Chapter 110: Animal Comrades

Chapter 110: Animal Comrades-in-Arms

Late at night, on the lawn of the Egret Garden, Shen Ming and Xiao Yi sat by the warm bonfire, like a couple on an outing. The gentle Shen Ming told Xiao Yi about the unknown Nirvana.

Project Nirvana, which gathers all kinds of freaks from every corner of the world, has developed the most comprehensive killing method in human history. Everything is a murder weapon, this is the ultimate that everyone has been pursuing, even a packet of white sugar, can kill a target with stage 3 diabetes.

In order to execute the inhuman combat mode, it is only natural to often go deep alone. As a result, some Nirvanas have developed a method of using animals as their comrades-in-arms, using a unique animal language to communicate, such as mice, dogs, cats, birds, and even cockroaches.

They can be the early warning radar of the Nirvana, detecting dangers that are not even detected, or they can be the scouts of the Nirvana, going deep into the tiger's den and retreating with their whole body.

They communicate with Nirvana in a unique language, and even if they are accidentally captured by the enemy, they will not betray Nirvana because of torture to extract confessions, and they are more trustworthy teammates than humans.

However, it is not an easy task to train animal comrades-in-arms, first of all, it is difficult to find a high-IQ animal, for example, there are 6 billion people in the world, but there is only one Einstein, one Hawking; In addition, highly intelligent animals do not necessarily have a long enough lifespan, such as a cockroach, which has already died before you have completed the training course; Finally, even if it has a high IQ and a long lifespan, it still makes people anxious because of its lack of mobility, such as a turtle...... Live longer than you and have an egg?

Of course, in addition to these innate factors, there are also battlefields that limit the play of animal comrades-in-arms, for example, you finally trained a military dog, and as a result, you took it to the Celestial Empire Yulin to perform a mission, and when you urgently need the support of your teammates, turn your head and see that your teammates have already stewed on someone else's table......

To sum up, although the animal teammates are very practical, the training is too difficult, so that there are only a handful of Nirvana people who actually use this kind of comrade-in-arms, and even fewer use them well.

"Can animals do so many things? It's amazing! Xiao Yi exclaimed.

"Humans are a group of sick creatures, and they have long studied ways to use animals to fight, such as carrier pigeons to send messages and war horses to raid. In World War II, the German Tiger tank was invincible, and four Allied tanks were like chopping melons and vegetables.

Later, the Allies developed a perverted game of using military dogs to blow up tanks, they released military dogs that had been hungry for 3 days to eat sausages under the Tiger tank, trained the dogs' mindset, and then waited for the front line, tied explosives bags to the military dogs, and released them directly.

The hungry dog pounced on the bottom of the Tiger tank in full automatics, and the most elite war machine gave a dog its knees. Shen Ming explained, while grabbing the barbecue stand crank on the bonfire next to him, and spun around.

"Gah! Ga! "Tied to the stand is the mountain ghost's animal comrade-in-arms Egret Panda, and this proud bird is now spinning around on the fire like a roast duck, and tears are falling.

"You're so cruel, maybe it betrayed you, but you're so bad...... Pluck the hair first, then roast it. Xiao Yi looked at the almost blackened bird with a sympathetic expression.

"Gah! Ga! (System translation: I'm fucking you uncle!) Pan Da roared.

"Don't scream, when you become "Infernal Affairs", you should know that there will be such an end, who told you to betray the charm position, and then dismantle your legs and give them to the charm to make up for the body." Shen Ming grabbed a handful of salt and sprinkled it on Pan Da's body.

"Gah! Ga! (System translation: Don't eat me!) I eat a lot of salmon and have a lot of cholesterol! After eating me, you will also have a sudden myocardial infarction and die! Pan Da begged for mercy.

"It's so miserable...... I can't even take it anymore. A trace of tears flashed in Xiao Yi's eyes, and he took out a saber from behind him, "Let's cut my neck and bleed first!" ”

"Gah! Ga! (System translation: You chick is so cruel!) How can you say that we are all tied with long legs, how can you take my life?! Pan Da burst into tears.

"Do you prefer cumin-flavored or plain?" Shen Ming asked.

"Cumin, don't give peppers, I've been on fire lately." Xiao Yi hadn't eaten an egret yet, and she didn't know what it tasted like.

"Gah! Ga! (System translation: Oh my God!) You two kill a thousand knives! Even if I am a ghost, I will not let you go! I'm so cute, you can even talk about it! It's inhumane! Pan Da cried out in despair.

At this moment, the Thai housekeeper who smelled the smell of barbecue hurriedly rushed over, "Mr. Shen Ming, stay under the fire!" ”

"Butler Tai! Haven't slept yet? Would you like a bird's wing? Shen Ming greeted warmly.

"Mr. Shen Ming, Pan Da is a member of my Prince's Mansion, he can't be killed!" The butler stepped forward to stop him.

"But it's troublesome not to kill it......" Shen Ming told the steward Tai about the virtue of the spy bird. He and the mountain ghost will have a battle in the future, and if there is this cheap bird to stir up the situation, I am afraid that he will also be more than lucky.

