Chapter 0001: There is a female Xiaochen
"Hey, beauty, do you want to come to a box of skin and beauty capsules, this is our Miao family's unique secret recipe, one pill a day, within three months to wrap your skin white and tender, freckles on the face disappeared without a trace, a box only needs 90 yuan, 90 yuan, so that your beauty is always there, youth is eternal, it is definitely the most cost-effective deal, come on, come on, if it doesn't work within a week, return the money immediately...
Ah, you're not a woman, I'm cǎo, not a woman you're dressed like this? But it doesn't matter, I still have the golden gun pill that men need here, only one pill is needed, to ensure that you don't fall down, one night is not a problem for the ten women, the opponent who is absolutely killed is not left, and there are no side effects, a pill only needs ten yuan, ten yuan, a pack of cigarette money...
What the? You don't like women? Mom, you dead ladyboy, what Lao Tzu hates most is that you are a pseudo-girl who likes men and dresses up beautifully......" In Huadu City, on the most prosperous Chunxi Road, a man wearing a suit and a dignified appearance was carrying a dilapidated bag, and he was standing on the side of the road to sell his so-called Miao family's unique secret recipe to passers-by, but he sold it all morning, but he didn't sell a single thing. i^
But he didn't have any depression, but a look of excitement, just because there are too many beauties on this road, although not as beautiful as those girls in the cottage, but because they are generous, you see, it's just the weather in March and April, they put on short skirts that are almost short to the hips, the white thighs are at your disposal, and the translucent gauze clothes, you can clearly see the bras inside, and even some directly vacuum, the little red on the peaks is looming, This is a fairyland for Miao Xu, who has lived in Miao Village since he was a child.
You know, those sisters in Miao Village are tightly wrapped all over their bodies, and the last time in order to peek at a sister taking a bath, he was chased and cut down three mountains by his five sisters with a scimitar......
Where is there such a comfortable place now, you can watch it if you want to see it, and if you don't want to watch it, you can still watch it, how good......
But when he thought of Miao Village, Miao Xu's heart was throbbing, it was a kind of heart-piercing pain, as if someone was holding a sharp cone into his heart and stirring it again, so that Miao Xu's forehead broke out in a cold sweat, and he even covered his heart with one hand.
With difficulty, he took out a black pill and stuffed it into his mouth, and the pain was relieved a little, and after waiting for a while, it was better.
After the colic disappeared, Miao Xu raised his palm to take a look, and found that his palm had turned orange.
Miao Xu's brows furrowed slightly, how long has it been, and this Gu poison has actually been a little deeper?
This Seven Injuries Ruthless Gu is also really powerful, the pill left by the old man is difficult to suppress it, according to the old man, the Seven Injuries Ruthless Gu has seven layers, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, once his palms turn purple, then he will rot all over his body and die, and even immortals will be difficult to save at that time!
Unless you find the Seven Spirits Holy Gu before then! It's just that this sea of people is vast, where should I find it?
"Help, help......" Just when Miao Xu was sad, a voice of help suddenly came from not far away, and at this moment, the Gu poison that Miao Xu had just suppressed actually showed signs of attack again, but this time it was different from the previous pain, but it made him feel a throbbing?
This turned out to be because there was some kind of Gu that resonated with the Gu poison in his body!
In this metropolis, there are even people who know Gu? How could he, who was bent on unlocking the poisonous Gu in his body, let go of such an opportunity, so he naturally rushed over at full speed!
However, when Miao Xu arrived at the scene, a group of people were already around, and when they heard them whispering, it seemed that one of them had fainted. %&*";
And the throbbing in Miao Xu's heart was even stronger, could it be that the person who fainted inside had a Gu related to the Seven Injuries Desperation Gu in his body? Seven Spirit Holy Gu? I heard that all the women who have been planted with the Seven Spirits Holy Gu are all great beauties?
Thinking that the other party might be a peerless beauty, Miao Xu couldn't wait to rush in to take a breath, and then a beautiful love story appeared, not only did he hold the beauty, but also lifted the Gu poison in his body in one fell swoop, what a happy thing is this?
Isn't that what the fairy tales tell about princes and princesses?
Who else is more like a prince than such a handsome self?
But seeing the dense crowd in front of me, where can I squeeze in with a big bag on my back......
"Wow, poisonous snake, where did the poisonous snake come from......" Taking advantage of the fact that people were not paying attention, Miao Xu took out a poisonous snake from his pocket and threw it directly on the ground, exclaiming in another voice, ventriloquism, but one of the skills he has been learning since he was a child!
"Ah......" For a while, the crowd that was still around just now quickly dispersed, and several girls in pleated skirts almost jumped away, and when they jumped up, the corners of their skirts flew, revealing small white panties from time to time, and Miao Xu's eyes were about to pop out......
Seeing the fleeing crowd around him, Miao Xu stepped forward and picked up the cobra king that was exactly the same as the real snake, looked at it suspiciously, and then picked it up: "Who called it just now, ***, this is just a simulated toy snake, scaring people?" I hate you deceiving everyone the most......" he said, shoving the snake into his pocket.
Only he knows what kind of simulated toy snake this is, this is a real poisonous snake at all, but it was just accused by himself.
After doing this, Miao Xu turned his head to look at the person who called for help just now, and suddenly couldn't take his eyes off it.
It's not that it's a peerless beauty who faints, on the contrary, it's a gray-haired old woman who faints, this Miao Xu is not interested, but it's a peerless beauty who squats aside and calls for help.
With slightly curly black hair and a delicate face that is not like a mortal, this is even more exquisite than those girls in Miao Jiang, at least Miao Xu can't find any flaws on her face, especially the old man who is worried about fainting to the ground at this time, his eyes are full of worry, and he looks pitiful and pitiful.
