Chapter 100: Don't move, wait for me in bed
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Li Mengnan took the bus back to school and had already finished the meal in the school cafeteria, so he had to buy a pack or two of instant noodles downstairs in the dormitory, intending to deal with a mouthful.
Just when he plugged in the kettle to boil water, the mobile phone suddenly rang again with the ringtone of the long "lady" of Peking Opera.
It was Wu Ansu who called.
Li Mengnan grabbed his mobile phone without looking at it, lay on the bed and said with a smile: "Armed police officer, it's been like a day since you saw it so soon?" ”
"Get out! Shut your stinky mouth for me! ”
Wu Ansu on the other side of the phone was thunderous, and the receiver of the mobile phone was buzzing with this voice.
Li Mengnan hurriedly put the phone away from his ears, God knows what kind of madness this female Tyrannosaurus rex is having, he doesn't seem to have offended her......
"Armed police officer, you ...... Coming to the Great Aunt? If it is a woman who is a few days a month, Li Mengnan will understand.
"Come on, you big-headed ghost! Let me ask you, what kind of mess is there in the USB flash drive you gave me? ”
It took a long time to do it, and it turned out to be because of that USB flash drive......
Li Mengnan could probably imagine the anger on Wu Ansu's face on the other side of the phone, and couldn't help snickering, he didn't tell Wu Ansu about the contents of the USB flash drive before, just to see how she would react.
It turned out that Wu Ansu's reaction was similar to what he expected, and at the age of twenty-six, she was still so innocent, which was really in contrast to her Tyrannosaurus rex-like temper......
"Armed police officer, have you seen what is inside?"
"Yes, not only did I see it, but my mother happened to be mopping the floor next to her, and she also watched ......it," Wu Ansu's words almost squeezed out of his teeth, and the creaking sound of teeth rubbing could be heard across the phone.
Li Mengnan almost burst out laughing, this was definitely an accident, he just wanted to tease Wu Ansu, but he didn't expect this big foolish girl to have no defense against him at all, and he didn't check it in advance and just opened it to see.
However, he didn't dare to make the gloating too obvious, and hurriedly explained with a smile: "Well, believe me, it was just an accident...... Auntie didn't say anything, did she? ”
"You have to take care of it!"
Wu Ansu didn't want to do it, every time she thought of the moment she turned on the video, the passionate entanglement of the white flowers on the screen, the high-pitched screams echoing in the speakers, and the eyes of her mother behind her as if she had seen a ghost, she wanted to get into the crack in the ground immediately and never come out again.
This is also a loss that at home, there are no outsiders except for her mother, and if she comes out like this in the police office, she may not be able to wash it even if she jumps into the Yellow River.
"Armed police officer, I'm a good person......" Li Mengnan hurriedly said that he was very innocent.
"Phew! Would a good person take such a nasty thing with him? ”
"Dirty? The desire of humanity is the way of heaven...... Forget it, it doesn't matter. Seeing that Wu Ansu was about to go crazy, Li Mengnan didn't discuss such an esoteric philosophical issue with her, and said: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not wrong, this is very important evidence in Ju Xiaoxing's case, don't watch it as a small movie." ”
"Evidence? What do you mean? Hearing Li Mengnan say this, Wu Ansu suddenly calmed down.
"This matter has to start with the end of our military training, and Zhao Yingjun, the third child in our dormitory, ......"
So Li Mengnan used the most concise words possible to roughly tell Wu Ansu about the process of picking up this welfare USB flash drive.
"Anyway, that's it...... Originally, we thought that this was a sexy selfie of the rich second generation of pickled horses, and we didn't think much about it, so we planned to leave a souvenir and appreciate it, but when I went to the hospital with you today, I found out that Ju Xiaoxing was actually one of the heroines, and I realized that this USB flash drive may be very important evidence. ”
"It's not very important, it's quite important! Li Mengnan, you have made a great contribution! ”
Ju Xiaoxing's case is full of suspicions, and the criminal has not left any clues, Wu An Suben is about to give up, but he doesn't want Li Mengnan to see a key evidence by watching the film.
Li Mengnan held chopsticks in his mouth, tore open the packaging bag of instant noodles and broke them into a stainless steel lunch box, poured hot water that had just been boiled, and said in a flat tone: "Oh, congratulations, armed police officer, promotion and salary increase are just around the corner." ”
Providing this kind of evidence is at most a verbal praise from the police, and he can't even mix up a pennant, and Li Mengnan is not interested at all.
In contrast, Wu Ansu benefited more.
"When the case is solved, I will invite you to dinner." Wu Ansu is obviously in a good mood, if she was normal, she would never have lowered her body and taken the initiative to invite Li Mengnan to dinner, "By the way, Li Mengnan, you won't go out at night, right?" ”
"I'm not Batman, it's so late, where else can I go?" Li Mengnan turned the mobile phone on the table as hands-free, picked up the lunch box and pulled the noodles into his mouth, "What? Armed police officer, why are you in the mood to check my post today? ”
"Don't talk nonsense, stay honest in the dormitory and don't run around, I'll go look for you now."
"Huh? Armed police officer, you ...... Feed? ”
Wu Ansu on the other side of the phone didn't give Li Mengnan a chance to ask questions at all, and hung up the phone in a hurry.
About an hour later, Wu Ansu opened the door of bedroom 302 with a big kick in two supermarket plastic bags full of snacks.
Li Mengnan was using Zhao Yingjun's computer to read some embarrassing websites, and thought that it was the teacher on duty to check the dormitory, and he didn't even have time to close the page, so he directly pulled out his foot from the flip-flops and kicked it on the power switch of the case.
"Armed police officer, you are a people's policeman, not a bandit, the next time you enter the door, knock on the door first, okay? I'm just playing with the computer, what if I'm playing five dozen one? It doesn't matter if you suffer a little loss, in case you are scared out of the psychological barrier, how do you want me to explain it to my future wife? ”
Wu Ansu was used to Li Mengnan's nonsense, and he didn't bother to pay attention to him, so he threw two plastic bags on the bed by the door, and all kinds of biscuits, snacks and drinks were piled up on the bed.
Li Mengnan was also not polite, he directly picked up a can of beer from it and opened it, took a few sips, and said with a smile: "Armed police officer, I remember that I didn't order takeout?" ”
"When I'm a food delivery guy, you want to die?"
Although Wu Ansu still looked like she was gritting her teeth and clenching her fists threateningly, her eyes were full of uncontrollable smiles, and it was obvious that the appearance of important clues made her feel quite good.
"Heh, if you deliver takeaways, you must be the hottest one in business." Li Mengnan laughed.
What he said was not a compliment, both horizontal and vertical were to order takeout, of course, it was a tall and long-legged beauty who was more pleasing to the eye, if it was a pimple-faced bucktooth brother, it was estimated that he didn't need to eat food, and it wasn't enough to be unappetizing.
Everyone loves to hear good words, although Wu Ansu glanced at him, he still showed a smug look of "count you as acquaintances".
"However, by the way, armed police officer, you came so late, wouldn't you just bring me food?" Li Mengnan sat on the edge of the bed with Erlang's legs on his legs, shaking his beer, and squinted his eyes.