Knowing that the answer was no, I still couldn't help but sigh.

Seeing this, Ying Zheng asked me curiously, what are you looking for this strange bird.

"You're still young and don't understand, and I tell you that you don't understand either, anyway, I'm going to find a strange bird like this." I said casually.

"It's not easy, just make one." Ying Zheng said disappreciatively.

Fart, just make one, can it fly? Can it satisfy Batman's bestial desires?

Then there was a flash of lightning in his head, yes, Batman didn't say he wanted to live, why didn't I help him make an 'inflatable doll' in the past?

Whatever he does, let's do one first.

With the help of Ying Zheng, I drew the drawings and asked the most powerful blacksmith in Xianyang City to tell me my request, and the blacksmith patted his chest and said that it was no problem, but it would take a month.

I haven't been idle this month, and I'm playing a puzzle game that is beneficial to the body and mind, such as fried golden flowers. I made a set of playing cards out of bamboo chips, and made a secret mark on the back, so that I won until my hand cramped, and later, almost all the inner court guards owed me a butt of debts, and Guan Badao avoided me for several days because of too many debts. In the end, I asked Gong Lao Liu to bring him a message, saying that he would change to a relaxed position, such as a restaurant or something, and the gambling account would be written off, and he was overjoyed, and hurriedly arranged for me to go to the restaurant on duty.

If you King Qin don't go to the study, you should always eat, right? I thought as a matter of course.

Unexpectedly, something happened that made me depressed.

When King Qin brought Qiao Wen over for dinner, the Futu ring on my finger didn't even react, that is, the two of them weren't netherworld clones at all?

What's going on?

I pondered for a long time and came up with two possibilities: first, there was an invisible person present at the time, and this person was the real Nether clone. Second, the signal of the Netherworld clone comes and goes, and the Futu Ring may not be able to detect it, or this Futu Ring is broken.

I don't think it's a big possibility in the first possibility, Ding Buqun said that the Netherworld clone of the Qin Dynasty is not much different from my current strength, I am just a Taoist master, and the invisibility technique is a skill that only a Dao master can do.

As for the second possibility, tsk, that is to say, several people present at the time were suspected, King Qin, the shadow guard Qiao Wen, Ying Zheng, Lu Buwei, by the way, and that Li Si, all of whom were suspects.

The current situation is that King Qin and Prince Zheng are both eating in the restaurant, and I can see them every day, and Qiao Wen is also on duty by King Qin's side every once in a while, but Futu Ring has no reaction to these people. As for Lü Buwei, he entered the palace from time to time to eat and drink tea with King Qin, and the Futu ring did not feel him either.

Could it be that Li Si is the Netherworld clone?

A month passed quickly, and before I could get a chance to contact Lees, the blacksmith had already succeeded in crafting an iron bat. Ran over to take a look, not to mention, this blacksmith technique is really awesome, and the iron bat created is lifelike, especially the face, which is very similar to a teacher surnamed Cang two thousand years later.

At my request, the blacksmith dug a hole in its belly and stuffed dozens of pounds of fat into it, and it is said that the bat fork circle is in this area.

I think this bat doll should satisfy Batman.

That night, let Yingzheng find someone to carry the iron bat to a remote mountain, and after all those people retreated, after making sure that there was no one around, I swooped the iron bat into the Futu ring, and at the same time, my mind moved slightly, and followed into the Futu world.

"Batman, Batman!" I shouted.

As soon as the words fell, Batman flew over from a distance, and when he saw the iron bat that was one size smaller than it, he was overjoyed, and stepped forward to put his arm around the iron bat's shoulder and grunted a lot.

Seeing this, I smiled wryly: "Brother Bian, this is a bat doll I tailor-made for you, although it is not real, but it is also my heart." ”

Batman was stunned for a moment, then looked at the bat doll's face, then looked at the lump of flesh on the bat doll's abdomen, his eyes flashed, and he waved at me: "Get out!" ”

"What?" I didn't come back to my senses for a while.

"What? Would you like to see it live? Batman squinted at me.

I suddenly understood, and withdrew from the Futu ring so as not to affect its sexual interest.

When I returned to the palace guard room, it was already late at night, and the sixth Gong at the door said that Guan Badao was waiting for me in the hall, I was stunned, and thought that Guan Badao was looking for me to drink and play cards, haha smiled, and walked to the door of the hall, but saw that the door was closed, knocked on the door, and shouted with a smile: "My Fair Lady, it's better if you are not a gentleman." ”

A domineering voice came from inside: "Your sister! Is it Vincy? Come on in. ”

Pushing the door, under the flickering candle flame inside, Guan Badao was sitting on the chair with a gloomy face, and there were several deputy captains next to him, who also had a gloomy face.

"What's wrong?" I was a little stunned, this posture didn't look like asking me to drink and play cards.

"Something's wrong." Guan Badao coughed lightly: "You close the door first." ”

I turned around and closed the door and walked to Guan Badao's side: "What's wrong?" ”

"One hundred and thirty-two, Lao Liao, you know, right?" Guan said in a deep voice.

"I know, shit, he personally cut off Chang Yu's little brother, I don't think it's hard to remember him." I laughed.

Guan Badao sighed: "Do you know which part Lao Liao is responsible for?" ”

I rubbed my nose: "I really don't know about this. ”

"Lao Liao is responsible for the security of Empress Dowager Zhu's bedroom." Guan Badao said slowly.

