Chapter 294: New Go pretend to be B or slap your face

A few lumps of toilet paper lay staggered in the paper basket, and the bright red that had not yet dried was shocking.

"Damn! It's like a big aunt ......"

The nosebleeds were like eating Xuanmai chewing gum, and he couldn't stop at all, and Li Mengnan didn't bother to wipe them over and over again, so he simply picked up two pieces of toilet paper and stuffed them into his nostrils, which looked like two funny tusks at first glance.

Fortunately, the amount of blood is not large, otherwise he would have to go to Minnie Mouse to borrow Aunt Zhang's towel for emergency relief.

After more than half an hour of tossing and applying ice to the back of the neck and physical blocking, the flow of nosebleeds finally eased down, although there was still extravasation from time to time, but it was already within the acceptable range.

Peeling his eyelids, the inside of his eyeballs was slightly bloodshot, and the cobweb-like red blood streaks made him look like he had been on several all-night copies in a row, and his face was slightly haggard.

This is the mental trauma caused by the backlash of mental power, and the strict zhòng will bleed to death, and Li Mengnan only symbolically bleeds a little, which is already quite lucky.

It's not that he's too optimistic, this amount of blood is really symbolic for mental power backlash damage.

There is no doubt that this assassination plan failed.

Li Mengnan didn't expect that there would be a person from Qimen to protect Xia Yutian, and since he came to Sanshan City, it has been smooth sailing, so much so that he began to lose his most basic vigilance.

This defeat wasn't entirely bad, at least it was another wake-up call for him - for illusionists with low direct combat ability, caution always came first.

(By the way, some readers asked why this book is a "magician" and an "illusionist" for a while, and here is an explanation - illusion is a strange magic, not unique to the magician, but anyone who masters illusion can be called an "illusionist", and "magician" belongs to a life profession.) You can refer to the difference between "swordsman" and "dart master". It's just that the parcher relies on illusion for a higher proportion, unlike other odd classes that only use illusion as an optional auxiliary ability, so the trickster is closer to a pure illusionist than other odd classes. )

Li Mengnan can roughly guess the identity of the Qimen Zhongren who intervened in this matter - more than 90% of the spiritual power that was reversed belonged to the spiritual power released by himself, similar to the force rebound after hitting a hard wall.

Just as the magician is the most profound study of illusion among all the Qi Men professions, the Feng Shui Master is also the leader in the art of array arrangement, and no other Qi Sect can compare to it.

Feng Shui masters are best at arranging formations with potential, taking the route of four or two dialing a thousand catties, and using their own strength to move the momentum of heaven and earth, and the feng shui arrays deployed are often so powerful that they are terrifying. Even if they are fledgling novices, they can often easily compete with the elites of other Qimen.

However, this kind of cheating strength also comes at a price, and the biggest weakness of the feng shui master is that the formation takes a long time and cannot be moved, so more than ninety percent of the feng shui master's inheritance is a pure defensive formation, and the remaining one percent is a trapped formation and a killing formation.

In view of the fact that their own encounter combat ability is almost zero, since ancient times, Feng Shui masters have always pursued an absolute neutrality policy, acting in a low-key manner, valuing harmony, never intervening in any strange battles, and using their own feng shui skills as a stepping stone, they have been prosperous and prosperous in the secular world for a while.

If it weren't for the man-made catastrophe that affected all Qimen a few decades ago, Feng Shui Master would definitely be the Qimen with the most people.

Actually, even now...... But how much is true is not necessarily.

With such a mysterious feng shui master in charge, it is not so easy to kill Xia Yutian, even if the feng shui master stipulates that the heirs are forbidden to meddle in any Qi Sect or secular battles, but at least within the Feng Shui array they have laid out, it is impossible to sit back and watch their patrons being killed by other Qi Men people.

It's a matter of smashing your own signboard.

There was nothing in the Qimen that could be used to compare the ranks, but just because the other party could use an unmanned feng shui array to destroy all of his illusions, Li Mengnan knew that it was impossible for him to fight hard with the other party for the time being.

