Chapter 90: Killing Two Birds with One Stone
As soon as Zhu Xiao said this, Liu Xing, who was about to get angry, suddenly calmed down, and he smiled faintly: "Okay, okay, don't talk about those uninteresting topics, you see that you are like this now, how can I be as knowledgeable as a careful-eyed woman." ”
"Hahaha" Zhu Xiao laughed happily, and suddenly his face turned pale and coughed again, it seemed that he had laughed to the sore spot.
Liu Xing saw it in his eyes and remembered it in his heart, and hurriedly took out the tea leaves quenched by the nine-headed golden python, got up and took the teapot in Zhao Sisi's hand, and personally brewed a cup of fragrant spiritual tea for Zhu Xiao.
Who knew that Zhu Xiao looked at Lingcha and licked his lips, and looked at Liu Xing in a sneering manner: "Liu Xing, thank you for your kindness, my attending doctor said that drinking tea will only speed up the spread of lymphoma, so"
"Sometimes, what the doctor says is not necessarily right." Liu Xing interrupted Zhu Xiao's words and smiled mysteriously: "Don't underestimate the tea I made for you, you drink it first to see if it can make your body more comfortable." ”
"You mean that." Zhu Xiao was stunned for a moment, and said softly: "This is your secret recipe for spiritual tea to treat cancer?" ”
Liu Xing's thick brows furrowed, and he smiled and nodded.
"Say it earlier!" Zhu Xiao rolled up his sleeves, picked up the tea on the table, raised his neck, and poured it into his mouth.
Liu Xing only found out at this time that the lymphatic system of Zhu Xiao's chin had been diseased, causing his entire face to be swollen, no wonder he only looked like he had a fat head.
"Ahh Zhu Xiao said happily: "Liu Xing, have another cup!" ”
"Aren't you afraid of having a lymphoma attack after drinking too much?" Liu Xing smiled and added tea to Zhu Xiao.
"Hahaha" Zhu Xiao laughed heartily, feeling that today was his happiest day, and suddenly, he found a problem with Yan zhòng, that is, he had lymphoma, and he usually dared to laugh there.
If you encounter something that steals fun, you laugh quite modestly.
Otherwise, the diseased lymphatic system between the throats will contract and block the trachea, and then he will be done.
But now, he could laugh heartily. There was no feeling of suffocation.
There should hardly be any doubt that Liu Xing's secret recipe for treating cancer is absolutely effective for his lymphoma.
And it's a miracle effect!
With a snort, Zhu Xiao stood up suddenly. grabbed Liu Xing's arm and shouted excitedly: "Liu Xing! How much tea do you have? I want them all! ”
"Zhu Xiao, you big fat man!" Liu Xing said helplessly: "You can't speak quietly, gentleman, you see that everyone who eats is looking at us!" ”
"Ah" Zhu Xiao put down the hand that grabbed Liu Xing. Turning to look at the hall, I realized how out of shape I had just been.
But this can't be blamed for Zhu Xiao's gaffe.
Between his own life and gentlemanly demeanor, Zhu Xiao will undoubtedly choose the former.
"Liu Xing, how much of this kind of tea for cancer treatment do you have in your hand?" Zhu Xiao tried his best to keep his voice low, but the trembling excitement in his words raised his voice by several decibels.
Liu Xing smiled, took a sip of tea casually, and saw that Zhu Xiao couldn't wait, so he said slowly: "The tea you just drank." It is the king of the country and the tea of the next level, let me tell you the truth! I only have a small packet at the moment, and I can't give it to you yet. ”
"Why? Can't I pay 10 times the price? Zhu Xiao was anxious and shouted loudly.
"Alas!" Liu Xing was embarrassed, pulled Zhu Xiao to the road, and pointed to the foundation of the villa dug out of the sand not far away: "Zhu Xiao, don't you understand my personality?" You think I don't want to give you the rest of the half bag of tea! But now I want to send the remaining half a bag of tea to the director of the Urban Construction Bureau, if I give it to you, my illegal villa will be dug up by the excavator! ”
"Then you said you were going to give it to Zhu Tian, the director of the Urban Construction Bureau?" Zhu Xiao was stunned. Then he grinned with black teeth: "Liu Xing, then you don't want to pass the hurdle of my planning director when you build a villa?" You gave the tea to Zhu Tian, I won't let you pass the test, and don't even think about building your villa! ”
"Fat Zhu. You're my brother! Liu Xing pretended to be surprised and said: "Don't stumble, I have a headache now when I look at the procedures for building a villa." ”
"Hahaha" Zhu Xiao smiled proudly and reached out to pat Liu Xing's shoulder: "Brother! If you want to build a villa, you can find me for the formalities! Have you forgotten that I'm the director of the Planning Bureau? ”
Liu Xing showed a helpless expression and spread his hands: "Feng Dushu said that you were seriously ill and hospitalized, and as a brother, I don't have time to see you, so I am already very guilty." Where can I trouble you to get me the formalities of the foundation of the villa, if I do this, won't it make you look down on me? ”
"Yes! Enha, this is indeed your Liu Xing's character. Zhu Xiao laughed slyly and touched his swollen chin like a toad: "That's it!" Liu Xing, I won't go around the bend anymore, I will handle the formalities for the foundation of your villa, but what about giving me the remaining half of the pack of spiritual tea? ”
"But" Liu Xing looked at Zhu Xiao's wife Taozi, who was angry in the corner, and lowered his voice as much as he tried to suppress his voice: "If your wife knows about this, I asked you to do the foundation of the villa for me, and he won't have to swallow me alive?" ”
"Humph! She! Zhu Xiao put his hands behind his back, revealing the aura of the former king: "As long as she dares to say nothing to her brother, I will repair her in front of you!" ”
Liu Xing shook his head and smiled.
"Good! Good! Then the matter is settled. He took Zhu Xiao's hand and walked to the table where he was drinking tea, and picked up the half bag of tea that had been prepared a long time ago: "Na! This tea is for you, let's say it first, no matter how you do what you give me, this tea is only this small half pack, understand? ”
Zhu Xiaolian nodded: "Brother, don't worry, such a precious thing, natural things are rare and precious, I will keep it well." ”
"That's good! By the way, if your lymphoma improves, don't go around saying that it's better with my tea! Liu Xing admonished.
Zhu Xiao put the tea in the inner bag and nodded again and again: "Don't worry!" I, Zhu Xiao, am not a fool, how can I talk nonsense about such a mysterious thing. ”
"Well, then you sit down first, and I'll ask Uncle Long to cook his best dish for you." Liu Xing smiled, turned around and walked into the kitchen.
"Wait! Wait a minute! Liu Xing! Zhu Xiao suddenly grabbed Liu Xing: "You said that this tea is only this small half packet, so if I finish drinking it, this lymphoma is half better, won't it recur again?" ”
"You! You! Liu Xing shook his head, turned around and walked into the kitchen, but his voice was floating in Zhu Xiao's ears: "Since I said that it is a secret recipe, and I am the holder of this secret recipe, if you want it, as long as it takes some time, you will definitely be able to regenerate." ”
"Really?" Zhu Xiao was ecstatic, and his mouth was about to hang on his ears with a smile.
At this time, Zhu Xiao's daughter-in-law Peach, who saw Liu Xing's departure, ran to Zhu Xiao's side and asked in a low voice: "Husband!" Is the hillbilly's tea just now really that smart? Can even your lymphoma be treated? Otherwise, we will pay a lot of money for his secret recipe, and if he is willing to sell it, then we will make a fortune! ”
Smack.
A resounding slap sounded in the hall of the King of the Country.
The hall was instantly silent. (To be continued.) )
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