Chapter 49: Senior Brother's True Inheritance

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Although many pedestrians and vendors around saw this, seeing that the lewd middle-aged man was full of alcohol, and a folding knife more than ten centimeters long was faintly exposed from his waist, they were also afraid of inexplicable trouble, so they turned their eyes to other directions, and no one dared to step forward at all.

"I ...... I don't know very well either...... You...... Take what model you want......" The girl obviously saw this kind of formation for the first time, and she didn't know how to deal with it, and her body shrank back desperately.

"Model? Oops, brother, I don't know the model of my big bird...... Why don't you help my brother measure it, little sister? The obscene middle-aged man became more and more rampant, and he actually directly took the hand of the girl with beautiful legs and dragged it under his crotch.

Seeing this, Li Mengnan shook his head regretfully, in the face of beautiful women, everyone has a sense of obscenity, but the level of obscenity is so low, it is inevitably a little too ugly.

"Hey, uncle...... The girl's hands are too small, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch your bird, or I'll help you measure it! ”

"What?"

Before the obscene middle-aged man could react, Li Mengnan had already stepped forward to cling to the other party's body, and a famous killing move in the martial arts, "Monkey Stealing Peach", was casually used, and he grabbed the evil lump with great accuracy.

According to the irresponsible disclosure of a truth emperor on the Internet, "Monkey Stealing Peach" is a fight to defeat the Buddha with the Bodhi ancestor before learning the art of self-creation, in addition to 100% of the male creatures in addition to a fatal blow, but also with a variety of negative effects such as dizziness, weakness, pain, slowness, fixation, etc., according to legend, when the senior brother was still the king of Huaguo Mountain, with this trick to kick the field of countless monsters, this is the "Monkey King" such a huge name.

"I'm cāo! What the are you ...... Oh~! ”

No matter what the obscene middle-aged man says, he is just a **mortal fetus, where can he withstand the blow of such a miracle skill, he immediately let out a scream that was not like a human being, his hands clenched his crotch in pain, and he knelt on the ground and bowed like a boiled prawn.

Li Mengnan's move was so unexpected and obscene that not only the girl was dumbfounded, but even the crowd of onlookers subconsciously tightened their legs.

"What's the big bird? A worm...... Uncle, there is no model you can use here, but I can provide you with a friendly building, along this road to the north, there is a shop selling groceries in the west of the road, go buy a pair of disposable plastic gloves, a pair of scissors can be used ten times, both economical and affordable......"

Li Mengnan didn't have the consciousness of picking other people's "peaches" at all, squatting in front of the obscene middle-aged man with a smile, and saying cool things with the appearance of "I am a good person".

Although Li Mengnan's voice was not loud, it was still possible to ensure that every word reached the ears of the people around him in such a crowded place, and there was a burst of laughter in the crowd, and even a few malicious glances had begun to wander around the lower body of the obscene middle-aged man.

"I ...... Exercise...... You give me ...... Waiting for ......" The middle-aged lewd man was sweating in pain, and even began to speak.

The girl looked at the obscene middle-aged man on the ground, and nervously tugged at the corner of Li Mengnan's clothes, her expression seemed to be a little unbearable.

"That...... He...... It doesn't matter, right? I think he seems to be in pain, should I call an ambulance? ”

"It's okay, as long as he doesn't move, he usually won't hurt too badly."

Li Mengnan patted the girl's arm quite naturally, signaling that she didn't need to pay attention, and then squatted down to help her pick up the goods on the ground and pour them back into the cardboard box.

If this kind of thing happens, the business will definitely not be able to continue, the girl looked at Li Mengnan who was squatting on the ground with a complicated expression, and also squatted next to him obediently to help hand over things.

"I'm cāo! You kid has a kind! You're fucking air! ”

The obscene middle-aged man gradually eased up at this moment, and when he saw that Li Mengnan didn't run, he suddenly became angry in his heart, took out a folding knife from his waist and stumbled forward.

"Ah~! Be careful! ”

The girl's eyes barely kept off the obscene middle-aged man on the ground, and the moment the other party showed the knife, she suddenly screamed loudly.

Bang!

Almost everyone on the lookers thought that what was going to happen next would be a blood-spattered tragedy, and the cowardly even covered their eyes and did not dare to look at it again, but after a muffled sound, the man who had just rushed forward like an angry beast was already lying on the ground like a dead dog, and the folding knife used to commit the murder was also thrown to the side of the road.

"You see, as I said, as long as you don't move, you won't hurt too much...... Uncle, it's not good for you to be like this. Li Mengnan shook his head with a sigh in his mouth, and casually threw the folding stool in his hand into the cardboard box next to him.

The folding stool is the one that the girl sat under when she set up the stall just now, a simple folding stool with a very ordinary metal leg round wooden plank, and the kind that can be bought for two for thirty yuan in the wholesale market and can be accompanied by a small maza.

In the years when he was young and frivolous in junior high school, Li Mengnan used this thing when he went out to help his friends fight, and he could even be called a half-folding stool expert.

On one side is a long soldier, on the other side is a short blade, on one side is a heart, and on the other side is a heartless...... So, the lewd man was tragic.

Red and blue lights could be faintly seen at one end of the pedestrian street, as if someone had called the police.

The police station has always played a role of fifty boards, and the police uncle doesn't care what you are doing, once you are caught, although it may not be necessary to deliberately hurt someone, but the crime of fighting and causing trouble will definitely not be able to escape.

Li Mengnan didn't want to waste his limited time and money in that place where he had to be strict whether he confessed or resisted, so he picked up the cargo box that had been packed on the ground and asked the girl: "Beauty, do you have a mount?" Ferrari, Lamborghini and the like are the best, if not, Mercedes, BMW, or something I can deal with it......"

"I ...... I only have that ......," the girl timidly pointed to a small tricycle under a tree not far away.

"Uh...... Well, I'm also an environmentalist. ”

Li Mengnan couldn't help but grab the girl's wrist and pull her out of the crowd, threw the cargo box into the back of the tricycle, and then flew into the front seat, using all his strength to pedal the car like a hot wheel, and a drifting girl who was scared and pale jumped directly from the path.

"That...... Can I stop first? ”

After flying all the way like this for a few minutes, the girl sitting in the back tugged at the corner of Li Mengnan's clothes, and her voice trembled a little.

"What's wrong? Belle? Can't hold it anymore? ”

Li Mengnan immediately braked suddenly, and the whole tricycle dragged three billowing clouds of smoke and dust, and the rear wheels were tilted upwards at an angle of about five or six degrees, and then slid forward for a meter or two before stopping.

"There's no one chasing after you, so it's almost here......" The girl straightened her long hair that was blown by the wind, got out of the car and took the handlebars of the tricycle, and said timidly: "Today's matter...... Thank you so much. ”