Chapter 361: New Drinking hot water will cure the disease
"I'll give you a hint - what do you think can make these animals in the school so excited about one by one besides money?"
Liang Sanbo is still selling Guan Zi in a mysterious way, obviously not planning to reveal the answer immediately.
Zhao Yingjun and Gao Dingtian only cared about drinking, and they didn't mean to help at all.
When did these three animals have such a tacit understanding?
Li Mengnan was puzzled for a while, his eyes swept over the faces of the three people with expressions of old gods, thought for a while, and said tentatively: "Mao...... Slice? ”
Poof!
Gao Dingtian and Zhao Yingjun, who were waiting to watch the joke, sprayed beer together, and the corners of their mouths and plackets were covered with white foam, making them look like irritated crabs.
Thanks to these two people's quick reactions, they twisted their heads to the side as soon as possible, otherwise this table of dishes would not be able to be eaten.
Although Liang Sanbo didn't drink, he was choked by saliva and coughed again and again, and smiled bitterly: "Convinced, such a reasonable and creative answer, why didn't I think of it?" ”
"Okay, don't sell it, let's talk about it quickly."
Li Mengnan was just joking to liven up the atmosphere, and he could figure out with his toes that no matter how open the school was, it would be impossible for each person to give a G seed as a New Year's gift.
Although it is a great gift for the hormonal animals in the school.
"I'll tell you." Liang Sanbo was still coughing, Zhao Yingjun wiped the wine and foam from his mouth, and took over the topic, "Although your answer is full of the characteristics of our 302 dormitory, it is as unreliable as ever, but in fact, it is very close to the real answer - do you know the Korean girl group 0dg?" ”
When Zhao Yingjun said the last sentence, he shook the two mustaches on the side of his mouth very obscenely, and his sneaky appearance seemed to be asking - have you heard of Amway's product?
Li Mengnan was stunned, and said with a surprised face: "They ...... Also into the sea? ”
Poof!
Liang Sanbo, who had just taken a sip of wine and coughed, also turned into a crab.
"If the three of them go to the sea, I will have to buy genuine support even if I am bankrupt...... Okay, the topic is far away, I want to say that this 0DG group is coming to our school. ”
Although it was not the first time he had said this, Zhao Yingjun still couldn't suppress his excitement, and the fat all over his body was trembling rhythmically.
"Why are they coming to our school?"
Li Mengnan has long known about the fact that this girl group is currently staying in Sanshan City, and even knows the purpose of their visit, but he can't understand why such an idol group, which is currently well-known in Asia, came to this bird...... Okay, it's an exaggeration to say that birds don't poop, but Tunghai University is really not a good place to do publicity.
"Why do you care so much? The important thing is that these three beautiful girls are coming to our school, and I heard that they will also sing at tomorrow's New Year's Eve party...... This is a concert-level treatment, although there is only one song, but I can see a real person singing, my life is worth it! ”
Looking at Zhao Yingjun's fanatical eyes, you can know that this product is a die-hard fan of that 0dg, and although the other Liang Sanbo and Gao Dingtian are not as excited as Zhao Yingjun, they can also see that they are looking forward to this performance.
Korean girl group, everyone understands it, and no matter how well they sing, just looking at that row of big white legs is worth the ticket price.
What's more, it's all free this time.
Although Li Mengnan was a little interested in this 0dg group that was repeatedly mentioned in front of him, his focus at the moment was on another piece of information revealed in Zhao Yingjun's words.
"New Year's Eve party?"
"Yes, it used to be called the New Year's Day party, which is generally held on the last day of December, and it is a large-scale art show of Tunghai University once a year, whether it is the scale or the intensity of investment, it even exceeds the original welcome party."
With his incorruptible tongue and insistence on shameless spirit, Liang Sanbo successfully infiltrated the Department of Literature and Art, and he is well aware of the various theatrical performance arrangements in the school.
