I took a deep breath, "In that case, aren't you afraid that the rest of the Council of Elders will come to your door?" ”

Boss Wei said proudly: "Lan Guang and Ninth Brother are dead, the rest of the people don't have to worry, from today on, I will manage my Changlong Village well...... By the way, I haven't consulted the daimyo yet. ”

"Vincy!"

"Anyway, I, Wei Zihao, owe you a favor, if there is anything you need to help, just ask, if I Wei Zihao frowns, I will not be a good man." Wei Zihao beat his chest heroically.

"Really? Then you take off your pants first, your subordinates are all stripped naked, and you don't take them off as the boss, it seems unreasonable, right? I laughed.

Wei Zihao really did what he said, and took off his pants with a whoosh, revealing his hairy thighs.

I laughed, walked over to the black car, and said, "Lend me this car." By the way, Xiao Yezi in the urban village, if she doesn't like to engage in this profession, you can send her back, don't beat her. ”

Wei Zihao nodded and smiled: "With your brother Xi's words, I will not only send her back, but also send her to read and touch." ”

"What kind of fuss?" I couldn't help but be stunned.

"It's an MBA." Wei Zihao smiled, and his subordinates all squeaked and laughed, it seems that the ninth brother has been solved, and they are all in a happy mood.

I laughed and cursed, got in the car, stepped on the accelerator, and galloped towards Yangmei Mountain.

I looked at my phone, and it was already half past eleven o'clock, and finally the Nanyang warehouse was not far from Yangmei Mountain, a maximum of ten minutes by car.

Damn, it's so late, and it's not in the city center, so it's impossible to still be stuck in traffic, right?

While driving, he tried to communicate with the demonic beast: "I said, can you temporarily restore me to the level of a great grandmaster?" You also know that if you don't have the level of a great grandmaster, your body can't withstand bullets at all, and you don't want your body to be beaten into a hornet's nest, right? I promise, as long as the matter in front of you is solved, you will be allowed to merge when the time comes. ”

In my heart, I thought that as long as Lao Tzu obtained the control of true qi, the first thing would be to kill you. A celebrity once said that when you treat a beautiful woman, you should lie to her as warm as spring, treat your work as hot as summer, treat your superiors like the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves, treat the enemy, and deceive her ruthlessly like a harsh winter.

The monster sneered: "The gentleman is frank, Lao Tzu is often a relative, do you think I will believe you?" As for the fact that your body is beaten into a hornet's nest, it doesn't bother you, even if you are beaten into a hornet's nest, Lao Tzu will repair it by himself after you fall into a coma. ”

Damn, you're a villain, what are you doing so awesome? Do you want to snatch Lao Tzu's protagonist halo?

I hated it in my heart, but I had no way to take the monster, so I could only spill my anger on the car, and slammed the accelerator to the end, and the car suddenly sped forward.

At 11:40, I arrived at the foot of Yangmei Mountain, got off the car and ran up the mountain quickly, although Yangmei Mountain is not high, but if you want to reach the pavilion at the top of the mountain within 20 minutes, you have to trot.

Panting and running to the pavilion at the top of the mountain, he found that there was no one around, looked at the time, and now there were five minutes left at twelve o'clock, and couldn't help but shout: "Hey, where are you, come out quickly." ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden sound in the woods next to him, and then a man and a woman walked out in disheveled clothes, and the man scolded: "Damn, what is your name?" ”

The woman also straightened her skirt and pulled the man: "This is a madman, let's go, let's find another place." ”

The man glared at me viciously, hugged the woman's waist and turned away, and could vaguely hear his complaint: "When I came out, I handed in my homework with the one at home, and it was hard to get hard just now, and I was scared by this guy, I don't know if I can get hard tonight......"

I was speechless for a while, grass, blame me?

The mobile phone rang, and at first glance, it was Ling Feng's number.

connected, and the voice on the other end of the phone came: "Have you arrived at the top of Yangmei Mountain?" ”

I replied angrily: "Can't you see it if it's not there?" ”

The voice smiled: "I'm not on the top of Yangmei Mountain, I definitely can't see it." ”

"Damn, then what did you ask me to do at the top of Yangmei Mountain?"

"There's a word called warming up, I don't know if you've heard it." The voice laughed.

"Grass, don't around, let it go if there's a fart!" I scolded.

There was silence on the other end of the phone, and then Ling Feng's screams came again, and after a while, the voice of the mysterious person came again: "What did you just say?" I didn't hear clearly! ”

My voice suddenly lowered an octave: "I said, if you have something, just say it, I'll listen." ”

The mysterious man snorted: "In order to punish you for your disrespectful words, I will punish you to do a hundred push-ups, and I will call you again in ten minutes." With that, he hung up the phone.

I scolded, sat in the gazebo and smoked, this neurosis, I said that I was not at the top of Yangmei Mountain, how do I know if I did push-ups.

