Chapter Twenty-Four: The White Cat Is Hitting Mice with a Brick
Bai Yujing had a dream this night, the dream began with a panicked and noisy scene, he and his girlfriend were in a hurry to do something, but the rental room was full of friends, they were drinking, playing cards, eating hot pot, and there was no intention of leaving, and then his girlfriend pulled him to a small room with only one bed.
Just as he was about to take advantage of the opportunity, a girl with a cat tail and a black mask walked in and called them out to play cosplay, and his girlfriend didn't know when he became Deng You, Deng You glanced at himself strangely, turned around and went out, Bai Yujing was very dissatisfied, reached out to grab Catwoman, uncovered her mask, and found that Catwoman was actually Yuan Zixia, Bai Yujing suddenly felt particularly guilty and embarrassed.
Then he woke up.
I found myself being held sideways in my arms by a girl, and the girl's breath tickled my ears. And I'm still a cat.
Bai Yujing suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of powerlessness, just like the helplessness in the face of the darkness of the night, he was now a white cat, in this familiar and strange planet, he didn't even have the confidence to judge the time and place.
Taking advantage of the opportunity is naturally delusional, and it is impossible for Deng You and Yuan Zixia to meet their eyes like in their dreams.
Deng You suddenly whispered softly, and tightened his arms into Bai Yu's arms.
As the saying goes, a child who sleeps at night and hugs the doll tightly is a sign of insecurity.
It's just that Deng You, as a young lady born with a golden key, will also be insecure?
Bai Yujing stretched out his left paw and gently stroked Deng You's face, secretly reassuring psychologically: "Don't worry, I will definitely help you get that guy." ”
The next day, Deng You received the love letter from the boy as usual, but this time she didn't rush to throw it in the trash, but took it back to the dormitory and put it on the table shared by the four.
"So, Bai Yu ......"
The four girls sat around the table, staring at the love letter for a while, and Feng Xiaohe turned his head to look at Bai Yujing with an inquiring attitude.
Bai Yujing raised his claw and tapped on the love letter, and then pointed to the pen holder.
Feng Xiaohe nodded and said, "Deng You, Bai Yu is asking you to reply." ”
Bai Yujing glared at Feng Xiaohe.
"What do you mean, you don't mean the pen holder is not a reply? Besides, I think it's better to say it clearly, lest the other party mistakenly think that this is acquiescing to his behavior, this kind of human mind, you won't understand, Lao Bai, you still need to practice and observe more. ”
Bai Yujing felt that his head was big.
One of the most painful things in this world is to listen to people and donkeys to point you in the mouth!
Please, before you become a good teacher, can you use your imagination a little?
Bai Yujing didn't bother to pay attention to Feng Xiaohe anymore, and looked at Yuan Zixia, Zixia glanced at Xiaohe apologetically, and said, "Sister Deng You, Bai Yu asked you to leave a word for this person." ”
"Huh?" Sister Deng You was puzzled.
"If you provoke me again, I'll let you splash your blood in three steps!" Feng Xiaohe made a gesture of splitting his palm, and then asked, "Is this the case?" ”
When Yuan, Zhu, and Deng were about to cast a "don't make trouble" look at Feng Xiaohe, Bai Yu actually "meowed" to express his approval of Feng Xiaohe.
"Ahh Does it have to be so violent? Zixia subconsciously covered her mouth and looked at her cat.
Feng Xiaohe Dale: "Haha, Lao Bai is off the line than me, counting on it?" Well, let's do it, Deng You, you ask this person out......"
Without waiting for Feng Xiaohe to finish speaking, Bai Yujing directly stretched out his claws and took out a pen from the pen holder and threw it in front of Deng You.
"What do you mean?"
Zixia hurriedly stretched out her hand and said, "Sister Deng You, Sister Xiaohe, why don't you use the white jade method first, if it doesn't work, how about Sister Xiaohe?" ”
Zhu Huafeng nodded in agreement and said: "It is the best policy to surrender without a fight, and Xiaohe, you always throw other boys over your shoulders like this, and it will be difficult to find a boyfriend in the future." ”
Feng Xiaohe was helpless, pointed at Bai Yu and said, "Old Bai, if you can help Deng You solve this trouble, I will call you Bai Ye in the future." ”
Bai Yujing turned around and walked in front of Feng Xiaohe, raised his right paw to high-five her as an oath, Feng Xiaohe's eyes widened, and he said, "I'm afraid of you", and slapped it on the cat's paw.
Deng You naturally couldn't write such bloody words, but good words and persuasion were not in line with her current wishes, so she wrote the words "stop bothering me" on the envelope.
