Chapter 31: Please Give Me Death, Don't Read It!
[Chapter Word Count:3214 Last Updated:2014-11-0201:39:45.0]
"Let's go."
The mutton steamed bun didn't move, Lei Ming took Qian Xiaomo's hand and stood up, and threw a bright red bill on the table.
In everyone's surprised and slightly envious eyes, Qian Xiaomo was forced to trot to keep up with Lei Ming's pace.
"What else do you want to eat now?"
Lei Ming let go of Qian Xiaomo's hand and stared with low eyebrows.
She looked nymphomaniac, her eyes were confused, and she didn't come back to her senses at all.
"Hey!" Lei Ming stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Qian Xiaomo's eyes, but there was no response.
"Qian Xiaomo?"
She was as stiff as a stone sculpture.
Lei Ming squinted, his face was not good, and his tone was as flat as the wind, "Qian Xiaomo, your year-end bonus this year is in vain." ”
"Huh? Why? Qian Xiaomo's eyes immediately brightened.
Lei Ming is embarrassed, does this stupid woman only have money left except for food?
"Because since I got off work, your boss and I haven't eaten a bite."
"Ah......h
Qian Xiaomo looked at her empty hands, and then looked back at the mutton steamed bun shop, their water and kebabs were all gone!
She paid for it......
Qian Xiaomo, were you completely defeated by the words "fiancée"?
She sighed helplessly, but what exactly does "fiancée" mean?
“BOSS……”
"Say."
"That...... You said just now, you said I was you...... It's ......."
Lei Ming raised his eyebrows jokingly, his eyebrows and eyes were full of a strong taste of romance, "Are you serious?" ”
“……”
Qian Xiaomo looked at Lei Ming with a blank eye, the big boss's words landed, and her spring breeze blew and grew grass all withered again.
"Qian Xiaomo." Lei Ming leaned over with his hands in his trouser pockets, his lips against her ear, "You, don't you know my orientation?" ”
Hey......
Qian Xiaomo couldn't help but snort, and her back was crawling with a layer of goosebumps in an instant.
"Then why does the boss still say that I am ......"
"Well, I just wanted to see the look of consternation on their faces to see how unworthy we really are."
"BOSS, I want to eat rock sugar gourd!"
Qian Xiaomo abruptly changed the topic, pointed to the vendor who walked in front of him, and hurriedly ran up.
If this topic is further investigated, she will be worthless by the big boss again!
Lei Ming still stood in place with a leaning posture, looking at Qian Xiaomo's embarrassed expression, he couldn't help but smile all over his face.
This stupid girl, why does he believe everything he says!
Qian Xiaomo stood in front of the vendor of rock sugar gourds, choosing left and right, which was simply making an illusion.
She wanted to dig a hole in the ground now, and she asked something like that in front of the boss?
Does she still want to stay in Kaisheng Group?
What girlfriend, what fiancée, what after marriage, Qian Xiaomo, what can you expect from the boss?
Even if the big boss doesn't like men, just by virtue of your appearance and qualifications, you can be worthy of the big boss?
"What a dream! Impossible! Qian Xiaomo covered her red face and sighed.
Lei Ming walked up, casually took out a string of rock sugar gourds from the vendor's hand, and paid for it.
"You can actually say a four-word idiom, and you can say two in a row?"
"Huh?"
When did Lord Boss come up? Did he hear all her words?
"I ...... I'm a college student too! Moreover, he is also an employee of Kaisheng Group! ”
"Well, I remember, you're just a newcomer on probation."
Boom! Something fell from the sky and smashed on Qian Xiaomo's head.
"Take it. I'm hungry, go find something for me to eat. ”
Lei Ming threw the rock sugar gourd to Qian Xiaomo and walked away proudly.
Qian Xiaomo looked at the rock sugar gourd in a daze, and suddenly had a feeling that the master and the senior brother were talking?
"Ah...... Boss, wait for me! ”
Qian Xiaomo saw that Lei Ming was walking away, and hurriedly chased after him.
But there are too many people in the alley, everyone squeezes me and I squeeze yours, and no one pays attention to their feet.
Qian Xiaomo just caught up with Lei Ming, looked up and smiled, didn't pay attention to the person on the other side, was hit on the shoulder, and the center of gravity of the whole body fell backwards unsteadily, so frightened that she threw the rock sugar gourd in her hand into the sky.
Yes! That's the rock sugar gourd that the boss bought for her!
Qian Xiaomo waved her hand and shouted silently in her heart, completely forgetting that she was about to hit the ground with the back of her head.
Fortunately, Lei Ming's eyes were quick, and his strong arm was hugged, and Qian Xiaomo just fell into the crook of his arm steadily.
BOSS…… My lord......
Qian Xiaomo looked at Lei Ming's handsome face with joy, and her hands couldn't help but hook his neck.
The two of them maintained this posture as if dancing, and the passers-by were still in a hurry, leaving only traces of light swaying at the corners of their clothes. Time seems to stop at this moment, the picture freezes into a still frame picture, and their eyes are only each other.
Shout...... While!
"Ahh
Lei Ming frowned, covered the back of his head with one hand, and stood up with Qian Xiaomo in the other.
"Rock sugar gourd!"
Qian Xiaomo saw the string of rock sugar gourds smashed on Lei Ming's head, and fell to the side again, and wanted to pick it up, but was stopped by Lei Ming.
"Stupid! Dangerous! ”
Before the words landed, countless feet came and went and immediately trampled the rock sugar gourd.
