Chapter 300 The number of new members is capricious
"But no matter what, it is a fact that this Wu Mingyuan defeated Dongcai University, and now he is a popular fried chicken in the school's martial arts club, a newly rising celebrity on the school forum, and is recognized by many girls as the most secure boy in Tunghai University!"
Chen Lingling couldn't stop waving her hands when she spoke, her eyes flashed with stars, and it could be seen that she was also one of Wu Mingyuan's fans.
"This Wu Mingyuan is very handsome, right?" Li Mengnan suddenly asked.
"Of course." Chen Lingling's answer was categorical.
The three daughters of Leyou covered their mouths and snickered, and Li Mengnan stroked his chest and vomited blood.
Sure enough, being able to play is not the key, the key is handsome, as long as the appearance is off the charts, even if he is beaten as a dog, he still has fans.
After laughing, Chen Lingling, who seemed to be very interested in martial arts, suddenly asked a very presumptuous question.
"Li Mengnan, aren't you 'Baturu'? Then who is more powerful, you or that Wu Mingyuan? â
Yu Meixin secretly kicked Chen Lingling under the table, since ancient times, there is no first martial arts and no second, and it is very impolite to compare two boys together, and it is very easy to hurt people's self-esteem.
Even Le Youyou, who has always been good-natured, couldn't help but turn a little ugly, after all, Li Mengnan was her friend.
Li Mengnan waved his hand to show that it was okay, and he would not be punished if he did evil without intention, he had already discovered that this Chen Lingling was a little young in psychological age, and she spoke like a junior high school student without any scheming, so naturally she would not be as careless as such a lovely girl.
"Then what is the origin of Wu Mingyuan?"
"I heard that he is from Ji Province, and he is the descendant of Bajiquan." Yu Meixin hurriedly replied, that Wu Mingyuan is the new male god on the school forum, and a large amount of private information has long been published on the Internet by powerful human flesh searches.
"Then I'm no match for him." Li Mengnan said calmly.
The women looked at each other, this answer was really beyond their expectations, and Le Youyou smiled dumbly, and said, "You answered too simply, right?" Aren't you boys all dead trying to save face, and you don't fall down? â
"There is a specialization in the art industry, he is professional, I am an amateur, I admit that I can't beat him, what's there to be ashamed of?" Li Mengnan's expression was natural, without any sense of shame.
Magicians and warriors are people who live in two worlds, and it is difficult for them to intersect with each other, and the similarities and differences in their cultivation directions make them incomparable.
A strong-willed warrior can almost completely ignore the illusionary attacks cast by the magician, and similarly, a mentally strong magician can also instantly erase the warrior's consciousness, and everything is unknown until the official battle.
Of course, from the perspective of force alone, the trickster is definitely not as good as the martial artist who takes killing as his lifelong research.
However, Li Mengnan is carrying the illusion treasure "Lei Quenching Wood Crystal" at the moment, and a martial artist with the same cultivation can be killed in an instant, even some grandmaster-level martial artists, in the case of a sneak attack, I am afraid that he will also suffer a lot of hidden losses.
Unlike the trickster's bending and stretching, most of the martial artists have strong self-esteem, and the martial arts they practice are equivalent to their lifelong beliefs, and they cannot tolerate any slander.
Once you are entangled by those brainless warriors, it is even more disturbing than stepping on chewed gum.
Le Youyou found that the atmosphere present was a little awkward, and hurriedly relieved Li Mengnan and said: "This is also true, everyone has strengths and weaknesses, although Li Mengnan may not be as good as Wu Mingyuan's kung fu, but Wu Mingyuan will not be able to do magic." â
"Can you do magic? Wait, I remember, I seem to know you! â
Hearing Le Youyou say this, Yu Meixin and the other girls suddenly remembered that as early as a few months ago, there was a magic video on the school forum that was said to be a miraculous magic video that flowed out from the audition site of the welcome party, and Li Mengnan seemed to be the mysterious magician in the video!
"I just seem to know each other......