In the afternoon, several girls went to class, and before leaving the dormitory, Deng You glanced at Bai Yu commandingly, Bai Yujing didn't need to pick up Deng You's gaze, and she could guess the half-belief in her heart.
In fact, except for Yuan Zixia's blind confidence in Bai Yu, the other three girls were skeptical about this matter, not that they didn't admit Bai Yu's ability, but that they had no confidence in that paranoia, Zhu Huafeng even asserted that even Feng Xiaohe's action would not help, maybe the boy was waiting to be beaten to prove his heart.
Bai Yujing stuffed the love letter under the potted plant on the balcony, returned to the house and jumped on the chair for a while, estimating that the four girls had almost arrived at the classroom, Huo Ran turned over and shook his body, like a vigorous 100-meter athlete, he got out of the window with ease.
Out of the door of the girls' dormitory, all the way to the south, about 500 meters away is the small canteen of the Jiangxi North Campus, which happens to be adjacent to the boys' dormitory.
During the National Day, Zixia took herself to eat here a few times, probably because it was the beginning of the school season, the food in the canteen was not bad, and there were always cats around the canteen, and rats and leftovers formed a local biological chain.
I don't know if it's because of some kind of natural professionalism, Bai Yujing can find traces of mice every time he comes to the small cafeteria, and when he sees their timid eyes, he almost can't help but pounce on them several times. It seems to be fate, and he would never think it was some kind of physiological instinct anyway.
Bai Yujing walked around to the side of the cafeteria, ready to find a hidden ambush point, but unexpectedly, a flower cat larger than himself led three cats of different colors towards him.
The eyes of the flower cat are very fierce, and at the same time there are three points of vigilance, and the situation makes Bai Yujing recall the scene of fighting with people in the early middle era.
Bai Yujing was really not in the mood to fight with a group of cats for territory, glanced at the flower cat, and prepared to leave with light steps, the other three cats behind the flower cat stared at Bai Yujing for a moment, and then stood in front of him and squatted down.
Is this okay too?
Bai Yujing has something important to do, where is the time to deal with them, he doesn't think much about it at the moment, he turns his head, and rushes towards the flower cat like an arrow, his paws are raised and pushed forward, and the flower cat "Mia" flies out sideways.
Bai Yujing pushed the flower cat, turned to look at the three little brother cats, the three cats bowed their waists and fried their hair, wow, and prepared to face the battle.
Bai Yujing walked towards them, the three cats retreated together, and then the flower cat that was pushed away rushed from behind, Bai Yujing has been paying attention to its movements, and when the flower cat volleyed towards him, Bai Yujing leaned down slightly, raised his claws and pumped over, the flower cat was in mid-air, without any focus point, and was directly whipped away by Bai Yujing, and hit the roadside trash can with a "bang".
After the flower cat got up again, he lay down next to the trash can and watched Bai Yujing with a low roar, not daring to attack the white cat again no matter what.
At this time, Bai Yujing suddenly caught a glimpse of a rat's head sticking out of the hole in the wall of the cafeteria, looking around.
Bai Yujing ignored the four cats and swooped into the grass next to the ditch, locking on to the big mouse's every move like a ruthless sniper.
Seeing that the enemy suddenly retreated, the four cats were unwilling to stay for half a second, and under the leadership of the flower cat, they ran away.
The mouse probably saw the four cats and shrank his head in.
Bai Yujing scolded secretly, but still crouched in the grass and waited.
After about two or three minutes, the mouse really stretched out its head again, looked around, found no danger, slowly squeezed out of its body, and rushed towards the woods next to the cafeteria with all its strength, but when it passed by the grass on the side of the road, a white shadow suddenly flashed in front of its eyes, and then its whole body suddenly lost control and was thrown up.
Of course, it is impossible for Bai Yujing to catch mice and bite them with his mouth, just like dealing with a flower cat, he first uses mountains and seas, and then picks them up and falls.
"Look, that white cat is playing tricks on mice!"
Just as Bai Yujing was throwing the mouse vigorously, a couple who had just finished eating came out of the second floor of the cafeteria, and when they went down the stairs, the girl saw this scene and hurriedly reminded her boyfriend to see it.
"Haha, yes."
The two stopped and stood there to watch, Bai Yujing fell a few times, he was already a little impatient, saw half a brick on the side of the road, didn't think about it, picked up his paws and smashed down at the mouse.
The little couple was dumbfounded, their mouths open: "......" What's the situation, now the cats have started to catch mice with tools?
After Bai Yujing finished dealing with the mouse, he dragged it and disappeared into the woods.
"Did you just see that white cat smashing mice with bricks?"
The girl still looked at the scene of the incident with a blank expression, and asked her boyfriend, who was also sluggish next to her.