Chapter 58: Robbery of the Dead Bank

And then, a whole bunch of change was revealed inside?!

That's right.

It's change.

Densely packed with coins and change, as for the 100-dollar bills, there are only a few sporadic ones.

Visually inspect the total amount of money in the entire cash drawer, no more than 2,000 dollars.

Peat yo!

You're asking Lao Tzu to rob two thousand dollars, and then... Three years to start, the highest death penalty?

Too bad!

Don't kill me, big brother, I'll give you all the money.

Are you singing?

It's really ugly, if you can sing, but kneel down and sing a song of conquest for Lao Tzu?

Damn, I think I have a good temper.

But I was almost by this kid.

A kind little boy like me, a five-good young man who takes saving the world as his mission.

You're... Actually said that Lao Tzu was robbed?!

Tell me, what does Lao Tzu look like a robber?

Isn't it just holding a knife?

Do you know that Lao Tzu will use this knife to save the world in the future?

No, it's already starting to save the world with this knife.

Li Tianzhen said he was angry.

He's just here to buy some pizza and ask for directions.

And since he came in, he has made it clear that he wants to buy a hundred pizzas, is it possible that this kid is deaf?

"Lao Tie, is there something wrong with your head? Do you understand these twenty-four words? I don't understand, do you need me to explain it to you?" Li Tianzhen said speechlessly: "Freedom, democracy, harmony, friendliness, dedication......"

"Big brother, I know these twenty-four words. I understand that now your big brother who robbed has a relatively high level of education and is a knowledgeable robber, big brother, I don't need you to explain. I know, I know these twenty-four words. The salesman was a little broken and said:

"Big brother, you better hurry up and take the money away! I know that the eldest brother is a quality robber, as long as money. It's not going to kill anyone, is it?"

"Lao Tie, I think your brain is really sick. I've said these twenty-four words, you still think I'm a robber?" Li Tianzhen stepped forward and said seriously: "Or... Do you want to use 2,000 yuan to let me start in three years and get the highest death sentence? No, I think you're quite honest, but why are you a little wilted? Lao Tzu said, Lao Tzu is here to buy pizza, you are not deaf, right?"

The movement at the gate has already attracted the attention of many people.

At the beginning, everyone was still frightened, after all, a stranger, with a big knife almost two meters long, broke in, and it was estimated that as long as it was a person, he was a little scared.

But later, when they heard that the "robber" actually said twenty-four words, they immediately understood that this person was a good citizen.

It's a comrade, it's a good person.

Especially this style of talk, it's funny!

It seems that this cosplay guy is usually very humorous.

"Start in three years, and the maximum death penalty will be understood. ”

"I said salesman, don't joke with people. Slandering people as robbers is a crime!"

"It's just, you look at this cosplay guy, he doesn't look like a robber, and as soon as people come in, they say they want a hundred pizzas, and you're fine. Immediately open the cash register and send the money to the people, but they don't want it. You said... Why are you so bad?"

"Damn, a hundred pizzas? Could this little brother be the rumored big stomach? I'm going, it's not going to be a food broadcaster, right? Let's have a hundred pizzas to start with?"

"Make a point, don't take the topic too seriously. I feel that this salesman has bad intentions, and people are clearly here to buy things, so he has to slander him as a robber and give the money to people. You said... The owner of this pizzeria is not there? I think the salesperson's job is at an end. ”

Soon, the atmosphere in the pizza parlor was dissolved by everyone's words of you and me, it became no longer heavy, and it seemed more cheerful, and even some people began to ridicule Li Tianzhen.

"Lao Tie, the eyes of the masses are bright, you look at me, I don't look like a robber at all, you have to slander me as a robber, or else? You call the police? Let's go to the police station to make a record? When the time comes, let's take a look again, how is the crime of slander counted?" Li Tianzhen said with a smile.

However, the two-meter-long big knife in his hand is still quite bluffing.

"Big brother, I was wrong. It's that your appearance is too fierce, and I perceive it wrong. The salesman finally reacted at this time and said with a wry smile.

"Wrong? If you make a mistake, you want to clear your slander against me? Lao Tie, are you a little too naΓ―ve?" Li Tianzhen said unrelentingly: "That's good, I'll buy a hundred pizzas, and you give me a five-percent discount, and this matter will be forgotten." ”

"Big brother, I'm just a part-time worker. The salesman smiled wryly.

"No wonder you sent me money as soon as I came in, the emotional money is not yours at all, no wonder you don't feel distressed. Li Tianzhen said again.

At this moment, the salesman stopped talking completely.

Because that's what he thinks, the money is not his anyway, and there is no need for people to hack him to death because he guards other people's money.

"Six folds!" Li Tianzhen said with a smile.

"Big brother, do you really want to buy a hundred pizzas?" the salesman confirmed.

"Yes. Li Tianzhen nodded.

"Big brother, seven folds... This is my maximum authority. The sales guy said seriously.

"Okay. For your sincerity's sake, forgive you. "Li Tianzhen feels like he is very high.

Unexpectedly, a farce could climb up the pole, leaving a lot of money.

A pizza is forty or fifty.

A hundred is four or five thousand.

Seven folds.

It can save a lot of money.

Li Tianzhen said that he has been getting poor recently.

It's still a buffet, which is both economical and affordable.

When Li Tianzhen paid the money, he suddenly saw something.

In an instant, the mood was unhappy again.

"I said, Lao Tie. Your conscience is really eaten by dogs, and you have to use the two thousand dollars in the cash box to accuse me of robbery. Can... Why is most of the money in this cash box being dark money? Feelings, you let me rob, and I robbed it? Then, let me start in three years, and the maximum death penalty is ?" Li Tianzhen said angrily.

At first, he didn't really look at the money in the cash drawer.

But when I paid just now, I took a special look.

Then, he couldn't sit still.

The conscience of this business brother is not only for the dog to eat.

Simply, there is no conscience.

Li Tianzhen's words suddenly detonated the pizza shop again.

"Lao Tie, on the pit people, I only obey you. ”

"Damn, you're the first to send money to robbers. ”

"Business guy, you want fire!"

"Peat, this little brother is too tricky. Feelings, this is to use the money of the dead, to send people to prison? Big brother, I'm afraid of you, next time, I definitely won't come here to eat. When will I change salesmen, when will I come? ”

Grave pit robbers, find out.

"Dead money?" the sales guy heard this, and his face changed drastically.

When I looked down, sure enough, there was a dark bill in the cash drawer again.

Then, frightened, he took several steps back.

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