Emperor Taizu took all the military power of General Conglong back to the central government with a banquet and a few old tears, and used a chair to deprive most of the prime minister's rights......

Da Song can stand until now in a world surrounded by wolves, I have to say that his blessing is very strong, of course, Yun Zheng can't say the tragic events that will happen during the Xuanhe years, and no one believes it.

It was only at this time that Yun Zheng realized the pain of those prophets, your behavior was obviously right, but you could only watch others running wildly on the road of destruction with your smoke and dust......

Now I know the reason why the prophet is blind in most legends, and it is precisely because he can't bear to look at the stupidity of others that he can be blind with peace of mind, and if he looks less, he will suffer less.

Yun Zheng often pressed his eye sockets with two fingers, and stopped when the two eyeballs were about to be squeezed out of his sockets, and swore with tears in his eyes that it would hurt too much if he didn't do it again.

When he entered Ge Qiuyan's room at night, he immediately felt how wise he was that he didn't gouge out his eyes, and when Tingting, a half-naked beauty dressed in a light veil, walked towards him in the light, how could the eyes, an important organ, be missing?

The perverts of the Great Song Dynasty generally like twelve or thirteen-year-old girls, and Yun Zheng thinks that this is simply a perversion, and it is a specific expression of a man's inability to conquer a mature and beautiful woman like Ge Qiuyan.

Such breasts, such buttocks, such slippery skin, and the desire circulating in the eye sockets can almost set the house on fire, and he crouched in his arms and whispered in his ear that today is a good day for the concubine, which made Yun Zheng's whole person become as violent as a wounded giant bear......

I slept late last night, but I got up early, and I should have been depressed, and the giant bear turned into a sloth bear and ate breakfast without a bite. By the way, I listened to Lu Qingqing reprimanding Ge Qiuyan in the room, such a good day.

Bright sunlight shines through the slightly yellowing leaves, which color the leaves and turn golden. mottled on the dining table, bacon diligently helped Yun Zheng with the vegetables, Yun Er lay lazily at his feet, sticking out his tongue and waiting for the master to throw down a piece of food that he didn't eat.

Lu Qingqing reprimanded enough Ge Qiuyan came out of the room angrily, Ge Qiuyan followed behind energetically, with tears in the corners of her eyes, but there was a smile in her big eyes, this is difficult, but her current situation is like this.

"You too, you don't know moderation!" Lu Qingqing sat down and complained in a low voice.

Yun Zheng knocked on the rice bowl with chopsticks and said, "Idea." There's also a kid here! ”

It's good that Yun Zheng didn't say this, but as soon as he said this, Lu Qingqing immediately raised his eyebrows: "The child is sleeping in the house, who is the child you are talking about?" Bacon? She is sixteen years old this year, and the sixteen-year-old girl in someone else's family has already been married. There are children with better lives, but only our family still treats the sixteen-year-old girl as a child. ”

As long as Yun Zheng is at home, the bacon will not cry, although what Lu Qingqing said made her very aggrieved, the bacon can't cry, and it doesn't mean to cry. She always felt that she was the maid of the eldest young master and the second young master, and they would always arrange their own. What are you doing with so much heart, that's not what you should worry about.

Sure enough, as long as he talked about bacon, Yun Zheng was extremely tolerant of her, he looked up at the indignant Lu Qingqing and said, "People who marry thirteen or fourteen-year-old girls are all beasts, and their bodies are so big." You let her give birth to a child as big as a watermelon, which in itself is killing people, other people's families can't take care of it, my bacon is still young, and I won't talk about it until I'm eighteen years old. ”

"It seems that the concubine was not yet sixteen years old when she married you."

"I was lured into a half-orc by the beasts of the Great Song Dynasty......"

This kind of dogma will not work in the Yun family. The bacon gratefully sandwiched a roasted bun on Yun Zheng's plate, and Ge Qiuyan also pushed the master's favorite salted leeks to the master, she understood that the master was helping her indirectly.

Lu Qingqing looked at the small movements of the two and scolded with a smile; "I have become a wicked person, the one who is not welcomed, and I will clean you up in the future, and I am used to it.

Sir, why did you get up so early this morning? ”

Yun Zheng pointed to the left side of his house and said: "Di Qing is back, quietly back, I heard that when I went home the night before yesterday, I went to the palace first without returning home, and when I came back, I closed the door to death, I asked the monkey to hand over a post yesterday to ask for a meeting, how to knock on the door and not open it, he closed the door and thanked the guest for thanking him is really crisp enough." ”

Lu Qingqing took a bite of the bun and approached Yun Zheng and whispered: "The concubine heard Mrs. Wu Anbo say that the officials are waiting to impeach Di Gong, and her niece is married to a speech official, and the news is very credible." ”