If Qian Xiaomo had stretched out her hand just now, her posthumous photo would have waited for the headlines of the next day-
"Now I will broadcast you the latest news, located in a snack street in a certain city, at 7 o'clock yesterday night, the largest stampede in history broke out! The incident has led to the death of XXXXXXX people and the injury of XXXXXXX people. At present, a total of XXXXXXXX armed police special police and air police have been dispatched, and the cause of the incident, according to people familiar with the matter, is because of a string of falling rock sugar gourds. This photo is the posthumous photo of the person who led the stampede......"
Close-up of the camera, the posthumous photo is clearly a steaming bun!
Don't don't! Qian Xiaomo worked hard to get rid of the posthumous photo in her head, so that she didn't want to be treated as a joke after she died!
"BOSS, this is delicious......"
Qian Xiaomo hurriedly led Lei Ming to the other side, they were against the flow of people, which was very inconvenient.
People in the past always bumped into Qian Xiaomo's shoulders at every turn, and Lei Ming sighed when he saw her petite appearance.
He strode forward, clasped Qian Xiaomo's shoulders with both hands, followed her upright, and protected her in front of him, so he stood in front of the vendor that Qian Xiaomo said was delicious.
It's just that Lei Ming can't help but want to vomit!
"Qian Xiaomo! It's all ...... What are ......"
Lei Ming trembled and stretched out his hand to point at the skewers in front of the vendor, shocked, staggered back two steps, and hit the people behind him again and again.
"BOSS, there's a word written on it!"
Qian Xiaomo looked back, but she didn't expect the big boss in Yushu Linfeng to be afraid of insects.
"This is silkworm chrysalis, snake meat, Phnom Penh dragon lice......"
Qian Xiaomo introduced it lightly, Lei Ming was already afraid that the hairs on his body stood up.
"And this, the medicinal centipede, the signature dish!"
Qian Xiaomo said as she picked up a string of long, fat centipedes and swung them at Lei Ming.
Lei Ming was so frightened that he was caught off guard, unprepared, and screamed in panic, which startled passers-by to watch curiously.
"Hahahaha......"
Lord BOSS, this time, you've finally made a fool of yourself!
Qian Xiaomo laughed as she held the medicinal centipede, and even the passers-by on the side pointed at Lei Ming and snickered.
He coughed uncomfortably a few times, and put his hands in his trouser pockets to pretend to be calm.
"Qian Xiaomo!" Lei Ming pressed her shoulder and whispered, "What are they laughing at?" ”
"Laugh at you......"
"You!"
Lei Ming resisted the urge to strangle Qian Xiaomo, and took a deep breath, if he was as knowledgeable as a bun, wouldn't he surrender himself to become a steamed bun?
Lord BOSS let go of Qian Xiaomo, and then she pointed to the signboard above her head, "Look for yourself." ”
Lei Ming looked disdainfully in the direction of her fingers, and snorted the corners of his mouth, "Noodles, gluten art, force...... What a creation! ”
"So it's all fake!"
Lei Ming was embarrassed, he was actually deceived!! Still in public!!
Damn it!
He glared at Qian Xiaomo, but he didn't expect her to suddenly wave the centipede in her hand again, Lei Ming knew that it was fake, but he was still frightened.
"Lord BOSS, how many strings of centipedes and silkworm chrysalis do you want to eat?" Qian Xiaomo blinked proudly.
Lei Ming gritted his teeth, and the smile that Qian Xiaomo couldn't hide on his face was clearly a mockery of him, but he couldn't be fooled, and he couldn't deal with this bun girl! He's a BOSS, a BOSS with a talent, and he can't turn into a steamed bun, so—
"Boss, 30 strings of centipedes, 30 strings of silkworm pupa, 30 strings of snake meat, 30 strings of golden-edged dragon lice!"
"Huh?" Qian Xiaomo and the boss who baked gluten exclaimed in unison.
"There are so many, we can't finish eating!"
"Qian Xiaomo."
"Huh?"
"It's not us, it's you! You can eat all these things I ordered! ”
Nani?! Qian Xiaomo completely fell through the glasses.
She can't even eat the belly of an elephant!
"Boss, we don't want ......"
"Qian Xiaomo, I'll pay!"
Lei Ming grabbed Qian Xiaomo, who wanted to slip away, and at the same time took out several hundred-yuan bills from his wallet and put them on the car that baked gluten.
When the boss saw Lei Ming so generous, he immediately smiled, "Wait a minute, two of you!" ”
Don't...... Qian Xiaomo looked helplessly at the boss who baked gluten, she really would rather pick up the rock sugar gourd just now, and would rather be on the headlines tomorrow than die here!
God, did you hear her prayer? Get her out of the devil's hands!!
"Qian Xiaomo, still don't eat it?"
Lei Ming's voice like ice sounded, like a million tons of hail smashing on Qian Xiaomo's body, she should rest in peace!
"Qian Xiaomo, this is the boss's order, do you dare to disobey?"
Qian Xiaomo sat helplessly beside Lei Ming, surrounded by roasted gluten, and she suddenly felt that there was endless darkness in front of her, lightning and thunder.
"BOSS, I have a headache ......"
Qian Xiaomo covered her forehead and pretended to have a headache and wanted to slip away, Lei Ming snorted softly, and she could only sit back obediently.
"I—I seem to feel a little sick to my stomach...... I went to the toilet ......"
"Qian Xiaomo! Sit down! ”
"Yes......"
Lei Ming hooked his lips and smiled, "Are you scared?" ”
"Hmm!"
"Do you dare to tease me in the future?"
"Don't dare! Don't dare anymore! Qian Xiaomo suddenly sat up straight.
Lei Ming nodded with satisfaction and raised his hand, "Let's go, you're welcome." ”
“……”