301 "mentally retarded" fat girl

When Yu Xiaoxiao arrived on the roof where the fat girl was placed, the fat girl had already woken up, but she was sitting and didn't dare to move, and the girl couldn't remember how she got on the roof. The autumn wind was already very cold at this time, the fat girl hugged her arms, closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and when she opened her eyes and was about to shout for help, she found that there was a person standing in front of her.

Yu Xiaoxiao took the girl in her hand and said, "Don't shout." ”

The fat girl glared at Yu Xiaoxiao, and tears quickly gathered in her eyes.

Yu Xiaoxiao felt that this girl might not understand what she meant, so she explained again: "Everyone is sleeping, you are yelling and disturbing the people." ”

"I, I don't understand you," the fat girl and Yu Xiaoxin.

Yu Xiaoxiao frowned, what did she say that people couldn't understand?

"Are you a god?" The fat girl asked Yu Xiaodao, this person appeared out of thin air, like falling from the sky, what else could it be if he wasn't a fairy?

Immortal? Yu Xiaoxiao glanced up and down at this fat girl, this girl didn't look like she was mentally ill.

The fat girl looked at Yu Xiaoxiao's hand holding her clothes, she was not a fairy, she could pick up her physique with one hand? Her eldest brother doesn't have the ability to do this! "I've been praying in front of the Buddha," the fat girl held Yu's little hand and said excitedly, "I knew that Guanyin Bodhisattva would save me from the land of suffering!" Immortal, were you sent by the Bodhisattva to save me? ”

The Bodhisattva sent to save you? Yu Xiaoxiao looked at this fat girl and thought, I am dying with the Eternal Life Temple, you tell me about the Bodhisattva? You might as well talk about the tease I sent by the monkey, so that my mood can be better.

"Immortals," said the fat girl, "I am leaving the capital and going to a place where no one can look for me!" ”

Yu Xiaoxiaomo, don't let humans find your place? The realm of the dead?

The fat girl said, "Fairy, help me get my sister and aunt out of the house, and send all three of us to one, so that no one can find us." ”

Kill all three of your family? Yu Xiaoxiao felt that she still needed to check the girl's IQ and mental state, so Her Royal Highness the princess asked the fat girl, "What is your name?" ”

The fat girl said, "Immortal, you must know my name." ”

"I," Yu Xiaoren said, "Now I ask you to answer, what I ask, you answer what, understand?" ”

The fat girl nodded, she understood.

"Name," Jade asked.

The fat girl said, "You must know the fairy." ”

I'll it!

Yu Xiaoxiao wants to throw this girl out, what is the fate of the second master? Bringing a daughter-in-law home, it turned out to be a retard!

"Immortal, go and beg my sister and aunt!" The fat girl clenched the little jade hand, and the fairy's hand felt like a mortal.

Yu Xiaoxiao asked, "Who is your sister?" ”

The fat girl said, "That's my sister." ”

Is this girl really human? Yu Xiaoxiao reached out and pinched the girl's face, her skin was normal, her body temperature was normal, and she seemed to be a human being.

"I'm rich," the fat girl looked at the jade novel: "What are your fairy names?" In the future, I will definitely build a temple for you and repair your golden body! ”

"Don't tell me about the temple," Yu Xiaoxiao warned the girl.

The fat girl said, "Then I'll build you a shrine?" ”

What the shrine was, Yu Xiaoxiao didn't understand, but she knew that she didn't want to talk to this girl anymore.

"Immortals."

"I'm not a god."

"You must be a god."

"I'll say it again, I'm not a god!"

"Immortals, don't you ......"

I don't want your sister! Yu Xiaoxiao raised her hand and stunned the fat girl again, and the woman in charge of the second house let the second master take care of it herself.

The second master asked Gu Xinglang at this time: "Master Horse, am I stupid?" ”

Gu Xinglang had nothing to say.

Yu Xiaoxiao carried the fat girl down the roof, ran to the carriage, and saw that the second master still had to be carried by someone, so Yu Xiaoxiao had to put the girl in the carriage.

Gu Xinglang glanced at the fat girl and said, "Why did she faint again?" ”

Jade novel: "This girl is mentally retarded. ”

The second master said outside: "Princess, what is intellectual retardation? ”

"It's a nerd," Yu Xiaoxin: "This is your daughter-in-law anyway, you can recognize the nerd." ”

Stupid, nerd? The second master is stupid.

Yu Xiaoxiao said to Gu Xinglang: "She thinks I'm an immortal, I told her I'm not, this girl just doesn't believe it!" Xiao Gu, when I speak, she doesn't understand a word, what is this person not mentally retarded? ”

Gu Xing was silent for a moment, and most of his daughter-in-law's words were incomprehensible.

"I said Xiao Er," Yu Xiaoxiao shouted outside the car again.

"Princess, my name is Xu Wei," the second master emphasized to Yu Xiaoxiao again, his name is Xu Wei, not Xiao Er!

"I know what your name is," Yu Xiaoxin: "Little Er, I figured it out." ”

2. Master ......

Yu Xiaoxiao: "Little Er, if this girl is not stupid, can she follow you?" ”

Think about it, yes, a normal girl won't run away with him, right? So this blessed girl is really a stupid person?

"But the daughter-in-law is yours," Yu Xiaoxiao said again, "She is growing and developing very well, you can't dislike her just because she is mentally retarded." ”

"No," the second master said hurriedly, "Princess, I don't know her!" ”

"Don't recognize?" Yu Xiaoxiao looked at the fat girl who was dizzy, and let go of the second master, with this girl's conditions, she had to be a single dog for a lifetime, "You hugged this girl and carried her, and now you say you don't know her?" ”

The second master is crying, isn't that running for his life?

"You ruin this girl's innocence, you have to," Yu Xiaoxiao thought about it, she couldn't remember the next words, "What is the latter sentence about?" Yu Xiaoxiao asked Gu Xinglang.

Gu Xinglang said: "You have to be responsible." ”

"Yes," Yu Xiaoxiao said to the second master, "you have to be responsible." ”

Is there such a lazy match? The second master was not convinced, and said, "Princess, it is this girl who follows me." ”

Yu Xiaoxiao smiled together and said, "There are so many people on the street, why doesn't she follow anyone, just follow you?" ”

"I'm alone on the street," the second master shouted.

"So that's fate," Yu Xiao affirmed.

"Princess, you can't say that," for the sake of her lifelong happiness, the second master and Yu Xiaoxiao stubbornly resisted: "You have to ask what this girl means." ”

This girl is mentally retarded, what can you say? Yu Xiaoxiao looked at Xinglang and said, "That guy doesn't want to be responsible. ”

Gu Xinglang didn't say much, so he said to the second master outside the car: "Xu Wei, you can do whatever the princess says." ”

This stupid daughter-in-law can't marry herself? The second master was dizzy, and when he ran all the way with this girl, he thought about how to survive, and he didn't think about marrying a daughter-in-law!

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