Chapter 185: Don't underestimate children
"Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read......"
Li Mengnan sighed a little, it is also a single-parent family, but Xiao Baoer is much happier than Qingche, at least she has her mother and sister who love her, and Qingche not only has nothing, but is also forced to carry the hatred of both parents for each other.
"Cheongche is my best friend, so of course I hope she can be happy like a normal girl...... Although it would have been a little earlier to say that at my age. Xiao Bao'er patted Li Mengnan's shoulder with an expression of "the heavens will descend on the people", "The beautiful princess is looking forward to being saved in the castle of the evil dragon, brother, do you have the urge to become a prince to slay the dragon now?" ”
Li Mengnan pursed his lips amusedly, rubbed Xiao Bao'er's little head, and said, "If you understood, I would definitely not say this—if I transformed, I wouldn't be a prince, but another evil dragon." ”
Xiao Bao'er wrinkled her nose dissatisfiedly, showing a few cute little folds, so she didn't believe Li Mengnan's words.
The courtyard door opened, Xiao Hui and Minnie walked in from outside with a vegetable basket, Li Mengnan no longer chatted with Xiao Bao'er, and hurriedly got up to meet him.
"Mom, you're back, I'll get it for you!"
Xiao Hui happily handed the vegetable basket to Li Mengnan, but Minnie still ignored him, as if she didn't hear it at all, she walked straight past Li Mengnan and carried the vegetable basket into the kitchen.
"Alas, this child! Xiao Nan, don't mind, Nier may not be used to the multiple people in the family yet......"
Minnie's uncooperative attitude made Xiao Hui slightly embarrassed, and hurriedly said good things for her, she didn't want Li Mengnan to have a grudge against any member of the family.
"It's okay, if she really becomes enthusiastic, I may not be used to it......"
Li Mengnan waved his hand to show that he didn't pay attention to it at all, he had long expected that Minnie Mouse would have this attitude, once the heart knot is formed, it is not something that can be done after one or two enlightenments.
"Alas, Nier is a very good child, and she is usually very friendly to her neighbors, so when I see you, it's like seeing an enemy, and I don't know if it's because the two of you are at odds......"
Xiao Hui shook her head and sighed, and babbled into the kitchen.
The area of the kitchen was very small, and the three of them were obviously a little crowded when they were busy, and soon Xiao Bao'er was also kicked out by her mother, sitting under the pomegranate tree and staring at Li Mengnan in a daze.
"My sister doesn't seem to like you."
"You didn't find out on the first day, did you?"
"How is it possible, of course I have already seen it...... It's just a little hard to figure it out. ”
"Can't figure out what?"
"Brother, you are so good, you talk funny, and you can do magic, why does my sister hate you so much?"
Xiao Bao'er rested her elbows on her knees, dragged her face with her hands, and looked at Li Mengnan puzzled.
"If you like fish, do you have to have someone else like fish too?"
Of course, Li Mengnan can't tell the truth, "Because I and your sister had a super friendship relationship in the KTV bathroom", and can only give her a reasonable explanation.
"Are you questioning my taste in looking at men?" Xiao Bao'er snorted dissatisfiedly.
"Yo Yo Yo, still a man, still taste, you little girl...... There are still a lot of problems, how old are you, and you know what a man is? ”
Li Mengnan wanted to taunt "Is the hair growing", but suddenly found that it seemed a little obscene, especially for a little girl who was in the development period, and the words changed to the side of her mouth, and she almost bit her tongue.
"Cut, don't you just want to say that I haven't grown any hair!" Xiao Bao'er pouted and rolled her eyes, straightened up and rubbed the red mark on her knee that was pressed by her elbow, and said: "Gan Luo can be the prime minister at the age of twelve, Sima Guang knows how to smash the cylinder to save people at the age of seven, Cao Chong can be called an elephant at the age of five or six, Kong Rong knows how to make pears at the age of four, and the gourd baby can fight goblins when he is born, you dare to underestimate us children?" ”
"Wait, didn't something strange get in just now......"
"The details don't matter!" Xiao Bao'er was speechless, and didn't give Li Mengnan any time to react at all, "The important thing is that you don't look at us with that old eye, thinking that we post-00s don't understand anything, in fact, we know no less than you adults, but we are afraid that saying it will scare you, so we pretend to be naïve......"
Pretending to be naïve...... Pretending to be naïve...... Naive...... True......
Li Mengnan's heart at this moment seemed to have a group of embarrassed-faced divine beasts running happily on the Malegobi steppe, and among the billowing smoke and dust, there was a small grass and mud horse at the end of the team from time to time to stop and look back at him.
It turns out that this is the true form of the legendary post-00s? This is not something that can be described by the word precocious, right? It's a demon at all......
Li Mengnan finally understood that he was very wrong, the communication in child mode is obviously no longer suitable for Xiao Bao'er, this little girl knows too much, and she can talk to her as an adult of the same age.
"By the way, brother, I want to ask you something."
