As the saying goes, if there is a winter vacation, there must be a summer vacation.

If calculated according to the solar terms of the original world, August is the dog days. The sun is in the sky, and the cicadas are singing. Sweaty droplets of green foliage oozed from the scorching air, some of the pewter signs were already melting slightly, and the asphalt of the school palace street was steaming with a slightly twisted heat.

But the heat is unbearable, and it still can't stop the enthusiasm of the majority of students to go home on vacation. The Dream Soul Academy opened on October 1st, and there were nearly two months of beautiful holidays waiting for them.

Everyone in the Nightshade Palace was no exception, and after the morning, the big guys went back to their bedrooms to pack their belongings. Yang Haohui, who still had nowhere to go, stayed at the dinner table to drink chrysanthemum tea and read the newspaper while reading the newspaper, just like a leisure posture of an old man enjoying his old age. Mo Meng nested in her bedroom to babble and change clothes one by one, and the skirt she ordered before hadn't been tried on by Baba yet.

The doors on both sides were opened at the same time, and Feng Haogeng and Ye Ruohua stood at the door of the kitchen and Mo Meng's bedroom respectively, speaking in unison.

"The chef is cute, I have something to consult with you. ”

"Hmm, what's the matter?" the two people who were questioned also said in unison.

didn't answer, saying that it was a consultation, but in fact, Feng Haogeng and Ye Ruohua didn't give the two a chance to choose at all. Ten seconds later, the two were dragged into their bedrooms by each of them, and half-forced onto the bed.

Another story begins.

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"Brother, what do you want to drink?" Feng Haogeng's first sentence shocked Yang Haohui's tiger body.

"Brother?" Yang Haohui leaned on the side of the bed and silently shrank his head back, "You don't have a fever, do you?"

"What are you talking about, you've helped me so much, it's right to call Brother Sheng. Feng Haogeng poured a cup of chrysanthemum tea with a smile, "I know that you love tea, so I specially prepared one for you." Do you want sugar? I have rock candy from the Brown Sugar Mountain. ”

Yang Haohui didn't dare to move his mouth while holding the teacup, hesitated for a long time whether to run away with his divine walk, and asked very tactfully: "Are you poisoned?"

“...... What is my image in your mind?"

"Lazy and gluttonous, short-tempered, unreasonable and bad breath. Gluttonous and picky eater, forcing me to change the menu every day. I don't like to be clean, dirty socks can be saved for a week and worn without washing, please help you clean up the dormitory at every turn. Spend money lavishly, ask me to borrow when the points are spent, and now you still owe me 14 gold coins and 60 silver coins......" Yang Haohui answered honestly with his fingers crossed.

"Stop, stop, stop. Feng Haogeng twitched the corner of his eye and gestured to pause, "I'm not okay?"

Yang Haohui was silent for a long time...... Then he was silent, Feng Haogeng took a deep breath several times before suppressing the idea of pulling Yang Haohui out to fight alone, and said with a smile: "Anyway, I have something to worry about now, I hope you can help me." ”

"I throw in the towel. ”

"Hey, old terrier. ”

"Borrowing money is not to be discussed, I go to the training room to earn it myself, and I have no money now because of the courage initiation class. ”

"It's not this, besides, why are you practicing this when you're bold?"

"There's no need to talk about laundry, as long as you're willing to do it yourself, I can help with the soap money. ”

"Didn't you just say you don't have any money......

"It's not good to clean up the dormitory, anyway, you go home from vacation and clean up by yourself when you return to school. ”

"I have a friend who seems to like the cutting board. ”

"Oh, that's what happened. Yang Haohui breathed a sigh of relief and took a few sips of chrysanthemum tea slowly. Then he began to lean back and then back with a blank face...... Bounced up suddenly, and a sip of tea sprayed on Feng Haogeng's face.

"What did you say?!" Yang Haohui coughed violently.

