Chapter 026: Animals Don't Become Sperm
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Beautiful women like to take selfies, this is an unbreakable truth.
As a beautiful girl, Liu Mengmeng naturally often takes her mobile phone and gives herself a few cute and cute photos, what a 45-degree angle, what is not mainstream, what is a big head sticker, what hand grabs her hair and shows her forehead, and she has taken countless photos.
"Pretty enough, your high school classmate?" Yang Chen looked at Liu Mengmeng's photo and asked.
"Those from the same school are in the same class and not in the same class."
"What do you mean?"
"The cultural class is not in one class, but the professional class is in one class."
Hongze No. 2 Middle School is not a good school, and there is only one art class, and all art students in the whole grade take art classes in one class. Since the first semester of high school, the school has opened professional art classes, and it was at that time that Xu Hao met Liu Mengmeng.
For more than two years after that, sketching together and outing together, the relationship between brothers and sisters came out like this.
Liu Mengmeng is very beautiful, as cute as a little white flower.
Occasionally scattered, occasionally tied up long hair, big eyes and long eyelashes, melon seeds face clean and flawless.
But for an art class full of beautiful women, she is not top-notch. I don't know why, beautiful girls like to study art, and there are many beauties in their art class.
Xu Hao likes to play and frolic with Liu Mengmeng.
Because Liu Mengmeng's personality is more pleasing to the eye than her appearance.
"Introduce me to you." Yang Chen looked at his mobile phone and put forward another thought.
Xu Hao took back his phone: "Don't even think about it." Although he only has brother and sister affection for Liu Mengmeng, he doesn't want Yang Chen, a rubbing man, to know him, which can be regarded as a little selfish and careful thinking of a man.
"Ouch, that's stingy." Yang Chen also wanted to continue to use the radical method.
But looking at the photo just now, Xu Hao had the intention of showing off, and he just pushed it halfway. Now I don't fall for Yang Chen at all, put away my mobile phone, and change the topic: "If I go to "Martial God Zhao Zilong" tomorrow, I will be delayed for a day, and I will suffer heavy losses." I don't know if it's worth it or not. ”
Sure enough, as soon as he heard "Martial God Zhao Zilong", Yang Chen's attention was diverted: "It's just a day of delay, how much money can be lost, it's worth it back when you sign it." And isn't there a prize on the spot, and if you get the prize, you will earn it back. ”
"What good prizes can there be, more souvenirs."
"Souvenirs are the best, and I just want a handwritten poster of Yoona."
"I also want a poster of Lin Yuna." Xu Hao followed, "However, it's better to have no clothes on." ”
"You can die."
"Haha."
Yang Chen didn't want to continue to joke about his idol, and said: "Seriously, I have dozens of promotional posters for Girls' Generation, and a few are duplicated, if you like it, I'll give you one." Girls' Generation was taken by all the members together, very good-looking, shorts shirt, sex. I feel dead. ”
"Thanks, but I'm not interested in posters. When Ma Jun left, the house was full of celebrity posters, and I tore them all up, leaving only one left, do you know what? ”
"What?"
"Fan Ye's "The Legend of Wu Meiniang" football poster, revealing the upper hemisphere, haha." I don't know what Xu Hao is enjoying.
Yang Chen turned to ask: "Have you watched "The Legend of Wu Meiniang"?" ”
"No, but I've heard that it seems that the animals watching the football game are disappointed, and the football pictures have all been cut."
"But isn't it, I didn't cut it off at the beginning, obediently, that ball, it's really enjoyable to watch, it's basically a woman in it, and there is a ball. It's a pity that Radio and Television is so shameless that they actually cut off the ball, which is still a fart. Yang Chen was reminiscing and indignant.
Xu Hao hasn't watched this TV series, but he has only heard of its name for a long time, so he has a neutral view on the scissorhands of radio and television: "It's okay to cut it off, the province will bring bad to us pure and good young people." ”
"I also know that it's right to cut it off, but the key is, why was it all given and broadcast during the review at that time, and then asked for it to be cut, isn't this a slap in the face of radio and television."
Xu Hao shook his head: "Who knows, anyway, the depth of radio and television, there are many strange things to do." What film and television dramas don't give ghosts, what animals don't become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China, cut a few Hollywood movies today, and don't show them to American dramas tomorrow, a lot of balabalas, who knows what they think. ”
As soon as he talked about the ban on American dramas on radio and television, Xu Hao became angry, there was no way, he was a fan of American dramas, and he had been watching popular American dramas such as "The Walking Dead", "Zombie Country", "The Big Bang Theory", "Breaking Bad" and so on. As a result, at the end of last year, radio and television were banned, and most of the American dramas on all video websites were taken off the shelves, and there was no room to watch.
So like many people, Xu Hao scolded radio and television a lot.
Of course, Xu Hao, like many people, doesn't know very well, and many of the policies about radio and television circulating on the Internet are rumors. For example, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to cultivate to perfection, and abortions were not allowed in satellite TV dramas, and these policies were widely complained about on the Internet.
But in fact, radio and television has never issued such a policy.
For example, the American drama that Xu Hao complained about was not broadcast, but in fact, it was not that it was not broadcast, but the radio and television required it to be reviewed first, and it was only allowed to be broadcast after the review. This policy is actually good, because many American dramas do have too much restrictive content, and they will be broadcast without review, which will affect those underage children very much.
It's a pity that Yu doesn't hide his flaws, radio and television have done too much fucking things for so many years, and they have already made people angry, no matter what policies are introduced, everyone just scolds and doesn't want anything else.