Yun Zheng took a big bite of the bun that Lu Qingqing had bitten and said, "Do you still need to listen to rumors about this?" I heard that some officials have boasted about Haikou in the brothel, this time to make the ink-greedy thief Di Qing have no day to turn over, plus the previous impeachment of Di Qing can already fill a treasury, under the crowd, even if His Majesty has the intention to protect Di Gong, he can't stand the many mouths of people's families, Di Gong this time is to gamble on his own net worth, and distribute all the seizures of Dali to the head of the Western Army, I don't have the courage to do this, Jiaozhi Treasury honestly pulled back, this old man seems to be out of the way. ”

Lu Qingqing took a handkerchief to help her husband wipe the corners of her mouth and said worriedly: "Isn't that a hornet's nest?" ”

Yun Zheng said with a smile: "Sometimes people want to do something, and it is necessary to let it out, but Di Gong is not worth it this time, just a little money, how can it be comparable to him, a famous general in a hundred battles."

The money allocated to the Western Army is going to come, and no one dares to ask for it, and His Majesty doesn't dare, so those civil officials have no choice but to use Di Gong as a punching bag, and if they don't get Di Gong to go fishing on Hainan Island, they don't seem to be going to stop. ”

Lu Qingqing was stunned for a moment and said, "You are also in trouble now, and you can't help Di Gong." ”

"What's in trouble with me? I gave them the victory they wanted, I gave them the money they wanted, I gave them the money they wanted, I gave them what they wanted, they wanted me to shut up, I didn't go out of the door, except for the two wives Dunlun, if an honest person like me was still impeached, would they still have a conscience? ”

Lu Qingqing patted his chest and exhaled and said: "This is good, this is good, our family just needs to live a peaceful and stable life, let's ignore the outside affairs, the concubine sees that you are not in good spirits, Qiu Yan, Qiu Yan, you accompany the master to rest for a while, our family is also closed, and the master will not go these days." ”

Yun Zheng patted his leg and smiled: "Don't use beauty tricks to deal with me, don't you think that your master and I live like a turtle?" If I can really be a turtle to avoid trouble, I will be a turtle when I am a turtle, and I haven't been a turtle, but when my lips are dead and my teeth are cold, I will be stewed by others next time, you haven't seen Pang Ji, Han Qi These people have been so strict with me these days, no matter how unreasonable and domineering I am, they have kept their mouths tightly shut, even if I want Donghuamen to roll call, they have arranged it for me properly, and I can't find a little wrong.

Believe it or not, as long as Di Gong goes to Hainan Island to fish, our family will soon go to Hainan Island to be neighbors with Di Gong, and when the time comes, the old and the young go to the beach to fish together, I don't know what the mood will be.

Taking 10,000 steps back, it would not be bad if you could really go fishing on Hainan Island safely, according to the financial resources of the Yun family, and the ability of your lord and me, it is not a problem to turn Hainan Island into a resort.

But as long as there is a war, your lord and I will be taken out of Hainan Island and sent to the battlefield by others, and it is his mother's big crime to lose, and it is the gift of these bastards to win, why? Do you really treat Lao Tzu like a dog, release it when you use it, and tie it up when you don't use it? I don't look at what they are. ”

Lu Qingqing trembled and hugged Yun Zhengdao; "You are the concubine's day, if you have trouble, the concubine's sky will fall, the concubine is a woman's family, her eyelids are shallow, and she can't control the rise and fall of the world, I just ask you to stay at home well, at home you can do whatever you want, just don't go out and make trouble, it's really not okay, let's go back to Shuzhong, the concubine will return all the things given by the royal family, and don't want this hairpin, don't go out, okay?"

Yun Zheng nodded Lu Qing's nose and smiled: "I'm just an idle person at all, in that case, I may have other ideas, such as rebellion and the like, to be honest, it is not difficult to rebel in the Great Song Dynasty, I just can't bear this bit of literary style, the prosperity of the world is bent on keeping the current situation, rebellion is the last choice, and the worst choice, when the social contradictions are not so sharp that they can't be reconciled, they can't do it, otherwise they will really become half-orcs."

Men, sometimes they may do some inexplicable things, you bear with it first, and I will change it when I go back. ”

After Yun Zheng finished speaking, he kissed Lu Qingqing's head door in a daze, and then went out of the back house, the monkey and Han Niu were already waiting at the gate with the big green horse, as soon as Yun Zheng stretched out his hand, Han Niu took out a hideous fist ring from his arms, Yun Zheng put it on his hand, stretched it twice and was very satisfied, with this thing, it must be very pleasant to beat those officials.

Who can talk about it and compare with these guys who are used to reasoning all day long and are used to the art of sophistry, since they are already martial artists, then use the methods of martial artists to deal with them, Da Song doesn't seem to have this kind of thing that beats people, anyway, it will appear sooner or later, it is better to let him appear early, the current court is like a pool of stagnant water, calm and about to stink, it's time to stir it up.

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Chapter I