However, due to the temporary receipt of the notice that 0dg was going to come to the school to publicize, in order to cooperate with the itinerary of others, the school conveniently advanced the time of the New Year's Day party by two days, and there was no gimmick to welcome the New Year's Day, so it had to be renamed the New Year's Eve party...... Of course, if you change the soup or not the medicine, the show is still those shows, and the actors are still those actors. ”
As soon as Liang Sanbo finished speaking, Zhao Yingjun interjected thoughtlessly: "I was shot." Then he took a sip of beer, and his feelings were a little low.
Seeing Li Mengnan's inexplicable expression, Liang Sanbo hurriedly explained: "Zhao Yingjun didn't mean that he was shot, but that he was shot for the program he sent to the New Year's Eve party...... It's not that I said that you are handsome, everyone is preparing a new show, no matter how high or low the performance level is, at least you can watch it fresh, how can you be like you, and you performed the magic trick performed at the welcome party as it is, everyone is aesthetically tired when you see it, you say that the judges don't shoot who you shoot? ”
"Yes...... But I can't do anything else! Zhao Yingjun felt very aggrieved, "Or, Brother Nan, you can teach me a few more new magic tricks?" ”
Li Mengnan smiled, shook his head regretfully, touched the wine glass with Zhao Yingjun, and comforted him with kind words: "Forget it, handsome, remember what my brother said - sometimes you have to have it in life, and don't force it in life all the time." The star-studded stage is not suitable for you, or the magician industry is not suitable for you, if you have to develop in the entertainment industry, you can consider developing in the comedy star......"
Li Mengnan is not hiding his secrets, he has almost taught Zhao Yingjun all the prop magic tricks that can be achieved quickly, and then he will enter the realm of magic tricks.
Even the most basic magic tricks take a year or two to work on, and if Zhao Yingjun has no intention of developing in magic, Li Mengnan does not waste his precious time on boring practice.
The most important thing is that Zhao Yingjun has no talent in this area, no matter how hard he tries, he can only get twice the result with half the effort, and the efficiency is too low.
However, Liang Sanbo understood Zhao Yingjun, and directly said a word, waved his hand and said: "You think too much, why does he want to go on stage, he wants to go backstage...... As you know, non-cast members are not allowed backstage during the show. ”
Li Mengnan suddenly realized that Zhao Yingjun wanted to figure out the Guò performance and get close to the members of the 0DG group.
"Forget it, I think Brother Nan is right, there are times in life when you have to have it, and there is no time in life to force it. They are a popular women's troupe, and it is great luck for me to be able to see a small sling from afar at the performance site, and it is too extravagant to sign a group photo or something......"
This is just Zhao Yingjun chatting about self-consolation = comfort, and he missed the idol in his heart, and that kind of regret is not at all understandable by non-fans like Li Mengnan , Liang Sanbo and others.
Seeing that Zhao Yingjun's feelings were low, Li Mengnan was also a little reluctant in his heart, and thought for a while: "If it's just a signature, I think I can help you get it." ”
The purpose of the 0dg group's visit to Sanshan City this time is to endorse a certain brand under Leyouyou's family, and the relationship between Leyouyou, not to mention asking for a few autographs, even if it's a group photo, or even a request for dinner together, it shouldn't be a difficult thing.
Zhao Yingjun's little eyes suddenly lit up: "Really? If you can really give me a sign to ask for 0dg, I'll call you brother in the future! ”
"Get out! You have to call me brother! Li Mengnan scolded with a smile.
"By the way, get me a few more." Liang Sanbo also joined in the fun, "Many girls in our school are fans of this girl group, I'll take it to pick up girls when I go back......"
"Okay, I'll ask them to write an extra sentence on your signature - this person is a pervert." Li Mengnan didn't care.
"I'm rubbing! Don't be so upright! Brother, can't I call you brother? I still don't even have a girlfriend, don't be so desperate......" Liang San beat a handful of snot and tears and begged.
Li Mengnan was speechless, even if this Liang Sanbo is drunk, this IQ will inevitably drop too much, even if people are willing to write such a sentence, they must first be able to write Huaxia......
