Chapter 59: Listen, I'm Still Going to Marry You!
Huang Xiuer said a concept that Wang Xiaoming and Yu Ji had never heard of, and the two of them looked dazed.
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly got up and invited, "Come on, come on, this dick kneels down and begs for popular science ......"
After speaking, he waved his sleeves and wiped a clean place on the trunk, and sighed solemnly, "Come on, come on, woman, please take a seat." ”
Huang Xiu'er looked at Wang Xiaoming's flattery, she was really angry and funny, gave him a blank look, and sat down.
As soon as Wang Xiaoming waited for her to sit down, he hurriedly said, "What's this...... What the...... Belch...... Such...... Yes, that's it, what's it? ”
Huang Xiu'er glared angrily, "Battle Soul Purgatory Nine Style!" I really don't know if you're a pig brain, just a few words in total, I still can't remember it, I really don't know how you got a glimpse of the mystery of the Yellowstone Book of Heaven! ”
Wang Xiaoming smiled.
So Huang Xiu'er began to explain to them that the legend of the Nine Styles of War Soul Purgatory was written by the god of war Chi You in ancient times. There are only nine styles in the whole story, but they are murderous and dominate the world, and no one can beat them......
Chiyou has a violent temperament, advocating force, vainly trying to dominate the world by force, and indiscriminately killing innocents during wars, and the people suffer greatly.
In the end, the Yellow Emperor tribe representing justice joined forces with the Yandi tribe to defeat him, and Chi You was unwilling to fail before he died, so he wrote this Nine Styles of War Soul Purgatory, and injected his anger and resentment into this book, he wanted his successor to become like him in the future, in order to complete the ambition that he failed to achieve in his life.
Wang Xiaoming was stunned, this is too mysterious!
But after thinking about it, it's not impossible, isn't your own Huangshi Heavenly Book so mysterious?
Yu Ji was stunned for a long time, and said slowly, "How do you know that he is ......?"
Huang Xiu'er said proudly, "Of course I know, my grandfather has collected all the world's martial arts books, and I have been exposed to martial arts since I was a child, and there is nothing in the world that I don't know!" As soon as I saw Xiang Yu that day, I found that his Yin Hall was faintly exuding an extremely violent evil aura, and I guessed it! ”
I see! No wonder Xiang Yu today is the same as before!
Huang Xiu'er continued, "I think this Battle Soul Purgatory Nine Style must have been passed on to him by Fan Zeng, Fan Zeng, an evil man, has great ambitions, but he has no ambition in his life, and now he is in his twilight years, and he has no ability to defy the sky, so he wants to borrow Xiang Yu's hand to complete his ambition." ”
Yu Ji said anxiously: "Then is there a way to crack it?" ”
Huang Xiu'er smiled: "Of course there is!" As long as someone can restrain Xiang Yu, abolish his martial arts, and dissolve the anger in his body with pure Yuan internal force, then he will be fine. ”
Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but say, "Cut!" If you say it, you don't say it, who in this world can control him. ”
Huang Xiuer laughed even worse: "Of course there is!" Legend has it that if someone can learn the martial arts in the Huangshi Heavenly Book, they will be invincible in the world, then ...... Hey hey ......"
"Wow! Tonight the moon stars are scarce, the cool breeze is blowing, it is really a good weather to sleep, my Daiyu likes to kick the quilt when she sleeps at night, it is easy to catch a cold, I have to hug her to sleep to feel at ease, two ...... I'm leaving...... Hehe......"
Wang Xiaoming just turned around and wanted to slip away, when Yu Ji's bleak pleading came from behind him: "Do you want me to kneel down and beg you?" ”
Wang Xiaoming felt very uncomfortable, didn't look back, and said embarrassedly, "Yu Ji, I didn't mean that, you listen to me, hehe, you know that I'm actually afraid of death, hehe, now I have a lady to take care of, I'm even more afraid of death, hehe......"
Suddenly, Wang Xiaoming heard a "plop" behind him, and was shocked, turned around, and saw Yu Ji kneeling in the dirt with a clear face.
"Are you really not going to say yes?"
The smile on Wang Xiaoming's face disappeared, he calmed his face, came to Yu Ji, gritted his teeth, and said slowly, "Have you thought about it?" If one day something happens to you, will he kneel down to someone else for you? ”
Yu Ji looked stubborn and said lightly, "You just need to answer, agree or not." ”
Wang Xiaoming sighed, and suddenly, he also knelt down in front of Yu Ji, and Huang Xiu'er and Yu Ji were stunned together.
"I can promise, but I also want you to promise me one thing......"
A trace of displeasure flashed on Yu Ji's face, and Huang Xiu'er sneered, "I really will see the opportunity and sit on the ground and start the price......."
Yu Ji said coldly, "Said." ”
Wang Xiaoming said bitterly, "I want you to promise me, if one day Xiang Yu is at the end of his rope, you will never die for him!" ”
Yu Ji and Huang Xiu'er were stunned, what kind of condition is this?