"You mean, when he was on duty, something happened to Empress Dowager Zhu?" I was amazed. Empress Dowager Zhu is Ying Zheng's biological mother, if something happens to her, damn, it will be a big deal.

Suddenly, Guan Badao's face became extremely strange: "It's an accident, but it's not an accident, I don't know what to say." ”

"What the hell is going on?" I frowned.

"Damn, that guy Lao Liao actually got involved with Empress Dowager Zhu!" Guan scolded domineeringly.

"Grass!" I was shocked, what could be more ...... Explosive gossip?

"What about Lao Liao?" I looked left and right.

Guan Badao sighed: "If it's just a relationship, forget it, but this guy was actually caught red-handed by that guy." ”

"What do you mean by just having a relationship?" I immediately got to the point.

Guan Badao looked at the other guards, all of them had strange faces, and they were even more curious, and they asked again and again, and finally knew the truth.

There is only one man in the court, King Qin, but there are thousands of queens and concubines and various palace maids, and it is impossible to get the rain and dew evenly. And the eunuchs who served the queen mother's concubines had already cut off their little brothers, so the guards who defended the inner court naturally became the objects of coveted by court women.

In addition, the guards are in the palace all year round, and their desires cannot be released, and under the firewood, the hooking up of the guards with the palace maids and concubines has become a secret that everyone in the palace knows except King Qin.

This Lao Liao, but also because of his white skin, beauty and good temperament, was favored by many palace concubines, and he didn't know how many people had a relationship with him, Guan Badao warned him several times not to be too presumptuous, Lao Liao didn't know how to restrain him, out of helplessness, Guan Badao transferred him to the Empress Dowager Zhu's bedroom, thinking of restraining Lao Liao's behavior, but Lao Liao was bold, and actually hooked up with the Empress Dowager Zhu, and was caught red-handed by Chang Yu.

"What are you going to do now?" I asked.

"After Chang Yu caught Lao Liao, he didn't tell anyone else, he just said that he wanted to talk to you alone." Guan Badao patted me on the shoulder.

"Talk to me alone?" I frowned, "What do you mean?" ”

"I don't know." Guan Badao smiled strangely: "Could it be that after this guy was cut off his little brother, he began to like men, and he loved you out of hatred?" ”

I had a chill, goosebumps all over my body, and asked, "Where is Chang Yu?" ”

"Waiting for you in the study where you used to work."

I nodded, and my mind entered the Futu ring, where Batman and the bat doll were gone, but there were a bunch of things on the ground, lighters, cigarettes, cold medicine, mobile phones, clothes, shoes and socks, and pistols and bullets were shining on the side, the only thing missing was the more than ten rolls of toilet paper, it seemed that Batman already knew the benefits of toilet paper, and embezzled it unceremoniously.

With the pistol, I don't have to worry about Chang Yu anymore. What are you talking about, Lao Tzu can't kill you.

Immediately a person came to the study with a show of strength, the door on duty was a bearded guard, this guard had been with me before, I knew that his name was Lao Li, he was rubbing his left leg at the door, I asked him what was wrong, Lao Li was depressed and said, just kicked by Chang Yu, his legs were kicked and swollen.

I cursed, saying that I would help you avenge later, and then knocked on the door and said, "Chang Yu, I'm here." ”

"The door isn't closed." There was a voice from inside.

Pushing the door in, the lonely lamp inside is like a bean, Chang Yu stood in front of the bookcase, Lao Liao was tied up by five flowers and thrown under the bookcase, with a strip of cloth tied to his mouth, and he didn't know whether he was dead or alive.

When the door was opened, the wind poured in, and the candlelight began to flicker, reflecting Chang Yu's handsome face.

Closing the door with my backhand, I said nonchalantly, "What do you want to tell me?" ”

Chang Yu looked at me very strangely: "Hey, why did I suddenly feel your strong self-confidence?" ”

I laughed secretly, Lao Tzu has a gun, can he still be afraid of you? But he said lightly: "Don't talk nonsense, what do you want?" ”

Chang Yu didn't answer me, hooked with his foot, and picked up the underground Lao Liao in the air, shot like electricity, and the silver light waved around Lao Liao's body, and when Lao Liao stood firm, all the ropes on his body were cut.

"You're ready to go out." Chang Yu raised his chin at the door.

Lao Liao stretched out his hand and tore off the strip of cloth on his mouth, looked at me silently, and limped around and went out.

Hearing the footsteps of Lao Liao Lao Li outside the door, I smiled and said, "Now you can say it, right?" ”

"I want to enter the palace to serve Empress Dowager Zhu." Chang Yu said slowly.

I looked at Chang Yu strangely: "What's the use of you looking for me about this?" ”

"Everyone knows that you have a good relationship with Prince Zheng, and Empress Dowager Zhu is Prince Zheng's biological mother." When the candlelight went out, Chang Yu's eyes flickered.

"You mean, you want to serve Empress Dowager Zhu as a eunuch?" I frowned.

"That's right." Chang Yu looked at me calmly: "My little brother was cut off by you, this is already something that all Xianyang knows, with me by the side of Empress Dowager Zhu, I can both serve and protect, the best of both worlds." ”

I always felt that something was wrong, but I knew something was wrong, so I sneered: "What if I don't agree?" ”

"Then I will poke out the matter of Lao Liao, if King Qin knows about this, presumably all of you people in the inner court guard will be implicated, and may even be all killed." Chang Yu said indifferently.

"Hey, you're bluffing me?" I pulled out my pistol and shot it at Chang Yu.