It's still the familiar "Honkai" painting style, and it's still the familiar decadent male voice.

The anti-dog anime has spread to the present, and even many comic friends have begun to like this peculiar style of painting, and many girls have fallen in love with this decadent and lazy voice.

There are countless bold statements on the screen, such as "anti-dog, I want to give you a monkey".

Of course, at a time when the danmaku network is not particularly mature, there are still some people such as keyboard fighters who have started to discuss biological questions such as "why "dogs" give birth to "monkeys" and other biological questions.

The story is not long, but the content is very rich, so at the beginning, the audience listened attentively to the anti-dog and began to "tell itself".

I remember it was my first day of high school.

With the ringing of the familiar class bell, in the first class of the new semester, the scene of routine is staged.

"Let's introduce ourselves."

As the teacher's voice fell, students with young faces walked up to the stage and began to introduce themselves.

"My name is Bao Banana, and my hobby is singing."

"My name is Xiao Apple, and my hobby is painting."

[Singing? Draw? 】

[It's too superficial, it's too superficial! 】

[If the fate of the country is handed over to such a person, it will definitely be doomed! 】

[Hurry up and it's my turn!] Let them know what makes a good high school student and should have a hobby! 】

"Here's student number 22."

[It's my turn!] 】

"I" walked up to the podium and looked at the audience with an indifferent face, with no concealment of superficiality in my eyes. The contempt of the aspiring high school kids.

"My name is Ma Proud."

[Listen. Fools in the audience. That's what high quality is. That's the gap. 】

"My hobby is to be a teacher's right-hand man, assistant...... (Echo part, please pay attention)"

The students who had just taken the stage all showed shocked expressions.

Ma proudly stood on the stage with a smug smile.

[Teacher, praise me! 】

[Fools, be jealous of me! 】

[You can't have thought of such a valuable answer!] 】

But the next moment. Those classmates burst into laughter.

Ma Pride couldn't understand the guys' reaction at all.

What are they laughing at?

[That's when I learned that the minds of geniuses, those stupid wastes, can't be understood.] 】

At this moment, almost everyone who was watching this short anime, especially the students, felt extremely disobedient.

Isn't it, does this kind of thinking really exist?

It's terrible, isn't it, there is a student's hobby to be a teacher's right-hand man?

It's more disgusting than incomprehensible......

If it's flattering words, it's just that, but how do you think that this horse is really proud of it?

Sure enough, the characters created by the anti-dog are not something that ordinary people like them can understand.

With the ringing of the bell for the end of class.

The students whose hobbies were listening to songs and painting all got together, but Ma Hao stayed alone. looked at the gang with disgust.

[At the end of class, I can see a group of chirping guys getting together.] Films that discuss capitalism. There are also anime in villain books. 】

"Hey, did you watch the latest episode?"

"Of course! That famous line, Ada Ya Da Ha pressure the library, to fall and fall to destroy the fall......"

"It's handsome!" (chorus)

[Pathetic! It's so pathetic! 】

[Chinese Textbook, Grade 7 Volume II, Unit 2, Lesson 7, "The Last Lesson" teaches us that the most shameful act of the evil fascists to oppress the French people is to force them to learn German! 】

[And these guys who are in a hurry to see things in foreign languages are slaves and traitors! ] 】

[The education department has arranged such a course for us, and only a genius like me can appreciate the true meaning! 】

"Class representative, come to the office."

Ma Pride, who was still disgusted and unhappy, saw that the head teacher was coming, and immediately changed to a bright smile, and said in a gentle voice.

"Okay teacher, I'll come now."

As soon as the teacher left, a proud and arrogant expression appeared on his face.

[Be jealous as much as you want.] 】

[Those shitty people will never be like me, and be the representative of the "English" class, right? 】

When he arrived at the office, the teacher took out a stack of notebooks and gave it to him.

"Ma Hao, this is a group work, and the members of the group will analyze an English movie together. You go and set it up. ”

"Yes teacher, I will complete this task seriously!"

