When he came out of the sub-bureau, Mu Shuang'er kept following Jiang Shaoyou for some reason, and he didn't speak, just followed Jiang Shaoyou with his head stuffy.

Jiang Shaoyou stopped, turned his head to look at Mu Shuang'er curiously, and asked, "Officer Mu, why are you following me?" It can't be because you wronged me just now, so you feel guilty and want to invite me to dinner, right? Hehe...... You're so kind, it's nothing, I won't mind what just happened! ”

Mu Shuang'er rolled her eyes speechlessly and said, "I said...... Do you dare to be more narcissistic? When did I say I was going to invite you to dinner? ”

Jiang Shaoyou said disapprerovingly: "Then why don't you invite me to dinner, but you keep following me?" You want me to treat you to dinner...... Uh, don't look at your appearance, but your temper is really bad, so I will never pursue you, please die of this heart! ”

"You ......" Mu Shuang'er immediately looked like she was going to eat people when she heard this, and said through gritted teeth: "Jiang Shaoyou, don't think that women all over the world will have a crush on you!" What's the matter that you don't like me...... I can't look down on you yet! ”

Jiang Shaoyou breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It turns out that you don't have a crush on me!" Then I'm relieved...... In that case, then don't follow me, let's take your Yangguan Road, and I'll cross my single-plank bridge. ”

Jiang Shaoyou turned around and flashed, but he didn't think about it, and was blocked by Mu Shuang'er's dodge, so he could only say helplessly: "I said eldest sister...... What the hell are you trying to do? You don't want to invite me to dinner, and you don't want me to invite you to dinner, but you won't let me go......"

Mu Shuang'er said angrily: "Who do you call the eldest sister?" Where am I big! ”

"Where are you...... Uh......" Jiang Shaoyou subconsciously looked down, glanced at Mu Shuang'er's pair of suckling pigeons, and then glanced sideways at the two high raised mounds behind Mu Shuang'er, and then smiled obscenely and said, "I see that you are big everywhere, okay!" ”

At this time, a group of five or six uniformed policemen happened to come back from a mission outside, and when they passed by the two of them, they were all stunned when they heard Jiang Shaoyou's unscrupulous teasing words.

Nima ...... Who is this buddy? is so violent, even the number one hot hand goddess in the Shamen police world dares to laugh?

I rub ...... It's not like no one dared to laugh at Mu Shuang'er before, but these tiger youths almost all died without exception, and each of them ended up extremely miserable, I heard that there is a buddy who is still living in the hospital until now, and the source of the trouble has also been kicked to a mess, it is said that that thing is completely useless, not even peeing, it is estimated that it can only be cut off and fed to the dog!

This guy must not know the details of the goddess of spicy hands, and he dares to say such a frivolous thing to her face...... I guess this guy won't end up much better!

Mu Shuang'er was so angry that she almost spurted out a mouthful of blood...... In a frenzy, I want to pull open my shirt and pull out a gun, and shoot this color embryo directly!

Jiang Shao's eyes were quick, and he hurriedly grabbed Mu Shuang'er's little hand that had reached into the placket, and then came to her side and said with a smile: "Okay...... I won't tease you anymore! I know what you're trying to do with me...... Don't you just want me to help you with this pair of pigeons? That's fine, but ...... My fee is very expensive! Oh...... By the way, since you still want to do further conditioning, then pay the previous examination fee first! ”

"You dare to ask me for a consultation fee!"

Mu Shuang'er didn't deny her purpose, but when she heard that Jiang Shaoyou was brazenly asking her for any inspection fees, she immediately went crazy again, smashed Jiang Shaoyou's hand away, and said, "Did I ask you to check me before?" You did it yourself, and you finished the left and right, and the light was not finished, and then pinched and kneaded...... I was taken advantage of by you, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, you eat and wipe clean, and you don't talk about walking with your legs...... And now you want me to give you money! You...... You...... How can you be so shameless! ”

When the policemen next to them heard Mu Shuang'er's earth-shattering complaints, they all looked at Jiang Shaoyou in a daze as if they had just been beaten by a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and the admiration in their hearts was suddenly like the water of the Yangtze River......

Idol! Talent...... Nima, this guy not only dares to be a goddess of light and hot hands in public, but also has done so many amazing things! Even the goddess's pigeon was played with by him...... I'll go...... And it's still played left and right! I even pinched and kneaded it for a long time...... Nima, why aren't buddies greedy for such good things?

Although there has long been a saying in the police circles: "Cherish life, stay away from the goddess of hot hands". However, the suckling pigeon of this spicy hand goddess is on point, and it is also what many police cattle usually talk about when they communicate quietly in private. Almost every able-bodied policeman has secretly fantasized about it...... I fantasize that one day I can hold the perfect pair of suckling pigeons of the goddess of spicy hands in my hands, play with it as much as I want, and pinch it as much as I want......

