Apologies for a lot of stabs happened today and came back late to write it, Ma Ding Gong's chapter is Thursday, and there will be a chapter on Friday.

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I looked around the customer service center with great nostalgia, and a strong sense of sadness arose in my heart.

I saw a group of customer service brothers also looking at me with the same melancholy eyes, or pity, or sadness, or reluctance,,

There are two big words written on their faces: Let's go!

I let out a long breath, clenched my fists, and strode forward in an extremely tragic mood!

Behind him, there were still whispers from a few gossipy guys:

"You say, "Is Bu Feng still saved this time?"

"It's hard to say, I don't think there is any hope for it, it's not that you haven't seen it, continuous absenteeism and it has intensified after being overrun by the boss last time, I think this time I really don't have any possibility."

"Mm-hmm, then his mouse belongs to me. My left mouse button is completely ineffective, and I have not seen any movement when I ask someone from the operation and maintenance department to change it for me. Now it's time to change him. "Cheng, then half of his graphics card is mine, and I have long wanted to change the integrated graphics card of this machine." It's finally working. ”

I closed my eyes and was speechless for a while.

In fact, I myself have no hope for my fate. As soon as I was in the World of Warcraft Amy incident, I was already skipping work and being arrested by my uncle and given an ultimatum. But I met Amy, who was transformed by the confused real name code, that night, and then followed Nian Cangsheng to Hangzhou. In addition, when I came back from Hangzhou, I bumped into the crossing incident between Lao Niu and Ah Chao.

The most direct result is that after I skipped work in a row, I once again set a record of four consecutive days of absenteeism!!

Therefore, after I came to the company today, all my colleagues looked at me with extreme pity, as if they were looking at a martyr who was about to go to the execution ground.

I smiled wryly, knowing that the tide was over. simply put on a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water. He went straight to his uncle's office.

But when I stepped into my uncle's office, all the courage I had before melted away like ice and snow in boiling water.

My uncle sat behind his plush desk, which was made up of two computer desks, his hands folded and crossed, and he was glancing at me majestically.

"You're here?" The low tone contains the prelude to the coming storm.

I smiled and nodded, muttering, "Yes, boss, me."

"Close the door!!" Uncle slapped the table, glared at me with an upturned eyebrow, and interrupted fiercely.

As the door quietly closed, my uncle began to scold me endlessly, spitting and shouting loudly, and I finally understood why he wanted me to close the door before starting me. If you don't close the door, it is estimated that this loud voice will definitely attract the security guards outside the door.

I was a little helpless in my heart, but I didn't dare to complain, after all, it was a miracle that any leader had a subordinate like me, and it was a miracle that he could tolerate me to this day, and with my uncle's violent temper, it was really unbelievable that he hadn't fired me.

So although I was mentally prepared to be expelled directly, I still lowered my eyebrows and let my uncle roar and scold.

This "can be regarded as thanks to the care of your old man for many years, so I will listen to you scold you for the last time!"

An hour later.

My uncle has been in class since I was a child, and I didn't pay attention to the lectures. Specially pulled the braids of the little girl in the front row, and talked about it, until I didn't learn anything, I couldn't pass the university, and finally even after I entered the company as a customer service, I still didn't want to repent, and I still only knew that I would never delve into business knowledge when playing games. When people and gods share the account and bury the big bastard who doesn't grow grass after death. Uncle finally ended the conversation with satisfaction.

I bowed deeply to my uncle. Bow and say to him in a sincere tone that is not adulterated at all: "Boss, thank you for your long care. Then I'll go to the personnel department to go through the resignation procedures, and I won't trouble you in the future

I turned and left.

Somehow, I felt a little sour in my nose, and it was strange, wasn't being away from this moody uncle always been the thing I was looking forward to the most? Why do you feel like crying when things come to an end?

"Stop!!" Uncle stopped me again with a neutral roar.

I turned back to look at him in wonder, but before I could turn back, my uncle had already rushed in front of me and gave me a hard shiver on the head.

"Who told you to quit!" He pointed to my nose and said, "Now get me back to my seat and work!" Lao Tzu tells you that you don't want to have any weekends for the next month. All of them work overtime for me!! ”

"What?" I stared at my uncle blankly, wondering if I had had auditory hallucinations just now.

"Get out!" My uncle slammed a neat palm on my back and blasted me out of the office.

As if in a dream, I looked at the scene in the customer service hall sluggishly, and all the customer service colleagues also followed the prestige to me, looking like they were inquiring about gossip.

I ignored them and walked calmly to my seat.