……
Scolding radio and television, ridiculing the cut football, time flies.
Ji Xiang and the others also arrived at the old trade union, and they all met and got to know each other, so they naturally gathered together to chat and chat. Then before six o'clock arrived, the bus of the crew of "Lurking Before Dawn" came.
"Lurking at dawn, get in the car." The person who sat in the co-pilot seat and shouted was not Zhang Zheng, but Boss Song.
When he got in the car, he asked, "Why did Boss Song come over to lead the team today?" Zhang Zheng, what about this forced goods? ”
"I asked Zhang Zheng to contact a new crew, the assistant director of the crew is a classmate of his brother, and I will see if he can take over the job. If it comes next, you will have an announcement for a while in the future, and you will be able to work day and night. Boss Song revealed a piece of good news.
For the people in the car, it is indeed good news, so that there is no need to go to the old union to wait for the show, run together day and night, and naturally make more money.
"Can Zhang Zhengqiu take it down, he can't say anything?" Another old drifter asked.
Whether it is "Zhang Zheng's forced goods" or "Zhang Zheng's forced goods", it is Lao Hengpiao's joking name for the little team leader. Xu Hao felt that this kind of title, just like when he was in junior high school, the title between the second teenager was a manifestation of no plain zhì. But if you are a little plain, you won't talk about "force" all day long.
No wonder many directors complained: "The people in Hengdian have no plain zhì, and the special has no acting skills." ”
Whether others have a vegetarian zhì or not, regardless of Xu Hao's affairs, he doesn't plan to deal with these old drifters who are "forcing goods" and "forcing goods" all day long.
First, it is very snobbish to say that these old drifters are still extras for a few years, and they have no value in dating. Second, Xu Hao didn't want to, and one day they also called themselves "Xu Hao's forced goods" and "Xu Hao's forced goods". It's just a harmless joke once in a while, this kind of scolding mantra, Xu Hao can't accept it.
Boss Song was already immune to the mantra of the old Hengpiao, and said with a smile: "Don't bully Zhang Zheng, this young man is very clever in his work, cultivates and cultivates, maybe he can be the leader of the group in the future, and then you will have to eat under him." ”
"Zhang Zheng is forced to be the leader of the group, and we will leave with the group immediately tomorrow."
"Haha, that's it, definitely don't eat under Zhang Zheng's forced men. Boss Song, for the sake of the brothers' jobs, Zhang Zheng must not be forced to be the leader of the group, otherwise the brothers will have to live in darkness. ”
Boss Song laughed: "Where there is oppression, there is resistance, Zhang Zheng oppresses you, you fight him." ”
Maybe it's because Boss Song appeared, along the way, everyone was surrounding Boss Song, bragging and telling jokes. In the bus box, Boss Song really has the aura of the protagonist of the stars and the moon.
Judging from the rules of communication, Xu Hao felt that he wanted to continue to take over from Boss Song and integrate into this small group, and he should also try to join the ranks of sycophants. It's not shameful to pat on the back, this is the fastest way to get promoted in the world, and if you want to mix in society, you can't pat yourself on the back and be slapped on the back in seconds.
However, it seems that it was because I heard Li Xiaoying and others say in the morning that Boss Song has a poor character, messes with female horizontal drifters, and is nicknamed Guanyin. Xu Hao couldn't avoid it, he took colored glasses to see Boss Song, wanted to blend in with the conversation, and couldn't get past his own high psychological barrier.
Along the way, he was so entangled in the past, and he didn't join the chat all the time.
Yang Chen and Ji Xiang are much simpler than him, the two of them just bury their heads in their mobile phones and play with their mobile phones, which is quite a taste of "ignoring things outside the window with both ears and only reading sage books".
Looking at the two of them, Xu Hao hoped that he could live a simpler life.
But he is not such a person.
"I have a tiger in my heart, sniffing roses." This is a sentence that Xu Hao remembered from an English poem, "To Me, Past, Present and Future".
……
After arriving at the crew, it seemed to be a little early, and the scene had not yet opened. Boss Song went around and turned around and told them, now waiting here.
"Playing cards, Old Song?" It was Lao Zhao who spoke who liked to tell meat jokes, and in the small team, he was the only one who was older than Boss Song, and he was embarrassed to call him "Boss Song", and they all called him "Old Song".
"If you don't fight, you won't fight." Boss Song shook his head.
Lao Zhao didn't force it, so Zhang Luo gathered four or five people to "fry the golden flower" together. Then there were a few more people, and they watched and played cards around them.
Xu Hao was about to call Yang Chen and Ji Xiang to see if the crew needed help.
Boss Song walked over and asked very kindly: "Xiao Xu, how do you feel about filming in the past two days?" As he spoke, he gently patted Xu Hao's shoulder.
was slapped on the shoulder by Boss Song, Xu Hao was embarrassed to leave, so he had to stop and pretend to be polite: "With Boss Song's care, filming in the past two days feels very good, very fresh and fulfilling." ”
"That's good, as long as you're interested, it's actually a good life here. By the way, you have found everything to rent a house here, have you encountered any difficulties, if you have difficulties, you can say, I have been the head of the group for many years, and the general difficulties can be solved for you. ”
This is said very beautifully, if he didn't know the nickname of "Sending the Child Guanyin", Xu Hao would definitely treat Boss Song as a really good person, and he would be grateful.
But even if he knew the nickname of Boss Song's "Sending Son Guanyin", Xu Hao was still a little moved.
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