Turning his head to look in the direction of the kitchen, Xiao Bao'er moved Ma Zha forward, almost face to face with Li Mengnan.
"You say something, don't be tempted."
Precociousness is not entirely a bad thing, at least Li Mengnan no longer has to pretend to be a loyal brother in front of Xiao Bao'er, and he speaks a lot more casually.
There is no need to pretend to be a good child, Xiao Baoer is obviously a lot more lively, and her attitude towards Li Mengnan is a little more intimate.
"It's a beast to have bad thoughts about your sister!" Xiao Bao'er smiled and poked Li Mengnan's eyebrows with her fingers, and the girl's body fragrance with a little milky smell continued to float in Li Mengnan's nasal cavity, "Brother, does my sister have a boyfriend?" ”
Li Mengnan's eyelids twitched a few times unconsciously, and the intuition of this little girl was too sharp, but her face was still impassive, and she smiled: "You should ask your sister, why are you asking me?" ”
"Just like you used to be, I was a child in my sister's eyes, and you think she would tell me such a thing?" Xiao Bao'er dragged her chin with one hand, and her small mouth was pouted in dissatisfaction, "You are in the same school as her, and you are in the same class, I think you should know ......"
I do know that the problem is that I can't sue you......
Li Mengnan didn't know how to answer, so he simply pushed the question back shamelessly and asked, "Why do you think your sister has a boyfriend?" ”
Xiao Bao'er put her face to Li Mengnan's ear, and said mysteriously: "A while ago, I forgot when it happened, it should be a certain day during the eleventh holiday...... When my sister came home at night, I noticed that my sister's walking posture was a little wrong, her legs didn't seem to be able to close, and her eyebrows were always wrinkled, and she seemed to be in pain, and I suspected that my sister might have been broken. ”
"This ...... It doesn't mean anything, does it? Maybe it's just menstrual cramps? Li Mengnan said with a weak heart.
"That's my sister, I don't know when she's coming?" Xiao Bao'er looked at Li Mengnan with an idiot-like look, "Of course, I don't dare to draw conclusions about such a big matter, so after my sister went to the bathroom, I sneaked over to check, and guess what I found - there was blood on the paper!" Which part of a girl's ** is so easy to be injured? The only possibility is that the hymen ruptures......"
"You also rummaged through the trash can? Do you dare to be bored any more? Li Mengnan's eyes widened in disbelief, this little girl's curiosity is too strong, right?
"What's that look on your face? Is it just simple gossip when people are around? I'm helping my sister! If I hadn't cleaned up the evidence in the first place, I guess my mother would have found out by this time......"
Xiao Bao'er crossed Xiao Man's waist with both hands, and the reason was very good.
"You are really a good sister in Huaxia, you are so sweet......" Li Mengnan was no longer able to complain.
"Of course, to be a sister, you have to have the consciousness of being a sister, and do a line of love."
Xiao Baoer was quite proud, and seemed to be completely unaware that this was a counterstatement.
Or maybe she doesn't care at all.
Narcissistic for a moment, Xiao Bao'er seemed to realize that she was crooked, and hurriedly said: "Actually, I don't care what my sister did that night, after all, she is an adult, and she can be responsible for her own decisions...... I just want to know who that lucky man is, my sister's vision has always been very high, and the man who can make her willing to give herself must be very good. ”
"Shouldn't I be happy......" Li Mengnan muttered quietly.
"Brother, what did you say?" Xiao Bao'er didn't hear clearly.
"Oh, I mean, your sister is so beautiful, her boyfriend must be excellent, the kind of dragon and phoenix among people......" Li Mengnan's shy face was a fierce compliment.
Don't say it, boast about yourself, it feels so sour......
"So my sister really has a boyfriend?" Xiao Bao'er's eyes lit up instantly, as if she had discovered a new world.
"I really don't know." Li Mengnan has already made up his mind not to admit it, "You have also seen that your sister and I are at odds with each other, and she is like an enemy at home, do you think she can change to a good sister model at school?" ”
"That's just as well."
Xiao Baoer also knew that her sister Minnie Mouse and Li Mengnan did not deal with each other, and it was completely logical that she would deliberately avoid Li Mengnan at school.
"Humph! My sister is really excessive, even if she hides it from her mother, she actually keeps it a secret from me...... The soul is light! Who the hell is that man? ”
Xiao Bao'er frantically kneaded her hair into a chicken nest, as if she couldn't figure it out.
"What are you two talking about? Look at Bao'er and be happy! Xiao Hui walked out of the kitchen with a plate and a smile.
This...... This should be tangled, right? Could it be that this little girl reacts like this when she is happy? Is the expression so single?
Li Mengnan got up to help serve the dishes and chopsticks, and said casually: "We were talking about her friend named Qingche just now......
Xiao Hui couldn't help but pat her head suddenly, and said, "Look at my memory, I forgot about this kid Qingche, and I have to go and get another pair of chopsticks." ”
"No, she's gone, she was called away by her father." Li Mengnan hurriedly stopped Xiao Hui.