Chapter 0289 Don't peek at girls when you're hungry
"Hey, it's okay to practice with branches, don't all go to the girl's nepotism, really, I already knew that you wanted to learn these fake tricks, just to pick up girls, but don't be so anxious!" After Feng Qingyang played the moves of "Poetry Cloud Sword", he retreated to the side to drink.
This set of Yanmen swordsmanship has a total of sixteen moves, which is very simple, so the students should be able to understand it, and it is absolutely no problem to practice diligently and show a few appearances, but if you want to be like him, the sword qi sweeps the leaves, I am afraid they will not be able to do it in this life, because they are not cultivators, and they can't beat the sword qi.
As soon as he sat on the horizontal bar on the side and drank slowly, he saw that the boys' true nature was exposed, or they blushed and asked the girls to borrow the skirts, or they directly followed his example, and suddenly ripped off the girls' skirts, and then pretended to dance quickly, presumably also trying to charm the girls with handsome moves, and at the same time dispel the anger in their hearts.
Of course, the result is that they failed, they can't even wear a crony, and they dance handsomely? Like the girls dancing, he straightens the crony with true anger, which not everyone can do.
So they are destined to be beaten by girls and their heads are full of bags.
"Dapeng rises with the wind one day and soars up to 90,000 miles. Hey, is it 9,000 miles, or 90,000 miles? ā
"Of course it's 90,000 miles, stupid, 90,000 miles that's a wild goose, not a Dapeng!"
"If the wind stops, it can still be dusted but the water is dripping. By the way, what does Cangming mean? ā
"The sea, the third pig's head, once it was difficult to be water, you watched this TV in vain!"
"Exam, who is the third pig's head, that is once the sea is difficult to water, okay?"
Not only the students on the playground, but also the students on the basketball court and the gazebo next to them are also practicing in a good way, and they are laughing constantly.
This can't help but make Fengda Immortals cry and laugh, they all say that Yanmen swordsmanship is very delicate, it is a scholar's swordsmanship, when I saw it today, sure enough, these college students like it!
He doesn't like it, although he knows this set of swordsmanship, but he never uses it, the lethality is too small, he has always won with one blow, such a swordsmanship, it is estimated that the true qi of the whole body can be achieved with one blow, it will be too tiring.
"Lu Xiaoqiang, Lu Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you? Exam, you won't faint from heat stroke, right? After a while, something happened on the basketball court, and a 1.8-meter-old boy fell straight down with a pop, and his friends were stunned and shouted one after another.
"It won't be so crispy, we've only been playing for less than ten minutes!" Some people questioned that they have been watching the people on the playground practice swords, or watching Teacher Feng's sassy and heroic posture, or watching beautiful women, so although the basketball is held in their arms, they actually don't play much at all, which can also cause heat stroke?
Besides, it's about to start autumn, it's not so hot, my brother came out at noon to fight, sweating like rain, it is still withstandable, this big night, come out and walk around, the sweat hasn't come down yet, why is it heat stroke?
"Evil door, stop talking nonsense, hurry up and carry him to the school hospital!" Someone mentioned yƬ, just as the person who just questioned said, Lu Xiaoqiang's body is very good, during military training last year, he suffered a lot of heat stroke in the class, and he was full of energy every day, could it be that he has been in love for half a year, and he is empty?
And it seems that this guy really doesn't even have beads of sweat on his body, how can he suffer from heat stroke? And no matter what is wrong with him, rushing to the hospital is the main topic.
"You two, Teacher Feng is here, do you still need to go to the hospital?" Someone reacted quickly, and he had already rushed towards Feng Qingyang's side, the dean of the Grass Valley of the Temple of Traditional Chinese Medicine was here, what school hospital to go to, with him, it was more reliable than going to the provincial hospital!
"Teacher Feng, Teacher Feng, no, someone fainted!" A group of people gathered behind Feng Qingyang, chattering for help.
"Where?" Feng Qingyang was drinking, ignoring the surrounding situation, listening to the students say this, he just opened his slightly squinted eyes, and at a glance out of the corner of his eye, he saw the student who had fainted.
He immediately frowned, then got up and walked over.
"Bet, bet, buy and leave!" Seeing Feng Qingyang passing, the students next to him quietly coaxed there.
"What do you have to buy and leave, you have eaten too much egg fried rice in the cafeteria, and now there is a faint pain in the key parts, right?" The people around are unknown.
"It is said on the Internet that Teacher Feng has the ability to make flesh and bones from a living person, so let's take a gamble to see how long Teacher Feng can wake up Lu Xiaoqiang!" The man with glasses said, he couldn't help but push the small gold wire glasses on the bridge of his nose, with Teacher Feng here, they wouldn't worry that Lu Xiaoqiang would have an accident, and their mood was relaxed, so they responded to that sentence, the mentally ill have a wide range of thinking, the mentally handicapped children have a lot of fun, and the campus life is too boring, so they can only have fun by themselves.
"It's kind of interesting, I bet ...... Three seconds! "Sure enough, it's such an interesting thing, everyone wants to be a part of it.
"Test, this is too exaggerated, even if you pinch someone, it is impossible to wake up within three seconds!" The three-second man beckoned a burst of disdain, "This guy must be talking about his own push-up time!" ā
"That's ten seconds, I think ten seconds is enough for Teacher Feng! Between eight and ten seconds, I pressed fifty pieces! ā
"Between ten seconds and fifteen seconds, I'll press thirty!"
"Fifteen to twenty seconds, I'll press ten pieces!"
Some people are making a fuss, but some people are following closely behind Feng Qingyang and coming to Lu Xiaoqiang's side, among them is Jiang Ruoxi, she is now Feng Qingyang's subordinate, and she is a student of medical school, so she naturally wants to follow over to have a look.