Yu Ji couldn't help but be annoyed, "Why do you always tell me about this over and over again?" Are you really such a villain? Always put this kind of curse on Shao Yu! Don't forget, he's your second brother! ”
Wang Xiaoming didn't explain, but said lightly, "I've been telling you, but you have never agreed, now you just need to answer, do you agree or not to this condition?" ”
Yu Ji endured it, gritted her teeth and said hatefully, "Promise!" ”
When Wang Xiaoming heard this, he was surprised to tears, Yu Ji and Huang Xiu'er were dumbfounded, what was this madman thinking in his head?
Wang Xiaoming was very excited, very happy, and almost trembled, "Okay!" Good! Good! ”
He said three good things in a row, and Yu Ji was just about to speak, when Wang Xiaoming helped her up.
"Don't worry! The promises I've made to anyone have always been like farts! ”
Yu Ji was annoyed, and Wang Xiaoming immediately grinned, "But to you, I will never break my word!" ”
Yu Ji was angry and funny by him, and in the end, when she was angry enough, she couldn't help but burst into tears and laughed.
Wang Xiaoming grinned and said, "Look at you, how beautiful it is, why do you always have to cry when you have nothing to do?" ”
Yu Ji rolled her eyes angrily, and Wang Xiaoming said with a straight face, "Okay, okay, it's not early, it's warm in the fire, you go and rest." ”
Yu Ji was stunned: "What about you?" ”
Wang Xiaoming smiled generously, "Alas! Since I promised you, of course I have to talk about it! I'll stay and practice......"
Yu Ji panicked and said, "No...... I'm not asking this. ”
Wang Xiaoming was stunned: "Is that ......?" ”
Yu Ji said shyly, "I'm asking, where are you sleeping tonight?" Men and women don't kiss, we rest on the fire, Daiyu, we help you take care of it, you ...... Don't come here. ”
Wang Xiaoming's mood at the moment seemed to be poured with a basin of cold water in winter, and it was so cold......
I cried out in my heart, am I such a person! Yu Ji, why do you always have to look at me with this kind of vision in your heart!
You can rest assured that you can do this! It's not that I don't understand, so I have to say it to hurt people's self-esteem?
Now that you've said that, I'm ...... I'm too embarrassed to find an excuse to lean over later! Alas!
Sending Yu Ji and Huang Xiu'er away, a cold wind blew, and when I thought of Xiang Yu's momentum of chopping people like cabbage on the battlefield, Wang Xiaoming stood in the wind and was messy, didn't this force me to die? What a special life this is!
There's no way, since I met Yu Ji, I don't know which tendon is wrong, the kind of noble character on my body before, who swore an oath all over his mouth and never admitted it after that, why did it disappear?
Yu Ji, Yu Ji, you are definitely the demon in my heart, the closer I am to you, the farther I am from the Buddha......
Alas! Although life is fucked up, do it and cherish it!
Open the Huangshi Heavenly Book, turn the second page, Wang Xiaoming stared at those ghost paintings again, and after a while, Wang Xiaoming felt dizzy and his consciousness began to blur, and soon closed his eyes and entered the ......
Oh, no, why is there a snoring sound? I'll wipe it, he actually fell asleep this time!
Wang Xiaoming was half asleep and half awake, only to feel that his neck was a little cold, and he felt very strange, as if he was entangled in something.
I couldn't help but pick my hand a few times, it didn't matter if I didn't pick it, I woke up with a button, and then I was so frightened that I was about to scream, but I was covered by Huang Xiuer!
Huang Xiu'er smiled evilly and untied a red-spotted snake from Wang Xiaoming's neck, and Wang Xiaoming collapsed all over.
Huang Xiu'er smiled, "Why are you looking at me like this, I didn't hit you this time!" ”
Wang Xiaoming looked at the beautiful female paper in front of him, and said with a sad face, "Sister, I didn't offend you, if you really accidentally offend, please give me a good ......."
Huang Xiu'er pouted, "I won't kill you." I'm here to get down to business with you! ”
Wang Xiaoming smiled bitterly and said, "Serious business? Hehe, barren mountains and mountains, what can a lonely man and a widow do? ”
Huang Xiu'er glared, "Be serious!" Otherwise...... Hey......! ”
After speaking, he took the red-spotted snake in his hand to Wang Xiaoming's nose and shook it.
Wang Xiaoming's hairs stood on end, and he said in horror, "If you have something to say, say it well!" I'll just listen, please get rid of this thing...... Woohoo......"
"Cut! Coward. Huang Xiu'er glanced at Wang Xiaoming, and threw the red-spotted snake into the woods with a flick of her hand.
Wang Xiaoming finally breathed a sigh of relief, and looked back, in front of the fire, Yu Ji and Xiong Daiyu were already asleep, this Huang Xiuer didn't sleep, what did she come to find herself? Huang Xiuer and Wang Xiaoming stared at each other for a long time before Huang Xiuer coughed twice.