[This cooperative operation began to be implemented under my excellent management. 】

[But a huge question came at me - I was going to analyze the movie with those shitty people? 】

On the same day, Bao Banana found him, "Hey, Ma Proud, tomorrow I will go to Xiao Apple's house and go to the movies." ”

[Although I don't want to listen to their idiotic analysis at all, the Chinese text "On the Passage of Qin" taught me that it is a wrong behavior to burn the words of a hundred schools of thought to be foolish. 】

So the next day, Ma Hao went to Xiao Apple's house.

When he arrived, he noticed that the others were already watching the movie.

"OH~ shredded meat, put yourself in a pose and I'll paint you an oil painting."

"Okay~Jack."

[This foreign woman is not wearing clothes!! 】

"What website are you looking at!?"

Xiao Apple said expressionlessly: "This is a "turtle". ”

"Isn't that the blocked website?"

"It's okay to climb over the wall, what's all the fuss."

"The relevant departments specially blocked it, it must be because it will poison our hearts!"

[Sure enough, the picture is pornographic! It's even disguised as oil painting art! 】

[A genius like me accidentally participated in illegal activities? 】

"I'm going to sue the teacher about this!"

"Huh?"

So Ma Hao ran to the school crying.

"Teacher, my team members actually used illegal software to look at things in the turtle!"

The teacher was also taken aback when he heard this, "What! Do my homework and actually use circumvention software to see "turtles"? Really, really...... Too much effort. ”

Looking at the teacher with an extremely relieved expression, Ma Hao felt completely disappointed.

【What! How could she allow such illegal acts? 】

[This kind of person can actually become a people's teacher?!] 】

[Pathetic! It's so pathetic! 】

From that day on, I aspired to be a people's teacher!

Such a daunting task......

[Sure enough, only a genius like me can complete it!] 】

After that, I saw words such as "reduce the burden", "personalized training", and "resist rigid learning" often appeared in the newspapers.

I certainly have no objection to these.

I also think that those art classes and music classes should have been taken off a long time ago.

I am full of great hope for the future of education.

Because it said on TV: "The new curriculum is so good, it makes the children full of personality and vitality...... Then let's talk about the crisis situation in education abroad. ”

―10 Years Later―

It's the familiar class bell again.

[This is my first day of coaching. 】

"Dear students, from today on, I will be your homeroom teacher, Ma Proud."

[I'm curious about what is the difference between these children who have grown up under the new curriculum standards and before? So I put it to the test. 】

"Next, I would like to ask the students to introduce themselves."

【Nervous~~】

"My name is Li Reading, and my hobby is to be a teacher's right-hand man."

[Hey!?] (Surprise)

"My name is Chen Report, and my hobby is to be a teacher and a hard-working class representative."

"My name is Wang Biaobing, and my hobby is to be a good student committee with peace of mind as a teacher."

Suddenly, my heart was full of joy!

At that moment, I felt the progress of education. 】

[At that moment, my heart was filled with warmth. 】

[I know, those stupid craps are gone......]

Along with the ending remarks of this time, Anti-Dog brought the ending ED song for the first time.

It's also like the rhythm of two-dimensional music.,The song is as aesthetically pleasing as anime.。 However, at the same time, it also seems to be telling something like the anime content.

“Wearejunk,junkoffool”

"Lost in other people's paths, others are lost in my fog"

“Wearemonkey,monkeyinzoo”

"The food that I thought was offered by others was treated as a plaything by others"

"That's what it's all about, wejustjunk"

"Ideals are just jokes"

"So junk chose to give up, stupid [beep~~] chose to stick to the end, foundit"

"JUNK chooses money, silly [beep~~] chooses dreamallaboutit"

"Now the two stupid [beep~~] are here, I hope JUNK doesn't care"

"Thanks to the country, I learned to give up my ambitions and fantasize about success"

"Thanks to the teacher, let me line up, go to class, take the civil service exam, and work part-time"

"I feel so relaxed, not as tight as before"

"Life is like this way, like 7 o'clock every day" (to be continued......

PS: Light rain friendly tips

Personally, I really like the work of Anti-Dog

But this update speed lion is very cruel

But to be honest, because it is too short, it is difficult for Xiaoyu's text to clearly express the tone of the big characters and inner monologue

If readers are interested in this, they can check out the original anime, which is really good and full of irony

I heard that it has been updated again recently? Xiaoyu will go to chase the change first