Chapter 570: Am I Ma Liang? The Queen Mother was drunk
Qin Fen was dying of pain in the toilet, and finally got together a two-piece set, but the two sets became a set, what is a stylus? There are few people who use this these days, and even if they do, they are at least fifty or sixty years old, and they are still old mobile phones, and now smart phones are pulled with their fingers.
Looking at the pen in the dirt, Chef Qin had an urge to scold.
WeChat not only eats his treasure money, the key is the magic pen, the magic pen Ma Liang's magic pen, now Ma Liang has not found it, the magic pen is gone, and it has disappeared from this world without a trace, even if he finds Ma Liang, how can he explain to Wu Daozi?
The magic pen is completely damaged, even if it is returned to Wu Daozi, he will not feel heartache, the treasure money is not the same, there is a part of the function, Wu Daozi, you are a sinkhole, the baby is bitter, Qin Fen's face is ugly.
I took a picture of the mobile phone screen, looked at myself reflected on the screen, and suddenly sweated in my heart, I had a magic pen, and I just wrote it by hand, is this special one in line with the times, so what is it? A modern version of the magic pen Maleon?
Could it be that my brother is the reincarnation of Ma Liang? Qin Fen felt that he was about to vomit again.
Isn't Wu Daozi his cheap teacher, the more Qin Fen thinks about it, the more uncomfortable he becomes, "This is impossible!" ”
As soon as he raised his hand and looked at his mobile phone, which had changed a little in appearance, Chef Qin wanted to cry even more, "Lao Tzu's Glory Six, it turned out to be like this!" There's an extra jack on the side and a pen! "Isn't this a copycat?
Qin Fen walked out of the bathroom with a poop on his face, and as soon as he went out, a tall figure retreated from the side of the washbasin, and with a flick of his hand, Qin Fen raised his head. Could it be that I have been transferred recently? Unlucky?
That's right, a few drops of water were thrown on the crotch of the chef's pants. It doesn't matter. I want to vomit even more when I see it, this is not the same as wetting my pants. If he waited for the next private room, Qin Fen could even see the many smiling faces around him.
The baby is bitter, Qin Fen frowned, why is it a bit difficult to use a hair dryer in this position? After comparing the position and height of the dryer, Qin Fen gave up.
He gestured, and an exclamation sounded from the side, "Ah, I'm sorry. After saying that, the woman touched it in a hurry.
Qin Fen didn't react. The fierce body is stiff, to be honest, the grasp is a bit ruthless, although it is not very accurate, and the key position is not attacked. But Qin Fen didn't have a sour feeling, as soon as he lowered his head, he looked at the busy sister paper and was about to cry, a palm print!
Can there be no palm prints? The other party's hands are still wet, and the baby's heart is even more bitter.
Qin Fen picked up his phone and looked at the time, okay. Hang out and go around.
"Ah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry! "My sister also found out that something was wrong, it was so embarrassing just now, the most fucked up thing was that it didn't wipe it off, and it rubbed out a large piece.
Qin Fen said speechlessly, "It's okay, forget it, I'll do it in a while!" ”
Sister Paper raised her head, "Qin Fen, is it you?" ”
Qin Fen felt that it was, Liu Mengxi, and the two of them just looked at each other. "But I won't be able to do it for a while."
Qin Fen shook his head, he was still an acquaintance, so he could only be unlucky.
"It's okay, it's just time to rest."
"How can I do that, I was too careless when I touched it just now!" Liu Mengxi was helpless.
"Forget it, I don't care." Qin Fen wanted to say can you go first, buddy is so flashy.
"Then I'll get you another one, I didn't get it done just now." Liu Mengxi was speechless and squatted down.
"Don't do it, it's embarrassing!"
"It doesn't matter, I brought paper, I'm fine now anyway." The two of them were talking, and a person on the side stared blankly at their appearance.
Fu Qiang opened his mouth wide, you are so fast.
There seemed to be an unusual atmosphere in the air, and as soon as the two of them turned their heads at the same time, they saw Fu Fatzi.
Qin Fen was stunned, what kind of expression did you have?
"Hehe, you go on, I'm bothering, I'm just coming to see you, casually ask about publishing books, but you are busy first, and then talk about it when you're done, and I have a room here, I have nothing to rest, if you need it, you can use it!" Fu Qiang spoke super fast, and he flashed after speaking.
The sluggish two people looked at each other, Qin Fen had an urge to hit people, Liu Mengxi put down his hand in embarrassment, this posture is indeed prone to cognitive differences.
My heart hurts so much, I feel so sad, Qin Fen opened the phone with his hand, and it rang twice just now, and when he clicked on it, it turned out to be the message of the queen mother.
Looking in the mirror, the queen mother in a black leather coat became more and more weird, why did this dress look so awkward?
She understands the correct way to open the heart goggles, which is obviously designed for women, no wonder the Dragon King is wearing it very weird that day, and now it is worn inside, it seems to be very good, of course, her set is secretly called the Weaver Girl imitation, the Weaver Girl was shocked at the time, and finally found a new project.
Then, and then there was no then, the Queen Mother led the new trend, and now the fairies of the Heavenly Court began to buy in large quantities, basically a set of hands, as soon as they said it, this was invented by the Queen Mother.
Every time he heard such remarks, the head of the fairy felt a very ashamed feeling.
Especially in front of the mirror, the zipper of this leather jacket is really a bit of an eyesore, and it should be too low.
Looking at her own appearance, the Queen Mother was even more ashamed, didn't he naturally understand the actual purpose of this Taoist?
The queen mother didn't believe it, as soon as she thought of this, her face turned red, her fists were clenched, and with a bang, she kicked the bronze mirror of the inner hall and flew out directly, directly from the top of Kunlun Mountain.
There was a bang and slammed at the foot of the mountain, and the dust settled, and the land secretly rose up, and when I looked at the ground, there was a big pit, and there were clear footprints on the bronze mirror.
"Evil, the Queen Mother is in a mood again today, how good is this day, God knows who will be unlucky today!"
The Queen Mother looked at the sky fiercely, "Naturally, I am inseparable from you, and from now on, Huaqing boundary, you bastard!" ”
Actually gave such a thing as the dignified queen mother, is there still heavenly reason? As a reserved person, the queen mother's face was red and ugly.
"What's the matter?" Qin Fen said, and as soon as he lowered his head, Liu Mengxi was blushing and rummaging through his bags, take a tissue, shouldn't you really wipe it, don't you.
He was stunned for a moment, and saw through the gap in his clothes, and then thought that she should really wipe it later, what if the place where he wiped it was wrong and he was too big?
This episode often appears in island country films, and I have to admire their screenwriters for their big brains.
But as soon as he thought of this, Qin Fen felt guilty, Lao Tzu thought so dirty.
"Are you too embarrassed to come to the door?" As soon as the Queen Mother heard that it was really this thing, she had a bad breath.
"I'm guilty, I'm repenting!" Qin Fen was very helpless, as a decent person, he couldn't think too crookedly. Besides, the two of them didn't do much together.
The Queen Mother is sluggish, do you finally want to have a face? (To be continued.) )