"Listen, I'm here for you...... Marriage! ”
Huang Xiuer said something serious, Wang Xiaoming was stunned.
That's right, this family affair was set by the master before he died, but Huang Xiu'er had to be the main room, and as a result, she had a lot of trouble with Qin Shuang, and finally became yellow......
Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but smile bitterly, "But this marriage is ...... You've seen my lady, too, hehe...... You know. ”
Huang Xiu'er sneered, "Look at your little bit of talent, just look at your little talent, children of the rivers and lakes, regardless of the details, I'll just say it directly, I still decide to marry you." ”
In the face of this good thing, Wang Xiaoming didn't know whether to be happy or happy, although he was secretly happy in his heart, he still didn't understand it a little, so he asked cheaply, "For shrimp?" ”
Huang Xiuer said lightly, "Although you are a person, you are timid and lustful, selfish and self-interested, and your character is even more ......."
Wang Xiaoming hurriedly stopped, "Thank you!" No need to boast so much detail! I can't figure it out, why do you ...... when you know me so well?"
Huang Xiuer said: "Because you are a good person." ”
Wang Xiaoming was really stunned, and after a while, he said, "Good person? These two words don't seem to have much to do with me, do they? Can you explain? ”
Huang Xiuer smiled, it is undeniable that although she is a female paper, she laughs like a flower.
"Hehe, maybe about this, after we get married, I will naturally explain to you, what you have to do now is to think about how to marry me, declare in advance, I want to marry Ming Media, not the main room, if you want to ruin the marriage, it's okay, I don't want anything else, but you have to pay me back to Mixed Yuan Jindan."
Wang Xiaoming shouted, "Hey! Didn't you make it clear that you were forcing me? You know that I have ...... the Mixed Yuan Jindan."
Huang Xiu'er pulled Wang Xiaoming's little white face, "Think about it slowly!" Say it if you think of it, if you can't think of it...... Hehe, you've seen my martial arts, right! ”
Wang Xiaoming swallowed his saliva, "Lady, you rest earlier, let your husband think about it"
…………
In a noodle restaurant, Zhang Liang and Liu Bang sat opposite the table.
Zhang Liang ordered a bowl of Yangchun noodles, and Liu Bang swallowed saliva at the noodles.
On the day of the breakout, he went out in a hurry, and he was cut out in pajamas, and he didn't have a penny on him......
And Zhang Liang was not very enthusiastic about him along the way, although he didn't say that he didn't open his mouth to drive him away, but he only had to speak.
Zhang Liang smiled lukewarmly, "It's been three days, don't you still want to eat?" ”
Liu Bang pouted, "I'm not hungry." ”
Grunt, Liu Bang's stomach protested, meow, I haven't eaten for three days, and I dare to say that I'm not hungry!
Zhang Liang nodded, "That's okay, then I'll eat it first!" ”
Liu Bang was speechless, okay, you are a white-faced scholar, have you read all the usual sage books in vain? What are you doing so vitriolly!
I saw the guy coming over with a bowl of noodles, and just put it down in front of Liu Bang.
Liu Bang hurriedly slapped the table and said, "What do you mean by this thing?" This kind of coarse food, Uncle Ben never eats!
But then again, I think you're also quite sincere, if you have to give it to me, I'll smile and accept it, but declare in advance, I won't give money! ”
The guy was stunned, "Give money?" This boy has already paid! ”
When Liu Bang heard this, he hurriedly said, "Give money?" Then why didn't you say it earlier! ”
After speaking, he picked up the chopsticks and picked them up.
Zhang Liang smiled wittily: "Didn't you say you weren't hungry?" ”
Liu Bang gobbled it up, waved his hand and said, "This question, let's talk about it after eating......
Just when Liu Bang was eating wildly, a team of Qin soldiers broke in viciously, and then one of them took a bunch of portraits and looked at the guests of the noodle restaurant one by one, and the guests were all shocked.
A Qin soldier came over, Zhang Liang quickly lowered his head, but Liu Bang was curious, and Zhang Liang screamed bitterly.
I saw Qin Bing scolding and scolding, "Meow, there are so many anti-thieves, none of them have been found!" ”
As he spoke, he flipped through a pile of portraits in his hand, and then grabbed the stunned customers and compared them one by one.
When Liu Bang came to Qin Bing's side to look at the portrait, Qin Bing just turned to a portrait of a lewd uncle.
The price on the portrait is clearly marked, and the head of this person is worth fifty taels of silver.
As soon as Qin Bing saw this portrait, he let out a disgusting "phew" and was about to turn it over.
Liu Bang was stunned for a moment, hurriedly held it down, and blurted out, "Damn!" Isn't this painting me? Meow! What a quote, only fifty taels! Huh! Brother Zifang, there are you too! Your list price is ......"
When the Qin soldiers heard this, they immediately drew their swords......
Zhang Liang sighed, alas! ……
Zhang Liang could only pull out the Tianhong Sword......
This book is derived from reading books