"Yes, you heard it right. Feng Haogeng pulled out a few pieces of pulp and paper, wiped his face helplessly, and turned his gaze to the side

Scratching his head, "I...... I have a friend who seems to like her. ”

At the same time, the same scene also happened in Ye Ruohua's bedroom. It's just that as a reward, Ye Ruohua asked Mo Meng and Babbling to give each a strawberry cake.

"What? Do you like Feng Haogeng?" Mo Meng was frightened, and the spoon in her hand fell off, and the babbling in her arms was also a thrill, but it was because she was hit on her little head by the falling spoon.

"Shhhhh Ye Ruohua hurriedly made a gesture of silence, paused and muttered in a low voice, "Besides, they all said that they were a friend of mine......"

No, that's definitely you, right...... The keen female sixth sense and the recent resurrection of Hitaba Ruohua made Mo Meng understand the deep meaning of her words in seconds, but for the sake of the cake, she kindly did not debunk it.

"When?"

"That's it...... In the last few weeks, my friend was not in a good mood at the time, and she was comforted by a broken fan. Ye Ruohua blushed and scratched her head, and her long ears shook back and forth.

"He's comforting?" Mo Meng couldn't conceive of this picture after imagining it for a long time, and subconsciously asked, "How did he comfort your friend?"

"It's nothing, so we slept together......"

"Ah, he still dares to take advantage of people's danger!" Mo Meng felt that the three views she had established in the past 12 years were about to collapse in a few words.

"It's not what you think!" Ye Ruohua hurriedly waved her hand, "Unintentionally, in the training room, I ...... at that time They were all too tired...... Heck, it's a bit complicated to explain, but you know there's such a thing. ”

"Sister Ye, are you ...... No, that friend of yours has a unique taste. Mo Meng always felt that she had a stomach full of things to say, but she didn't know where to start, so she only held back this sentence in the end.

"No matter how you say this, there are many advantages to broken fans. Ye Ruohua always felt that Mo Meng's eyes seemed to be looking at a terminally ill patient.

"Yes, yes, in addition to being lazy and gluttonous, short-tempered, unreasonable and bad breath. Gluttonous and picky eater, he forces Brother Yang to change the menu every day. I don't like to be clean, dirty socks can be saved for a week and worn without washing, and I can't help but ask Brother Yang to clean up the dormitory. Spending money lavishly, borrowing from everyone when the points are spent, and now you still owe me 21 gold coins, there is no shortcoming. Mo Meng said, "By the way, he seems to owe you 13 points too." ”

Ye Ruohua was speechless, she really wanted to defend Feng Haogeng for a few words, but the more she listened, the more she felt that each one was as accurate as the second hand walking in a wall clock. In this flawless remark, she finally had to give up.

"So, Sister Ye, what do you want to consult?" As a hard girl who has dirty words to scold in person, Mo Meng is not too embarrassed to say too many bad things about people behind her back, and introduces the topic to formality.

Ye Ruohua pondered for a while and slowly spoke

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"Your friend asked me how to let the other party confess first?" Yang Haohui finally sorted out the relationship.

"Yes, yes, yes, you understand so quickly, cook. Feng Haogeng nodded frantically.

"What's my business? I don't know him. Yang Haohui didn't understand the doorway, and said very straightforwardly.

"Oh, we're all brothers, so you should do me a favor, okay?" Feng Haogeng clasped his hands together.