Before class in the afternoon, Li Mengnan went to the department office to take a vacation.
He was greeted by a new counselor, still a woman, in her twenties, who spoke a little crampedly, looking like a recent college graduate.
In terms of physiognomy...... In all fairness, it is still quite a bit of literary and artistic freshness, and it can be regarded as a beauty above the general horizontal line, but compared to the original Aina, who was full of charm, it is more than one and a half stars.
In the afternoon, there is only one physical education class, and volleyball and basketball are optional.
said that it was self-chosen, but in fact, the choice was basically fixed from the beginning - the boy Qingyishui chose basketball that was more confrontational and faster-paced; And because of the weak physique, girls prefer volleyball where the two sides will not have direct contact with each other's bodies.
The person who took the physical education class was a middle-aged male teacher, with a sturdy physique as a physical education teacher, but his face was a little bumpy, and his eyes were slightly ...... Well, it's actually quite obscene, and I always keep squinting at the girls' team when I stand in line.
Li Mengnan almost thought that this physical education teacher had a real superpower "perspective eye", otherwise what was there to look at in that bloated cotton shirt and cotton pants?
Then he quickly reacted, and it is estimated that this is the supreme brain supplement realm of the legendary "read all those innumerable, and the heart is naturally ****".
Well, at this moment, Li Mengnan is in the truth.
After teaching the basic movements and essentials of basketball quite perfunctorily, the physical education teacher ran to the girls' team with a courteous smile to "send warmth and love", and threw more than a dozen basketball free practices to Li Mengnan and other boys.
As a ball game with less requirements for the field, basketball is a national sport in China, especially on campus, but any boy can take a few steps with the ball, and shooting is much easier than shooting.
After more than ten minutes of pretending to practice, the boys in the class divided into two groups to start a competition, and some volunteered to run around the field as referees, having a lot of fun.
Li Mengnan didn't get off the court, but hugged the basketball to find a snowdrift against a tree, and secretly lit a cigarette.
It's not that he's unsociable, it's that he really can't get off the court - with his physique and coordination, in addition to his lack of height, it's more than enough to play a professional men's basketball team, and playing this kind of rookie who doesn't even have the level of the school team feels a little crazy.
It's not easy for other children to play ball, and you have to leave some self-confidence for others.
Halfway through his cigarette, there was a sound of footsteps behind him.
The other party didn't seem to intend to hide himself, and his steps were heavy and clear.
"Fourth girl, what's the matter?"
Li Mengnan didn't have to look back to know who was coming, except for the squad leader Li Shi, no one would care about such idle things as smoking.
"I've told you many times, don't smoke on campus, if you get caught, you'll get a demerit...... Besides, now that the weather is so dry, what if it causes a fire? The head of the class said bitterly.
Li Mengnan turned his head and smiled disapprenously: "Class leader, from the perspective of probability, the probability of me throwing cigarette butts and causing a fire is much lower than the probability of causing a fire with your electric blanket." ”
Li Shi couldn't help but blush, and couldn't continue at all.
Privately connecting electric blankets is also a violation of school rules, but the beds in the school are all hard beds, and the cold air is terrible in winter, and their girls are not as strong as boys.
"Just talk, don't take it seriously." Li Mengnan pressed the cigarette butt in the snowdrift, and it was also kind for people to come over to remind him, this little face still has to be given, "By the way, class leader, don't you have to do exercises?" ”
"I used to be a regular on the varsity volleyball team when I was in high school." Li Shi clasped her hands together and made a posture of juggling the ball, and it could be seen from her expression that she was very confident in her ball skills.
"Hehe, forgive my clumsiness, I really didn't see this."
In Li Mengnan's impression, this class leader who does not have a strong sense of zài is more like a sentimental female literary youth in temperament, and she really didn't find that she still has a sunny side of sports.