It's not that the opponent's cultivation is higher than him, it's actually like an ancient siege battle, and the defending side always has a greater advantage.

The Feng Shui Array is the city of the Feng Shui Master.

Xia Yutian must die, but Li Mengnan is not so stubborn that he has to kill him in a short time, anyway, he has already laid out his attitude, and his thoughts are also clear, and it is not very important whether he will die a day earlier or a day later.

Anyway, he's just a scumbag, so let's clean him up when I think about it one day.

It can be seen from this that Li Mengnan's belly is black, how to say that sentence - death is not terrible, what is terrible is waiting for death. He patted his ass and left, Xia Yutian was still struggling to stay at home in a panic all day long, and he couldn't imagine that Li Mengnan would have forgotten his little shit at this time.

There was a faint sound of footsteps outside the room.

Li Mengnan subconsciously wanted to reach out to turn off the light, but as soon as his hand touched the switch, he smiled dumbly, and he didn't do anything wrong, he turned off the light in a panic and seemed to want to cover it up.

The doorknob rotated slightly forty-five degrees, and a curious eye appeared in the darkness of the crack in the door.

"Are you planning a night raid? Do you want me to lie in bed and cooperate? ”

Li Mengnan, who was hiding behind the door, opened the door suddenly, and Minnie, who was about to probe her brain outside the door, was startled.

This "startled" is no longer an adjective, but a verb, although Li Mengnan didn't notice how Minnie Mouse jumped, but the waves under the thin clothes on his chest couldn't be faked.

"Who...... Who's going to attack you at night? Minnie glared at him angrily, "I just got up to go to the bathroom, and I saw a few pieces of bloody toilet paper in the paper basket, and the light happened to be on in your room, so I ......"

"You're worried about something happening to me?" Li Mengnan crossed his arms and smiled.

"Hmph, I'm just afraid that you're dead and no one will find out in the room."

Minnie actually wanted to talk to Li Mengnan well, but every time the words came to her mouth, she couldn't help but say something ugly, and even she didn't know what was wrong with her.

"It's not a big deal, it's just a nosebleed...... Man, you're in a hurry, you know. ”

Li Mengnan shrugged his shoulders and made a nonchalant look, but the two ivory-like toilet paper rolls ruined the free and easy expression, causing Minnie to chuckle.

"You still look better when you're smiling." Li Mengnan praised from the bottom of his heart, since learning of the death of his father Mitong, Minnie Mouse has not smiled for a long time.

Minnie pursed her lips disdainfully, gave him a blank look and said, "Brother, you are already a person with a girlfriend, is it appropriate to tease me like this?" ”

"I'm obviously complimenting you, okay? How did it become a tease for you? ”

It's not so much teasing, Li Mengnan feels like being teased, this girl seems to be expressing dissatisfaction, but her tone is full of resentment, especially the "brother" is simply a miracle.

"Mind if I go in and sit down?"

"Are you sure?"

Li Mengnan subconsciously glanced at the time on the wall clock.

1:13 a.m.

"Are you weak-hearted?" Minnie raised an eyebrow.

Well, in order to show that he was open-minded, Li Mengnan stepped out of the door and respectfully invited Minnie into the room.

"Do you drink Coke?" Li Mengnan opened the Xiaoice box next to the desk.

"I don't drink carbonated drinks, it's too high in calories."

Li Mengnan closed the refrigerator door, took a glass of warm water in front of the water dispenser, handed it to Minnie, and said with a smile: "What, are you still losing weight?" ”

"Losing weight is a woman's lifelong career...... I've been eating so well lately, my weight is on the rise, I have to control it a little, I don't want to wait until I can pinch out the swimming ring around my waist before I suddenly lose weight, so even if I lose weight, it will be unhealthy. ”

Minnie Mouse lowered her head and took a sip and held the water glass in her hand to warm her hands.

"Although I don't agree with your point of view about women losing weight, I want to give you a thumbs up for the last sentence - no matter how good your body is, it's just for others to see, and health belongs to you."

"Not every man thinks like you, otherwise there wouldn't be so many women risking their lives to have plastic surgery and breast augmentation." Minnie Mouse pursed her lips, seeming to be a little emotional.