However, fantasy is just fantasy after all, as long as you don't want to turn yourself into a cripple, now in the police circle of Shamen, no one dares to have any bad thoughts about this hot hand goddess, but I didn't expect it...... Now there is a person who has really achieved what their hearts have always longed for, but they have not dared to do.

And the most outrageous thing is...... After doing such an amazing thing, not only was he not beaten to death by the goddess of hot hands, but he also had the courage to ask the goddess of hot hands for money, and the goddess of hot hands actually seemed to be very resentful towards him...... I'll go, is this woman really a spicy hand goddess? When will the goddess of hot hands become as resentful as a little woman? And this talent who can turn the goddess of spicy hands into a little woman, after eating and wiping it clean, he still has to abandon the goddess from beginning to end! How can this prevent them from worshipping Jiang Shaoyou so much!

A few buddies, when they imagined the scene of holding the goddess's pigeon in their hands and playing with it at will, they immediately couldn't help but secrete a lot of saliva madly in their mouths.

Mu Shuang'er heard the sound of "goo-goo-goo" swallowing saliva behind her, and then she realized that there were still people watching the excitement on the side, and what she just said was really very ambiguous, and she probably didn't know what it was interpreted by this group of impure animals!

"...... What are you looking at here? ”

Mu Shuang'er turned her head and glared at the male colleagues, her eyes immediately widened angrily, and she roared murderously: "Look at me with that kind of look again, be careful that this girl will blow up and down your heads together!" ”

"Uh......"

Hearing this, several male policemen involuntarily clamped their legs...... It seems that this is still the original goddess of hot hands! That's what she is...... Get! Cherish life and stay away from the goddess of hot hands! We're not the buddies of the cow fork, it's better to stay away from her, so as not to suffer an unwarranted disaster!

Several male policemen were so scolded by Mu Shuang'er that they didn't even dare to let out a fart, and immediately turned their heads and fled, but there were still people who looked back at Jiang Shaoyou from time to time, as if they wanted to remember the appearance of this bull man, and they would have to ask for advice in the future...... Even the goddess of hot hands can be subdued, so as long as our buddies can learn a trick and a half from him, and indulge in flowers in the future, it will not be like a fish in water!

"Okay...... You say, how much money do you need to help me? ”

In the end, Mu Shuang'er compromised, the pigeon on both sides is not the same, which others may not see, but she herself is very clear, so she is often entangled in her heart.

Because of this, whenever a man glances at her, Mu Shuang'er will be very angry, always suspecting that others will see that there is something wrong with her and secretly laugh at her. So, every time someone stares at her, they can't stop watching it...... Then this person's fate will be miserable.

It's not that she hasn't seen doctors and people from beauty salons, but those people don't have any good ways to help her correct, at most, they use the method of filling silicone to fill the pigeon on her left side to make it bigger. But Mu Shuang'er couldn't accept it at all, and she wasn't used to having something else in her body.

And this time, Jiang Shaoyou said that she could balance the suckling pigeons on her left and right only by using the method of acupuncture, which made her immediately tempted, so she would follow Jiang Shaoyou all the time after the matter was over.

Originally, she felt that she had been taken advantage of so much by Jiang Shaoyou, but now it was already good if she didn't kill him with a single shot, and it was just right for him to treat herself, and she didn't want to pay any more for the consultation. But seeing Jiang Shaoyou's virtue of being a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, he thought about it if he missed this time, and he didn't know if he could be cured in the future...... I had no confidence in my heart, so I had to take the initiative to take a step back.

"That's right!" Jiang Shaoyou nodded with satisfaction and said, "Actually, the amount of consultation fee is not the key, the key is that I need a sincere attitude!" Don't forget...... Now I'm not your person involved, and you're not a cop! If you want to come to me for treatment, you need to have the attitude that a patient should have, and you must have enough respect for your doctor at the beginning, right? Do you see which patient goes to the hospital to see a doctor, and dares to be fierce with the doctor, shouting and shouting to kill at every turn? ”

In order to cure his own problem, Mu Shuang'er was beaten by Jiang Shaoyou's foaming mouth, but he could only grit his teeth and endure it, and finally had to put on a stiff smile, but he had already secretly sworn in his heart that after he got well, he would have to repair this bastard severely!

When Jiang Shaoyou finally finished speaking, Mu Shuang'er said pitifully: "I was not good just now, I apologize to you, then ...... Dr. Jiang, what do you see...... Can you help me heal me now? ”

Mu Shuang'er didn't know that the male policemen who were watching the excitement on the side just now were hiding in an office upstairs and looking at them with binoculars, and just saw the scene of Mu Shuang'er apologizing to Jiang Shaoyou pitifully, and the glasses of several animals suddenly shattered again......

Idol! Dude, I'll go to him tomorrow to apprentice......

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