The Thai housekeeper is also a reasonable person, but Pan Da has been in the Prince's Mansion for almost 20 years and has already become the mascot of the Prince's Mansion. It and the young master are also like brothers, and it is understandable to help the young master.

In the end, the Thai housekeeper still asked Shen Ming for a face with a shy old face, and let Pan Da a bird. But capital sins can be avoided, but living sins cannot be escaped.

Poor Pan Da was finally put off the barbecue, and the seasoning all over her body was estimated to take several hot spring soak to wash it off. Its long neck was covered with a metal collar, and a metal chain was tied to the nest.

"Cheap bird, now you know what it's like to be a traitor, right?" Shen Ming educated Pan Da in front of him.

"Gah! Ga! Pan Da fluttered his wings and rushed towards Shen Mingchi, just as he wanted to pop the eggs of this bad guy, but the length of the chain made it stop in front of Shen Ming.

"Kill the animal comrades of the mountain ghosts, it's cool!" Shen Ming turned around and left contentedly, and went back to his room to sleep.

Without the threat of mountain ghosts, everyone slept exceptionally peacefully that night, including the mountain ghost Yaozu who also had a good night's rest in the tree hole of his childhood.

In the early morning, the sun was still rising in the east, and the quiet and peaceful village of Baylor began the day at the same pace, with the children going to school, the adults busy, and the old people dancing, all without any impact from the days of shooting.

What has changed slightly is that many village committees have begun to decorate the altar with their hands, and the festival that will start in four days is a more important event than the New Year, and everyone is looking forward to it.

Her hand was so badly injured that it took the doctor two hours last night to remove all the rock fragments embedded in her flesh and skin, and her tendons were slightly injured. If it is not rescued in time, eighty percent will be scrapped in the future.

Early in the morning she woke up from the pain in her arm, the effect of the anesthetic had passed, and the next was the painful recovery period. As a practitioner, Mei has long been accustomed to pain, but she can't support her body to get out of bed, which is indeed a little inconvenient, especially the urge to urinate in the early morning......

Mei is not the life of a daughter, even if she is injured, she has to do everything by herself. Just as she was trying to bite the carved handrail wooden stick at the head of the bed with her teeth and wanted to sit up, Shen Ming, who was holding a bowl of hot porridge, pushed the door and walked in.

The scene was a little embarrassing, Mei was only wearing lace underwear, biting the long round wood, and the naughty sheet automatically slid down to the waist, revealing the beautiful tight vest line.

"Friend, hunger is hunger, wood is not edible." Shen Ming sighed.

"Eat your sister...... I want to sit up......" Mei spoke, and her saliva flowed out automatically, and she slid down the wooden stick, and the scene was a bit evil.

"Let me do it." Shen Ming stepped forward slowly, sat at the head of the bed with one hand, and pulled up the slippery sheet to cover his whole body.

"Are there any taboos?" Shen Ming sat on the edge of the bed and stirred the green onion and lean porridge in his hand.

"Eat everything but your meat." Mei's hostility is as natural as the morning sun.

"That's good." Shen Ming already liked this kind of conversation like mustard rushing to his nose, and fed Mei with a smile and ate lean porridge, "You are inconvenient now, don't be reckless, what do you need to say directly." ”

"I need you to die, can you kill yourself and show me?" Mei Leng said coldly.

"It's a bit difficult, what I've always learned is to live in any environment, self-killing doesn't fit my style, but if you want to see me die so much, I will definitely take a video and email it to you when I really die." Shen Ming is a friend enough.

"Are you always this heartless and heartless, can't splash oil into a dead pig and is not afraid of boiling water?" Facing Shen Ming, she had an indescribable sense of frustration, feeling that she was trying her best to use the most vicious words in the world, and she couldn't make his smile change in the slightest.

"No, I was nervous when I thought you were going to die." Shen Ming said sincerely.

"Don't show me that look of pity, don't be so kind to me!" Mei suddenly knocked over the porridge bowl in Shen Ming's hand, "I'm not a weak little girl, I will hide in your arms and be coquettish, your warmth only makes me feel disgusting!" I am the strongest samurai, a cold-blooded demon who can kill you a hundred times! Get out! Never step into my room again! ”

Shen Ming, who sighed, simply cleaned up the debris on the ground, and stood up with a sigh, "I understand, you tell me, and I will do it." ”

"Why...... Why would anyone make me so unbearable? The anger made Mei's arm twitch painfully, and she lay on the bed again tiredly, Mei's wanted to cry, just because she seemed to be a little tempted, just because there was such a man, so that she felt that she was actually taken care of, nervous, and protected very happy......

Mei spent 20 years training herself into a piece of steel, convinced that the difference between herself and men is just going to different toilets. Only this kind of ruthlessness and strength can become the right-hand man of the Feng family's young master, once she admits her weakness, once she becomes dependent on others, she can no longer become the last Feng family slave, let alone win the name of "peerless martial artist".

"What? Was it kicked by a horse? At the door, Xiao Yi, who was waiting, looked at Shen Ming and smiled evilly.

"Mustang is like this, so you should take care of it a little more. Without her parents, her companions are all dead, plus a young master of the Feng family, she is also quite unlucky. Shen Ming sighed.

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