The tragedy of lack of appearance was staged again, and Li Mengnan felt more and more that he was not suitable to be a trickster, this damn world of looking at faces.
"I didn't think we still have a big magician hidden here, Li Mengnan, let's make a magic trick?"
Under the leadership of Yu Meixin, several women here began to coax, although the video on the Internet is wonderful, but how can it compare to a live performance?
A lamb's leg was sliced to only two large bones, and Li Mengnan casually threw it to the stray dogs who were wandering near the barbecue stall, and set the meat skewers that the girls had just skewered on the charcoal grill on the tabletop.
"A few beauties, with empty white teeth, are going to watch performances, isn't it too inauthentic? There has to be a lottery, or you're not motivated......"
Li Mengnan opened his mouth to ask for benefits, there was nothing to be embarrassed about, eating by skill was a matter of course.
"If you haven't performed yet, you want benefits? Why don't we give you a fragrant kiss from Sister Youyou, and tell you, you can take advantage of the cheapness, and there are a few of us, but Sister Youyou's first kiss hasn't been sent out yet......"
Yu Meixin took advantage of Le Youyou's defenselessness and playfully pushed her on Li Mengnan, Le Youyou screamed and got up to chase after her, and her white cheeks rarely flew up a few red glows.
Li Mengnan shook his head resignedly, and sighed: "Forget it, just think I'm giving love and charity, the face value of the first kiss is too big, I can't find zero ......"
"If you can't find zero, you can owe it first! Let Sister Youyou slowly kiss back in the future! â
Yu Meixin, who loves to make trouble, still didn't let go of Le Youyou, and the table burst into laughter again.
Probably thinking that the joke was a bit too much, Nie Xiaoqian reached out and grabbed Yu Meixin and Le Youyou, and reminded timidly: "Okay, don't make trouble, stop and watch the magic trick, you guys are so rude." â
Li Mengnan felt that this long-haired girl was a bit troublesome, but he was watching it with relish, and the two beautiful girls who were like flowers and jade were frolicking and playing much better than Rausch's magic.
Of course, it is still debatable whether Le Youyou can be regarded as a beautiful girl, but even if she is a little fatter, at least that youthful vitality is not fake.
Li Mengnan felt in his pocket, took out a handful of coins and threw them on the table, and was about to speak, but Chen Lingling pulled them all away.
"You are not allowed to use coins!"
"I'll go, sister, are you playing with me? It's hard for a good woman to cook without rice! You took all the coins away, and you asked me to show you the meat skewers into live sheep? "Li Mengnan has seen unreasonable, but he has never seen such unreasonable.
"Lingling, don't make trouble, quickly return the coin to Li Mengnan." Leyou helps the cavity.
"Yo, before you got married, you started to sing with your husband? Before the holiday, I showed my affection like this, how can I wait for a single Wang to be embarrassed? Yu Meixin quipped that Chen Lingling was afraid that the world would not be chaotic and conform to "that is".
"You magicians, you are coins, poker, poker, coins all day long, you don't get tired of acting, we are tired of watching, won't you come up with some new tricks?" It turned out that Chen Lingling grabbed coins to see something fresher.
Chen Lingling's words are typical layman's words, although magicians give ordinary people the feeling of mystery and omnipotence, but in fact, every magic trick they perform has to be practiced repeatedly, learn from countless failures, and constantly revise and improve, in order to finally approach perfection and become a formal performance on the stage.
One minute on stage, ten years off the stage, the magician and his party have a lower tolerance rate than any profession, and no one dares to take out an imperfect magic trick for performance.
Because of this, the innovation of magic is also extremely slow, even for world-class magicians, there are actually only a few iconic magicians, and the rest are still conventional magic tricks that ordinary magicians can perform.
If it is replaced by other magicians, Chen Lingling's request that she is not allowed to perform coin and card magic is equivalent to letting the magician abandon his martial arts and tie his hands and feet again, which is not just unreasonable, it is simply smashing the field.
However, this does not pose any problem for Li Mengnan, after all, he is inherited from the lineage of ancient Chinese magicians, and cannot be regarded as a pure magician.