Ten minutes later, my phone rang and I pretended to be out of breath: "Okay, I'm done." ”

"Oh, how many were made?" The voice asked with a grin.

"One hundred and three." I replied with a sense of urgency.

"Tut, Vincy, it's a shame that you're not acting." The mysterious man laughed, and then his voice was cold: "You sat in the gazebo and smoked from beginning to end, and you didn't do a single push-up at all." ”

Damn, is this guy hiding nearby? I also heard Ling Feng's screams just now, that is, Ling Feng was also nearby, and I couldn't help but look around, trying to find his hiding place.

"Don't look for it, you won't be able to see me." The mysterious man sneered: "Don't take my words as wind in your ears, as a punishment, you do two hundred push-ups right now, and I will call you again later, to warn you, if you disobey Yang Feng again this time, I will cut off one of Ling Feng's fingers again."

Listening to the beep of the hang-up in the phone, I was depressed for a while, and my eyes swept over the gazebo, or maybe this mysterious person installed a surveillance camera here.

Immediately, I didn't dare to play tricks anymore, lying on the ground and doing push-ups, and soon did two hundred push-ups, then I stood up and shook my arms, grandma's, I haven't had this kind of intensity of training for a long time, when Grandpa Wang taught me Xingyi boxing, I had to do five hundred push-ups sooner or later.

After a while, the mobile phone rang again, and the mysterious man smiled: "Okay, you go to Xiufeng Park immediately...... Well, it's 12:10, give you two hours, just arrive before 2 o'clock, and if you arrive early, wait for the phone at the gate of Xiufeng Park. After a pause, he added, "It's still the same as before, every ten minutes, I will unload one of Ling Feng's parts. ”

After that, I hung up the phone over there, and I stayed where I was with the phone.

, what the hell does this guy mean? If you want me to rush to the pavilion at the top of Yangmei Mountain before twelve o'clock, and when I arrive, he just asks me to do two hundred push-ups, and then he wants me to rush to Xiufeng Park before two o'clock.

In desperation, I had to walk down the mountain, finally Xiufeng Park is not far from Yangmei Mountain, if you go by car, at most twenty minutes, he gave me almost two hours, which should be enough.

Halfway up the mountain, I suddenly had an urgency to urinate, and I didn't care about any public morality, so I found a bush and was about to untie the belt, but unexpectedly, two disheveled people swished out from behind the bushes, and when I looked at it, it was the man and woman before.

The man angrily pointed at me and scolded: "Damn, believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you?!" ”

I took out a kitchen knife, cut off the arm-thick branches, and said in surprise, "What did you say?" Didn't I hear clearly? ”

The woman suddenly pulled the man and ran down the hill quickly.

I scolded and put away the kitchen knife, and released it heartily, but there was a trace of suspicion in my heart, this man and woman should be the subordinates of the mysterious person, right?

Thinking of this, I hurriedly shook the bird, fastened my belt, and fought in pursuit, and soon saw the two of them walking briskly in front, and I shouted, "Stop! ”

When the man and the woman looked back and saw me holding up the kitchen knife, they were both a little shocked, and they stood still obediently.

"Call out all the communication tools on your body!" I said viciously.

The two of them cowered and took out their phones, I asked them to unlock them by themselves, and then looked through the call logs and found that they had no calls in and out during this period.

Did I guess wrong? Or what other radio contacts do they have?

Immediately without saying a word, he searched the two of them very rudely, and there was nothing abnormal, knowing that he was mistaken, he couldn't help but smile: "I'm sorry, just kidding with the two of you, you can continue." ”

After speaking, he pulled his legs and left, and the man's voice came from his hand: "Damn, are you joking like this?" Lao Tzu peed his pants. ”

……

From Yangmei Mountain to Xiufeng Park, I only took fifteen minutes, parked the car at the gate of Xiufeng Park, got off the car to see, and suddenly sighed, it was more than twelve o'clock, there were many people wandering at the gate of the park, and the cart selling all kinds of snacks was even more sloppy, and from time to time there was a loud shouting of the stall owner.

Lighting a cigarette, looking around idly, just about to eat some barbecue, a middle-aged man with a simple face walked over next to him, and whispered to me: "Brother, do you want to watch the film?" There are all kinds of versions in Hong Kong, Taiwan, mainland China, Japan, France, Africa, English, Japanese, Mandarin, Cantonese, and dialects from all over the country. ”

I paused for a moment and looked at him in amazement, how many years have I not heard this line? Listening to it at this moment, it instantly evokes the memories of the green years.

The middle-aged man thought I was tempted, and then said: "If you have a unique taste, there are men, women, men and beasts, by the way, the latest blockbuster, gourd baby Dari Scorpion Essence, live-action version, 3D giant, it's worth watching." ”R1058