"Teacher Feng, his pulse is very chaotic, his body is very hot, but he is in a cold sweat, and it doesn't look like he is suffering from heat stroke! It's a bit like the symptoms of a stroke! She was the first to stand up and give Lu Xiaoqiang a pulse.
First, it is to test the results of my learning in the past few years, and secondly, this kind of trivial matter does not need to be personally taken by Dean Fengda, right?
"Stroke?" The students around were all stunned, although they did not understand medicine, but they also knew very well that if they had a stroke, they had to be rushed to the hospital, and their lives would be in danger if they were late.
The guys who were playing the game of buying and leaving their hands over there were dumbfounded, wanting to get the money back from the man with glasses, because if Lu Xiaoqiang really had a stroke, how could he be saved in more than ten seconds? Isn't this money a lost one!
And the man with glasses grinned and earned, this hand of tickets is more than enough for a month's living expenses!
"Hmph, if you don't want to be scattered, hurry up and let the old man get away!" But to Jiang Ruoxi's surprise and even the surrounding students, after listening to Jiang Ruoxi's words, Feng Qingyang actually gave a cold drink.
"Teacher Feng......" Jiang Ruoxi was shocked, her little face turned red, and she was full of grievances, she just wanted to give Teacher Feng a hand, why did Teacher Feng let her go away, and said that she would let her be scattered.
"It's not that you ......" Feng Qingyang waved his hand, then snatched a bottle of ice water from a boy's hand and poured it on Lu Xiaoqiang's face.
"Ah, who the fuck splashes me with water!" Everyone didn't know the truth, and they didn't know why Teacher Feng wanted to splash Lu Xiaoqiang with water, but before they could ask, something happened that surprised them, Lu Xiaoqiang actually jumped up, wiped his face, and scolded at the same time, and when he found out that the person who splashed the water was Feng Qingyang, he immediately wilted, smiled all over his face, and shouted softly, "Teacher Feng......"
Even if Feng Qingyang splashed him with water for no reason, he wouldn't dare to scold, Teacher Feng is a campus idol, he dares to scold, he is besieged and not to mention, don't think about finding a girlfriend in four years of college, which girl is willing to associate with the public enemy?
"Not a stroke?" Jiang Ruoxi muttered, although she was still wondering, Teacher Feng was not scolding her just now, who was she scolding? But it's also a shame, if Teacher Feng really scolds her, it's also a good scolding, she has been going to Grass Valley for so long, but her level still hasn't grown, and she can't even cure a patient who suddenly faints, and she can't even check the symptoms.
And others are wondering, not a stroke? Is that still heat stroke? It is impossible to splash Lu Xiaoqiang with cold water on his face from heat stroke, which can make him wake up!
"One second, hehe, take the money!" The man with glasses who just thought he was making a lot of money couldn't cry or laugh, because someone was looking for him for money!
"There are only so many now, and the rest will be given back to the dormitory!" The man with glasses was very depressed, he wanted to make a fortune, so he deliberately said that Mr. Feng could live human flesh and bones, and then shouted out the limit of ten seconds of treatment time, so that everyone could take the bait, who knew that Mr. Feng solved the problem in one second, this is too mysterious, the key is, he lost his life!
"Don't peek at girls when you're hungry in the future!" Feng Qingyang didn't care too much about Lu Xiaoqiang's unintentional scolding, but gave a command, and then turned around and left.
"Hungry to see a girl?" Everyone was stunned, Lu Xiaoqiang fainted because of this? Although I don't understand it very well, everyone began to laugh at Lu Xiaoqiang, his stomach was not full yet, peek at what kind of girl, yy is not only a mental exercise, but also a physical exercise, very consuming well!
But everyone is the same as Lu Xiaoqiang, they admire Feng Qingyang very much, he deserves to be a miracle doctor, even this can be seen? And he didn't even touch Lu Xiaoqiang, he could see it at a glance, it was so godly!
"Teacher Feng......" Jiang Ruoxi took small steps and followed closely behind Feng Qingyang, wanting to make things clear, but she didn't dare to ask more, because she was still not sure if Teacher Feng was scolding her just now!
Therefore, he just shouted softly, and buried his little face in the two huge masses on his chest, not daring to raise his eyes to look at Feng Qingyang.
"Want to know why? Don't ask, I won't tell you, because this is beyond the scope of medicine! Feng Qingyang smiled, how could he innocently scold her?
This girl is not only diligent and studious, but also very sensible, why is he scolding her for nothing!
He is not scolding people, but a wandering soul, although his magic eye has not been refined to the point where he can explore the universe, but it is no longer a big problem to see yin and yang, so as long as he wants to see, what ordinary people can't see, he can see at a glance.
Just now, Lu Xiaoqiang was caught by a wandering soul and inhaled yang qi hard, so he fainted.
There are so many people in the school, and no one is looking for that ghost, but he is looking for Lu Xiaoqiang, it is precisely because the kid didn't eat at night, and his body is very empty, and then he lies there to look at the girl, and it is estimated that there is no less evil thoughts in his heart, so he was taken advantage of by the ghost, otherwise the ghost is seven points afraid of people, unless it is a ghost, if it is a ghost, it is not daring to provoke people lightly.
Nian Zai's wandering soul was extremely hungry, and it was driven out of the place where it was supposed to be, so it was hungry, not because he ran out to make trouble, so the Fengda Immortal also let it go.
It's just that I wonder in my heart, who is playing with these unclean things? Could it be the soul cultivator he had noticed when he was in the Grass Valley earlier? Looks like this guy is going to make trouble!