The performance of the parcher is not confined to external objects, and no matter what means are used, as long as it can surprise people but cannot guess it, it can be regarded as a successful performance.
is also thanks to Yu Meixin mentioning "Single Wang", otherwise Li Mengnan really couldn't remember that he once had a trick that couldn't be counted.
No way, it will be more, it's just so capricious.
"That Wang, yes, what do you see, just say you! Put down that broken bone in your mouth, come and do me a favor, and I'll give you meat in a moment......"
"Wang?"
The women thought it was Li Mengnan's mistake, but they followed what Li Mengnan was looking for and found that what he was calling was really a stray dog wandering around the barbecue stall looking for food.
This time it's really fresh, it's not like they've never seen the magic tricks of animals in the show, but it's the first time they've seen them when they find a stray dog and use it so casually.
"Li Mengnan, you didn't mean to tease us, did you? It's just a stray dog, and you didn't raise it since you were a child, how can it listen to you? â
Chen Lingling looked suspicious, although the other women were not as obvious as Chen Lingling's appearance, their eyes were obviously a little curious, as if they wanted to see what kind of medicine Li Mengnan was selling in this gourd.
The fact made everyone completely shatter their glasses, and the stray dog that was so hybrid that he couldn't see the breed at all really seemed to understand what Li Mengnan said, spit out the dirty broken bone in his mouth, and ran to Li Mengnan with a servile look and stuck out his tongue and wagged his tail.
"Sit down, make a gesture, and say that the beauty is ......"
The ordinary stray dog seemed to have been suddenly captured by aliens and developed its brain domain, and it carried out every command given by Li Mengnan in the slightest.
Of course, it is impossible to speak human words, and it can only be replaced by three "Wangwang", otherwise this is not a dog, but a dog spirit that has not yet turned into a human form.
Even so, this dog's appearance is quite eye-catching, and his cute appearance amused Le You and other girls couldn't help laughing, and it also attracted the amazement of the neighboring diners.
"No, you're a circus at most, not magic at all, you're cheating!"
Chen Lingling still didn't give up, typically put down the dishes and chopsticks and scolded the cook, saying that she laughed the most just now.
"It's magic, you just can't understand it."
Li Mengnan threw the stray dog a piece of mutton that weighed almost one or two, waved it away, and raised his eyebrows at Chen Lingling, looking like he had the ability to bite me.
He didn't bother to explain the difference between the two to a layman, and even if he did, the other party might not understand.
This is neither magic nor illusion, but true manipulation of consciousness.
The mental barriers of animal brains are much weaker than those of humans, and they are easily disturbed by more powerful brain waves, which can signify submission or complete accusation.
It is said that a powerful beast master can even share his senses with pet beasts, but Li Mengnan is not a professional after all, and all he can use is some fur means.
After the little magic show, the first batch of lamb skewers was almost grilled.
Although Li Mengnan is not good at cooking, as a child who grew up on the grassland, barbecue has risen from a skill to an instinct, and the grilled meat skewers are brown and juicy, which retains the fresh aroma of mutton to the greatest extent, and is highly praised by all the women.
Chen Lingling suddenly seemed to find something, and went to the corner of Youyouyou's clothes excitedly, and said, "Hey? It's really Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here, Sister Youyou, who are you looking at over there? â
"Huh? Really! Sister Youyou, that's not your old enemy, and her new boyfriend Wu Mingyuan! How come they are here? â
Li Mengnan temporarily put down the meat skewers in his hand and followed the prestige, and sure enough, he found Zhuang Jia who was still wearing heavy makeup and sexy exposure at another barbecue stall more than ten meters away from them.
Opposite Zhuang Jia was a white-clothed young man with fair skin and a heroic spirit, sitting as straight and steady as a bronze bell, and the muscles slightly tensed under his thin clothes made his whole person look like a snow leopard ready to attack, with sharp eyes, as if he would choose someone to devour at any time.