"Don't say that I am so magnificent, in fact, I have always been a layman, which is to say this to our own talents, which is a double standard."

Li Mengnan raised the can of Coke and grinned eight neat white teeth.

Minnie Mouse stared at Li Mengnan's face and snorted softly, "Men are visual creatures. ”

"It can also be said that 'everyone has a love for beauty', which is actually a dialectical relationship between the ass and the brain."

Throwing the empty Coke can into the trash can in the corner with all the precision, Li Mengnan dragged a chair and sat down across from Minnie.

"When are you going to go back to bed?"

"Do you dare to be more obvious with this eviction order?" Minnie glared at him with a displeased face, "I'm having insomnia. ”

"Oh, there's games on the computer, and there's a movie, find it yourself...... I slept first, good night. ”

It doesn't matter if you stayed up all night with Minnie in the past, but today Li Mengnan suffered a lot of mental backlash, and he really couldn't beat up any energy, so he directly dragged the quilt and climbed into bed.

Minnie looked at Li Mengnan who only left her a back, and then realized that this thing actually threw her in the room and slept first, an inexplicable shame welled up in her heart, and she got up and grabbed the corner of the quilt and was about to lift the quilt and go crazy.

But for some reason, her movements slowed down inexplicably, biting her red lips lightly, a very complicated expression flashed in her charming eyes, and after a while, she silently turned off the bedside lamp, lifted the quilt and got in, and lay down next to Li Mengnan back to back.

"Do you have time next Saturday night?" Minnie asked softly as she looked at the roof of the shed.

"What's the matter?"

Li Mengnan's voice came from behind, but his body still didn't move.

"Junior high school reunion."

"Is it the kind of boring party where a group of two bs show off their superiority in the name of friendship in front of a group of bitter bs?"

"What an ugly thing you say, even though it's true."

"The truth is hard to hear." Li Mengnan smiled softly, "Do you need me to pretend to be B, or to slap your face?" ”

"I don't need you to do anything, just accompany me." After a pause, Minnie Mouse added, "In the name of her boyfriend." ”

Li Mengnan heard that Minnie needed someone to help her block the gun, but she was still a little surprised, and asked, "I'm good at acting, but are you sure you want to do it?" This is a self-defeating act. ”

There was a sudden silence in the room.

"Do you want me to get married?"

"It's a hard question to answer."

"What if Wu Ansu asked you this?"

"That's different." Li Mengnan finally turned to face her, reached out to help her gently comb the long hair on her forehead behind her ears, and said with a solemn expression: "You are different from her, you are still my sister, my family, I can be selfish to her, but I can't be selfish to you, so, I hope you can find your own happiness." ”

"Is this what you call a double standard again?"

Minnie's eyes were full of tears www.biquge.info but the corners of her mouth were smiling, although she didn't hear the answer she wanted from Li Mengnan, but she unexpectedly got a better answer.

Suddenly, she lowered her head and let out a pleasant chuckle, as if some knot in her heart was relieved.

"What are you laughing at?" Li Mengnan said strangely.

"It's nothing, it's just that I suddenly found that my previous self was so stupid, and even Bao'er could figure it out, but I still struggled with it for so long."

Minnie's depression was all cleared, and she found that her former self was completely trapped in a strange circle.

Without the status of boyfriend and girlfriend, she can't recognize the relationship with Li Mengnan, even if she has realized that she has a deep love for Li Mengnan, but she has always deceived herself and found an excuse for herself to deny this relationship.

Now that I think about it, I really got into the tip of the horns at that time, and the relationship happened when it happened, isn't it that the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend doesn't exist? Loving someone, all she wants is to grind her ears and temples day and night, and what she has now is only afraid that she will go further than her real girlfriend, so what has she been looking for?

In fact, what if they are brothers and sisters? Bao'er, this little girl, has been doing what many lovers would do in the name of her sister, as long as she recognizes what she wants and keeps the bottom line drawn in her heart, she can also live a very happy life.

Besides, she is different from Bao'er, she and Li Mengnan don't have that blood barrier, and they don't need to worry too much.