On the seat, two sluts were squatting on the ground, dismantling my computer main chassis with their hands and feet, and when they saw me coming, one of them blushed and seemed to have some "fierce explanation!" Little wind. You came out in an instant, one by one, one by one, hehe. The crowd is getting old. Instead of cheapening the new recruits in the future, you should use your own brothers first."

I took a deep breath and learned enough of my uncle's momentum, "Smack!" I slapped my palm on the table, and all the people in the customer service hall looked at me in shock, and the two guys in front of me who were dividing up my inheritance were even more frightened and jumped up from the ground.

"Lao Tzu Hu Hansan is back again!!" I declare it loudly and with pride!

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When I sat back down, turned on the computer and looked at the familiar... Stove picture. I still asked myself in disbelief, is my uncle really so generous, and he actually let me go again?

While I was still in a daze, the computer was booted up, and the company's internal chat tool circle was automatically launched.

The "Didi" circle indicates that there is a new message.

I looked up and saw that it was the personnel cuties who had sent me a message.

"Coming to work?"

"Uh" yes" This personnel cutie is in charge of the attendance of the entire business department, in the past, as a typical representative of late arrival and early departure, I was not less concerned by her, so when I saw that it was her news, I hurriedly replied with 120,000 points of caution.

"It's done? Why don't you come back and cancel the holiday? ”

"Ah" "uh" yes I quickly responded symbolically with the most vague words, while my mind was in a hurry, and I was fake? Done? What's the matter??

"Your boss is enough to take care of you, so many days in a row, only he will approve it, and change it to other project teams." It is estimated that you will be replaced a long time ago! The personnel cutie continued to complain.

Uncle! I finally understood that it was the moody uncle again, not only did he not continue to be absent from work because of me for no reason, but he actually helped me lie in front of personnel!

At this moment, my uncle's image in my heart suddenly became extremely tall. It turns out that he has been scolding, scolding, and even punching and kicking me all the time, all for my growth! It is only today that I understand his old man's painstaking efforts!!

Just when I am still here to express my heartfelt praise to my uncle. A message popped up on the screen again.

"But you're really good, you actually went to ask for leave for surgery for this disease."

Surgery?! Sickness?!!

An ominous shadow suddenly appeared in my heart, and I hurriedly threw myself on the keyboard and typed quickly, asking:

"Sick? What kind of disease? ”

"Hemorrhoids! Hee-hee, are you sorry? The girls in the administration department knew that the wind and snow in the customer service center had big hemorrhoids, and then asked for leave to go to the hospital for surgery

I:

Looking at the closed door of my uncle's office not far away, I had to look up to the sky and sigh, I really don't know if my uncle and his old man are covering me in every way, or if the bad taste is here to fix me.

I was still here with a long sigh, when suddenly the door of my uncle's office "Bang." The sound was opened, and my uncle poked out half of his head, glanced at the customer service center, and then rushed towards me

Hand.

"You, come in for me at once! small

I looked left and right, and found that there was no one else around me except me, so I had to stand up hesitantly, pointed at myself in confusion and asked, "Boss, are you calling me?" ”

"Nonsense! Who do you call if you don't call you! Come on in."

I hurriedly rushed over in three steps and two steps. My uncle looked at me with satisfaction, snorted and sat back at his desk, and I quickly closed the door very consciously.

"Verbally communicate a decision to you." Uncle didn't look up. Straight there to flip through a stack of papers, an elite white-collar style.

In fact, I know that he is simply pretending, because the stack of text in his hand is simply the cylinder paper that the printer has scrapped before,,

"This is a decision made by the superiors, it must be carried out, and there are no conditions to bargain with." My uncle finally finished flipping through the superimposed paper, looked up at me and said, his tone revealing undoubted majesty.

I sighed, I had already known that I was exempt from capital crimes, and that living sins were unforgivable, and that I had already had the consciousness of being sent out to work as coolies.

"Boss, tell me, this time is going to the interview center to receive petitioning players, or going to the Internet café to do market research? Anything goes," I said with a sad face.

"Hmph, it's stricter than this!" There was a smug look in my uncle's eyes.

I nodded, holding my breath for the verdict. "Do you have a passport?" Uncle suddenly asked a clueless question.

I nodded.

Two years ago, there was a coup d'état in Thailand, and President Thaksin Shinawatra was ousted and went into exile. So at that time, I was not afraid of death, so I teamed up with Wang Hanbing, an equally bold otaku, to travel to Thailand, which was considered to be a fulfillment of my life's dream of going abroad.

That was the time when I got a passport for a field of flowers.

"That's good," the smug look in my uncle's little eyes became more and more intense, "Three days later, we will go on a business trip together."

"On a business trip? Where to go? "I was a little stunned.

The Japanese uncle triumphantly solved the mystery.

Yes?!