng resisted the urge to beat him and said, "The head you just said is the Tao, and you also recognize the eight characters, it must be an ancestral inheritance or a teaching from your predecessors, right?" ”
"Of course! It's not to brag to you, when my master taught me, he said that if I was born in the old society, I would definitely be able to take over his class and become a 'grandfather'! It's a pity that I was born in a new society of all evils. The old liar sighed.
"That's a lot of nonsense! Since you all rely on deception in this industry, including palmistry, feng shui, etc., are there any people who can spell, understand supernatural powers, or have magical abilities? ”
"Spells? Avatar? Magical abilities? The old liar smiled, "I have been in the industry for forty or fifty years, and who has never seen fortune tellers, physiognomy, bones-touching, and feng shui?" Without exception, all are liars! My master was a 'grandfather' in the old society, and he gave the spy leader Dai Li's eight characters, but he ran away after the approval was finished, and was almost killed by Dai Li. He's well-informed, right? I've never seen any magic powers, it's all a trick to deceive. ”
"In other words, there are no true immortals in the world?"
"Absolutely nothing! is like Dongfang Song, who is rumored to be very godly, insiders know it, and if you check how he escaped from the treasure island like a lost dog, you will know what kind of goods he is. "The old liar is sure.
Fang Tianfeng was secretly happy.
Even the old liar and his master decided that there was none, which meant that Fang Tianfeng was the only person in the world who had magical abilities.
"Alright, let's go. Next time I let you go, I won't be so polite! Fang Tianfeng said.
The old liar wiped the sweat from his face, said thank you, and then solemnly rolled up a piece of paper with a gossip diagram on the table, put it in his arms and took it away, and the rest was not, turned around and left.
Fang Tianfeng returned to sit on the bench, and Shen Xin moved to his side and sat side by side with him.
Thinking of what Shen Xin had said before and the words of the old liar, Fang Tianfeng felt hot in his heart.
"Don't move, let me lean for a while, so I will feel that you belong to me." Shen Xin closed his eyes and gently leaned against Fang Tianfeng.
Fang Tianfeng sighed secretly in his heart and let Shen Xin lean on.