But what really made Miao Xu unable to take his eyes off her was not her face, but her breasts......
The woman was wearing a white short-sleeved dress with a small neckline, but because of her squatting, from Miao Xu's point of view, she could just see the spring light inside through the neckline......
This is also to blame for her breasts are more material, at least C cups, such a half-squat, Miao Xu can not only see a deep jade groove, but also two hemispheres, and even see the lace of the underwear.
Whew...... When did Miao Xu, who had been growing up in Miao Village, seen such a spring, and he almost looked up to the sky and howled for a while......
But what made him mad the most was that the Seven Injuries Absolute Emotion Gu in his body was beating even more at this moment, it was a feeling of whirring response, could it be that this woman really had the Seven Spirits Holy Gu in her body?
Did you really find it?
It's just how could it be in such a seemingly ordinary woman?
And still such a beautiful woman?
Legends, turned out to be true?
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Bai Xiaochen is an ordinary teacher of Huadu women, today is Sunday, just when his aunt came to visit him from the countryside, he accompanied his aunt out to go shopping, but where did he think that just out of Wangfujing Mall, a group of young people rushed over directly, bumped into themselves and their aunt, and the aunt fell unconscious on the spot, and her handbag was also snatched away, in addition to the wallet she carried, other mobile phones and so on were in the handbag, in desperation, Bai Xiaochen gave up her usual reserve and shouted for help.
Soon, a group of people came around, some called for an ambulance, and some were discussing what was going on, but before a result could be made, the group of people dispersed in a "bang", and then Bai Xiaochen saw a poisonous snake appear in front of her, her face turned pale, women have a natural fear of things like snakes and rats, and Bai Xiaochen is no exception.
But soon, a guy appeared in front of him, grabbed the snake and stuffed it into his bag, and said what kind of fake toy is this?
Bai Xiaochen breathed a sigh of relief at that time, and before he had time to thank the man in front of him, he saw him staring straight at his chest, looking down, only to find that he was in full bloom, no wonder so many people had been watching here just now, it turned out that he was gone......
"That, you're gone......" Before Bai Xiaochen could cover his chest, Miao Xu suddenly pointed to her neckline and said, with a shy look on his face, as if he had seen something that he shouldn't see.
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Bai Xiaochen was so angry on the spot, why is this bastard so shameless? After seeing himself for so long and not saying anything, and now that he has discovered this, he immediately jumped out to warn himself, and made such a shy appearance, doesn't he feel ashamed?
was about to say a few sarcastic words, but saw the man in front of him jump up exaggeratedly......
"Oops, what's wrong with this old woman? How to sleep on the ground? Although the winter has passed, the weather is not hot now, this lying on the ground is cold, what should I do if I catch a cold? ”
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Bai Xiaochen rolled his eyes, and he almost fainted, what does it mean to sleep on the ground? My aunt is not a beggar, even in the summer, it is impossible to sleep on the ground, how can this talk?
I was about to scold this guy angrily, but I saw him suddenly squat down and look at his aunt with curiosity.
"Huh? She seems to have fainted......"
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Bai Xiaochen was about to collapse, isn't this nonsense? Anyone knows she's fainted now.
"How did you faint?"
Bai Xiaochen was silent, she really didn't want to pay attention to this annoying guy.
"Forget it, if you don't say it, I also know, it must have been knocked down by someone, and the guide zhì blood was not smooth, so he fainted?" Seeing Bai Xiaochen's indifferent appearance, Miao Xu said indifferently.
"You...... How do you know? Bai Xiaochen's eyes widened, and his eyes, which were originally big enough, were like two black gems, flashing one after another.
"Hey, isn't this obvious, her face is pale, this is the expression of the blood and qi, and now the weather is not hot and stuffy, and the reason for the blood and qi is not smooth can only be suddenly impacted, in this case, I can see it at a glance......" Miao Xu looked proud, as if he had become a saint of Chinese medicine.
"Can you save her?" Even though he was very disgusted with the man in front of him, Bai Xiaochen, who was worried about his aunt, also showed a look of expectation.
"Such a Jianghu Langzhong can also save the old lady, then the sun is really coming out of the west!" At this time, a group of people who had just dispersed gathered around again.
"That's it, that's it, miss, don't be deceived by him, I have already called 120 just now, the doctor is about to arrive, you wait!" Another guy who was wearing glasses and looked like a Sven beast even stepped forward, and the eyes hidden behind the glasses stared straight at Bai Xiaochen's plump breasts, as well as the delicate and transparent figure, superb!
"It's just an easy matter...... Miao Xu didn't look at this guy, and said directly to Bai Xiaochen!
"Easy?" Bai Xiaochen was stunned?
"Young man, don't be too arrogant when you speak!"
"Yes, yes, this is a human life, don't do it if you don't see it!" In the crowd, there was immediately a burst of discussion!
The man with glasses squatted down directly,
"Boy, even if you want to earn some money in front of beautiful women, can you change the occasion? Is this a matter of human life? The man with glasses had a mocking face, as if he could see through Miao Xu's disguise at a glance!
Miao Xu didn't bother to pay attention to this guy at all, and directly took out a black maltose-like thing from his pocket and put it in front of the old woman's nose.
Then I saw that the old woman's mouth suddenly opened wide, and a mouthful of sneezes erupted, and there was a black blood clot in it, but the eyes that had been closed opened at this time!
Awake? Just woke up?
The man with glasses was dumbfounded, and those who were talking about it all closed their mouths, and Bai Xiaochen's already big eyes were even more huge...... Really awake?