"I hurt my knee a little bit during a game, and the doctor said I couldn't exercise hard anymore, so I stopped playing." Li Shi smiled indifferently, "Don't talk about me, let's talk about you...... You've taken a lot of days off this semester, is there something going on at home? If you have difficulties, don't hold it alone, after all, we are a collective, and everyone will help you. ”
Li Mengnan was stunned for a moment, and then he understood why Li Shi suddenly found him, daring to love that he asked for too much leave and misunderstood the other party.
But these four girls are rarely warm-hearted......
"Class leader, you think too much, I have a bit of a personal matter, but it's not the same as what you think, and it's been resolved." Li Mengnan was very grateful to Li Shi for caring about him, but he didn't want to dwell on this matter, so he changed the topic and said, "By the way, class leader, why didn't you see Minnie Mouse today?" ”
When Li Mengnan was lining up just now, he had already noticed that Minnie Mouse was not in the girls' team.
"Uh...... Minnie Mouse felt unwell and took a leave of absence. ”
"She's sick?" Li Mengnan was slightly taken aback.
"Uh...... Sort of, she...... It is ...... that is born The kind of disease that will be cured by drinking some hot water. Li Shi swallowed and vomited for a long time, and always found a more euphemistic statement.
"Oh!" Li Mengnan pulled a long note, indicating that his heart was clear.
Isn't it just that the eldest aunt is here, what's not to say......
The two chatted casually, and Li Shi was called away by a hurried assembly whistle.
Li Mengnan was about to take out his mobile phone to check the time, but suddenly received a text message.
- Brother, I want to drink hot water.
The sender is Minnie Mouse.
Li Mengnan couldn't help but be stunned, if he wanted to drink hot water, why did he send him a text message?
Almost as soon as this thought came to him, he immediately understood the subtext of the sentence - there was no hot water in the thermos in the dormitory.
The water room at the end of each floor of the girls' dormitory has an electric hot water tank, which is much more convenient than the boiler room behind the boys' bath.
The first person Li Mengnan thought of was Le Youyou, among all the girls he knew, except for her classmates who were in physical education class, only Le Youyou and Minnie lived in the same dormitory building.
But for some reason, Leyouyou's mobile phone has not been able to get through, and it has always been unanswered.
It seems that he can only go by himself.
As the senior sister Wang Xiaosi said at the beginning of the school year, it is not easy to enter the girls' dormitory, and in the years of infiltration and anti-infiltration struggle, the housekeepers have already practiced a pair of fiery eyes comparable to those of senior brothers, coupled with a burly physique and a natural loud voice, it can be called a one-man affair.
Let's put it this way, put on a big beard, and you can play Sparta directly.
If it was before, Li Mengnan would have to take some effort to enter the girls' dormitory, but at this moment, with the instantaneous invisibility of "Mirror Hidden Aya", no one can stop him from entering the girls' dormitory.
Two seconds was enough for him to get out of the range of the housekeeper's naked eye monitoring.
At this time, it was class time, and the dormitory building was surprisingly quiet, and all the dormitory doors were closed, and there was no entry or exit of the girls on weekdays.
Li Mengnan ran all the way up the stairs to the sixth floor, found Minnie's bedroom, tried to push the door, and sure enough, the door was not locked from the inside, so he pushed the door directly and walked in.
It's not that Li Mengnan didn't knock on the door recklessly, but there was no need at all, the girls living in this dormitory were all his classmates, and at this moment, a lot of people were in physical education class outside, and it was impossible to push the door and listen to the screaming scene.
There was no surprise that Minnie was the only one in the room, and when she heard a movement at the door, she barely held up her head and took a look, and when she saw that it was Li Mengnan, she couldn't help but show surprise, and a reluctant smile appeared on her haggard little face.
"Brother, why are you here?"
"A beautiful angel beckons you from afar, brave boy, go and create a miracle...... There is a beautiful angel calling, of course I want to create a zào miracle for you to see. Li Mengnan smiled proudly and picked up the thermos on the table, "You lie down first, I'll go get hot water now." ”