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looked at her pale and somewhat shaky appearance. Wang Yong leaned in with a smile and held her arm: "Wuwu, you don't have to be so excited when you see me, right?" By the way, these are your friends? Don't tell me about it? ”

Su Wuyue's face turned pale, she bit her lip stubbornly, and pulled Wang Yong out seven or eight meters away with her whole body, and said with a pause: "Uncle Wang Yong, didn't I let you dress handsome?" You're wearing a suit during the day today, why did you become like this in the blink of an eye? Woo, didn't I let you wear your cool thin leather trench coat? ”

"First, you said that your mother bought that suit, and I am not allowed to wear it to watch the concert with you. Second, I went to work in the afternoon. You also know that my main profession is a security guard, and before I had time to change my clothes after returning home, I rushed here after grabbing two mouthfuls of food. Third, just kidding, it's July now, and you're letting me wear a fur trench coat? It's a thin cortex, but it's summer. Aren't you afraid that I'll be called a psychopath? Wang Yong echoed her numbers one by one, sighed helplessly, and whispered: "Besides, my handsome image in a thin leather coat is already known to the security agencies across the country." Do you think I will be taken back by the Public Security Bureau for questioning if I wear it out now? ”

"Okay, okay, I'll admit it." Su Wuyue's tears were about to fall, and today she could feel how those two sharp-toothed women would laugh at their lack of taste and find such an uncle. Annoyed, he paused and said: "You wear work clothes, you can wear work clothes, usually quite straight, but how can you be dirty and full of oil?" Also, the face has not been washed, it is all black and black. This also has a dog skin plaster attached to it? If you hadn't called me by name. Miss Ben doesn't even recognize you. Uncle...... If you don't deliberately bully me like this, I clearly said that I wanted to show it to my friends, and you simply lost all my face. ”

Seeing that Su Wuyue was really anxious, Wang Yong knew that she seemed to have great hopes for the so-called show of her boyfriend this time. Hehe, a little girl is a little girl, she just likes to play these tricks. And at a young age, all of them are quite good-looking, and they have to climb higher than each other in everything.

But. Wasn't that the same when I was in high school? In addition to studying, as long as you can get by, you want to compete for the first place in everything. As for learning, why not fight for the first place. That's because I'm afraid that others will say I'm a nerd.

For a ** teenager like Wang Yong at that time, nerds were a powerful negative buff. At that time, it was cold to play, Rukawa Kaede or something, and playing basketball well, cold and cool were the most important thing. As for learning or something, it's just a floating cloud.

However, it is said that now the all-round student has begun to raise its head again.

"Wuwu, are those two my competitors?" Wang Yong glanced at the rich and handsome and intellectual uncle, and smiled gloomily: "Otherwise, I will pretend to be a gangster in the underworld, and I will knock them down without saying a word." Then he stomped on them a few times, spit on a few mouthfuls of saliva, and humiliated them. Such. and compared them to them. ”

Su Wuyue looked at Wang Yong dumbfounded, slapped her forehead, and said helplessly: "I understand, you must have accepted my mother's benefits and deliberately came to make me embarrassed." Forget it. How can I say that I am more mature than before, and if I am ridiculed, I will laugh at it. What's the big deal. ”

"Originally, what is there to compare between a few hairy girls." Wang Yong saw her fierce eyes, so he stopped teasing her, and whispered a low laugh and whispered into her ear: "I was teasing you just now, in fact, I deliberately dressed up like this, which has a strong tactical significance." ”

Su Wuyue was suddenly pleasantly surprised, with strong tactical significance? Could it be that Uncle Wang Yong is preparing to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? First of all, let those two superficial chicks despise and contempt for their pair to the fullest. Then the uncle showed his true face and scared everyone into peeing.