Almost at the same time that Li Mengnan was paying attention to him, the young man in white also seemed to sense something, and turned his head to meet Li Mengnan's gaze towards him.
Yo, Xiaomi, I really underestimate you, my intuition is very keen......
Li Mengnan pouted and made a flying kiss in the air, and threw a wink at the young man in white, the other party couldn't help but stagger, his face was as ugly as eating two catties of ****, and he hurriedly twisted his head away.
Li Mengnan smiled secretly in his heart, sure enough, he was a disciple cultivated by a big family of martial artists, and he had a lot of kung fu, but his heart was too bad, he couldn't even bear this little trick, and he dared to let it out to mix the rivers and lakes, if he met someone with a heart, he would definitely be able to deceive him so much that there was no bone or scum left.
Due to the direction of the sitting, Zhuang Jia didn't see Li Mengnan's table, and it was impossible for Le Youyou and the others to take the initiative to go over to the hot face and stick the cold buttocks, so they simply pretended not to see it, and quickly turned the topic elsewhere.
"By the way, Youyou, you said before that 610 in the bedroom next door to you is sealed, right?"
Li Mengnan came to Le Youyou this time, in addition to paying back the money, he also planned to collect some information for his first self-selected mission.
"You're also interested in this kind of thing? I thought we were the only girls who would be interested in this kind of supernatural event. â
Dormitory 610 is a long-rumored haunted place on the campus of Tunghai University, and almost every student who has been to the sixth floor of the dormitory building will be extremely curious about the room in the middle of the hallway, which is locked and sealed all year round.
More than one person had asked about Le Youyou's similar words, so Li Mengnan's question didn't make her think much about it, and said casually: "There are rumors, and they have noses and eyes, why after twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, there was a senior sister in red pajamas in the corridor who asked someone for directions or something, but there were good people who stayed for a week and didn't see anything strange." â
It's strange to be able to see it, even the conscious strong magnetic energy body "ghost" that has some memories left before life can only appear within the range of the illusion force field, and the illusion force field is like a dimensional barrier, firmly limiting the range of activities of the "ghost" in the real world.
"Are there still people in our school who are well fed and have nothing to do?" Li Mengnan was a little surprised by the so-called "good deeds", and sure enough, there were many strange things in the university.
Yu Meixin seemed to know more about this matter, and replied first: "It's a club called the Unscientific Society, which is said to have been applied for by a freshman this year, and what's even more amazing is that the school actually approved it, it's too unscientific......
This slot is quite level, and Li Mengnan feels that even if he spits it by himself, he probably won't find a better slot.
"It can't be said that it's all rumors." Chen Lingling interjected, she seemed to know something else, "I heard a classmate who joined the unscientific club say that their club did not really keep vigil in the corridor, but secretly entered the 610 dormitory to play supernatural games, it is said that it is very accurate to play pen fairies there, and they said that they will play when they have time!" â
"Isn't the 610 dormitory locked?"
"People are like this, the more they don't let in, the more curious they become...... In fact, the lock was broken by the senior students more than a year ago, and now it is just a gesture, and it can be opened with a little hard tugging. â
Chen Lingling broke out another piece of powerful inside information.
"Bixian's game of deceiving children, you actually believe in a highly educated college student?" Yu Meixin hated to put her mouth to the root of her ear, with an expression of shame to be with her.
"What science can't prove, doesn't mean there isn't zĂ i! You're a highly educated college student, don't you even understand this? Chen Lingling's perfect "return the other way to the other" asked Yu Meixin speechless.
Le Youyou looked at the two of them with a smile, without any intention of helping, but asked Li Mengnan: "You seem to be the best at these weird things, which of the two of them do you think is right?" â
"It's all right, it's not true." Li Mengnan gnawed on the crumbs of minced meat hanging on the bamboo skewers very unfiguratively.
"You will be with the mud, and you will not be offended on either side." Leyou You smiled.
"I'm telling the truth...... It's like this every time, but no one believes me when I tell the truth, is it really my looks? Li Mengnan touched his nose depressedly.