"What can I help? According to what you said, your friend and Ye Ruohua knew each other earlier, and recently they suddenly understood their intentions at the beginning of their love, it's just such a simple thing. Yang Haohui lowered his head and pondered, "Lang Youqing's concubine deliberately dies, is it naïve or not? I advise you not to get involved, your friend sounds like a troublesome person. If you want to put it in a small talk book, it's the kind of bastard type who likes to hold a toothpick and pretend to be cool and undersmoked. ”

Feng Haogeng's face once turned from red to purple, and he took it silently

Dropped a toothpick in my mouth. Yang Haohui also realized the gaffe, and added in time: "I'm sorry, it's not you, you must be much more mature than him." ”

"Hehehehehe. Feng Haogeng sneered awkwardly, "Get down to business, talk about business first." ”

"I think it's more appropriate for you to help your friend, and I have a lot more say than I do. Think about the Eros Festival, you are a person who has collected a mountain of cocoa nuts and asked me if this dog ignores?" Yang Haohui said, "Now you and Brother Zhu haven't eaten the cocoa fruit, no matter how hard you ask the seniors, it is more reliable than me." ”

"You said that the surname is Sui? impossible, any topic will be talked about by him as a pornographic joke. Feng Haogeng said helplessly, "You actually have 21 girls who want to give gifts on Eros Day, but they were all stopped by Mo Meng, and the girl didn't let us tell you." Although you are not as good as Uncle Ben, you are still a bit of a market. ”

"Waste, 21 cocoa. ”

"Your focus is always strange, Chef, and now you're talking about me...... How is the matter of friends?" Feng Haogeng helped Yang Haohui change a cup of tea, "You and the girl are a couple in the class, and I can only look for you in this regard." ”

"Why did I become a couple with Mo Meng? Yang Haohui frowned.

"It's your business to say yes or not, I just want to know how you made the girl like you. Feng Haogeng said, "And that little butterfly, who has been coming to you every day recently, and I said that the two of you have only met a few times and hooked up?"

"Don't mention it to me, Psycho Shadow. Yang Haohui lowered his head and covered his forehead, shivering uncontrollably.

Speaking of this, Yang Haohui felt that his head was big for a while, and everything had to be traced back to the night of the exchange competition. With his own help, Mo Nuo successfully enrolled in the first class of the first-year combat department of the Dream Soul Academy, and was in the same class as Geng Yan. That night, in a drunken state, he seemed to hear something like "sleep with you", but he thought it was an unintentional ridicule from the lively senior sister, and he didn't think that Mono would come to the real thing.

On the morning of the first day of waking up with a hangover, Yang Haohui was surprised to find himself lying on the bed in the dormitory of the school palace, with a clear and dazzling scarlet on the plain white sheets. Next to him, Mono also only covered his bumpy figure with a bath towel, lazily holding his chin with his hands, squinting at himself with one eye and smiling.

"Junior brother, you did well last night. The first words that Mono said almost gave him a nervous breakdown.

After that, things like being chased by Mo Meng and cutting down a street, or Geng Yan starting to call Mo Nuo "second sister-in-law", are even more unbearable. Fortunately, in the end, Mo Nuo took the initiative to clarify the misunderstanding and admitted that this was just a little joke to trick Yang Haohui from using a blood grant and a bag of cow and camel blood.

But after all, Mono has still come to the ghost class for a few weeks. Most of the time, he sent Yang Haohui a love bento that he had carefully made, and occasionally he looked for an opportunity to steal a few strands of hair on him, and then pulled him to his dormitory as a guest at night. Recently, Yang Haohui has been almost stunned, and every time Mo Nuo leaves, he has to go back to the bedroom to strip naked and check his body. When you see yellow filaments, you take a detour, and you will be scared when you see yellow-haired wild cats on campus.

"Cook, you really don't know how to be blessed, if I had been pulled to the dormitory by the sexy senior sister several times, I would have been put on ten months of maternity leave. Feng Haogeng showed a firm expression of "We are all men", "Anyway, to sum up, there are quite a lot of girls chasing you recently, and I want to ask for advice." ”

"I really don't know what the trick is, although it sounds a little narcissistic, but you also know that Mo Meng is chasing me. Yang Haohui was speechless for a long time, and said honestly, "All I can say is that if your friend likes people to take the initiative to confess, don't like it, I think it's that simple." ”

Feng Haogeng showed a sneering expression and shook his head very firmly

To be continued