Good idea, it's a really cool idea. Su Wuyue patted her uncle's shoulder slightly proudly and said, "Uncle, I support you." We are high-end and high-grade characters, so we have to play some different shocks. ”

"What nonsense? Quiet, give me quiet. Wang Yong flicked her head angrily, and then leaned into her ear and said, "Have you forgotten our true identity?" The two of us, but the combination of judges who eliminate demons and defend the way and restore justice in the world? The reason why I dress like this is to hide people's eyes. Actually, we have earth-shattering big things to do tonight. ”

In fact, Su Wuyue hasn't acted with Wang Yong for a long time. Suddenly, when I heard such shocking news, my face turned a little red with excitement, and I whispered, "Uncle, you said we have an action tonight?" ”

"Shhh Do you want to expose our high-end and high-grade identity? Wang Yong instilled brainwashing in her with a smile, and whispered: "You say, with the high-end identities of the two of us, isn't it too embarrassing to go to the meaningless comparison with those two hairy girls and two mortal uncles?" ”

"Yes, yes, we're a superhero group." Su Wuyue's face gradually became solemn, and her face was solemn and noble. It's completely out of step with her today's youthful and beautiful girl's dress. In his eyes, there was a strange brilliance: "What we have to do is to judge evil for the justice of mankind." The two of them don't know where they got their uncle, but they're just mere mortals. Forget it, our mentality should be higher, and they will laugh at them if they like to laugh. We are like unsung heroes walking in the darkness, supporting the right path in the world. ”

Looking at her appearance, Wang Yong felt that he should start a cult, and it seemed to be quite promising. It's like that black paradise, which is completely a terrorist organization built on the foundation of a cult. It seems that the manifesto of that organization, what is it for the sake of black glory, for the salvation of all mankind, etc.

It seems that at some point, pulling the tiger skin of righteousness will indeed inspire human beings to temporarily lose their logical judgment. and immersed in the so-called ideal of justice.

"Hey, Su Wuyue, have you finished muttering with your uncle?" The girl named Ah Zi was really impatient, and walked over quickly with the rest of the people.

A few people looked at Wang Yong just now, it was a glimpse, and they didn't see it too clearly. But now when they looked closely, the two girls laughed so happily that they almost burst into tears.

And the two uncles who look mature and successful men, in fact, they also know today's content. I thought that the child who looked very innocent and was said to be Secretary Cai's family would find what kind of strong opponent he would find? At first, it was still curious, and it was a bit like a great enemy. I never imagined that such an interesting scene would happen.

Looking at the dress, it looks like a security guard. And it was a security guard who had just finished doing miscellaneous work, with a smell of engine oil, dirty body, and a wound on his face, with a piece of dog skin plaster. Oh my God, is he here to be funny on purpose? Thanks to the two of them in order to fight for face for them at the invitation of their little girlfriend, they also dressed up well and made some styling.

Now it seems that it is all a blind man lighting the lamp in vain.

"Su Wuyue, this is your uncle?" Ah Zi smiled and wiped her tears violently: "I can't bear it, you let me laugh a little longer." ”

"Ah Zi, don't laugh. That's not kind. Another little girl named Meimei pretended to play a round and said: "You also know that the girl who dances has no ass and no breasts, and she really can't arouse the interest of those picky uncles." Actually, I'm already surprised that she's barely able to get one, uh, a human guy today. ”

Su Wuyue really wanted to use the taekwondo she had learned to kick them hard in the face that looked like goblins with heavy makeup. But I heard from the uncle that there was a super operation tonight, and he dressed up like this completely out of tactical needs. After taking two deep breaths, I slowly calmed down.

Our ideological realm is high, and we don't care about you little girls who have not dried up. Su Wuyue ignored them, and did not dislike Wang Yong's dirt at all, and affectionately grabbed his arm and said, "Uncle, these two are my friends." Don't dislike their dress, they're so vulgar and tasteless. ”

"What, Wuwu, aren't you too shameless to say this? What do you mean by disliking our dress? Is there something wrong with our dress? ”

"It's just that, even if we want to dislike him, we dislike him."

Saying that, the two girls each hugged their uncle's arm and looked at Su Wuyue provocatively.

"Childish." Su Wuyue pursed her lips, put on a lonely and arrogant appearance and said, "Look at you two uncles, you are still human, but you are just mortals. The connotation of my uncle is something that you big-chested and brainless naïve girls can't comprehend in this life. At least, our uncle has extremely strong self-confidence, even if he is dressed like this, he will not have any stage fright when he comes to participate in such a high-end concert and sits on the VIP seat. Because people's abilities and connotations are not reflected in clothing and external objects. It's from the heart~ Uncle, let's go. ”

Su Wuyue said, holding Wang Yong's arm, and walked away proudly. After walking out of their sight, he patted his chest: "Uncle, I did a good job of the big truth just now, right?" ”

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